Des O'Connor was pretty hot tbf

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

producer: what’s the new christmas song about? guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop? producer: what the fuck

"we saw you from across the room and dig your vibe..." Ass-picture.

Hell of a face you've got on there Nandor

Ordered more food than was reasonable but brought the leftovers home so we can more delicious Indian food later on. But first, Fiddler On The Roof 🫡

Right, pub then Indian restaurant 😎👌

White Christmas absolutely fucking bangs

”holier-than-thou”

❤️😭❤️

WHAT A TREAT

Ey up. If you fancy listening to some great Christmas tunes (and Scooter), I did a very festive version of my show earlier this week that you can bang on when you’re having your dinner x www.mixcloud.com/chuntfm/marl...

Christmas greetings. All our animals had extra treats this morning, thank you 😘thank you being part of our farmily. I wish you good health, happiness and love you more ❤️

MERRY CHRISTMAS LADS

I hope whatever you do tomorrow you're happy, full of love & light, thinking of what you can achieve next year, die hard is okay at most and you should grow up, following your dreams and wishes, manifesting the best version of yourself on your own criteria and ready to let go of what isn't for you x

CARAVAN OF LOVE YASSSSSSSSS

CHEEK TO CHEEK #TOTP

Pet Shop Boys in 1986 were better than you've been at any point in your entire miserable life x

It's very close to Christmas day, has everyone told Brendan Fraser they love him yet? Make sure you do. Still time.

TOP OF THE POPS 1986 HEYOOOO

Gary Barlow's son back in the news...

Carols at Kings? Fucking get on it

I have had some rum and cokes. If I was an aunt at a family do right now I'd be whispering to the kids things they should do to piss off their parents. Such as arson and whatnot.

Laxpudding for dinner tonight lads 🐟

New series of Culinary Class Wars? Perfect to dip into over the festive period.

Unconverted from what the 17th century

In case you're wondering how the booze is going here, W is currently teaching himself how to fat wash bourbon.

Although this is the first year they'll actively be trying to shoot him down.

I wouldn't trust an IT department that didn't hate computers

The really good one: bsky.app/profile/chri...

Planes should wear santas hats on Christmas Eve imo

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday

CHRISTMAS PENS!

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party

Does this mean pens

Greta Thunberg arrested for holding a sign opposing genocide. When peaceful protest is a crime, democracy is in deep trouble. Happening under a Labour Government.

Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.

Want to hear about my worst ever Christmas Day? Sure you do. 20-ish years ago, my then-girlfriend said her brother had invited us to spend Christmas day with him and his girlfriend at said girlfriend's mum's house. Sounds cosy, right? Nope. 1/

I don’t suppose he fancies boxing?

"Shchedryk is not just music, it is a story of resistance. Its composer was murdered, its Paris premiere nearly sabotaged by Russian agents, and today, amid a war that seeks to erase Ukrainian culture, Shchedryk is still played around the world," Mariana Hirniak, a journalist, in this op-ed.

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

I think we're going to have to switch the Enigma machine back on to break this impenetrable code.

Picked up the cheese order lads 🫡 Truffle Gouda Isle of Mull Chedder Peri Lad Welsh blue Sparkenhoe Vintage red Leicester Comte St Antoine Old Smoked Northumberland Delice de Bourgogne

It's mad to think there are wild animals related to this bougie little sod.

So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions

The 60 Minutes piece on the Trump Administration’s torture prison that Bari Weiss doesn’t want you to see has leaked.

Can confirm: Pulled 60 Minutes “Inside CECOT” segment on the El Salvador mega prison housing hundreds of Venezuelan deportees sent by the U.S. is on Global TV’s free app

I think the people who make a technology that makes nudes of children should be put in jail. this should not be in any way controversial