put the unfinished pheasant next to my other bird shit and I don’t hate it as much as I did earlier

did they legit release the Epstein files whilst I was having a nap? this is getting silly now

remember when I stupidly said I would make two different wedding cakes for the same wedding

good evening from myself and yet another one of my big yellow jumpers

sleepy babes could achieve so much but they knew we would be too powerful so thus, we remain sleepy babes

👋🏻

Good morning, chronic illness, you dumb bitch

lil afternoon cat nap I think

Bottom-of-the-food-chain drug dealers have better opsec than the world’s most powerful elites

double rainbow was worth the soaking

I don’t know what you mean I think the faux fur on my hood is quite subtle

ladies

what in the fuck is happening I know no king other than Viggo Mortensen I don’t know if I’m excited beyond measure or genuinely sad

anyway good morning gang my hair is the colour of 90% cocoa content dark chocolate and I love it

I hope Danny DeVito is having a lovely day

lol landlords

remind me to go to parliament one day covered in pentagrams, black nails and with a crowd of birds following me

not even sure what we’re laughing at today but I agree with this

dreamt that I was being held hostage by a crazy English woman and to free everyone I pitchforked her in the neck so basically don’t fuck with me it would seem

need to be thrown into a wall to get some of my bones back to the right place I think no funny business

playing computer games with your best pal for hours is really fun actually

even though I beat him twice on the bounce it’s still 11-14 this does not seem fair to me @megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social

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The best sex soundtrack is obviously this

what kind of bastard would do this @megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social

i think it’s okay to like things but to also not like things

lil goth up on the big hill is back

we all look so silly when we dye our hair silly humans

do I dye my hair or have a nap I think I should dye my hair fuck it I’m going to dye my hair

🎶 all of my health conditions have no cure or real solution 🎶

sunbeds and cigs (don’t do this at the same time)

Artist: Martin Rosner

ooft liminal joy

do you have a problem? it’s probably capitalisms fault

and my obsession with carnivorous plants continues this one is so insanely delicate looking and I utterly love that about it

cake for breakfast (or lunch or whatever meal it is it’s the first thing I’ve eaten)

spice up your life going to a garden centre spice up your life

At my hospital this is predated on the functions of 100s of admin staff being replaced with the NHS app and electronic patient records. The IT department focused exclusively on EPR for 6 months yet when it launched it broke so many things they turned it off and declared a critical incident.

uploaded the wrong month for one of my bank statements so I get to do this all over again on Saturday 🥳🍾

universal credit phone call review this morning and my brain is reacting like I’m on the edge of a cliff and someone with a big stick is prodding me in the back to fall so that’s cool

This is actually sending me

and anything else gets you pinned to the noticeboard of whataboutery and lame ass excuses for your racism that you refuse to accept that you have

he also should never have been let anywhere near the health secretary position in one million and one years

is this good

breathe pls Cara it is helpful

the new buffy series is supposed to drop in 2026 and I cannot describe the tears I will cry when I hear that theme music again for something new and if it’s shit I’m going to throw myself into the sea

sounds about right tbh

OMG LOOK AT NEXT WEEK UP THE BIG HILL

laughing at my own thing that I posted is the highest level of internet egotism