I’ve been on Agrillify for years

A little joke for all you Zwift riders. #bike #roadbike #cycling

For Sale: 250,000 Melania Popcorn Buckets, Never Used

PSA: I’m happy to report that Culver’s has a surprisingly good fish and chips platter. Saw a dude online raving about it and finally got to try it today. $12 for this platter. Great option for road trips. Only hitch was the overdressed slaw.

Can this guy settle on which war he wants to start, already? Sheesh

Greg Bovino: “I SHALL RETURN!” Desk clerk at suburban Minneapolis La Quinta Inn: “Okay sir, and it looks like you used your room key to purchase chocolate milk and teddy grahams, shall I charge that to the card we have on file?”

Shorts fired

Bovino! Bongino! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

This morning’s NYT Daily podcast was preceded by an ad for the Melania documentary. At first I thought it was a joke, because the audio clips of Melania talking from the movie sounded like some comic actor reading script in the most deadpan, checked-out, lifeless voice possible.

A favorite snack: toasted bread with kerrygold butter and anchovies. Perfect for a snow day, and zero risk of anyone asking to share🤷🏻‍♂️

It’s hard to overstate how inadmissible this bullshit “b . . . b . . . but the local government didn’t help us” explanation would be at the murder trial of the ICE thugs who executed Alex Pretti.

Hunkering down in bad weather with my pupbushka

This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

It was an extrajudicial execution. Anyone who defends this is defending a police state.

I guess she’s confused because there weren’t any dogs at the scene

ICE is Monstrous The People are Pretti Good

Check out the size of these salt crystals the city spread outside my office. I mean I’m all about FUCK ICE but this is ridiculous!

Mueller Time at Last

Scenes from the Oompa Loompa hospice

This story is popping up all over my feed. Must be due to the AlGoreRhythm

Woke up to find Bluesky is straight Bussin’

me when the morning coffee hits earlier than usual

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

Well this is just absolutely thrilling

A real president would order the creation of a Better Call Saul epilogue season

We don’t talk enough about how short Greg Bovino is.

People: Do something! Politicians: (do nothing) People: (do something) Politicians: Do nothing!

Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).

Another “fun find” on Amazon! Perfect gift for the ICE agent in your family.

When I was a kid my dad and I were at the Daley Center and a Cook County Sheriff’s Deputy gave me a little brass-colored junior deputy badge that came in a vinyl wallet.

"The same five- or 10-second loop, so obviously mournful and defeated, can sound at another another time—10 minutes later, or 10 years later—just as obviously inspiring or triumphant." defector.com/the-disinteg...

I would pay the City every dollar in my bank account to rename O’Hare STEVE ALBINI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT

These guys can make a ton of money and generate some good PR if they launch a series of ads where they replace auto glass smashed by ICE goons. Maybe offer a 20% discount for ICE-related repairs.

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

MADNESS

Is this a thing?

bro just one more police training this time it will work i promise

ICE kidnap 17-year-old U.S. citizen working at Target then dump him bleeding and crying miles away in a Walmart parking lot… 🤬

Has anyone started a GoFundMe to pay for ass surgery for that ICE cop who busted his ass slipping on the ice yesterday? 🙏🇺🇸🫡💰

And he is OUT!

Charlotte, NC showed up today to protest the murder of Renee Good and the general violence and lawlessness of the Trump regime.

This Amazon Prime truck blasting an ominous motivational talk, coupled with police sirens in the distance, created a very apocalyptic American atmosphere on my street tonight.

Lmao

A deleted tweet by a Toronto Sun national politics reporter.

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

every JD Vance tweet is written in the absolute worst millennial way possible with none of the basic underlying humanity, they're all like: Hi. Vice President here. You think Somalis are eligible for driver's licenses? Okay, uhh, you might wanna take se-vuh-ral seats 🧵:

First album I ever bought.

Prosecuting this case at trial will be a breeze if random people keep creating super compelling illustrative exhibits like this. Seriously, this is in my closing powerpoint if I’m a prosecutor.