The Ant finally convinced the Cockroach to vote for off-brand Insecticide. This was the only way to defeat Raid insecticide.

Kansas (the band) voice, Carry On My Gaywad Son

Me and who

Done! happy with the colors

Theyre gonna DBZ fuse into Larry David Zaslav

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

It was a bit too hot today to fry stuff indoors but i did it anyway because i already had all the ingredience and i wanted tonkatsu homemade

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

Im so glad didnt miss the bus this morning, theres like 3 accidents on my highway route all happened within 5 minutes and traffic is locked up but im sitting pretty in an air conditioned bus

i first made this image 11 years ago and it gets more and more true by the day

Do people with that one british accent pronounce "tube top" like "chube chop"

Pissin' blood, gotta get that looked at by a doctor bro

Ok what joker on the production team drew the bottom part of this mushroom cloud as a throbbing veiny dick?

Dudes rock

Look how happy shinji was post-transition

MISSED CONNECTION: In the corner of my eye I saw you at rudy's You were very high Youuuu were high! It was a crying disgrace (they saw your face) On the counter by your keys Was a book of numbers, and your remedies One of these surely will screen out the sorrow But where are you tomorrow?

it's crazy how my kink is being treated nicely and with care

Its called breaktice, sweety

Amazing how many absolute dumbasses will straight up park in a bus lane that says "no parking" and sit there doing nothing

Cartographic special interest RUINED by the now additional meaning of the word "maps"

phase reveal! *posts a picture of a liquid*

Im fucked up. My shoulder is so fucked up and my stomach hurts. And i dont want to be at work doing the same tedious shit over and over every day anymore, i hate this

Doidald Tyatsmr

someone should tell Erin Reed that being a journalist doesn’t give you permission to just make shit up to scare people with

0/400 I'm a black trans woman in Venezuela and I'm doing my best to keep me and my family fed, and our medical needs met. I haven't been able to work for a while due to medical issues/discrimination and I need help surviving until I can. 💸💕 🏳️‍⚧️🚨 #mutualaid #helpsky #transmutualaid #Helpfolkslive2026

Gal Jazeera

A comission for @fangedcutie.bsky.social ! Looks like this business snake is well adept at training helpful, eerily identical recruits! A lot of fun to work on, and a good challenge to make a ball jointed snake!

Up your nose with a polyurethane hose

for 34 years i have been working on a tabletop board game that is actively hostile to being played

carbon djonice

Kidz Bop version of Mad World by Tears For Fears: "I find it kinda funny/ i find it kind of rad/ the dreams in which I'm flying are the best i've ever had"

Disappointing to see even Paul Simon is now promoting this awful technology.

When the alien is a toddler pooping his pants

Add a fried egg to a sloppy joe to make it a sloppy josephine

🚨 BOOST 🚨 Please help her out. One of the people who assaulted her was a Patriot Front Nazi. Of course the cops didn't arrest him, and now she's facing charges and will need legal funding.

Are you telling me a beef stroked this off???

Im turning into a fuckening wampire :( bla! 🧛‍♀️

I think i might actually be allergic to the sun :(

Makes sense, woowoo goop shit and fascism go together like pb&j

time to bring back the classics

ah, I was wondering why the NYT was having a panic attack yesterday lol

Lets all piss into the wind tonight, as a treat

I got bit by a withal, so now when the full moon rises i become a werewithal

Cant sleep and i have to be up for work in like 5-6 hours lol

Ríhanna is a fierce Indigenous & trans activist who's spent countless hours advocating for others, even as bigots have tried driving her out of her home. queer people come from everywhere and deserve to live wherever they fucking want, including Wyoming. please support her. links in the reply.

Links here where you can donate to support a trans woman who is facing felony charges for defending herself against fascists.

Some of u on here

Using a cut aloe vera leaf to apply to sunburn makes me feel like a fantasy witch or healer. Just cutting open a plant and putting it on the skin like some fucking apothecary with my garden of medicinal plants