cheese should smell like it fears you

i want to get crushed by america's saddest clitoris

Cannot Unsee

there are two wolves inside you you are a rabbit this is now a predator/prey cnc fanfic

if your job is aided or made more efficient by using AI you're admitting your job is fake and useless

i don't mind the carousel

it's genuinely so funny every time i see a fascist on here still trying to make charlie kirk matter. like bro your god king forgot he exists and the vice president is fucking his widow no one actually cares

is sam altman dead yet?

cheese should smell like it fears you

Bsky from the Browser is weird. BUT I can dump old memes now.

explaining the classics to my 11yo: - an apology without change is manipulation - you lose an argument the moment you get angry - men aint shit

If Trump dies richer than when he became president, with his Supreme Court justices still in power, without he himself ever facing consequences, with the 1% keeping all their gains, with the ICE budget in tact and without any prosecutions of ICE or his admin he didn’t lose. He won. Understand that.

AI-Powered RotoTiller be like:

selecting the window seat and immediately closing the shade to protect my fellow passengers from witnessing the blasphemy of human flight

[Attenborough voice] yet in the end, only one ship will fertilize the egg that awaits them

Make sure to pair your devastating news with a nice artisanal cheese

Reminder: John Brown was executed for his crimes and Robert E Lee was not.

Quinten Tarrantino in 1992:

*waves* (derogatory)

you call it "sounding" i call it "stuffing my cum back in my dick"

have we tried restarting the timeline?

Reparations aren’t an apology, they’re an unpaid bill. Just so we all understand the difference

blasting you with my nonsense hose

muchin' nuts

just me and my stream of consciousness against everyone in earshot

is this ethically sourced cunt you're serving?

thinking about that guys moms pussy

Total Drama Island is better than Fortnite.

is sam altman dead yet?

other poorly drawn portraits while im still to high to worry about my imposter syndrome

hey, my first commissioned piece

more women should have horns, tbqh

i do draw cute stuff too, just less often. this is more like a summertime thing

Upon the twisting boughs, an augury

retvrn to catgirls

still life

something different

very happy with how this turned out

fascists hate virtue signaling because they hold no virtues

not now kitten, daddy is pondering the orb

Sunflower

make bad art

oh to be a fly on the wall, quietly rubbing my hands together while vomiting