such penny pinching is unbecoming of a non-profit (slaps you with a white leather glove)

(shrieking) i need some new adidas bro

george carlin: you have owners audience: haha

i wonder what part of the story they left out

his vibes were just off your honor

that little cocky afterbang like "yeah, i know i'm hot" 😎

licensed to chill

nyc baby. home of new york city

domestic abuser facial hair

i hereby move to ban use of the phrase "go back to normal" in all political discourse

a long, cold winter amid global warming is very disturbing. like a reverse fever

American Piss

bro to hate on vegeta like that just demonstrates your ignorance of his post-frieza redemption arc smh

RETVRN

i love all my followers equally

gn

how did i not know that zohran's mom directed monsoon wedding

could you try to be even more condescending and wrong? this isn't off putting enough

one assed hole

Discourse is leaning into 2024 talk again so reminder that the majority of Americans aren’t putting their stamp of approval on this shit. Any of it.

average dillo reply

It's gone up since 2009, when this article was published. Not just because of COVID, but because of the persistently widening wealth disparity, higher premiums, less coverage for higher cost, etc. The opioid epidemic is for sure a contributor, but people would rather forgo healthcare than pay

100% of this is wrong

(about to die) wait i have to post one more thing

and that's not even counting any of the pharmaceutical companies' disasters like the opioid crisis

democrats are really hoping they can just come into work like george costanza after all this acting like yesterday didn't happen

pissing my pants with a sort of vintage 90s aesthetic

rip to my local gamestop 😔

they're calling my tiny penis disgusting in your mentions dog 😂🤣

giving myself a nicorette addiction out of boredom

Don't talk about anything else, we don't wanna know!

i'm a leading practitioner of the economics. you have to give the money to rich people or else they won't create jobs wealth

starting a new political party based on hanging out and watching tv and having a good time

thank you to all the writers carefully refuting that bird brained manifesto so i can take the shortcut of saying everyone on the board of palantir should kill themselves

"an historical" alright settle down

is "i smoked too much weed yesterday and off-brand mac n cheese gave me a headache" a valid excuse to call in

Alright. You don't even have to go digging through 22 skeets to get my full rebuttal to Palantir & Alex Karp's demented manifesto. You can just read it on an old fashioned webbed page.

it's cute how the warmongers think they're philosopher kings

i am definitely coming back here after i get bombs 😂😮‍💨

liberals calling out antisemitism on the left

👇🫵

like this tweet if we are married and you're my wife

i am definitely coming back here when i get bombs 😂

the abundance mindset is going completely viral

bro you housed that nutella 😮‍💨😂 i kinda wanted some 😅

it's funny that we're doing the "why do people find lena dunham annoying?" discourse again. definitely didn't explore that enough the first time

runners playlist

words cannot convey the disdain i have for this man

go for that thing you've been putting off today playboy, no better time than now 💪