oh she can play my tutorial

we WILL dance in the streets when this motherfucker is finally dead.

you stupid fat lazy fuck Miayazaki

i am sublimating the cycle of abuse by quasi-vengefully willfully neglecting my PARENTS, NOT my children.

it’s 2003 again, bay-bee

one way i would torture political enemies if i were a dictstor is making them wear the same pairs of socks continuously for weeks

i guess however much out civilization fucks up the planet we will leave deep posterity a lot of scrap steel and some good food plants

I am the one guy on the internet who admits to you that he does not understand what’s going on with China

people love remarking that there is always money for war—and why? US voters accept that.

step 1: destroy USAID bc taxpayers should not be forced to feed and heal doreigners at $30/year step 2: drop bombs on evil foreign country, bc—

the peacemaking will continue until the means of war are exhausted

i’m not going to vote for Democrats, because while the GOP are openly depraved criminals, the Democrats say some weird stuff and seem like they don’t hang out with people like me and do stuff i say i want politicians to do

it’s good to make eye contsct with strange women you pass on the street and give them a brief dour frown to signal that you aren’t an unctuous viper of a man

… Is that wise?

It’s insane this is legal. People around Trump are profiting off war and death. I’m introducing legislation ASAP to ban this.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

im gonna feed my kids cooked ants and then call them ‘my little anteaters’

one problem for Harris is that she didn’t behave toward the public the way they imagine all black women behave, so her presentation disconcerted their sweet little minds

dude dressing appropriately for the weather feels kind of good… no wonder my dad was doing this..

She’s sucking me dry of my very personality! And good riddance!

may the Moon forgive me my gooning this night..

via @wikivictorian.bsky.social over on Twitter, Wedding dress, 1895. Vassar College Costume Collection.

damn dude Shadow of the Erdtree trailers are sick

<"Owner of a Lonely Heart" voice> Creature from the Black Lagoon

i am too hot to conscionably volcel..

hold on a second im still imagining. wow what a mess. still fathoming gimme a minute

Rykard was actually a depressed smol bean which is why he despairingly fed himself to a god serpent and then cozily bedrotted in splendid heat bc the world had gone to shit

Family news: I’m not speaking to myself

WOW. 19 people, all who were imprisoned and mistreated in a foreign prison at the direct command of the United States, are brave enough to say “We are innocent, and we will endure more time imprisoned to prove that.” I can only admire the enormous courage such a move takes.

I should be in Congress. Let’s just cut the crap and say how bad it is

someone transported here from 1995 with a layman's understanding of the Republican Party - "they like low taxes for the rich and aggressive use of the military" - would be more correct in their assessment of the party than many ostensibly savvy pundits working right now

american conservatives don’t believe their immoral acts produce a personal moral benefit to themselves, but they do believe their immoral acts produce a personal moral detriment to the people they hurt and wrong. this is one element that sustains their quasi-depravity

proposition: a parliamentary system would have prevented a PM Trump in 2016, but were Trump PM in 2016, he would be PM now bc the right wing parties would have been controlled by most right wing voters

We seem to have collectively decided, gradually and mostly out of apathy, that presidents can launch flagrantly unconstitutional wars of choice without congressional approval and there just won’t be any consequences. Would be nice if this is where we start reversing the trend.

From the mouth of Posty, yours, truly: It is your patriotic duty to hate Americans

B-b-b-but I had no choice but to vote for a personal tax break!!

If America still had the rule of law, this would be the easiest prosecution ever, but we all know absolutely nothing will happen.

we can genetically engineer benevolent progressive libertarian eugenicists

fuck everyone who posts on twitter and not on here. fuck you

I would rather be ruled by an elected tyrant than by unelected bureaucrats appointed by law-abiding politicians I voted for!

ha. as if. any precedent to back this claim up, Mr. Superior Unelected Bureaucrat?

“moron labe” amirite, fellow patriots?

Kill! Kill! KILL! KILL!

one thing i think we should infer from our present politics is that the set of liberal indoctrination projects in america have been at most modestly successful. just not the force that fascists who now control the GOP have alleged for years.

Burger expensive. Democrats bad!😠

i think it’s fifty-fifty GOP voters actually get so much done to reduce their own quality of life in our lifetimes that they pivot to a less immoral political practice

I need to emphasize that this is from the literal DNC Instagram accounts

we need a decades-long covert project to supplant GOP elected politicians with RINOs

dear god. just endless pandering to fat american swine voters

“we” have put a gestalt amygdala in charge of the united states federal government