Ah norovirus, my old friend

Taking a week off here in a bid to preserve my sanity, catch you lot on the flip side

Shabana Mahmood listing Mrs T as one of her political heroes in today's Sun on Sunday.

Graham Norton’s back tonight maybe the world isn’t completely bleak after all

I’ve accidentally come to the gym when all the year 8s are here

ID Cards are like assisted dying laws. I've nothing against either in principal but I don't trust this lot to implement either in a way that won't adversely affect vulnerable people or generate billions in profit for the worst people in the world.

lol kneecap charge thrown out ✊🏼

Can feel a little 8pm bedtime coming on, what a treat

First hot water bottle of the season pals

Got a splitting headache so honestly wouldn’t mind a little rapture today if there’s one going

Increased my default clothing size for Vinted to show me and now half my feed is weight loss cook books 🫠

Happy new boiler day to all who celebrate!!!!

There have always been trans people. There will always be trans people. The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically. Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history. Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍

Can highly recommend Kneecap as a gym playlist lads

The thing that gets me about this is that so many of us have known this for so long, and so many people have faced pushback for saying it, and even if by some miracle something changes now, there will not be an ounce of retrospective reflection from anyone at all who insisted it wasn’t

Got some kind of cyst or ingrown hair in one of my armpits and it is unbelievably painful

Very grateful to be out of the renting system but man I miss when a broken boiler was someone else’s problem

Desperately trying to keep my eyes open on the couch, proper Sunday evening stuff

On a health kick which has included upping my water intake but so far the only difference I’ve noticed is that I have to pee all the bastard time

Decided to walk to Lidl instead of drive because I haven’t moved much today and got caught in the mother of all downpours 😎

Thunder!!!! ⚡️⚡️

How ridiculous would it be to buy a walking pad so that I can still get my steps in on these rainy windy days

I know my work’s IT department hates to see me coming

Want to go have a nap but that national alert is going to wake me up like it did last time

Really enjoying the proliferation of Jamie Oliver hatred in mainstream culture this year

Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere

Obsessed with CMAT’s granny on insta

Has anyone used Firmoo to buy glasses online? Or any other recommended sites please?

As if I couldn’t love him more, Ncuti Gatwa trying to explain Ribena to his American co-star is the joy we all need in the world today. You’re welcome.

The Vivienne documentary is really touching

Thank you Co Star

Fell asleep at 8:50pm and now I’m awake again why do I never learn

Kneecap at electric picnic

Hanne can have a little snooze, as a treat 🤏

Is there a way to rob this of its impact? We all fly England flags next to Pride/Palestine/Immigrants welcome flags? So the crap ones get lost?

There are many things I need to do this evening but right now it’s taking everything I’ve got to stay awake till a reasonable hour

I like to remind people that Enoch Powell got fired by his Tory PM Ted Heath in 1968 and never had a cabinet position again, and the Times called it an “evil speech”. Now we get great replacement theory in the Times and politicians including Labour advocating for ethnic cleansing on a daily basis

Why is it hot again. I was enjoying being slightly chilly as I went to bed

Been watching that Eric Bana Netflix series but by “watching” I mean “looking at my phone” and now I have no idea what’s going on x

Fancy pyjamas, cold glass of Gavi, a little hunk of cheddar to tide me over til tea’s ready. Your thirties are way better than your twenties

BREAKING: Award-winning Scottish screenwriter Paul Laverty has been arrested after wearing a T-shirt reading 'Genocide in Palestine, time to take action' Police arrested the I, Daniel Blake writer in Edinburgh this morning

Did a covid test and apparently it’s just plain old regular lurgy 👍🏼

Good god I am so unwell

Pitched up at Green Man 🇵🇸✊🏼

Where we’re camping has wildflower meadows in the centre of the field and camping round the edges, no dogs (or people) are allowed on the meadow to protect the ecology. Next door just let their little dog rampage through & when my mum went to say something they just went “yeah we know 🙂🙂”

Feel like pure shit just want my life before long covid back x

Made a bag and put this cool badge on the strap