i see this hypocritical fruit prick in our local kebab shop all the time

Me when I hear the Cats knock something over in the kitchen

what i love about nostalgia posting is that every bullet point is either completely unremarkable, a universal experience, or a weird lie "don't mess with gen x: - we grew up in the 70s - we wore shoes - nobody ever broke into the watergate hotel on june 19th 1972 to plant listening devices"

check out the 50 year old nazi over here

Anne Hathaway, you will ALWAYS be that girl. 💙💛

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

my plan to stop Your Dad getting cavities has been foiled 😞

Did you guys hear about Will Stancil leaking the Tinder ICE Honey Trap details just to take credit for the work done by women for months (ruining the entire operation by doing so)?

peter brookes has always been a shit cunt

I think all Nazis should die and I can’t believe this is apparently a controversial point of view

god bless america lol

i've never made enough money to put any aside for a pension but also literally nothing that has ever happened in my lifetime has made me think i could trust any financial institution to pay out

🍺 Buzzed Episode Alert 🍺 It's Just Very Normal to drink while working and, frankly, you talking about it shows how clueless you are. Maybe you should listen to the meal deal MP first. Also featuring ballroom antics and an article by a telegraph clown. www.podbean.com/ea/pb-2jaxf-...

Happy May day, comrades. Every year on this holiday, it's always important to remember the traditional May day saying.

"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that.

advertising jingles should be illegal

Sonya Blade from the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie has made the worst JOI video ever

If you haven’t unfollowed him yet my question is why

me, being stabbed by pyramidhead: howay man ye pointy goit

cgi pingu voiced by chris pratt

lmfao, it absolutely whips how society is deliberately set up so you can only get money to make art if you have no fuckin idea what you're doing

ADHD moment

I am going to make an adorable animated film of 1984 but instead of the rats eating the main character's face, they are going to do a peppy little song and dance number and they all become friends.

waiting for my mam to get back from canada so i can ask if she saw the woods from stargate sg1

fucked until the room stank

Bringing back a classic #LancerRPG

just make cbeebies a separate entity and then bulldoze the rest. there are roughly a billion other outlets for poorly made melodrama, copaganda, and endless fucking shows about buying houses. fuck the bbc

Snooze 💤

bit fuckin weird to go around rating people out of 10 imho, but i'm a huge slag so yeah probably

he's such a fucken homunculus

make sure you cut these up before binning them. Don’t want @owenwntr.bsky.social getting trapped

Being online in 2026

You ever think about how the Mafia boss in The Rocketeer has higher ethical standards than everyone who attended the WHCD

we used to be a country

if the job is just "get pissed and stagger through whichever door your boss points at" then why are we paying them so fuckin much?

the main event here is @ballistari.bsky.social reading out quotes from centrist journos and me losing my mind

Happy Upside Down Mussolini Day everyone!

maybe i'd sleep better if i put my phone down but there's just no way to test that hypothesis

and for my next trick, i'll get four hours of sleep and be tired all day

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

this would fix me

A massive wasp flew in the window and I panicked and just said "please don't do that" and it immediately flew back out and just for a moment I truly believed I had made it happen by being firm yet polite.

typa shit city guards be saying to travellers nowadays

yanks really are beyond parody

Fear not, Patriots! If the “Iran War” doesn’t start moving his numbers in a positive direction, there’s always “Plan B." @theonion.com