every abundance dipshit is tough as hell on here until the faves don't go their way then suddenly it's Post Not Found

youtu.be/xqV_5ur5zVI?... Always be a baby. Never be a gun

a TON of black and indigenous people joined up with the british, likely more than the other way around, because the brits promised them their freedom. god damn this dude is custom built to piss off people who know anything about anything

gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all

Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”

damn. was really hoping for a full patriots collapse for the sake of SOME narrative interest

they should just put the Chicago Bears out on the field and pretend nothing's different, like a late-season sitcom recasting

Thank you for the nutritional advice, Mr. convicted rapist

posting is harmless provided you don't take it seriously- the second you start believing you're doing Important Work, that's when the madness takes hold

That’s a shame. On the bright side this will probably give him more time to write for his daily humour website

when you learn Mr. Darcy was based on Lord Byron, including the "hey uh he seems excessively close with his sister" bit, several things slot into place like the author visibly thinking 'man, wouldnt it be so hot if his relationship with his sister was platonic so I had a shot with him'

every once in a while you're forcibly reminded that "racism is bad" is an extremely recent change to liberal thought, and when pressed they frequently reach for their old crutch. poke them enough, and they insist genocide never happened, and their inferiors made it up to make them look bad

*extremely Bryce Youngquist voice* Bryce Youngquist.

Congratulations, Congressional Democrats! Your leaders are now to the Right of Republicans on ICE.

But enough about Great Britain...

Gavin Newsom isn’t in the Epstein files because he was going to a grosser island where they do worse stuff

Votescolders are just pro-Jeffrey Epstein now

Confused as to how Josh Shapiro thinks it is appropriate to compare student protestors to the KKK but inappropriate to compare ICE to the Gestapo

while true, important theological counterpoint: fuck south carolina

As a side note, it’s funny to see so many of these emails with thirsty academics repeatedly enact Marx’s bit in the 1844 Manuscripts about the power of money. “Oh Mr Epstein, your house in New York is enormous and, unrelatedly, your questions at dinner were so intelligent, so insightful, so deep.”

we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party

For every post like this, I shall demand another pony.

Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you

sir you should run for president and use the opportunity to make substantial and lasting change happen

every once in a while I feel a great swell of patriotic pride for my country. you always assume these people are stuck in a loveless hell but its nice to have proof, you know

Kamala Harris's actual 2024 policies:

Bro, this child died on May 17, 2023.

Bryce Youngquist update: we are now up to five people who have gone looking for your pal Bryce Youngquist IRL on the grounds defending their position got too unpleasant four of them appear to have found completely different people, interestingly. didn't think it was that common a name

when trump rolled out the line about haitians eating people’s pets during the debate kamala just laughed it off. she didn’t defend them, didn’t stick up for them, didn’t say shit because her immigration platform was she was going to Really do border security. we were always going to wind up here

saw someone call schumer cowardly and chide him for lacking the backbone to call for ICE to be abolished, & it must once again be pointed out that that is untrue. he is not trying to oppose the republicans and failing, he is on the same team as the republicans, and his enemy is you

the democratic party's commanding heights firmly believe Ilhan Omar and Zohran Mamdani are threats more important to address than Donald Trump

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Agreed Strongly

GUY WHO HAS COMPLETELY MISREAD WHY EVERYONE IS ANGRY: fuck yeah, thus always to short people

Brandonization alert

Abolish Ice? No! This fantastic essay details a pragmatic, workable and very conservative training program for current agents that will solve all its problems and address civilian concerns. Bravo!

Operation Inconvenience Jormungandr

in these dark times the Old Ways are still honored by some

i cannot believe he provided sympathy for federal immigration agents in the same breath as sympathy for Alex Pretti. disgusting.

I am old enough to remember the last republican president famously deploying "You're either with us or against us," and calling Americans opposed to his disastrous foreign policy decisions "terrorist sympathizers." But sure, man. This is Putin.

even as I type this you have high profile dems mouthing platitudes about "training" and "reigning in" ICE and this tells you what 'the party' as a political entity thinks of a retaliatory terror campaign against a Democratic stronghold

look, I wish I believed Democrats would retaliate against these freaks when they inevitably win in '28 (not because of anything they've done, just because people hate the GOP) but their response to January 6 (pretending it never happened) is too fresh in my mind for that

in 1973, basque separatists killed spain’s fascist prime minister with a bomb so powerful it launched the car he was in clear over a five story building. he survived the initial attack but died in the hospital

7 democrats in the house voted for this, leadership told them to do it to provide cover for the rest of the party

Gloves are off. Jacob Frey is saying "fuck" now. And for his next move, he will do fuck all.

Someone should ask Walz, Frey, et al why they are sending cops to arrest clergy instead of protecting 5 year olds from ICE