I miss the good old days, when jets would just fall off of boats

Chilling out at the RC Cola men’s club, we’re all eating Hardee’s burgers and wearing K Swiss sneakers, our Saturns are parked close by, we need to drive home to watch our favorite shows on Peacock

Literally any gamer

The Atlantic has ten reporters on the “No shit Sherlock” beat

God it must feel so good to travel through life this confidently stupid

Eating pussy is low key goated when tongue slapping some beef flaps is the vibe

this is so important

Medieval peasants worked fewer hours than modern email workers

Ka$h Patel getting an exclusive tour of Ford’s Theater, where he sets up a four screen gooning rig in the presidential box.

Bear experts plz weigh in

So it’s illegal to be a WWII history buff now???

The Onion did it first

Greek Homer is devastated

Suddenly remembering Kendrick’s Super Bowl performance where the American flag was literally built on the backs of black men, and people thought it was a celebration of America.

Asked to comment, Homer replied “I don’t even see color”

This is a fake AI generated image that is attempting to copy this actually real image

Just standing in the parking lot because I don’t want to go inside the stupid building and work

Cum that smells like girls 🫦

You, uhhh, need a spot?

me when i hear someone open a beer

He’s right

Write a tragedy in four words

Personally I think brutalizing non-whites with military force is a worse behavior than having sex apple.news/AwSJxDML1Qi-...

i got a thing where I see the word "praxis" and my eyes glaze

thinking about this again

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Tired: Kurt Cobain is trans Wired: 3 Dollar Bill was titled as such due to Fred’s inner but unacknowledged queerness, hence the aggressive projection of virile masculinity through regressive primal codifiers

The hottest bitches are the bitches who shit

Trying to find a therapist accepting new patients that takes your insurance

It must rule to openly do a coup and your only opposition is Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries

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It’s so weird they named an entire state after the thing we’re all horny on

Will Stancil the kind of guy who finds a security guard because the entire crowd at a concert is standing

Sure, sperm count may be down. But what he isn't telling people is that sperm size is way up!

To quote the bard, “It’s like poetry, they rhyme”

Thicc booty Waluigi is a consenting adult, therefore it’s legal to post thicc booty Waluigi on this website

All you have to do to defeat Donald Trump is paint an attractive 16 year old on the window of a tall building and watch him run through it

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It’s very lonely being the only guy on Bluesky watching the Royals-Tigers game, but we persevere

Mandatory death penalty for going to the bullpen in the first inning

I figured out the problem that's going on in England.

Happy Mother’s Day to planet Hillary

Sometimes it’s crazy to see a beautiful woman and then later find out she’s Canadian. Like damn, They are becoming more and more human like every day

A special shout out to the moms who fuck for free, no bullshit