Three Oncologists By Ken Currie

These things should be banned full stop

Freeze pops r so gud

Less than 5 months until we go to Funchal again, can't wait. We've done the posh meals, we've done the island tours and the main tourist stuff. This time will be full on mooch-fest and rando restaurants and bars. Might I have poncha and prego especial every day? fkn PROBBO

On Facebook bunch of apparent Villa fans slagging off Mings. Not having that.

TOUCH NOT MY MANCHEGO AND HAM

I'd like to thank Estrella Damm for creating Damm Lemon

Hm. I should watch Kung Fu Hustle again.

Really it's my own fault for going on Reddit when I should be working.

iron rule of British politics is even if a guy who dresses as a bin becomes prime minister he will have been to Oxbridge

France v Morocco having an entirely Argentinian refereeing unit is it lmao

Surprisingly, my own polling suggests that 2 in 5 Britons are stupid cunts. What a statistical coincidence!

Haven't watched/listened to this in ages, please enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ttG...

its mad how good the ending of terminator 3 was considering most of the film sucked, but then the film sucking got us to the end of terminator 3 to when it was good actually. makes you think. please note i dont care if you disagree

Christ this is so fucking stupid. There are more Muslims in the UK than there are Welsh people.

Huh. I think I just always presumed he could bite through cables.

When you wanted to "wrestle back the agenda" but the agenda is now whether or not you can beat a bin.

On my way, Clacton.

Bloody clocks won

*shaking my wife awake* KRAKEN HAS SUSPENDED WITHDRAWALS OF BONK

That 37 storey building in new york that has beams buckling on the 21st floor is pretty, uh, interesting

I'm full of shit it's seven, sorry Lucas x

The Belgian players doing the Trump dance in the locker room after beating the USA is hilarious! 😂😂😂

If no one runs against him won't he just win anyway? I don't understand why this is a good thing?

history is also specifically listed. I will confess I thought it no longer received strategic funding for teaching but seems I was wrong. how can this government be so committed to ruining the universities

Looks like some.... ARGY BARGY EH? EH?

You people are sick

lmao, ridiculous

Nothing says 'man of the people' quite like a politician calling a by-election at public expense on the issue of whether or not he should have the right to secretly take donations from Thai-based crypto billionaires and a convicted fraudster

He's essentially just conned the media into giving him a free 20 minute party political broadcast.

"She's running for President while wearing an electronic tag" would be fairly spectacular levels of France.

I need to go on holiday again soon I am bored of work

this week is really funny

He’s joining FIFA

Every lifelong football fan I've ever met is like "I think players are supposed to serve their suspension" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states handballs are mandatory."

i'm too sceptical to find this interesting yet

Ah mate

*Farage voice* My corruption is my family

lmao

Does China get many tornados or is that new

god i love you

uuuuuuugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

no more CUM :(

Watching yesterday's Overlap and watching them creasing at Trumps statement is funny

One of my favourite discoveries of the World Cup is this Instagram account which I assume is run by a Brit? No idea. Anyway, I laugh like a tit at every single post, they ought to have ten times the following.

...into the major problem that is potentially terminal now for American soft power even when Trump is gone. Americans have exposed themselves as fundamentally untrustworthy and shameless with it, a previous held stereotype that seems to have not been extreme enough.