Normalise pausing work for a quick cry break

Jail for anyone who uses Lidl self checkout for their big shop but doesn’t pack as they go

It’s 2026 surely we must be able to develop an easier way for women to provide urine samples

I see Rosie Duffield is at it again

Farts were called “bottom burps”

Saw Project Hail Mary last night, give that all of the awards

I went to the loo in the middle of the night and when I got back A had swapped sides of the bed??? Like excuse me sir??? Are you insane??

Hate myself for watching it but fully obsessed with the GC on I’m A Celeb

Spectacular images taken by the Artemis II crew of earthset and the eclipse. Just incredible. NASA posts them here and it’s free to access: images.nasa.gov

When I bought my car in 2020 a full tank of petrol cost me £35-£40. Half a tank just cost me £28 🫠

Aww, wireless festival throwing their toys out the pram for not being allowed to platform a literal nazi is it?

What a beautiful day to be violently hungover

Lmfao I love the daily mail’s headlines

Has anyone done a long read on the sex shops up and down the A1

Talking of banger tweets

THERE WAS A PUPPY IN THE OFFICE TODAY

Shoutout to getting into bed as soon as you’ve finished work

And now, for something wholesome: diagram of dogs!

A job interview at 8:30am is cruel and unusual punishment

www.voicesforvaccines.org/what-happene... What with all the stuff in the news about Meningitis, I was asked to write a blog about it. I had it when I was three. I almost died.

He’s my boyfriend now x

Finally watched I Swear last night and it is so brilliant, give it all of the awards

Had a very cute day out to Knaresborough and now I’m under a blanket doing a crossword, I bloody love getting older

Obligatory big up the NHS post: contacted 111 who advised a trip to the Urgent Treatment Centre, saw a really lovely nurse and was in and out within 20 minutes. Thankfully a false alarm but was also reassured I’d done the right thing

i don’t want to be a person today

look at that velvety snoot

5 Reasons I will not be Drafted into the War: 1. If you keep asking me to do something you’ve less chance of me doing it. 2. I’ve done 2 weeks worth of batch cooking. I’m not wasting it. 3. I hate loud noises. I’d soil myself at the pop of a balloon. 4. I’m fucking tired. 5. Still watching Taggart.

Good news guys I tinted my brows and now I feel human again

Getting older absolutely slaps I’ve got so many bunches of flowers in my house right now

Know I’m in my thirties cos my birthday treat to myself was a new vacuum cleaner (and not just the cheapest one I could find)

The big 32 today

🌞🌻🐣

you know I would say her matching pink phone case really makes this, gives Goodwin a huge "sad loser man at the end of Legally Blonde" vibe

Shoutout to the woman in the work chat who’s tried to say she’s WFH today but has instead put “I am wtf this morning”

God dating in your early thirties is so much better than your early twenties isn’t it

what happened was awful and clearly distressing but the utter inability people have to even try and understand Tourette’s is why his film was made in the first place

Monday

Robert Aramayo’s dad 😭😭😭 #BAFTAs

Anyway shoutout to my mum for sending me this

Jodie Comer in Prima Facie is astonishing. An absolute powerhouse of a performance

my revised ins and outs list for 2026 OUT: the Filton 24 IN: Prince Andrew

This is what social media was made for have a great day everyone

My brother’s pal is one of the PA activists who’s been remanded without trial for 18+ months, just got the news he is being released today, free Palestine and fuck Keir Starmer forever 🇵🇸❤️

Lads it’s 17:14 and it’s still light outside

Been single for a very long time so traditionally ignore valentines but the guy I’m dating bought me one of those Lego flower kits so yeah I’m a bit smug today

There is no part of me that understands how curling works

Luge relay is fucking mental

happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶