Reminder that when two people kiss they form a long tube from asshole to asshole

Some days I’ll stumble on an image that makes me realize the internet was a huge mistake for humanity. Today is not one of those days

Nipples really are the boobs of the boobs

You're laughing? A pig has balls so gigantic that they protrude out under the asshole so that when the pig shits the shit gets stuck on the balls and you're laughing?

Friday goals

I need to be the most fuckable dad at the Waffle bar at the Hampton inn free breakfast buffet

Hey can I nibble on your inner thigh for a sec? I wanna see something

Eating ass like its corn on the cob

When she’s got a big ass and a felony record

what the fuck is going on

Hey beautiful, what’s your name? Hey…HEY! Don’t walk away from me! Fucking ugly lesbian bitch, didn’t want to talk to you anyways

What do you think Michael Tracy’s car smells like?

Masculinity is under attack in this country

Friendship :)

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

When I’m asked to do literally ANYTHING

The holy cum gutters

The life cycle of the “progressive” blogger

Median Maine voter

I can’t prove it, but if bottle-nose dolphins could vote, they would strongly support Platner.

Oh yeah, for sure

When you tell her you got a 32 on your ACT in 1998

Ten seconds after my first sip of coffee

pov: you wake up

NO BOOMERPOSTING

*ahem* RETVRN TO MA THE PEOPLE OF MAINE CANNOT HANDLE SELF DETERMINATION

Finally a sport for my body type

I resent the fact that a state as whack as maine is being forced upon me online

Running out the day, imagining this pen will turn into a freaking pixie stick

The Karl Havackrooms

200 guys who look exactly like this suddenly have a ton of thoughts about innocent before proven guilty

Look at that big ass frog

Pussy from a girl who measures temperature in Celsius

She still embodies all the awful stereotypes she did before.

Her: *Beats me with a baseball bat and breaks my arm* Me: A…Are you flirting with me 🫪

Yes, yes. Tell me more about these "boners" that you speak of.

Kinda weird how a number of former Intercept people are like, fucked-up individuals now?

Is there anyplace in late stage capitalism for a white man with terrible opinions and a pretty cock?

Me, when I’m being handsome and awesome

ACAB includes Leonardo

Beginner’s tip: Two things can be bad at once

This is the kind of anti-intellectualism I've been talking about. He described Bill Clinton's well documented predatory patterns as "having an affair with a 22 year old." He is uneducated on a topic but feels his opinions still have value. How do you have conversations with the willfully ignorant?

God forbid a woman EXISTS

Me and the boys getting ready to party

there is a rich vein of "if we perform enough of a caricature of masculinity that's gotta make republicans stop calling us pussies" anxiety in Democratic politics that started with Truman and has not stopped for even a single election cycle since