i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

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the 50s diner scene is -this close- to being a perfect exposition scene. we get our character where we want him to go, and we learn about him at the same time: while the rest of the space monks think the monastery's the end of knowledge, he's always believed in having friends in low places.

this came to me in a dream

thank god i found it again

Note the names lol. Second article is from last year:

A lot of anti-anti-Israel posters just remixing this classic number

-Bryce Youngquist

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

A five year old Hidetaka Miyazaki saw this and realized it was going to be his whole deal

Its just like when I try to recommend the works of Rantaro Futanari. People get all up in arms after they search "Futanari Expansion"

you try to share valuable information with people, and they block you! what happened to common courtesy!

vaxxed?

does anyone else find it suspicious and weird that as the nazis consolidate more and more power the Online Liberals get louder and louder in their denunciations of everyone to their left?

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

Ta-Nehisi Coates did an incredible job describing Israel’s violent apartheid government as painfully similar to America’s own horrific past/present. Coates’ reward: - No more network coverage - CBS was bought by a more MAGA billionaire - The anchor defending genocide in this clip got a promotion

its been a minute but we have an heir to "you wouldn't last three seconds inside my mother's vagina"

today i found out code pink is secretly controlling the power supply for the island of cuba. it has nothing to do with the american blockade of oil. code pink is deviously tricking cubans into enjoying life for a short moment in time, instead of dying miserably like they're supposed to.

remember regardless of whats happening in the world the most important thing to use youre time and energy on is getting into fights with people on the internet

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

They'll be replacing him with Senate Minority Leader The Baileys. Chuck Schumer will remain on standby in his role as a bipedal palanquin

There are gamers and then there are Gamers

echoes of the boomers who convinced themselves that if Kennedy hadn't been shot they'd have avoided all the troublesome bits of the late 60s early 70s wasn't it Red Dwarf where they did an episode about the shooter on the Grassy Knoll being JFK from a future where he was just The Vietnam President

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

No more apropos guy to be the final out of a dying empire than a Roman.

as the warrior's mind must always be filled with thoughts of death, the poster must always consider mpreg sonic is the father Barney the Dinosaur? former attorney general Homer Stille Cummings? folk sensation Roger Whittaker? his own self from the future? or perhaps even the past? much to ponder

the woke Gengar

Rachel Jacuzzi, of the Buffalo Jacuzzis

in these fallen times, some few still post with honor

This was *the* case pro-Israel defenders would point at to say "See? Israel takes human rights violations seriously!" And after all that — including mobs of Israeli rioters and politicians storming a military base to protest the arrest of these soldiers — it's being dropped.

remembering the Screwtape Letters line about "when we have humans fully submitting their wills to some mystical force they do not comprehend, while still considering themselves good atheists, our victory is in sight" and smiling pleasantly

this came to me in a dream #art #eldenring

a small number of the conservative jewish establishment are slowly realizing "wait, shit, we're next aren't we" of course, their plan is to just make a run for it to Israel as the shit's hitting the fan, but they'd prefer not to have to do that. all their stuff is here.

eat, and I can’t emphasize this enough, shit jewishinsider.com/2026/03/adl-...

Mario do something. Mario.

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

with apologies to primpker.bsky.social we are laughing at your inanities, playboy

I am literally laughing while I read your inanity

anytime i run into that "dem candidates don't owe you anything, not even trying to motivate you to vote for them" kinda stuff i try to picture how obama's campaign in '08 would've gone with a platform and message of "i don't owe you shit"

To be left dead by attacks is the natural state of the Middle Easterner, while in the Western culture (also Israel somehow) being killed is a major taboo.

in the Disney Hall of Presidents the Joe Biden and Donald Trump animatronics have been found merged together into one mass of wires, aluminum, and plastic. it's the third time this week. Brandonization cannot be denied.

this is VERBATIM the same rhetoric Biden used at the start of the Palestinian genocide. it’s really wild seeing this all happen again.

— Babe? You're flashing green, the universal color of poison damage. What's wrong?? — Y-you fool . . . Poison is . . . (cough) . . . purple . . . I'm dying of . . . an acid elemental status condition . . *

it is extremely cute when you see someone who thinks they are very, very clever attempt to start backpedaling when they are already over the cliff and falling