Still the hardest logo of any firehouse. Mural painted by a firefighter, too. I need one of these patches.

im living for the sex workers telling all lindsay graham's business now that he's dead and cant sue happy sunday sluts

Russia is not sending its finest lol

Word And even then- I'm screaming A.I.

Not buying it until he steps in front of a podium with that days newspaper and can answer multiple question verifications about his life

This would’ve definitely been me

“Be careful of fresh produce, it might give you a parasite!!!” Me, with half a Costco hot dog shoved in my face: “oh no, that sounds terrible”

Well goddamn

Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.

Kudos to the person filming this. They understood the fucking assignment

This hands across the aisle shit needs to fucking die. You are reaching out to monsters and murderers. You need to be shitcanned. We are fighting for our lives and you’re calling it a fucking disagreement you absolute ghouls.

Primary every fucking Democrat who releases a statement that includes the phrase “while we disagreed on a lot of things…”

I love with someone terrible dies and the mood online is welcome to jazz brunch

Public service should be a chapter in someone’s career, not a permanent throne passed from one powerful bigot to the next. Two elected senators in more than 70 years is unacceptable. Term limits now.

So, let's talk about Lindsey Graham's now open senate seat. South Carolina has elected only 2 men to this U.S. Senate seat since 1954. Over 70 years. Let that sink in for a minute. Before... Disneyland (1955) The Interstate Highway System (1956) The Beatles (1960) Barbie (1959) ZIP codes (1963)

Somebody said that man is in Hell Aviv.

In honor of today's celebration, I've settled on some pork Pho to cherish a great news day

Today would be such a funny day to announce it lmao

His funeral is gonna sponsored by Kalshi

Long ago when the four nations lived in harmony.

I do appreciate Lindsay giving a dry run on a middle of the night death. Now we know where we need to tighten up.

“K-Smog nem flipped the hell out that grunt”

Nobody: Me, randomly walking the aisles of the supermarket: "Curtains for Zoosha?"

Has this been done yet?

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.

Look like the animals fighting back against Dr. Eggman and shit lmao

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

Wonder if they can keep Mitch alive through November. They're going to try at least

Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.

Lindsey Graham:

Hey leave the closeted and DL jokes to the talented people of the community. No need to be homophobic he had plenty of other things to hate

lindsey graham finally got his wish—he won’t ever be woke again!

I know its early but can Mar{○ Rubi○ be next on the docket? Asking for a friend @death

Lindsey Graham is dead. Mitch McConnell is dead or brain dead. The Senate is now 50 GOP (51 counting McConnell) vs 49 (47 Dems, 2 Independents). The GOP covers up McConnell's rotting corpse to cling to power.

BREAKING: Israel Lowers Drones at Half Mast to Mourn Lindsey Graham

lindsey graham won’t see your post celebrating his death, but I will. great post!

LMAOOOOOO

“Pat, I’d like to solve the puzzle”

Lindsey Graham:

It be like that sometimes.

This is the first thing I saw waking up today 🤣🤣 This is gonna be a good week!

Things Lindsey Graham will never say again: