Actual disruption hasn't yet begun like water isn't being used, electric bills aren't going up, people's air isn't being polluted. What a callous statement to make

He definitely turned the music all the way down.

High af eating charcuterie and watching Watchmen

Cackling…..

Of all varieties, not just leopard/ cheetah

Leftover pizza for breffis

They put a warning label on rap albums.

39... my ex was 7 years younger 🫠 but now I can do maybe 5 years younger

I've always loved my voice. And the older I get, the more I sound like my mom (which I love)

I wish I could. Hell, I would even be my friend. I'm amazing to the people I love

Streisand effect

Melania Trump wants these photos and emails to be scrubbed from the Internet. Please stop liking and sharing them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

“Snitching” is when you are a party to a criminal enterprise and subsequently cooperate with law enforcement against your partners. Telling the cops what someone did to you is simply giving a witness statement.

Several.

When my nigga said they was on they way to the 3/5ths mafia concert I lost it

My tism been turned tf up for some reason cuz I only have a handful of safe foods right now. I hate it here 😭

Enslaving ppl = not demonic Veneration of my own dead = demonic Yeah, they cannot trick me 😭

One lesson I’ve had to teach my sister is that just cuz someone won’t break up with you doesn’t mean they wanna be with you. Some people are cowards. Some people don’t wanna be lonely. Some don’t wanna “hurt you”. Don’t overstay your welcome just cuz they won’t *say* you are. Learn when to get tf

This my fav Easter meme😂😂 Congratulations on getting y'all friend back! 🥳🎉

Jesus to Mary Magdalene

My girl is ashy whewwww

Ordered dinner but barely ate it because I've just really not been liking the taste of most savory foods right now 🥲

America really down bad all over the world

This is the piece of shit hiding behind that page. He should be cold in a ditch but he definitely don’t belong here.

A reminder that he told me out his mouth that he molested a 12 year old girl. There is no place for him here. We need to get him out of here (again).

A lion would never drive under the influence...but a Tiger Wood

Waiting for this thc to hit before I eat my ice cream

I ask this woman a direct question and she ALWAYS gives me a non answer in the name of "not being difficult." Ma'am bitch, you are by far THEE MOST difficult.

You did all the scumbag 💩 He asked you to do… and he still fired you It’s kinda poetic

Me and heated blankets go together real bad

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This is Colby. He is movin, but more importantly, he is groovin. 13/10 (TT: ty2344583)

Favorite homegirl is getting some work done at her home so she asked to stay with me next weekend. And since I'm extra, I sent a reservation confirmation

everyone knows this is the funniest tweet

AI is not smart. AI cannot think critically. AI cannot outperform humans involving complex problem solving…not even remotely close. AI makes you LESS intelligent (scientific studies support this). But above all… AI’s current implementation & use cases industry-wide is a tool of white supremacy.

And white people. Cuz nah. Not over here cuh.

Every feature they come out with is just a reminder of what a lonely fucking creep Zuck was when he started fb. Everything is an intrusion on strangers without their consent.

I've now decided to be someone's consequence 🙂🔪

Therapist's insight to me wasn't pointing into the direction that I should've handled certain situations differently but that maybe I've outgrown these relationships, which confirms to me....I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

This is great 😂

She was always that girl

another perfect bracket for me

Winnie the Pooh: