Europeans: yes we already had 9/11 but what about second 9/11?

mf lit up like minas morgul on a tuesday

you dumb bitches really read the red book of westmarch and said "hold my ale"

second breakfast? you mean sixth redbull

This innkeeper seems kinda racist

not to overexplain a book that everyones read already but it really cannot be overstated how absolutely the hard men of gondor were eating shit before some of those hobbits swaggered onto the scene

“Well of course I want to have a gay old time with Mister Frodo, Gandalf? Why wouldn’t I? Excuse me, I’m going to ask Rosie for a dance.”

fuckin rude, bro

holy shit frodo really did it... the mad lad

speak friend and enter (the homies)

did you guys see this glowing buttplug that god gave me?

yeah I'll fight you! it's not like I survived being stabbed by death itself, bro

this spider is kinda thicc, tho

nothing beats a canoe ride with your best friend

nothing beats a long walk with your nine best fr.... eight best fr.. seven bes..

lembas bread? that shits bad for you, bro. raw fish liver is what you need

off to throw some shit in a mountain and save the world. you're welcome.

never been so happy with a bit account