going to heaven (ikea)

going to wear my massive and ridiculous trainers today and feeling very good about it because I’m also wearing dinosaur socks and my tshirt has an opossum on it because I am a 39 year old toddler

This is what the most modern railway line in Scotland looks like outside of the central belt in 2026

chickeneria

Also, you can say what you like about Z Polanski but since even before he’s been working tirelessly, more than any other party leader to help put the greens on the map, it’s extraordinary, he’s going up and down the country making the case for the party’s vision and I think that’s quite commendable

myself, a chronically ill person feeling and looking chronically ill and myself also saying wtaf is this bullshit

makes you feel real good about yourself when your Face ID won’t recognise you

saturday

I will leave you alone

far too early to be awake considering I was still awake three hours ago

i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

as much as I enjoy part of my body feeling like it’s going to kill me once a month I’m kinda over it now

Israel doesn’t believe ceasefires apply to them btw

Sister has just done her postal vote. Mind on the peach paper. Independent Green Voice - Organic Green Scotland. They are NOT the Greens, they are fascists aiming to split the vote. Scottish Green Party Vote Scottish Greens - Let's demand better. Good, nice party, wants nice things. This logo.

fucken *boing*

my parents both agree that I make the best scones (and as Scottish parents believe me when I say they are not inclined to say such things) and my ma went to meet my dad at Dobbies earlier and snuck in two of my scones already prepped to have with their tea because the scones there suck haahahaha

just me and my hot water bottle bump against the world

where else would I see a woman not from Scotland tell two famers from Dumfries and Galloway that they don’t understand Scottish winters like they do

wood pigeon mafia

Be careful you don’t accidentally vote for this lot

four in a bed is the best reality show on British tv

it’s a whole energy

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet

ban men until we figure out what's going on www.cnn.com/interactive/...

found that missing capybara anyway

Rot in piss to the abusive stalker Andy Kershaw

a list of people to never invite to a dinner party

nice of the Scottish Greens to come out to my tiny wee village but also I don’t have a candidate I can vote for so how do I vote green

jfc

I would take the glasses from his face and snap them in two

millions of hits on a terrible website and I’m still not allowed to carry a mix of bleach and vodka in a spray bottle to defend myself

it’s just one of those days when you don’t wanna wake up everything is fucked everybody sucks you don’t really know why but you want to justify ripping someone’s head off

I think I kissed him in a bar

friday

look at these beautiful scones that I haven’t been able to show off properly because some silly idiots can’t fix this website

if it is broken forever in this shitty half arsed broken way that it’s doing this stupid thing that it’s doing it really is the worst timing because with the whole world on fire thing what the fuck do we do without shitposting about it

ooh new error message rate limit exceeded how exciting

forbidden

*scary atmospheric brass music* *dramatic Kenneth Branagh voice* Gallus Gallus Domesticus. This calculating omnivore is studying her primate host. Soon she will spring them with an elaborate harassment routine, until mealworms are dispensed.

I’m never not gonna be a nerd about how chickens are dinosaurs and I don’t apologise, it is *great* to have categorical dinosaurs as pets

FIX THIS WEBSITE IDIOTS

what I did whilst bluesky was down

making the sweeping assumption that this is it for Bluesky forever now

every time I read reginos I feel like they’re trying to make this into something out of 2010 with lil moustaches on their index fingers

have you reconsidered introducing ai to this godforsaken website already when you can’t even get this fucking right

hello can anyone actually see this

well someone has been enjoying themselves in the woods and genuinely haven’t seen a condom in wild for a while. 1/10 responsibility points as cig ends have been tidied away into a tobacco pouch but also semen (minus 4) and didn’t take it with you (minus 5)

baking morning for the family that are over from Canada