absolutely obsessed with this incredibly stupid plate of food #MasterChef #MasterChefUK

nothing funnier in this world than the locals saying the food was a bit bland and lacking flavour while John Torode thinks it's all the best thing he's ever tasted <3 #MasterChef #MasterChefUK

lol, Gregg Wallace didn't get to go to Greece #MasterChef #MasterChefUK

I can do art, me

We have somehow ended up watching the final episode of The Inheritance (we've seen no other episodes). It's not good is it? It's really strange that every attempt to do The Traitors leans so heavily into the artifice, which is probably the least important part of The Traitors.

once again, the education system has fucked up. #gbbo #BakeOff

Well, he's dead Paul. #gbbo #BakeOff

no, you don't understand. I love Toby's duck that looks like it's wrestling with the weight of its own existence. #gbbo #BakeOff

the mouldy creme brulees are truly horrible and maybe we should kill whimsy. #gbbo #BakeOff

I want to see everyone faces when Nataliia initially showed up with plans of making a knuckle duster and bloody hoop earrings #gbbo #BakeOff

*Back to School Week goes in the bin* #gbbo #BakeOff

never been less inspired to watch anything than I am the sexy Guinness biopic

screaming "coloured sprinkles have existed since the 18th century and been sold in shops since before World War 1" from the rooftops. #gbbo #BakeOff

"Because it's back to school, you're not allowed any modern technology" Babes, for a good majority of these contestants "Back to school" means 2010... #gbbo #BakeOff

Bake Off contestants single-handedly keep fake lawn companies in business. #gbbo #BakeOff

Iain jedi mind tricking the judges <3 #gbbo #BakeOff

I like that you can gauge the stress levels of the tent based entirely on the state of Tom's hair. It's like an angst divining rod. #gbbo #BakeOff

Thanks, I HATE it. #gbbo #BakeOff

me running away from the Back to School theme #gbbo #BakeOff

I already hate the Back to School Week theme with a burning passion #gbbo #BakeOff

I (finally) managed to recap Bread Week on #BakeOff: ariadnereviews.com/2025/09/22/b... Lesley's alternative reality nightmare, bready emancipation, International Mommie Dearest Day and The Problem with Bread Week. #gbbo #BakeOff

Absolutely cursed series, I'm obsessed. #scd #strictly share.google/vkQzH42O6g5I...

Old Yeller got put down for being less rabid than this.

She is suffering from writers block. Tragic

An opportunity to do the funniest thing has presented itself. I just need $198

🎵 When I get that feeling I want sexual eeling 🎵

I (finally) managed to recap Bread Week on #BakeOff: ariadnereviews.com/2025/09/22/b... Lesley's alternative reality nightmare, bready emancipation, International Mommie Dearest Day and The Problem with Bread Week. #gbbo #BakeOff

This SmartCar that has developed warning stripes to keep predators at bay

doing a silly little interview about Strictly this afternoon 🫠

what I'm wearing to the rapture.

No thoughts, just them.

I just got a YouTube advert for Philadelphia cheese and bagels in which someone makes a "rainbow bagel inspired by all of those colourful summer festivals we know and love" But it's definitely not the gay ones!

we have to save her from the Your Party Basement.

Monday innit

I've had to be bundled under the duvet for like 5 minutes because of how much I laughed at Shannon thinking David Bowie was Reba 😭 @deliciousjames.bsky.social

I'm down in London for the day on Saturday (I have a 1 hour appointment near St. Paul's I have to travel for 🙃) if anyone has recommendation for places to eat or things to do

I recapped the end of Semi-final Week on #MasterChef : ariadnereviews.com/2025/09/21/m... Baby Food Risotto, cheese-based political platforms, the necessity of suffering and Bertie Bassett Must Die. #MasterChefUK

did anyone else clock that they just showed the same bread for Lesley and Nataliia's signature challenge? #BakeOff #gbbo

Apollo and Daphne, artist unknown, 1630-60

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the perfectly orchestrated blocking to obscure Thomas Skinner doing his body roll 😍 #scd #strictly

lol at Lewis Cope being a reserve and then immediately being made the main character of the opening dance #scd #strictly

1000 years of jail for whoever did this #scd #strictly

Oh, he has *NEVER* seen the show and I cannot wait for him to be hit with it all like a Looney Tunes character taking a pie to the face <3 #scd #strictly

"I want to have a night of ballroom dancing with my wife" *signs up for ballroom dancing with another woman* #scd #strictly

this is Smash Hits Sexiest Couple. Criminally good looking people. #scd #strictly

Balvinder dressing up to meet her Strictly partner like she's there to repair the boiler <3 #scd #strictly

immediate understanding of why she was walking down the stairs like a praying mantis with a wooden leg

every time one of the england women's team describes themself as "an ex-Lioness" I can't help but picture them like one of those lion skin rugs #scd #strictly