they fucked up when they tried to convince us its name is 'grogu' and not 'baby yoda'. the public can only swallow so many lies

OH YOU DON’T THINK I’M GOOD AT FOOTBALL ANYMORE? SOUNDS LIKE MORE PROPAGANDA FROM SOMEONE WORKING FOR PROJECT “HISSING MANTIS” By Aaron Rodgers medium.com/p/8a72aa5e858f

when I say things like “this is downstream of Dems not believing in anything” people jump into my replies and say Dems believe in abortion, fighting racism, and LGBT rights, and the answer to that is: not according to the scoreboard

the thing about the institutional apparatus of the dems is that it’s the biggest collection of losers we’ve seen in my lifetime. despite 2 governing trifectas in the last 18 years and the presidency for 12, they’ve overseen the return of segregationists and the end of bodily autonomy for women

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look, i hate women, so in the understanding that what i'm about to say absolutely does come from a place of misogyny: i'm pretty sure china has equivalent actresses with big tits

Hey remember when Boeing killed that whistleblower? No the other one.

eight now

extremely funny that the moderators decided this post was banworthy

People are just insane now of days

two new fake columns from last Friday and the weekend: First: I'm Sorry, But It Should Be Obvious That Thoses Texts Between Me and Your Wife About Having A Passionate Love Affair Were Simply A Hilarious Bit medium.com/@byctom/im-s...

swear to god it comes earlier every year

anyway, they're building a shrine out of driftwood and barnacles or whatever out by the tidepools and the dedication ceremony is going to be a real doozy if you're looking to get wasted this weekend

Upon reaching adulthood, young men and women take on a totem animal and join the spirit lodge. But increasingly, they are adopting the crab spirit exclusively. Moreover, they have formed their own Crab Society and pride themselves on their freakishly powerful pinching abilities.

most guys fuck dogs. most guys are killed by the dogs they fuck. big deal. move on.

Virginia speaker of the house going "we respect the decision of the supreme court to disenfranchise millions of voters" really is the perfect distillation of the Democratic party

Think about how when Dobbs leaked, dem leadership had *months* to plan and instead were caught totally unprepared, thumbs up their asses, when Roe was struck down. And how Republicans literally started resurrecting Jim Crow *within a day* of the VRA getting gutted.

trading missile fire and accusations with the boys

would not have put money on Mohammed bin Salman being the most rational actor in Operation Epic Bacon gotta hand it to the Houthis, i guess, for teaching him "you do not, in fact, always win these"

Beyond parody

So like if someone asks you if what’s happened in Gaza is a genocide,

*extremely look, just because a guy says a student was probably asking for her professor to groom her is no reason to think less of him voice* Bryce Youngquist

So that's 1 strike for a racial slur 4 strikes for calling it Jizzrael 3 strikes for hoping the grandson of the George W Bush pretzel finds Trump And 200 strikes for calling a Bluesky dev Temu Elon Musk

Chort

there is one thing genuinely interesting about Ron DeSantis: he views himself as a loyal soldier for his financial backers Florida politics are about sugar, tourism, and citrus. you may notice he has a personal vendetta against one, has tried to cow two, and loyally serves the third.

Shadows of the Empire was groundbreaking, in that it was the first time a Star Wars product featured a character who was purely "this is a second one of that other character you liked before. You hogs like this shit right" Dash Rendar exploded so Commander Chrometrooper could be thrown in a hole

dying at this page of baseball quotes from the latest print edition of @theonion.com

I know it's gauche to quote tolkien but genuinely the most interesting thing in his letters to me is this one from 1963 wherein he laid out in very plain terms what I think is THE fundamental thing that makes so much art have a life in your head beyond what you see on a page or play in a game

the op to cast being a fascist as somehow an intrinsic part of being a(n implicitly white, heterosexual) man has been spectacularly successful

They think you're stupid

each day is a fresh new opportunity to eat some meals and look at your phone

graphic design is not my passion. (graphic design borrowed $50 from me over a decade ago and never paid it back. we mutually loathe each other. we have each sworn a blood oath to destroy the other. there's significant erotic tension between us that will forever remain unspoken.)

This is the most terrified I've ever been in my life and you assholes should be ashamed. We're doing the same event next month btw

Actual journalist killed for her work vs stenographers who were in the same building as something dangerous.

For the troops, at participating Denny’s.

WOKENESS is destroying art. we need to retvrn to when THE CONQUEROR (1956) gave everyone working on it cancer

i am being tormented by horses beyond my understanding

*extremely its fine to have fetishes in my opinion but you should probably keep your erotic fantasies to yourself if not attempting to monetize them voice* Bryce Youngquist

Italian will have a small amount of pasta , will not add cheese. After dinner go for a walk American will have 2 big potions. Loaded with cheese, go sit on the couch watch TV, drink coke and fill up on snacks. Italians take siesta where they nap mid day. The city closes down

unfortunately two of them are Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

some people think gogurt is just yogurt. it's not! yogurt, the fermented dairy product, doesn't contain squirt. gogurt does!

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