NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

[My Streaming Music "Discovery" Algo] Hey check this out [Me] yes I have heard Even Flow before thanks [MSMDA] what about this [Me] believe it or not Hypnotize by Biggie did not in fact miss me [MSMDA] wait until you hear this: black hole sun by soundg- [Me] you're just giving up aren't you

“Maybe the $2,000 dividend was the friends we made along the way?”

(dozens of layered spectral voices speaking together, some in reverse) you turned your mic off again sir

If you research and write something yourself you will continue to know what you think, even in the absence of any computer. There can be a whole blackout, with no electricity except what is in your own brain, you will be yourself and own your own thoughts and ideas

The ultra rich are spending obscene amounts of wealth to isolate themselves. No wonder they feel butt hurt when they seek affirmation from someone they are not paying and those people laugh in their faces about what clowns they are. www.wsj.com/lifestyle/tr...

Welty makes good stuff, people should know this.

#5 Dad Can Hurt You With His Apple Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died. So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!

I want to hang with Papi Chulo

There is a fine line between goofy, clownish, enthusiastic anarchic charm and profoundly irritating, self-indulgent presumptuous narcissism. I have a friend IRL who I love dearly but has started to cross it, and I am afraid there may be no going back because he's pissing me the fuck off. Anyway.

Tortoise was pretty fucking good, glad I finally got to see them live after decades of listening. www.setlist.fm/setlist/tort...

Back in Brooklyn today, undefeated

Flip Wilson did it better.

Makes sense that no matter what happens, the messaging that Democrats push is always a retreat from ‘identity’ since recognition & understanding of one’s identity is the largest indicator that one possesses a set of core beliefs and this party continues to lose because they are largely valueless.

Let's all be clear that QAnon never cared about child sex abuse, the whole thing was always an excuse to demonize their enemies and share titillating (to them) images of the sexual abuse of children. The only time I have EVER encountered explicit child porn online was on a QAnon Telegram channel

BlueSky is the kind of place where I can catch myself thinking about how I am 99.9% certain that a mutual has me muted, and I am 99.999% certain it is because of Luigi Mangione, and yet I still will not seriously question the life choices that led me to a place where I find this issue intriguing.

many everyday americans converse intelligently about identity every day dude

Euro type lol. They got rid of Mars Bar & Harmony Burlesque on Church and the Tompkins Sq. Park Bandshell and a hundred others, so they can tear down the whole rest of the place AFAIC. Public Library? Fuck off. Grand Central? Eat dynamite. It is too late to start caring about NYC History now.

Me: What is a "Montega"?

The Art Of Oh Shit I Done Fucked Up

SHITPOSTER: two tiddies, both alike in dignity TUMBLR EMIGRE: perfectly symmetrical breasts do not have more inherent dignity than asymmetrical breasts, which are actually very common & completely normal, just say you hate women and be done with it SHITPOSTER: SHITPOSTER: a tale of two tiddies

A friend of mine once said, with respect to "the immigrant crisis" that you cannot remove all of the resources from a place and not expect the people who live there to follow them in order to survive. Universally applicable as far as I'm concerned.

Shared this story with another friend who said google translate helpfully offered that "Ordering a pint of water is uncommon in Irish culture." Not sure about that, but in fairness I had forgotten "gloine" at the time and let the culture down, I guess, by being just another dumb yank. Tá brón orm.

Does anyone else wander into the room and watch the SVU opening bit where they go "sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous" and say, out loud, in the voice, "in your anus" every single time even when there are people in the room who are sick of your shit? No? Just me then, OK.

Now I need to plug my favorite Biggie remix of all time, sorry but it needs to be done. youtu.be/tVj3wf6sgP8?...

Don't forget to scream for 30 seconds and vanish today.

One of our long-time 5Points brothers, Ronnie, is going through a serious medical battle. He’s had multiple surgeries &has a long recovery ahead. His family set up a GoFundMe to help with expenses. Please consider supporting him during a brutal moment in his life. www.gofundme.com/f/help-ronni...

I inadvertently started a thread full of practical tips, history lessons, and people getting horny for button fly jeans. Where is my check, Mr. Levi's Five Zero One

As a fellow Dutch speaker: Strandbeesten is the correct plural.

Button fly jeans were an invention of The Temperance Movement designed to punish drinkers change my mind

I am a sucker for the old Strandbeests ... Strandbeesten? Strandboosters

NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected. And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.* Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:

Pretty birdy

"Morals are bad because they won't help your cause," an article by someone who hates your cause and wants your cause to fail.

Worse than being wholly unable to deliver fresh perspective, modern thinking and dynamic leadership is that Wilson's appointment was never anything other than party political. Meaning he's a pro-UK, anti-Scottish, hardcore British Nationalist. In other words, a despicable human being. GHTF pronto.

Sometimes you do not know what you want for dinner so you default to something familiar and comfortable, if not challenging. This is fine. Sometimes you do not know what you want to listen to, and lack the energy to go exploring. This is also fine, because the internet is full of stuff like this:

The Atlantic does a lot to promote evil in the world, but honestly they should just be embarrassed that they keep publishing such an intellectual mediocrity as Thomas Chatteron Williams. He really brings banality to the evil.

The pressure must stay on - Not another penny until we see real structural and personnel changes at the club.

With the AGM approaching, the Celtic Fans Collective are putting the spotlight on every board member standing for re-election. First up - Brian Wilson

I got a lotta time for old Neil, lemme tell ya. I always post this but it was particularly funny to hear this tune again after watching that Laurel Canyon documentary.

"I'm gonna be a Rude Boy. Like my Pope."

One of the polo shirts used to accuse me of conforming to nonconformity, when typically I was dressed in cobbled-together hand-me-downs spruced up with found objects and whimsy.

Jay will forgive me but I assume he also has stories from the days of being lucky enough to fall in with the theater kids, and will not be mad at me for mine. Anyway, the most brilliant, funny and stunning girl who ever let me kiss her in high school was someone I should never 1/?

I heard someone say that wages can't be decreased too far because of The Iron Law Of Wages, which is a article of faith. In a system that rewards owners who find ways to reduce labor costs, the perfect model, in terms of profit, is one in which workers are not paid at all. 1/?

Five Points Ultras for the fucking win every time, respect

Talking with someone the other day who says "aren't you worried about Zohran" and I'm like aye, free buses, next stop is you and me working under gunpoint at the Collective Beet Farm Number 7 in Red Hook, calm the fuck down FFS

Some people out there demand that anyone who claims that Marx had it right present a fully working model of what society ought to look like. As opposed to the one we have now, that even Trump voters hate. Let's start with universal Healthcare and a progressive tax system for now, see how it goes.