i don’t know about any political trends behind this but it’s bad for beer

[spock voice] the spanish-israeli war of 2025

issuing merits opinions might help with that

i wonder what this guy eats for breakfast

everything concerning about the comey prosecution is concentrated in the fact that it’s happening, and none of it in a possibility that he’ll actually be convicted, because that possibility doesn’t exist

this to me is gen v

‘convicted two different illinois governors’ is a pretty strong resume line

praise be! the demons have been driven from me and i clearly see god’s truth: donald trump is a pedophile

*taps sign*

nathan bedford forrest ass dinosaur

bitch please, this decision’s about as final as pete’s last drink

i dunno i still think the face is too big

this wants a half ounce of orgeat actually

saw a bat on my way home. they’re still here!

wait who asked this shit tho

the ‘brahmins’ thing is definitely the funniest part of this but also this is why i keep asking racists how many races there are

on trial for the crime of the president is mad at me

Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.

what’s the rush? they’ve got till tuesday! :)

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

how many ships has the supreme court?

anyway i’m pretty sure the point of making all the generals attend a meeting is to make all the generals attend a meeting

let’s do this, chotinerd

betteridge’s law for gillposts

that’s great but did they vote for kamala harris

you might say i’m something of a lunch eater

what is this ‘deep stash’ nonsense in fantasy football. do you all have like 15 bench spots

on three bullets: 1, 2, and 4

yarvin is a smart person's idea of a stupid person

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

every day i walk into my office and see this one portrait and think ‘i have no idea who that guy is. i should look him up, first thing i do’

PILOT: who’s flying this thing? leftists?

holy shit the new knifepoint is so good

you can’t spell ‘nigel farage’s reform party’ without ‘norsefire’

this has the potential to be their funniest no-bill yet

Regular reminder there’s this cool setting you can use to help you remember to use alt text.

there’s probably no fix for this because ‘the bullet said x on it’ is a FACT and hard facts tend to be in short supply right after a shooting when cops and reporters are at their most desperate to have facts to share

i’m sick of winning!

about to watch v for vendetta

i’m a cat dad and it’s the emu war

one of the things i’d probably do if i were a spherical rational donald trump on a frictionless plane in a vacuum is try to pack the supreme court after the first major adverse decision, to poison the idea for the next democratic government

i see people asking about ‘likely’ and that word is in there because ‘likelihood of success’ is the standard for a temporary restraining order. the university certainly violated the professor’s rights, but the court wasn’t asked for certainty

they’re not. it’s a bit. pretty sure threads still sucks tho

what idiot called it anti-natalism and not banned parenthood

ladies and gentlemen, we hope you are all enjoying the khive today. please don’t forget to join us at 7pm, when they will finish their fourth gin and tonics and retcon barack obama

well here’s a booth i’ll skip at GABF

um… has He not read them already?

and what’s a matador without a bull

uh do we expect this to do anything