google "civil war"

my👏 cousin 👏 vinny 👏 is 👏 a documentary 👏

as someone who hasn't slept for three nights because a flu put razor blades in my throat, cherish your health!!!

advocating a nuclear first strike on britain because it would be funny

guess what i'm thinking about right now

oh my god

just saw there's a new stancil

the shark swims by, its dark bushy pubes swaying in the current

"i am actually liberal but the left has lost its mind" you are actually conservative

they should call it The Great British Cake Off, on account of all the cakes they cook

lezzing out with the guys

meet me at the home depot, eh?

gn💙

every one of these guys has a "comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable" paperweight on his desk

it's super funny that we successfully invented pills to get rid of sadness and make you skinny but they all either give you rancid farts or make your wang malfunction or something

Great question! People do things for all sorts of reasons other than the nookie. Let's break down the possible alternatives:

farting my ass all over the pacific ocean

they never really specify which decade stranger things is set in

been chewing on why they'd leave his close ally in power after the west groomed the perfect neoliberal replacement and my working hypothesis is they are all huge morons

odds are good that trump and hegseth literally just didn't know about machado so when someone suggested installing a ted talk lady who won the nobel peace prize they were like "nah"

the mass of men lead lives of quiet gooning

to any good faith libs wondering why the anti-war left is frustrated with democrats instead of republicans today, MLK jr. said it best:

that's a new one

hakeem jeffries talks like an adult in peanuts

keep poising!

woah two things? true at the same time?? damn makes u think... 😲🤔

donald trump is 79 years old

today is a fine day for socialists to sign up for a gun safety course

i agree with murder in principle BUT

schumer and jeffries have NOT EVEN MADE STATEMENTS YET?????

hey deb! remember when you had to resign because everyone found out you kneecapped american democracy?

darth mario goatse

i can't even muster a joke about schumer and jeffries writing a strongly worded letter tomorrow. this is so horrifying

at what point does the average american realize they're living in the 4th reich? we are well into "by any means necessary" territory here

gn

what's actually ungrateful is zohran will probably do the first big upgrade to public transit in decades and people like this will bitch and moan about nonsense the entire time

i'm chilling and shakeing my head whether you like it or not. bitch

i think it was the airplane

not enough of you fuvks have been calling it "The Boob Tube" lately

underrated WHAS joke

elveven stanger things used her magic powers and bloody nose 😩

eating bananas is gay behavior

chilling with my tiny penis. no girls allowed

milford robert brown

i've shit more pants than you've tried on, boy