yeah this is my cat, Raw Chicken. make sure u wash your hands after touching him

fact check that's true

"they called me, ummm, bibo?"

the man who only jerks off those who do not jerk themselves

now you're thinking with portals!

Nullifier (2026) horror movie about a clown who does free nullification surgeries

smerkin a jernt. and by jernt i mean. haha. woim

that's what atlas shrugged is about i think

never see Kias anymore. instead it's all this new brand KИ

beth cab for cutie

Steamed Hams starring Gabe Newell

i mostly find being early to a correct opinion more funny than annoying, so it's hilarious that a year-plus ago i was getting my ass torn apart on here for saying gambling was bad and there was a need for a progressive movement to legislate it into control and make it socially unacceptable

onimai more like omorashi

theyre called fruits bc they like to see a man go

bishounen (she/her)

shithub

she got the nullification surgery on her pointer?

they should make a m:tg set that's just fujo bait

me hearing about the onion/infowars deal

now that tim is in charge of infowars i think they should put eric in charge of the fbi

do you think it's possible to vape estrogen

tis the season for the greason

and what about her girlfriend april showers

may flowers. who is she

Wiktionary's got us covered 🫡 en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Thesaur...

this is one of the most offensive things I've seen in years

now i feel like i gotta assemble a list

really funny to me that one of most notorious Roman emperors, Caligula, is referred to by the Latin equivalent of "Bootsie" ("caligula" literally means "small boot")

raccoons are so funny. like if a cat had a pointier face and little tiny people hands

making up a guy who thinks "yinglet" is a slur

lesbian who's severely disappointed at a Barenaked Ladies concert

i will stop complaining about this kind of thing when transmisogyny stops existing (might be a while)

the three worms that live inside my body better not have tattled about my sins again! i'm gonna be so mad. not gonna eat any grains for like a week

hypermobile suit gundam

horrible thought: one of these days someone is gonna get an AI-generated mangled "Chinese character" as a tattoo

no offense but i bet you could tell me all about Mata Nui and the Toa

not to be confused with Swans. what if i start a band called Ducks

they should make hate hotels. the perfect venue for toxic yuri.

no offense but you look like you would have in-depth knowledge of the star wars prequels' lore

of course. tucking

Chuck Tingle type book called _Publicly Transed by the Gillig Low Floor_

trying to convince conservatives that "eepy" is the opposite of "woke"

psa: you do not get to call people of racial minorities slurs even if they are right wing hypocrites. you do not get to deadname and misgender trans people even if they are right wing hypocrites. i can't believe i even have to say this.

yeah that really expensive restaurant in berkeley. chez penis or whatever

I girlflew too close to the girlsun and now my girlwings are melting smh

British tsundere: Oi you bloody bakker innit

slay the spire boss that's just a big pair of feet that steps on u

is she... y'know...