Call the FBI

Delta swore to its employees and unions that it was not transporting deportees this way.

RIGHT!?

ME: oh a little Zohran video for St Patrick's Day, probably just celebrating Irish culture, maybe a few green beer jokes ZOHRAN (2 minutes in): ...and that's why King Leopold I of Belgium is a big wet bitch. Furthermore...

I bought cookies the other day from a Girl Scout posted up in a microbrewery. No uproar. Because we assign value or shame to different substances, often regardless of their actual risk profile, and often for reasons of race and class and control.

🧊✈️ MINNEAPOLIS & OMAHA‼️ ⚠️ ICE Air is coming to your cities 🛬 OMA - 11:30am 🛬 MSP — 1:30pm Eastern 737 – Tail: N625SW 👀

“His melancholy dripped from him as he walked” - Abe Lincoln's law partner "His undergraduate notebooks reveal...crippling anxiety, and suicidal thoughts" - on Sir Isaac Newton "I think [a doctor] might be useful to me – if my black dog returns" - Churchill, on his depression

Which of these is real? One photo is of a real 30 mg Adderall. The other is a fake, sold as real Adderall. I’ll follow up with the answer later today!

Almost like girls are people... diverse in their interests, and for some of them, getting and taking a physical beating as part of a challenging sport is really rewarding! This is a post about allowing checking in girls hockey.

This man is taking the race-class narrative concept and just stepping on the gas. I would like to read/hear everything @anatosaurus.bsky.social thinks about it. demosaction.org/rcn-methodol...

Lost their jobs because they were in hiding at home. In hiding at home so as not to be ripped away from their children. Scraping together work now but it hasn’t been enough to pay the bills. Power cut. Rent is due 4/1. My Venmo is @jessica-shortall, pic w/llama

Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

imagining the meeting where someone was like goal number one is to find a trendier, more whimsical term for attempted murder

For the unaware: youtu.be/76HijAoXi6k?...

Go home, Minnesota, you’re drunk

I have lived in a majority Muslim country, among kind and joyful and welcoming and curious neighbors. I have Muslim neighbors in my community now. To see politicians denigrate an entire people of faith as incompatible with America is one of the most deeply wrong things I can imagine. For the record.

This is a REALLY big deal. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd: “…we are on the ground floor with this day in and day out — looking in the eyes of these folks that, yes, came here inappropriately. But some came here inappropriately only to do better for themselves and their family.”

I have a pro tip for you for some serious Eastermaxxing. 1. Buy these Rice Krispies flavored peeps 2. Roast them like a marshmallow (I used my culinary blow torch) 3. Wait a long time to cool - the sugar coating gets hot as heck 4. Enjoy a kind of crème brûlée marshmallow experience. You’re welcome

one thing that's insane about this is...how do people think we get more senior experts in their jobs? they start as junior grads doing grunt work

Oh wow. Paul Kane is a personal long-time fave of mine. This is approaching Tesla levels of brand self-immolation.

Hi We're getting there but it's slow going. I totally get the donation fatigue. I do! $2,364 would help the final 3 families here (typo below! it's 8, not 7 families total), who are trying to come out the other side of the federal government's terror campaign here in MN.

It is the anniversary of the My Lai massacre today. I'd say that even more than most years, it's important to remember what happened. And the role Hugh Thompson, an active serviceman, played in both stopping and publicising it. Despite enormous military, political and public pressure to stay quiet.

Tom Holland could have pulled off “Dune” but Timothee Chalamet could not have pulled off “Umbrella”

Do we think Trump will invite our USA MEN’S SLED HOCKEY GOLD MEDAL TEAM to the White House?

I’m not able to opine directly because I hate Scary and I really really can’t ingest zombie content but it sounds like Sinners was freaking great and I’m sorry if you’re mad about it.

Weird Al just casually pointing his bat at center field

Marty Supremer

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2Battles After 2Nother

This man, Mohommad, was a special forces soldier who worked alongside OUR Army special forces since 2005. He helped US, & we grabbed him while taking his kids to school, and then we killed him www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/afghan-asylum-seeker-dies-ice-custody-us-advocacy-group-says-2026-03-15/

It’s also weird that Friedman is trying to make “neighboring” happen - I’ve never heard anyone say that - when @adamserwer.bsky.social coined “neighborism” in a much better written piece in January: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Hi buddies MN is covered in fresh snow and I’m looking to raise $2400 more to help “my” 7 families with part of their rent for April. Kind of a step-down as they try to come back into the world. I know fatigue is setting in but I’d be grateful. My Venmo is @jessica-shortall, pic w/llama

Tom Friedman’s column on Minnesota is meh, but wtf is this: “for now at least, it has trumped both the divisive identity politics pushed by the far left and the borderline racist politics pushed by the far right, which combined to rip apart the city after Floyd’s killing.”

This but *smallest* which IMO would be much harder if limited to mammals

tattoo this on my forehead bc it’s constantly relevant

He is pretty progressive but he doesn’t *look* like the online right’s caricature of a “leftist” and that actually is material IMO

Daphy Michel was arrested after a mental health episode. Charges dropped. ICE took her, put ankle monitor on her, dropped her an hour from home w/no support or family notification. Found dead days later at a bus stop. ICE found out when coroner cut the ankle monitor off www.wtae.com/article/sist...

With that haircut, I can't believe no one called him Flowbee Bryant.

Obsessed with this guy’s (Robbie Avila) nicknames. Cream Abdul-Jabbar Larry Nerd Larry Blurred Steph Blurry Milk Chamberlain

This Is Not a Rise in Antisemitism. It Is a Pandemic of Jew-Hatred. Calling what we are seeing a “rise in antisemitism” minimizes the reality: an ideological contagion that is spreading across movements, platforms, and demographics with alarming speed. My Latest Piece: bit.ly/4sCe9UM

lol Grammarly

lol this is a movie about a fucken meteorologist www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDGE...

Is it time for you to send me your criminally underappreciated skeets? I think it is time. bsky.app/profile/jess...

God I’m tired

It’s hard to overstate how much (often bad) policy gets made because lawmakers got told one story that confirmed their priors

Restaurant in my parents’ neighborhood is closing.

Do not forget that this occupation traumatized countless families and children, but it also deeply fucked with our local small businesses. Our own government did this to us.

GRWM (to try these 2022 cukes I grew and pickled with the Carolina Reapers my son dared me to grow)

Read this. Let it break you.

It rarely gets talked about but the people in the far exurban Twin Cities & rural Minnesota who have been hit by the occupation have it really hard. Mutual aid much more scarce. Friendly neighbors might not have much means to help. I’m helping 2 such families. @jessica-shortall on Venmo; see llama