Didn't they already do this? I'm confused #skating

It did today OI OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Jöro is bloody brilliant, great news for them.

Drafts are for the weak of mind. Post your OG thoughts cowards. No but seriously drafts are good it's where most of my posts which are actually notes to myself end up.

Here's my thread of bangers that aren't in English from earlier seeing as there's a thing going around ✌️

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

I pulled all my clothes out of both wardrobes, put a bunch in a charity bag, sorted the others for selling, hoovered the spaces out, rehung everything into a dresses wardrobe and skirts/cardigans wardrobe, sorted out side shelves, then I took everything off the dressing table, dusted, reorganised

I'm going to finish this episode of one of my silly TV shows then I am going to clear out One (1) wardrobe. It may lead to another wardrobe being cleared out but the minimum is one. Let's see what you can do adhd tablet.

Imagine going through life only listening to music in your own language. I have Italian/Japanese disco, Spanish punk, Arabic & Mexican dance, Vietnamese 70s pop, Brazilian samba all in my general everyday playlist. Like, you're telling me you wouldn't listen to this daily? youtu.be/uoblz9g13NA?...

Everyone should have something in their life that they love as much as Jon Hamm loves Bad Bunny www.instagram.com/reel/DUhdcGj...

Wait so discovery plus won't have TNT anymore? I'm confused someone make a picture 😭

Bad Bunny has a consulting historian. news.wisc.edu/pop-star-bad...

I think this means I'm funny I'm taking it as that I'm funny. I will ignore the truth.

PEDRO PASCAL GASOLINA VIBES VIOLINS A WEDDING LADY GAGA OMG MARACAS this half time show is great

God level

Also, the best way to annihilate someone is to straightforwardly describe them

Imagine seeing this and immediately thinking ‘This is an attack on me.’

oh my god this is even lower than the funniest low number I was imagining

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Man absolutely rinsed blades of glory

Who's the Super Bowl halftime performer? *wrong answers only*

We're watching the BBC Winter Olympics highlights. W goes "as if they're clapping along to Rachmaninov, that's so offensive" lmao

GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂

We were meant to be going to the cinema to watch Shutter Island as they have a Di Caprio thing on at the moment showing a load of his films and I fucking LOVE Shutter Island, one of my grandads faves as well. Wasn't feeling ace so we're just watching it at home instead 🫡

YEAAAAAAHHHH #curling

Don't let Switzerland win they don't do anything

Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City

great stuff, 10/10 #WinterOlympics

Aw yeah sexy luge training time

Yes, I’m sure that’s what came back in the employee surveys.

New ADHD meds dosage today, wish me luck

Fucking love Rick Astley

On seconds thoughts apocalypses are good

Alright BANGERS #skateyskates #WinterOlympics

Been thinking about which winter Olympics sport I'd die in the quickest and I reckon it's any of the skates ones, I'd have my face off in seconds

Introduce yourself with five songs Intro - Alan Braxe and Fred Falke The Night - Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons Thinking Of You - Sister Sledge Answering Machine - Rupert Holmes Fantasy - Earth, Wind & Fire

"what do you want to do when you grow up" "throw myself down an ice tube but feet first" "I love that for you"

LOOOOOOOOOOJ #WinterOlympics

Acive duty military are being ordered to buy a ticket to Melania and watch it, whether they want to, or not. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mil...

Bloody love speed skating it's mad shit

The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔

Just because good news is worth celebrating: There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection. HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.

In these dark days of February, a little something to look forward to.

Unai Emery has appealed to Liverpool to change the terms of Harvey Elliott's loan, admitting the current situation is "damaging" the 22yo. Emery said #AVFC started talks three months ago but progress stalled, with Liverpool having "the key."@theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...

even if you don't care about sports you gotta admit it's awesome that this guy had to hear to his face how the world feels about him

go off jack white

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

this is so cringe lmao grow up

I hope this happens every day for the rest of his miserable life lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...

Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...