Yeah you voted for Kamala, but you didn’t give her praise when she went poopy on the potty

Average liberal “feminist”

What I’m looking for in a partner

Meanwhile, the *real* head of Antifa continues to hide in plain sight. IYKYK.

Name one piece of human created art as powerful as this?

Important time to remind everyone that Gavin Newsom is a scientologist and you shouldn't vote for him

Should you punch Will Stancil in the face?

Well ladies, I’m the next best thing

Fernando Mendoza eats tacos with a fork and knife

Real head scratcher here

It’s like they got bored and are just now inventing new ways to commit crimes

Can’t even be best friends with a notorious convicted sex trafficker and go on the news anymore, because of woke

Dweebs post pictures of themselves looking like this, then the New York Times publishes stories about how no one is willing to date them.

🚨 HONKEY DETECTED 🚨

Sydney Sweeney getting hitched to Curtis Yarvin for clout

When I show her my stinger

From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Can’t wait to see all the new girls once winter is over ;) Best P From: [email protected] To: [email protected] K will snd heli to stunp pic u up ther.

If Kamala were president, the children’s concentration camp would have measles vaccines, but leftists still refuse to admit she was right about EVERYTHING

sydney sweeney is sabrina carpenter's wario

Campus GOP president: After a long fight, we have finally won free speech on campus! What should we do with this new freedom? Unfuckable 90lbs broccoli haired twerp: Uhhh call for the murder of our enemies? *crowd begins applauding and cheering “

What’s the word for when you want a ginger lesbian to treat your prostate like a speed bag?

that white girl with dreads could never come up with this banger

You think YOU have a shitty job?

*Melania voice* People always az me, wha do I do win mah huzban poops hims di-paar?

What if there was a show that was “The reason that everyone in The Pitt has such a terrible life”?

What if there was a show that was “The reason that everyone in The Pitt has such a terrible life”?

Hey Mark, what the deal with that shirt you’re wearing that says “not involved in human trafficking”?

The Grand unified theory of “Everyone who sucks was close, personal friends with Jeffrey Epstein”

Local dipshit doesn’t know what authoritarian means

It’s true, the photo is a fake. He’s the real, unaltered original

“Not Cynical and ruthless” is a strange way to say “Willingly protected known sex predators”

from: [email protected] to: [email protected] -- hey jeff u got kids and qualuudes semd heli copter

I used to be a fan of Tom Morello, Rage Against the Machine was my favorite band in high school, but now all he does is talk about liberal politics

What day/night will be the wildest party on= our island?

Literally every guy in the Trump administration: “I MET EPSTEIN ONCE AND THOUGHT HE WAS A CREEP” Literally every guy in the Trump administration’s emails: “Such a lovely weekend with you, my best friend Jeffrey Epstein. I especially liked all the fun activities ;)”

Me and the boys on our way to catch Melania at the multiplex

Finally a movie worth seeing

Absolutely wild how Kraft got arrested in a human trafficking sting after having sex at a strip mall massage parlor up the road from Maralago… And it just didn’t stick to him at all

Lied about my age and got a sweet six figure Gen Z consulting gig with the democrats. All I have to do is go on Facebook and convince confused old people that it “slaps” to fund ICE when a Democrat is president, but it’s “cap” when Trump is President.

*ahem* Senator Cuck Poo-mer

Notably apolitical pursuit: The arts

MF bruising your chin while he eats your pussy