The life cycle of the “progressive” blogger

Median Maine voter

I can’t prove it, but if bottle-nose dolphins could vote, they would strongly support Platner.

Oh yeah, for sure

When you tell her you got a 32 on your ACT in 1998

Ten seconds after my first sip of coffee

pov: you wake up

NO BOOMERPOSTING

*ahem* RETVRN TO MA THE PEOPLE OF MAINE CANNOT HANDLE SELF DETERMINATION

Finally a sport for my body type

I resent the fact that a state as whack as maine is being forced upon me online

Running out the day, imagining this pen will turn into a freaking pixie stick

The Karl Havackrooms

200 guys who look exactly like this suddenly have a ton of thoughts about innocent before proven guilty

Look at that big ass frog

Pussy from a girl who measures temperature in Celsius

She still embodies all the awful stereotypes she did before.

Her: *Beats me with a baseball bat and breaks my arm* Me: A…Are you flirting with me 🫪

Yes, yes. Tell me more about these "boners" that you speak of.

Kinda weird how a number of former Intercept people are like, fucked-up individuals now?

Is there anyplace in late stage capitalism for a white man with terrible opinions and a pretty cock?

Me, when I’m being handsome and awesome

ACAB includes Leonardo

Beginner’s tip: Two things can be bad at once

This is the kind of anti-intellectualism I've been talking about. He described Bill Clinton's well documented predatory patterns as "having an affair with a 22 year old." He is uneducated on a topic but feels his opinions still have value. How do you have conversations with the willfully ignorant?

God forbid a woman EXISTS

Me and the boys getting ready to party

there is a rich vein of "if we perform enough of a caricature of masculinity that's gotta make republicans stop calling us pussies" anxiety in Democratic politics that started with Truman and has not stopped for even a single election cycle since

Found a podcast scientifically designed to piss off @ghost-waltz.bsky.social

R.I.P. in piece to Mitch McConnell. You would have loved seeing Graham Platner eat shit

On a purely political level nothing has made me more convinced that Obama was a uniquely brilliant generational politician than seeing all the Obama speechwriters and strategists be some of the dumbest goobers I’ve ever seen

Yeah I care about Maine. Maine-by I’ll have another fucking cold one

As the world’s most perfect leftist™️, only my brain is so big that only I can understand supporting the American team means you support the American government and everything its ever done. Don’t try and argue with me, because I’m too smart to bother and I will block you.

Will Stancil doesn’t understand why people don’t like this

After work plans

mitch mcconnell coffin flop when

"inshallah" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey biphobic tbh

i cant believe teh dang ORANGE CHEETO in the dang WHITE HOUSE made FIFA be so corrupt. of course fucking SPORTSBALL enjoyers dont care.... just like they dont care about FASCISM

Holden-1 Chris-0

Can’t imagine the size of the bet that Eric had on this game that he was forced to spend hours explaining to his dad what a red card is

It’s a shame that bad ass poster for the Mexico England game was AI. Anyway, this one I made quickly on the bike at the gym isn’t

Soup sucks and I’m tired of pretending it doesn’t

The decision was made when the independent committee determined Belgium isn’t even a real country, therefore Balogun should not be suspended

Everyone should be allowed one little toot during oral. If it slips out, let it go without acknowledgment, and keep on truckin

Who built the house?