My barber may have been looking at a picture of a dog when he gave me this haircut.

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The good part about stocking British food is that no one will ever steal it

Give her what she really wants on #InternationalWomensDay

In this economy, most people don’t even have three dudes to sacrifice for a new shower

Happy international women’s day

frickin love wemon

Only two more days to go!

Get her what she really wants for #internationalwomensday

Get her what she really wants for #internationalwomensday

Ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art

Oh, so we’re like COOKED cooked huh?

Three more days to go!

Sure I might be vice president at my dad’s company, but I’m actually working class because I’m three payments behind on my $85k full sized pickup due to the lien on my paycheck for back child support

This millennial mid aughts nostalgia bullshit is getting out of hand

Only 4 more days to go!

If you want to be friends with Paul, you’re a fucking cop.

THE USERS OF A WEBSITE ARE SUPPOSED TO HATE THE MANAGEMENT OF THAT WEBSITE

You, an idiot: Hannibal wasn’t black Me, a scholar: Hannibal wasn’t old

Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

Roses are red Babies are frail

Not an accident this is happening during women’s history month…

Real leadership is saying “We didn’t start this fight, but we’re going to go along with it since someone else started it”

Only five more days to go!

i know what'll fix iran, getting bombed by pedophiles!

Only six more days to go!

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Once again, the most persecuted minority in America are the billionaires

Jasmine Crockett has officially conceded that she blasts stinky farts that peel the paint off the walls #sheshed

Congratulations to the winner of tonight’s senate primary, JASMINE CROCKETT!!!

Jasmine Crockett has officially conceded that she blasts stinky farts that peel the paint off the walls #sheshed

I've seen enough: Jasmine Crockett is FARTING in the #sheshed

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This country used to produce chubby guys named Glenn who could make a Major League career out of strong middle infield defense

It’s a Nice Day for a crack smokin It’s a Nice way to quit HEROIIIIINNNNNN

“I’m a political junkie!” *Taylor Lorenz bursting through the wall like the Kool Ade man* NO YOU’RE NOT! THAT NOT A REAL THING ACTUALLY!

Sad to see Lorenz suffering from Dumb Bitch Disorder.

AI has streamlined my workflow

Incredibly funny that this is the closest Matty Yglesias will ever get to admitting he was wrong about American empire. “Looks like that leftist was right. Like a fucking IDIOT”

Laying in bed with Israel while texting Jesus to come over.