How do you write a headline like this for a piece that says the exact opposite? #wallstreetjournal #governmentshutdown

The Unconcerned Stupidity of Wealth, represented visually.

Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play go fuckin Huskies Nazi UW students fuck off

Last time I checked, a whole posse of Miller’s stormtroopers were defeated by one (1) man riding a bicycle

Had a roof guy come over to check out a leak and he found this up there. 🇺🇸

Every time the subject of Jimmy Fallon’s spinelessness comes up, I think of this passage from Tina Fey’s Bossypants

Time for steroid dealers to start accepting payment through Klarna “Pay In Four”

OMG this William G. Young opinion that just dropped (12:30pm) in AAUP v. Rubio. It begins with a postcard sent to Chambers and Young's reply card: "Trump has pardons and tanks, what do you have?" WGY: "We the People of the United States — you and me — have our magnificent Constitution"

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

It doesn’t matter how fit you are; if you’re drunk you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

I CARRIED AN M4 AND YOU: YOU CARRY THAT ...THAT...THAT... COMPUTER!! WHAT ARE YOU!? WHERE DO YOU COME FROM!? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE!?

POV: you’re watching your drunk dad yell at you for playing video games all the time and you’re waiting for him to pass out so you can keep playing video games.

Never has a person been more at one with his bike

I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.

Where is the Dave Matthews tour bus when you really need it?

Trump has armed border patrol abducting entire families at Millennium Park. No Chicago PD around. 2/2 @50501movement.bsky.social

At this point, any Democrat who votes to keep this government open without extracting very serious concessions — RFK’s resignation, ICE rollback, Epstein Files release, etc — will absolutely face a primary challenger who will set fundraising records.

If you rank the “concerns” raised by this gathering of senior military officers and Trump’s attendance, “security concerns” are at the bottom of the list.

Made a sweet noodle kugel to balance out the bitter burning taste of everything else.

This morning I really woke up on the wrong side of the MedBed

When your MAGA granddad starts taking creatine and sees one too many ICE recruitment videos while scrolling through Breitbart dot com

folks… kinda got to hand it to him for this one

The supercut Kimmel just played of a Trump screaming “don’t take Tylenol!!!” 10,000 times was incredibly funny and a devastating treatment of its subject.

Ruin a band with law: Rufus Gideon v. Wainwright

We are not a serious country

LOL

[Fred Schneider from The B-52s voice mode ACTIVATED] 🎵 If you see a faded sign 🎵 🎵 At the side of the road 🎵 🎵 That says fifteen miles to the... 🎵

Technologically advance a band: Bluetoothspeakerhead

There it is, the whole stupid thing in microcosm

If you’ve been conscious for the last 10 years and are still MAGA in 2025 then you have committed to a movement that seeks to destroy my loved ones and my country. If you can’t afford your car payment now, that sucks, but I emphatically reject your apology and lip service about “coming together.”

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

“On the last day of your life, don’t forget to die”

A Congresswoman calls for everyone like me to be locked up. The world's richest man proposes I be subject to a Nazi medical experiment. I no longer flinch at the sight of the soldiers with assault rifles on my commute. A billboard for AI tells me "keep thinking." One cold brew with oat milk, please

Let’s mock them still

The attack on Jimmy Kimmel reminds me of a Lenny Bruce routine where he tells the story of getting arrested for violating obscenity laws in NYC. He talks about getting indicted in Manhattan Supreme Court and jokes about the grand jury process . . . 1/2

Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."

coates is genuinely a generational writer

Man, I really thought watching Severance was about to pay off, and then . . . .

Bet you a dollar this is part of a plot where Bolsonaro gets exfiltrated by Seal Team 6, brought to the US, and nominated for a cabinet position.

I guess the President was right; these tariffs have led to increased national self-sufficiency.

Me going out on a trail ride again with barely functional rear disc brakes. #bike #mtb #singletrack

We're witnessing the most aggressive, fanatical crackdown on free speech in my lifetime. The speed and breadth of government censorship and private sector and nonprofit capitulation has been astonishing. As has the lack of urgency/silence from people who've long claimed to care about this stuff.

I appreciate his service to the meme community

"Joe Biden is a bumbling, dementia-filled, Alzheimer's, corrupt tyrant who should honestly be put in prison and/or given the death penalty for his crimes against America." -Charlie Kirk (07/24/23)

In a shocking on-air moment, a “Fox and Friends” co-host said homeless people suffering from mental health issues who refuse help should be killed

Jim Bob Pritzker or bust. He is our guy in ‘28.

This collective attempt to gaslight Americans about who Charlie Kirk was and what he believed is really driving me up a wall

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence