yeah that's what telomeres do

what if the stars were larvae that will one day hatch into new suns and moons

snakes would have great numbers here

omg i just realized measuring stuff in football fields on the news is the modern day equivalent of measuring stuff in stadia

16:9 horse

stupid idea: calculating aspect ratios for animals. a horse is about 3:2

"feet?" "miles?" i'm gonna need you to specify this in football field lengths or big mac diameters, thanks

every friend group has: - guy who always wears dark glasses - guy whose teeth are always chattering - guy with a bunch of pins in his head

Do u remeber the 23st night of septeber

chasers (derogatory) that chick's got a dick. that's hot. i want her to suck me off. chasers (complimentary) she has transcended biology. true agency shapes the self. i want her to consume me.

problematic mage gap "I'm sorry," said Ahriman the Blue, Sorcerer of the Night Tower, to his apprentice below. "My power simply outstrips thine own like the Moon outshines the stars. We cannot duel—not in this century."

nobody: a random guy on the internet: if you like women with A cups you're a pedophile

problematic wage gap

nobody: a random guy on the internet: it's antisemitic that this jrpg lets you kill god

Good morning 🖤💜😅

how come laura jane grace gets three first names

it's important to not let your heat meter build up too high or your mech might get stunlocked in the middle of lesbian sex

i think my friend has german engineering autism

why is it impossible to buy less than 100 cotton balls

construction chicken

beeper loaves

prog rock (magic stone that makes your nipples bigger, maybe)

trans guy who snickers every time someone mentions the Green Bay Packers

"Hey guys, welcome back to the channel" says a YouTuber you've never seen before in your life.

imagining a Tom Lehrer song about puppygirls

i wish every het trans woman a supportive wife guy king like sonny. he did nothing wrong. he should've gone free

dark fantasy games love to be set in ancient ruined kingdoms with names like Phaerdrûn or Eru Lordon

I think often a good factor to look at in a group espousing revolutionary ideals is that they actually engage with a wider local community and do mutual aid and would actually have a plan for governance if they end up in power

Morrowind in the 4th Era just isn't the same since all the Dunmer stopped smoking a pack per day

*trying to flirt with a woodworker* you ever uhh cut a biscuit slot in your cross-member

ah, the Johns... Flansburgh/Linnell/Carmack/Romero *E1M1 riff on accordion starts playing*

true wisdom is staying off social media. true foolishness is posting about how you're staying off social media

spooky

the blimp fandom is dying. post "inflated big and round" if you're a true blimp fan

idea: a special circle of hell for tryhard gamers where they must eternally strive to hit a perfect parry

ah, the Tribunal of Tomorrowind... Alexa, Vecna, and Sofa Sill

tag yourself

hey i'm turning 30 in like a couple weeks what's up with that

guy cursed with the burden of knowledge: ᴍʏ ɴᴇxᴛ ʙᴀʟᴀᴛʀᴏ ʀᴜɴ ɪs ᴅᴇsᴛɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ғᴀɪʟ

Five Blokes Pepsis and Cokes

egg who calls people "yolx"

vincent van gogh to the polls

i blame that GeoWizard guy

Got a new laptop that came with Windows 11. Wondered "how do I get it to stop having constantly changing desktop backgrounds" and... it turns you have to edit the fucking registry. Microsoft what the fuck

based on a true story (love u lily)

Five Chaps Burgers and Baps

POLL: do you thank the bus driver 😌