i mean, i sure hope platner turns out to be an idiot with a heart of gold. that would be a great outcome

has anyone said yet what would be the point of putting a guy on TV in a robert harward mask?

it’s in the concept phase and they’ve already crashed half of the satellites

dawg we're gonna need 1776 million just for the additional pylons

we’re out of our remaking batman era and into our remaking white noise era

that last joke in semi-ramblomatic sure did go through a rewrite

classic recipe fat tire still hits

im probably never going to think of a post again im done forever [takes one sip of coffee] tool allen the tim man

an administration obsessed with vindictive prosecutions against its political enemies created a fund that allegedy reimburses victims of vindictive prosecutions against political enemies and you’re not going to believe this but there was a hitch

you can say ‘jesus christ’ it’s a pretty serious situation

i want to scam elon musk. it would be so easy. give me ten minutes on the phone with him

i’m only kidding, harry. you’re not a midget. no one is.

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oh shit TN judge just dismissed Abrego Garcia's case for vindictive/selective prosecution www.courtlistener.com/docket/70475...

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it’s felt inevitable for a while now that gabbard would get shown the door

as a lawyer, my question is how did 4 noses beat something brewery to this?

the exploit-free completion of the ‘swamp thing’ challenge in hitman is honestly so satisfying especially with ezra last

god dammit i’ve only caught four blocks off this. like what do i have to do? say hbomberguy was right objectifying children is wrong lolicon is for channer creeps you’re not like this because you’re autistic and trans and i know it because of all the trans autistic people who aren’t like this?

we have absolutely got to start teaching americans the difference between the house and the senate

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hello donld this is your media strategist speaking: i am advising you to please keep putting steven on tv

not holding my breath on congressional Rs truly ditching trump before midterms. they’ll suffer for their loyalty, but they’re fuuuucked without his fanclub

is this why i’ve been seeing ‘well he’s a youth pastor’ innuendo from nominal khive accounts

crash (1996) dir. david cronenberg

we love a dismissal with prejudice don’t we folks

if you are a law student thinking about taking a job with this DOJ, i promise you it’s not worth it

i wasn’t going to say anything at all about today’s discourse but then i found out i can get blocked by dozens of people i never want to interact with by saying lolicon is bad

donald trump has created a $2.17 billion restitution fund for the victims of the weapons from weapons

i haven’t always had positive things to say about trump’s negotiating skills but this would be a real win-win

the corollary to ‘they can just do things’ is ‘make them do those things on their own’

imagine being a contractor on this thing. you wake up one morning and the president wants a drone port. every other morning is also like that

what’s the biggest airport in a non-sanctuary city? DFW?

must be nice to be able to laugh at this. some of you have never had havana syndrome and it shows

whatever you think about the death penalty, the way we carry it out in this country is altogether insane

okay having personally visited both i can confirm: lol

oh

VERY DISRESPECTFUL

my only complaint about the boys finale is the deep should’ve been torn apart by sharks. but maybe the effects for that are harder

the jerk store called you a cab. ‘you’re a cab,’ they said. jerks.

the jerk store called. like many of your small business owning constituents, they’re facing major challenges in this unpredictable economic environment, senator

i hope that guy from korn can feel his face now

okay but how many of these guys you got?

you are never going to guess what just happened to my best laid plans

im gonna puke from laughing

barney frank died of mannarino syndrome

i hope the mortician does something about barney frank’s nipples