By whom, Owen? What upstanding young shill would smear a promising socialist candidate as an antisemite at the behest of the Israel lobby, OWEN JONES???

This is what mine looks like

its not even 10am and my portfolio is EXPLODING

Black New Yorkers should vote for Eric Adams in November.

I am hearing that on his deathbed Andrew Cuomo received the light of democratic socialism and unhesitatingly sang the Internationale. Even now he looks down on Bushwick from the gardens of Astoria. Truly there is no god but DSA, and Zohran is his prophet!

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

@popularists where yall at

can't argue with the facts

see I don't give a shit about the CIA freak winning, I want nothing but op eds on how the true path forward is looking into the camera and saying 'I hate republicans, they're evil and I hope their fucking kids die in front of them'

If Jones wins it means he has a mandate to put Republicans in camps. Listen to the voters.

how you can tell even conservatives hate Dick Cheney: The devs haven't banned anyone for clowning on his death

TELEMARKETER: (pulling up contact details purchased from some site I didn't care about) Hello? Is this Mr. Epstein speaking? ME: Yes, this is the notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein speaking. TELEMARKETER: And do you still live at… "the website www․goatse․cx"? ME: How may I delight you this evening?

good to see that hellbound shitheads stick together

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Rest well brother Cheney. We have the watch now. I’ll see you again in evil Valhalla

I'm Bryce Youngquist

Patriots hold strong, here's how he can still win

this account smells like something distinct every time. today, erasers. yesterday, two-day-old cabbage. tomorrow, elderberry compote. it is unclear why any of these things, or indeed who asked.

this game won a Hugo Award and frankly it deserves another

I’m coining the phrase “the centrist two-step.” Step 1 is declaring that the left needs to focus on kitchen table issues instead of social issues to win back voters and step 2 is insisting that all left-wing approaches to kitchen table issues are impossible to deliver on.

something narratively perfect in the fresh and godawfully dyed beard being put on the same old "hey what if we surrender to the right" position

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hea'ds up

Hiring a medium to send this to Charlie Kirk in the afterlife

tonight's world series is postponed 9 months because all the players got pregnant

always endearing when you see someone start backtracking when they get their knuckles rapped

New: Progressive congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh has been indicted over protests outside Chicago-area ICE facility after videos of confrontations with federal agents have fueled right-wing calls for her arrest. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/k...

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

the only time Democrats have ever pivoted to the “left” in my lifetime was during 2008 (where Obama won in a landslide), and they have spent the last 17 years desperately trying to undo that

all timer

a friend sent this to me and all i can say is that i would watch the fuck out of this

*extremely I should get a hobby voice* I should return to my Machinations

A Kobayashi Temu, if you will

sometimes when the process of what most of all to play out, of which is important. and what i'd all which to do, is take at the entire thing and in due time when it's the situation of what's ahead. after all of together i have many times said, let's just going on

the Atlantic having a chance to combine proclaiming nazis good and voting for democrats good had to feel like Christmas

Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me. [I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day] Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.

in criticizing democrats you do not have to hand it to republicans (not former) for attempting to spin a new grift. this is how we get the littlegreenfootballs asshole still hanging around

Joe Biden's legacy will eternally be 'was Israel's bitch in such a shameful, cowardly, manner he became a laughing stock on the national stage'

"Virtually Annihilated" Azov is now a Corps-sized formation, ~40-80,000 personnel, and led by LCOL Denys Prokopenko who has been a member of the formation since before it was a formal part of the military. Here he is as poster boy of Black Sun, Azov's unit magazine named after the SS Sonnenrad.

Good evening. I'm Bryce Youngquist. We at Bryce Youngquist would like to take the opportunity of the present discourse to remind everyone that sex is fake, and those claiming otherwise are infiltrators seeking to sap our precious vital humours away from higher purposes (posting). remain vigilant.

'oh eww, she let a deranged racist billionaire impregnate her' so she has low standards and bad judgement! i don't see a problem here. sucks that the rest of you are cowards

I can’t believe the Obama guy would be impressed by a dude with no consistent political views just because he has a cool voice, that’s shocking to me

show me the lie, honestly

NAFO: "We don't defend nazis!!!" Also NAFO: