‘no longer content with taking your money, donald trump is intent on killing your brothers and sons’ would be a nice, measured place to start

a song of ice and fire is an epic fantasy series about how bad it sucks when your dad has to move for a job

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

aw man i have no idea what to make for the office thanksgiving potluck

Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!

is there a practical reason we can’t have, like, van hollen

mouse hunt

nobody has to tell jamelle this obviously but it’s of a piece with the canard that the welfare state is a ‘plantation’ for captive black voters

the first of journalism’s five Ws is ‘who’

oh shit it’s sharlto copley

‘donald trump could be america’s hitler, but i’m not going to let that happen. i’m gonna be america’s hitler instead.’ - jd vance

bro fought cops at a yard house lmao

you may have alpha-gal syndrome if you’re the girl reading this 😏

Roman Polanski's Frankepstein

robert ludlum’s the labubu delulu

1/2 One of the big problems for the always-punching-left Democratic consultants is that they are waging ideological battles in public that actually _reinforce_ the left-wing image of the party that they are trying to fight. That is a risk they have decided substack.com/@lakshyajain...

i bet the implicated faves tweet was specifically about summers

The last 48 hours have been incredible if you're a hater

oh hey is it adverse instruction o’clock already?

if you can’t handle me at my fear is pain in the future, you don’t deserve me at my making a coherentt sound

M O B J E C T S

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

men are in crisis because they can no longer bond over shared interests like sexual harassment, or sexual harassment

In April 2018, Lawrence Krauss emails Epstein about a "Women of the World Summit" happening Krauss suggests "Let's do a men of the world conference. Kevin Spacey, Bill Clinton, Al Franken, Woody Allen" In May 2018, Krauss retired from ASU after multiple allegations of sexual misconduct

hell yeah let’s go

skin as part of brain tonite queen??

i would have liked pete to elaborate on what reason that is

i’m sure some of these people did agree in principle to appear on the pedophile science hour, but here’s who i know didn’t: krugman (too normal), mccarthy (too private), and obama (too big)

hard to look at epstein’s associations in today’s email drop without thinking of ‘the war on science’

Guys Trunp just posted he's sorry

any of you have experience combining coffee liqueur and amaro? if so, and particular amaro? looking to try some stuff out

[resignedly] who’s got it better than us?

i love ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ as the title for the first new witcher episode because if you’re a witcher candidate then what does not make you stronger is near certain to kill you

credit where credit is due: it was very obviously past his bedtime but he summoned the strength to not ask what he was signing anyway

the likely role of model management companies in the trafficking operation has been underdiscussed imo, for reasons i’m not clear on. epstein invested in elite model management and got girls in return, trump had his own agency that worked with elite, faith here runs NEXT

just in light of how easy it would have been to sink trump with this shit i’m inclined to favorably reevaluate the ‘epstein belonged to intelligence’ angle

you guys think trump signs tonight or is it past his bedtime

Reading the Epstein emails like, "oh my god I think he's three cueing"

my toe will regrow i am apelike and powerful

why isn’t anyone reporting on the epstein emails

"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."

man larry summers is in here a lot. looked like he was getting relationship advice from epstein in one chain

you'd think his mom had sold him for ibuprofen

whoa

oh man, nothing i've ever read about lauren boebert has sounded more like lauren boebert than this

PEE TAPE PEE TAPE PEE TAPE

projecting a hologram of stormy daniels into the air a few feet off the edge of the white house roof

i don’t know if we can get into the 20s but we can absolutely get to 2:1 disapproval

the boys are back in brazil