I was unaware that Nick Fuentes needed a booster seat when dining.

Listen up SNOWFLAKES

Grok did this really happen?

uwu pwesident nyah 🐱

A classic look that never goes out of style

When u nut but she keep succin

Crazy to think that Charlie Kirk would still be alive today if Biden’s DOJ had prosecuted him for sending 80 busses of chuds to do January 6th

Greg Poops

Bluesky

A Christian girl got a zero on a college paper and was a national celebrity within a week

Kathy Geiss, welcome to the resistance

sky marchini used to post online as kimpossiblefacts

Hi friends! If you think this type of stuff is fine (to admit in public), then block me or unfollow or whatever. If it’s not my business, I don’t need to know, thanks!

America does the most American thing ever Substack nerds: This is not who we are

Podcaster occupied government

Historically unpopular President commits blatant war crimes Liberal pundits: First of all, everything that happened is very very good…

Me: *takes first tiny sip of coffee* The poop in my butt:

Kids. This is what 2003 was like. I heard you all love nostalgia

The fact that democrats seem to think there is a huge anti-Maduro constituency they need to placate in order to comment really hits home that they don’t live in the same reality as us.

This must hit so hard if your brain is a pile of runny dog shit

When Greg Poops disables replies but forgets to disable Quote skeets

I simply cannot stop laughing at this. Every detail is comedy perfection

Troops rolling into Caracas like

I want the president to get arrested

My boss when he calls a meeting during lunch

BREAKING: According to reports from @apnews.com Nicolas Maduro is awaiting arraignment while being detained in BOFA

*Fascist pedophile uses illegally used military to attack foreign country* Every liberal: First of all, Maduro was terrible and I’m glad he’s gone. Thank you to our brave military members for a brilliant successful mission. However…

Chairman Xi, the precedent has been set. My people yearn for liberation. Please.

"Donald Trump did regime change the right way" - by Ezra Klein

Average xAi Grok user

Kids today don't know how to *Use Morse Code *Operate a Telegraph *Shoe a mule *Refuse quarter to confederate soldiers *Operate a large scale fur trapping operation

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*extreme Mark Morrison Voice* The Year of the milf

Day one, and Zohran has fixed the male loneliness epidemic

Asking for a friend, because I definitely didn’t do this, but how do you get a capri sun straw out of your pee hole?

American Politics be like "I have a right to be an unapologetic asshole!" Says asshole

Poast rare Yarvins

Hey man, quick question…what the fuck?

AI has advanced to such a human like level that they are now making notes app apologies

I got this. Weird.