Christopher Nolan should do a silly one next.

I am missing our dog as we've been away for a week. She'll be back with us tomorrow but I went through some photos of her and found these from the day we picked her up. Look at her, she's ridiculous. @drewbear84.bsky.social

I watched Cloud Atlas on the plane home, and I forgot how much I deeply love this film. It's ambitious as fuck, complex, weird as all hell. You can't fault anyone involved for their commitment to the bit, it's like they all agreed "let's fucking do this no matter how it turns out"

Does anyone know if there's going to be some kind of live feed of the White House Desecration event tonight? I don't want to see the entertainment, but I would like a nice wide shot of any storm, bugs, rain of frogs and fire, etc.

For the Glory of the Sontaran Empire!

I always saw these lift mechanisms in Planet Coaster and thought it was just space-efficient, not something that actually existed in real life.

it costs us over £600 a month to have our 3yr old in nursery full time and that’s after the free working parent hours and tax free childcare but yeah it’s probably the phones

We also found out we're the types of gays who fly into a city, win a Broadway themed drag pub quiz, then fly back out again

Also, this sign at Vienna pride which, honestly, fair.

Had a lovely time in Salzburg and Vienna. Most holidays we get homesick but not here. It's lovely here.

He-Man film is a lot of fun, knows that it's a movie of a cartoon used to sell toys. Incredibly camp, incredibly silly, a LOT of quotable fisting jokes, amazed that it was allowed to be that.

To this day it haunts me that the only problem with Claude from the Raggy Dolls was that he was French. No manufacturing errors or defects, just, French.

AI: there must be something wrong with API degradation, a fatal flaw in the extraction checkpoint. There's the magic bullet, the 2nd run of loadUnprocessed LEFT JOIN worked as an exclusion. Rewriting the function now....etc etc Me: um, I just had a typo in the access token.

Was gonna post a video of my walk outside by BSky has done something wrong processing it but honestly it's not far off.

I love in order to understand this t-shirt you have to know Transformers, the Polyphonic Spree, that there's a Transformers themed band called the Cybertronic Spree, AND recognise that this is the In Utero album artwork.

I saw the sequel yesterday and this has been bugging my all day

Christ I need to post more often on this thing (or anywhere really, my life is remarkably undocumented the past few years) Anyway, I got new glasses. I like them a lot.

Not really a bar guy but I think it was Wonky, a night at the Manhattan in Bristol (long since shuttered), mid 2000's maybe?

Friends fear he's making aubergine and carrot pickle again

Yesterday's @tfnationltd.bsky.social haul, which is impressive considering I told myself I wasn't going to buy anything.

Remember, right now celebrities are getting Botox injections into their armpits to make sure they don't sweat at the Oscars

If you see this, post a robot. Anthony is the only thing standing between me and walking into the sea under the weight of my own inadequacy (Available, maybe, at @obviousplant.bsky.social )

Remember, there's nothing to stop you heating up a big cookie and then putting Nutella and ice cream on it.

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Barb and Star 🕯 sequel 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

for anyone wondering why there’s so much unbridled joy on ScotPol Bluesky about the arrest of a Scottish Labour MP’s husband for spying for China, take your pick

Anyway yesterday I saw a broken museum exhibit screen that was running Shockwave Flash so this week's not been too bad.

We might be nearing the end of the world but 2 things will always remain: Cher and SpaceNK telling me I have a fivers worth of "N.dulge points" to spend.

Here is a short demonstration

To be honest with you, I'll take an injection of antibiotics in the ass over having a raw wound rubbed down with 70% alcohol any day of the week. @drewbear84.bsky.social said I was "screaming with me eyes" during that

Gross arm photo.

Some people have to get antibiotics on holiday for sexy reasons. Me, because I'm a clutz. You'll have missed the drama from other socials. Went for a run on Monday along the beach. Fell over. Volcanic rock like fucking glass, shredded my arm and hands.

may its windows never be clean.

Buy a houseplant Kill the houseplant Replace houseplant with a spider plant hangy thing Thats how you end up with 29 spider plants

bringing my ai assistant to my locksmith training course so it can summarise key learnings for me

An album from when I was 19? Look at me, fucking Mumm-Ra

Off to do something I would really rather not (Flying to New York to work for a week)

edgy

Today I had to explain GitHub to my therapist, how's your day going?

Ran 10k with @woofblitzerreports.bsky.social , didn't die and decent time too

When you realise with a bit of cropping, a much better joke can be made The Breakfast Club 1985 dir. John Hughes

Waiting in the queue for coffee. One American in front of me, 5 Americans behind. One behind me says to the one in front "hey can you order all our coffees" Fuck sake. I'm guessing Republicans.

Tron: Ares is just so laughably bad, I feel sorry for the effects folk who clearly slaved over that dreadful film, such a waste of money & IP on a film with a basic yet nonsensical plot and awful dialogue Jodie Turner Smith deserved better and I hope it bought Gillian Anderson a nice house

Our little Killy is all grown up 😍 #dogsofbluesky

I look like I have been badly photoshopped into this.

Awwww, lovely last-minute run into @guyver3x.bsky.social before the carnage of Birmingham International station

It’s time for Grease 3! Omg who said that?!

All Labour needed to do was be not corrupt and appear to care about people a bit more than the Tories… and they couldn’t manage that. I’m fucking disgusted.