trans minecraft gf asking u if she looks too blocky

thinking about this book i read as a kid

my brain immediately assumes any internet user named Lilith is a trans woman

is wanting to pilot a mech actually a desire to return to the womb

"we didn't start the fire" for 2025 gotta rhyme Mamdani and Ohtani

Will humanity ever become an Omelas Type 1 civilization?

the year is 2035. every can of soda is prebiotic and has 20 grams of protein. the hot new trend is swallowing your psychiatric meds tucked inside a cube of raw beef steak

whenever i get asked to identify an ink blot i just say "sinuses"

sentence that no one can pronounce: "I got that Van Gogh we stole from the Louvre in the back of my Jaguar"

tattoo idea: getting an accurate diagram of your sinuses across your face

ah, 2017... a year when every radio hit was by an artist with a name like somethingtheband or Glass Monsters

oh, you know. the kind of furry who gets horny watching the macy's thanksgiving day parade

*flipping through the diseased monkey catalog* ooh they got polio monkeys back in stock

they should make sluttier space marine armor

can't believe this free TNR program rejected my girlfriend. she coulda saved so much on an orchi

okay actually is there a single black tumblr sexyman

are there any women at all who are regarded as tumblr sexymen

can't believe i went outside and saw a trollface in the year 2025

thinking about how 2010 fandom Tumblr maybe didn't want characters to be obsessed with so much as they wanted vague character archetype twinks to mash together like a kid with action figures in order to enact a sort of vague, de-sexed yaoi

it's important to say "oh! big stretch" when u see a creature stretchin

hey you know what pisses me off? the fact that Amazon categorizes some cishet omegaverse erotica under the genre "Transgender Romance

the seductive and deadly "Lady Mandrake"

hey. does anyone know where i can buy one of those big vertical round tanks you see in movies. the kind they have clones float inside

"Yeehaw, y'all," I shout as I munch on my triple cheeseburger, riding my mustang through the mean streets of New York City. I fire off several rounds into the air while onlookers clap and cheer.

thinking about how a lot of furries ive encountered online are weirdly devoid of intellectual curiosity about the animals they make fursonas based on. personally to me the interesting part of anthropomorphic animals is the worldbuilding about how their society would work with that species' quirks

*guy i made up voice* i only like a post if it's been through at least three layers of screenshotting

oh you don't know about six seven, unk? smh that's not very labubu of you

every tech company logo in a couple years

🎃🐿

gotta have a coherent brand identity - company explaining why they change all their logos every five minutes

alt history where the only change is that they're called ananas in English instead of pineapples

why the fuck does my phone swipe keyboard keep writing "YNt" instead of "the" and what does it even mean

what if frankenstein monster but transgendy. have they thought about this

oh no i missed a phone call at 9 am from my good friend Scam Likely

using zip ties as a currency after the collapse of the federal govt

getting girldrunk from a girlbeer or girlfriday

porn written by a lesbian: god, i missed her lips. i missed caressing her cheek and nipping at her earlobe porn written by a straight guy: she had D-cup boobs and 40 inch hips and flame-red hair. she probably had a personality too idk

maybe i should get some of those period panties (i cut my balls shaving)

chat is it okay to cross labor lines for essential medication

our surveillance of "Mad At You Island" has revealed little activity

saw a headline that was censored "group of men arrested after sh**ting at gas station mart" can't believe pooping is illegal now

one panel comic type thingy i drew after going to Walgreens

puppydeer

sAGPphic

now curious how long on average it takes to say someone's full name. mine takes 1.4 seconds. lmk yours

it's on seeso. you can get it on crackle. it's literally on go90. check yahoo screen. find it on vrv

*calvin's dad voice* all deckbuilding roguelites are either balatro or slay the spire

what the fuck is "slay juice"