Goochy belt

I hope there's an internal republican civil war, that would be funny

Having clean hair is part of my heirerarchy of needs, somewhere above basic food and clothing and lower than basically anything else

Vocal percussion on a whole nother level

All time one word line delivery on "Yes!" It captures the emotion of still being worked up about something different while expressing sincererity

epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump

I disappointed my father today (told him id rayger the Steelers win than the Bengals)

Someone give me 500 american dollars so i can get a steam deck and not leave my bed all winter

Femboys need to grow the fuck up and become femMEN or women if thats where they land

The little yellow droplet lapel pin...

Failing Nonstop Nut November because i take a break on sundays :'(

😤

I will never share my location with friends or family. They dont need to know where i am

Always Be Visible

Someone give me 500 american dollars so i can get a steam deck and not leave my bed all winter

Point and shoot digital cameras used to be so ubiquitous. when i was in high school the ones we had would go up to like 5 megapixels (ooo)

I wampt breakfast but if i go get breakfast i have other errands to do

it’s cool how every newspaper is now like “hehe bribery isn’t real when the king says so”

Dream inwas at a weird touristy beach area and there were these riverboat style entertainment rides run by the falun gong cult and i accidentally sneaked onto one whike trying to weave through all the bullshit tourist traps to find access to a quieter more secluded piece of the coast

She craves the hamburger helper.

Lmao

Thats either a weirdly high-pitched car alarm or a neighbors fire alarm i hear on the edge of my perception. Im sure its fine, time to take these sleeping pills and not worry about it

The guy from the "Hit it, Joe!" photoplayer meme is starting his own nonprofit to preserve silent cinema technology: www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

Ass coal beer

please enjoy Plastic Hill! it’s been taken off youtube forever so

What if i post tits on main at midnight then delete them

If you think about it as a numbers game, women have only failed to become president like twice (not counting third parties for simplicity) whereas men have failed to become president every other time there was 2 male frontrunners, ones gotta lose

Furry vore roleplay but spider, tied up with silk and having the fluids sucked out

Getting hornt way more than before injections and quitting spiro smh who has time for this all the time. Me apparently

How to Talk to Trans Women 101: Metroid Prime 4 Edition #MetroidPrime4 #Samus #SamusAran

There has never been a better time to release an interracial lesbian Christmas movie because the outrage grifters are whisper quiet. Hell, you could probably put a black person in Star Wars right now. The anti-DEI freaks are too busy wallowing in the shame of secretly being pro-CSA all along.

Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this

DIFHR - Damn, I Fucking Hate Reddit

doing a bang up job aaron but at least the pedophiles feel safe

Jesus Christ.

hot take i think we should ban sports gambling before someone gets shot

Yeah i know my apartment is messy, its called entropy and it is a fundamental law of our shared material reality

What if we took the concepts of cloth mother and wire mother but made it the worst parts of both and marketed it to people

Im skeptical if she actually said this

We're smoking that shit that killed Kissinger tonight

It wouldnt be cool to smoke a blunt with Ruth Bader Ginsburg for a variety of reasons but the main one i can think of right now is that if she hadnt already died of covid, the blunt would kill her dead. Then you gotta deal with a whole thing idk seems unideal

I post about work stuff very little for it being basically most of my life on Mondays through Fridays 8.5 hours a day, 5 days a week, every week until basically forever