This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

how do i delete the cameron account from everyone’s feed

the three types of nuclear weapons are tactical, strategic, and emotional support

has rob schneider ever had a job that adam sandler didn’t give him

email! caesar

okay so i just tried a standard negroni with carpano antica for the first time and i see now why stanley tucci adds the second measure of gin

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

governor pritzker now is the moment to turn your coat

oh wow there’s 11 of the 22 points i needed, thaaaanks

i’m going to bat this racist creep around a little longer but he’s a righteous block for those of you so inclined

massive shootout. jennings absent. i never want to play fantasy football again

youre gonna need a bigger shark

keep driving encourages drunk driving in-game, in that it encourages you to do it once so you’ll never want to do it again

help me tyrone tracy jr, you’re my only hope

solidly on course for a last place fantasy finish. looking forward to being forced to keep two of nico collins, josh jacobs, and trevor lawrence, before having my draft position randomly determined!

CRAB BUTTER PIZZA

chucking a grenade labeled ‘deep dish cut in squares’ into the chicago pizza discourse

elon really pulling out all the stops to get stephen miller’s wife on TV

one of my favorite things about bluesky is that it invariably solves these in under an hour

for us, the essential christmas movies are the muppet christmas carol, rare exports, home alone, a christmas story, and christmas vacation

all chaps are bobbies

the LORD, to job

these violent delights have violent ends

So he's a Democrat now?

guy’s name is putsch lol

the smarte piet

i appreciate that you all mostly ignore me when my takes are dumb

can you put scallop ceviche on a hot dog

avatar memes dot net

fannin? like, yeah, he’s great, but has no one shared with shedeur the good news of our lord and savior jerry jeudy?

didn’t realize the cabin party was an ending in keep driving! it’s so much closer than the festival!

keep driving has one major realism problem: as a core mechanic, you can put a lost cat in your trunk and it will neither suffocate nor drive you insane

gotta go back four days now to find an unconditional ‘there will be no midterms’ post onhere now. we are winning the war on blind pessimism

i better use up the rest of that bloody mix i made last week

i think malörtmas did carry a little more of a mental and perhaps even physical toll than i expected because i was wiped out on christmas day gang

happy holidays, pals

you’ll find that the fascists, when they have no other power to force their preferred outcome, do what everyone else does: they write an angry letter

np blue prince

herzfeldt’s world of tomorrow is fairly niche i think?

keep driving is really good

they keep moving the stranger things finale. they’re changing the date. i’m not crazy

a somber mood this boxing day as the sport comes to grips with the sudden deaths of jake paul and andrew tate

God give it a rest ye merry gentlemen

and tiny tim, WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

it’s the christmas hydra, heracles!

you’re a round one mr spheal you really are a spheal

woke zwarte piet

oh god. oh damn it. damn it, shit. i stayed up too late and saw santa and then i ended up signing some kind of pact? god, fuck, god damn it

you don’t have to work in a factory, not even a well lit and apparently safe one

and tiny tim, WHO LET THE DOGS OUT