A new memory!

Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one with out them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, can I get just a normal pic or your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can I get a picture of you fingering yourself?

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this porn

Olivia’s tragic tale is proof that, if you’re hot enough and blonde enough, you too can get the same treatment as a disgraced white guy

don’t listen to the haters, olivia, I thought it was soooo brave that you were sooo horny for a man who eats roadkill and wants to bring back the plague that you blew off your journalistic responsibilities and were very bravely rewarded for your all-encompassing lack of morality

Nuzzi is like, Grimes level of stupid. The kind of stupid where other stupid people can become convinced you’re brilliant.

Who do you think is better at sexting: RFK Jr or Fetterman?

Sitting at a bar, just heard a guy in a Carhartt hoodie get the attention of the bartender by saying “Hey sweetie” Now I’m going to give her a $10 tip because I’m upset lmao

If you’re not Rebecca Lobo on College Basketball Live Scoreboard don’t read this… Rebecca Lobo on College Basketball Live Scoreboard. Please hit me with your car.

McDonald’s invented three value propositions that pretty much sustained the fast food industry since the 60s 1 Fast 2 Inexpensive 3 Convenience And they are no longer fast nor inexpensive

What’s the matter babe, you’ve barely touched the new female accounts here on Bluesky

Manson writings reveal a lost Hollywood

Little ditty About Jeff and Diane She’s a kid and he’s a full grown man Jacky gonna be a science star Diane’s a sophomore, riding in Jeffy’s car

Real men go down all month long

I NEED YOU ALL TO FOCUS

I miss when democrats and republicans weren’t afraid to work together

Blues Brothers 2000 holds up

Sucking off Bill Clinton isn't even in his top 10 gayest qualities

Is this anything

If you can’t You don’t handle me deserve me at me at my

Sitting on a freezing cold toilet seat

Leaked emails detail close personal relationship between Jeffery Epstein and Ernest P. Worrell

Damn, It’s almost like literally every single person carries a high quality digital camera at all times these days

i work at a local funeral home here in Pittsburgh and we just received a call asking if we carry oaf coffins 😔

If one party is willing to get rid of the filibuster, and one of them isn’t, then only one party has any real power

Republicans riding into battle like

Time to do my happy dance

First season Homer Simpson-lookin ass

Mister Igar please put my content on the tv

It must be wild to always live in 2016, unable to break the time loop

i respect men who take their sex dolls to dinner more than i do men who use chatgpt as their therapist

This isn't politics anymore. This is morality, and the dismantling of the Patriarchy....these nasty, disgusting men, AND the tratiorist women who support and defend them must be exposed and removed from public discourse for the safety of all of the women and children of the world.

Oh no Yukon. We're stuck on the Island of Misfit Toys and there is only 1 bed...

It’s insane how Pepsi is clearly and obviously the superior cola

Scrolling my followers

When I see a nice set of friggin knockers

Tim’s search history be like

Scorsese casting 85 year old Bobby Deniro as a 32 year old gangster

Trump is the first Juggalo president www.the-independent.com/tv/news/trum...

RETVRN

Men will post Simpson’s screenshots instead of going to therapy

Every person in their 30s who writes a memoir should be forced to live on that island of floating plastic garbage

When I see a pretty girl

Some are saying he’s the most Ohio man of all time

Trump take-a the spaghett

Instead of yelling at Democratic senators, do something constructive with your time instead (kiss your mutuals’ nipples)