it turns out if you turn up the blue in a photo and reduce the colors and blur it, it looks like an anime background. here's Toronto

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low opacity plaid flannel overlay

what if they made TACTICAL bikinis. for MEN

what color grading could Hollywood use to indicate "this scene is in Canada"

(explaining the concept of singing but badly underselling it) Imagine poetry, but if it was done by a trumpet

not me as a child watching disney's robin hood on vhs repeatedly so i could see the part where he crossdresses as a problematic romani stereotype

is it weird that when taking baths i use my feet on the controls

do you think there's zohran rpf on ao3

in tech company, "VP" stands for "Vibecoding Person"

tomorrow's the last day

do you think there are any trans girls named uh idk lily or zoe or luna or something

tiddlywinks is great. you can use your squidger to quop your opponent's wink in the pot. what a game

yeah i work in fintech *shows you pictures of my blåhaj*

Depressed femboy wojak closet cosplay

barry b. benson WISHES he could bee as cool as Buck Bumble

spoke too soon. john mountain goats, you're in BIG trouble

it's so creepy that female faces in AI generated images all look the same and they all look like white 12 year olds.

reverse lovecraft. big tentacle guy who thinks shapes like circles and rectangles are really fucking scary

hit enemy in morrowind challenge (impossible)

what if you had big glowing red nipples that people could z target

I must not be a very good trans girl because I've never played Fallout New Vegas OR Celeste

the rare male boob window

Yeah, I think I definitely did a bit of that early in transition. I think there’s something liberating about being able to reinterpret the things you used to enjoy in a new way and figure out how that relates, but interacting with more people, I realized that it was ultimately not universal

the problem, I'm hearing from experts, is that they don't know upw to invent a going to bed on time sunday

possibilities: - being girl makes gays pretty - being gay makes girls pretty - being pretty makes girls gay - being pretty makes gays girl

[flippin it on its head] foruuard

The company I'm applying to asks for my pronouns and gives me an html <textarea/> instead of <input type="text"/> and like, wow, this is the most ambitious representation I've ever seen.

It’s just funny to me if they’re dark and inappropriate

alien who comes into a human house and looks around for a little bit and then says "damn you guys must really like rectangles"

cursed idea: modal realist who thinks that for any untrue thing said by an LLM, there must exist a universe in the infinite multiverse where that thing is true

pancake girl named Mabel Syrup

you are literally the one guy who isn't allowed to complain about this

do you think ayn rand would be into warhammer 40k

Some good replies coming in

monty python's flying cervix

Hatsune Mike

hannibal lecter more like cannibal lecture

I can tell I've been playing too much Power Wash Simulator 2 bc i keep seeing sidewalk cracks with dirt in them and my brain goes "oh no I missed a spot"

what would you say, in your professional opinion, is the cuntiest starter Pokémon

guess I'm Mike now

One time a kid at work asked my wife what their favorite Pokémon is and my wife said “Kirby!”

fun facts to know about Kirby! 1. She's a Pikachu 2. She can be inflated big and round 3. Hungy That's Kirby!

wmoen. are so cool

just posting this for no reason whatsoever btw it's not like there are any recent news that reminded me of this or anything

im gay and transgender btw. if u even care

[trans woman sex worker posting an explicit photo] like what you see? 😘 new video on all the usual places 😇💞 [guy who doesn't know that he is going to transition within three years] you are so Beautiful. i am in awe of your courage and bravery every day that you can be your true self thank you xoxo

an "attoboy" could be a very very small boy