are you telling me a chimp tried this spice

You could definitely give these people a Trojan Horse and they’d be like “wow a big horse thank you” www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/u...

remaking the world in my fat doughy squat pouch-throated image

Seven dykes for seven dwarves

[imagines a supreme perfect divine being] Wow.

in sixty years there will be donald trump magic protective charm key chain figurines

Gotta break a few [human lives] eggs to make an [fascist state] omelette

conservatives are genetically disposed more to despair, resignation, stupid voluptuousness, avarice, and dubiously repressed spite and cruelty because the bulk of their ancestors were weak, defeated people who adapted to their subordinate condition, crushed materially and spiritually by indifferent

ah but in real capitalism, with no govetnment antitrust, firms would compete and not merge,

oh yeah???? can a mere WOMAN give me pleasure equal to that of my extremely toasty car interior after two hours of iced sodas????????

why is it that the wise only imperfectly rule the foolish

your mother is a whore, and your father is a better whore

I am the very fruit of the soil of the earth playboy

What an incredible dickhead

has your poisonously indulgent uncle ever begun to talk about you as a sort of mirabeau

Jesus was leaving and he was like , “I’ll be back”

Have we considered if Paxton is trying to lose

my social media mission after pleasure is to foment hatred of right-wing voters

“Gethsemane” goes hard

li’l grammy platty

im going to New York to protest Socialist Mamdani

🚨Margaret Qualley divested male companion🚨

got a routine physical exam scheduled three (3) months out

the one dean koontz book ive read the re are these invisible depraved phantom beings that haunt the mass murderer preparing to do his thing, the beings are superpowerful from the far future and they travel back in time to recreationally watch depravity perpetrated. like this author is sick, this is

lol is honesty at an absolute damn premium now that 95% or whatever of undergraduate student are cheating using ai

i need a sixty thousand dollar tv that costs the amount of a small third-world village to play video games on

why does trump have to pay out money to jean caroll but he had no penalty for his paper felonies in NY?

current human beings kind of suck ass generally but i think there’s a lot of potential here

im paying my time and money to see EXTREMELY HOT people on the screen. i’m not paying to see “””””Attractive””””” people on the screnn. the “””””attractive””””” people on screen better be acting theyire fucking nuts off

This is a very good @joshtpm.bsky.social column on the coalitional nature of the Democratic party, and why any group that thinks they're the base really are not. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/why-t...

“i didn’t think they would deport _those_ illegal immigrants!”

im going to be forty-five by the time next elder scrolls game comes out

i just captured myself in a pokéball

brother said, “More of my preferences have become Dad’s. So which ones will I have in the future that I don’t now, how do I prepare

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sex scenes are absolutely necessary

I would appreciate it if the @nytimes.com treated this deeply hateful and profoundly unwell ideologue with about one-tenth of as much scrutiny and skepticism as they do any random trans person on Bluesky.

Notice that he won't call trump racist here because nothing is more politically incorrect in Washington than accurately describing Republicans

Stop it with this integration and assimilation nonsense. It’s my direct lived experience that no level of integration or assimilation is enough for 20% of the population and nothing anyone does will be good enough for the British racist hardcases

This woman has been the subject of three NYT pieces in 2025-26

The Paramount-WBD merger can be stopped! Challenging this merger means standing up for small businesses, workers, and consumers that will be hurt — and have been hurt — by even more consolidation. Here's what some of those with the most to lose have had to say:

Between this and the national guard in Memphis it’s kind of disturbing me (yes I know I’m a member of the media) the degree to which these killings aren’t really breaking thru rn

Well, @cnn.com How many years now have you spent sanewashing/whitewashing/both-sidesing things? How many of your hosts, like Jake Tapper, were more focused on tell-all trash than truth? You did this to yourselves, and we are all the worse for it. www.rawstory.com/cnn-paramount/

I’m at the edge of your awareness