iron rule of British politics is even if a guy who dresses as a bin becomes prime minister he will have been to Oxbridge

People don't appreciate how much of being a woman involves your underwear trying to kill you

The call to country side life is getting stronger as I become older and more cynical.

Me after death, realizing I no longer have deadlines, surfing my body into the void. (Dancing Skeleton, by Miles Cleveland Goodwin)

can’t wait to find out that Belgium is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

The router is not functioning.

Crab nightmare fuel. We just should be nicer to animals.

Growth www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

WE HAVE AVOCET NEWS!!! An Avocet spotted at RSPB Middleton Lakes has been confirmed as the oldest ever recorded in the UK. At 36 years old, it's lived more than five times longer than the species' average lifespan. First ringed in 1990, it's still out there doing Avocet things. Go on Avocet. 😍

The rig I'm on has put up first aid guides that were made with AI. Wouldn't bother with CPR there, would be more concerned by the fact is head isn't connected to his body

my brother & his partner are telling me an insane story about this local deity called "st. rat" which is apparently a mosaic relief put up by some queers in seattle. the city kept trying to paint over it, but people would repeatedly just use acetone and remove the paint until the city gave up

Good morning and welcome to the 5am awake time dear guests

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

Happy 78th Birthday to the NHS and Happy 11th Anniversary to me starting to work there.

England is insane.

Neil the Seal doing his best Late 90s Warhammer Fantasy Monster Miniature pose.

“I disapprove” “Of what?” “Yes”

It's a lovely morning in the village, and you are Neil the seal.

Describe the economy in a single sentence

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

You should be allowed to stop working when hit with the big sad.

Girl who is going to be okay.

EGGS DO NOT LAY

At first I felt sorry for the guy but then I read: ‘…woman posted a viral social media video in which she accused Phillips of sending her an unsolicited picture… Phillips later confirmed to TMZ that the woman’s video was accurate’ fuck this guy.

Go outside my fellow early-risers/insomniac friends

It’s a cool 21oC out here and feeling blessed sitting in the garden having coffee in a more reasonable temperature.

DRINK SOME WATER

SNRIs in summer ahahaha

Eating outside and pretending I’m on holdiay #turkeymaxxing

There really is a simple solution to migration. And its to be fucking normal about it and stop being a nationalist racist

there is not a single problem on earth that Americans think can’t be solved by a credit card purchase or an unsecured personal loan.

I think we need to remember when so much of the web was as good and stupid and charming as this. We must force ourselves to know what they took from us.

Mixture of sad but relief to not be venturing to Belgium this weekend.

Royal Mail boss’s pay package triples to £6.9m. Cost of postage stamps rocketing RM hasn't hit delivery target for 1st-class post since 2017, 2nd-class mail since 2020. Ofcom continues to reduce targets. Bosses rewarded for fleecing people.

The local pub that has air con keeps having jazz nights this week and I feel like I’ve already suffered enough.

sickly sweet sun struck days summer circles with its teeth bared soon it will spit me out like sea glass smooth and smaller than I started

BT pension scheme wrote-off £300m share stake in Thames Water. It acquired shares in 2012. Extracted returns, didn't do anything to curb excessive dividends, sewage dumping, water leaks, high bills, exec pay (all affects its members). Shareholders have little interest in social responsibility.

She has a neck the size of an adult human, legs that are just as long and an unforgettable coat. And she’s missing.

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

Actually my partner is the hottest June on record.

I love when doctors say "avoid stress" like I can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle

I love my cat

FUCK