All done rooting against the U.S. Men’s National Soccer team? Start rooting against a particular American Tour de France rider! #bike #tourdefrance

when i was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

the Pfizer building is apparently having trouble remaining erect

Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated

Fresh from his winning diplomatic negotiations in World Cup Soccer.

I AM NOT ENTERTAINED

Graham Platner is ending his campaign in order to spend more time with his oysters

Looking forward to seeing this on display in the Capitol Rotunda in the near future

it's totenkopver

If you're not outraged, you should be

sorry i should’ve reposted this yesterday - a couple years ago, i took the dogs to eat hotdogs on confederate graves

My Founding Fathers

How many of the 850K fireworks at the America 250 show tonight will be smoke bombs and pop snaps?

Rest in Carapace

I had not seen this. For anyone wondering if Popehat is returning to Bluesky, it seems that he will not. IMO the platform is worse off without Ken White, especially for the law-talking types.

Connected with a lil snapper buddy today

they've been high on their own supply since trump 2 started and regardless whatever comes after trump, it's vitally important these people not be allowed to take the klan masks back off

worst red card in my two weeks of watching soccer

I can report with 100% accuracy that Justice Samuel Alito is tiring

2026 Huey Lewis is like "It's based to be cringe"

No, he literally could not.

FAIR ENOUGH

A huge blow to the attendee

They call it America 250 because that’s how many people are expected to go over the course of the week.

It was always Lee Greenwood’s destiny to spontaneously combust while singing “God Bless the USA” at America 250.

Explaining USMNT to your non soccer friends is gonna feel like this after tonight. You see the dancing frog. They just see a frog.

If you see this, post an archer

WE HAVE CORN AT HOME

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

👏WHY 👏 WON'T 👏 THESE 👏 ANTIFA 👏 TERRORISTS 👏 STOP 👏 STABBIN' 👏 THE 👏 DAMN 👏 REFLECTIN' 👏 POOL 👏 AND 👏 WHATNOT!? 👏

Went looking for a good annotated ebook edition of Moby-Dick and I think I found the one

me watching dredd (2012) the first time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the second time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the third time: this is awesome

The Strait of Hormuz keeps more unpredictable hours than the local antique/resale shop run by the weird chain smoking dude who drives a Geo Metro

Every history book about this government will have a subtitle that's some variation of They Should've Just Left That Alone

Here at the Reflecting Pool where a big chunk ofTrump's blue paint-apoxie has peeled off the bottom of the pool and is bobbling in the water.

Donald Trump's hand looks even weirder today

10/10 map of Chicago, no notes. AI works great. Found on Facebook.

holy metaphor alert Batman

Does he know we can read?

I don’t know what to wear to the combination Nitro Circus/UFC fight/80th birthday party at the White House South Lawn tonight.

Meanwhile, at the White House this morning

C.R.E.A.M. Get the collection plate Dollar dollar bill y’all

the president every friday

After the heavy rain and wind passed, I pointed my camera at a puddle on my balcony ledge and waited a second. A mini reflecting pool of sorts. Hope you all stayed safe tonight. #Chicago #ILwx #WXy

Okay so we’re definitely sending ground troops into Iran

Which year?