"Form is temporary, boys and girls, but class is permanent" 💜💙

We lost the first five matches, not a single goal. We end the season guaranteed in the champions league and in the Europa League final. And Emery isn't up for manager of the season 🤪

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@dougalmcflurry.bsky.social listening to this thought of you bb x open.spotify.com/track/08QCvY...

holy goddamn shit www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

chips mash roasties potato waffles dauphinoise hasselback

Also if your ringtone isn't remix you will be judged

If you use Teams, and you have the ringing volume up, you are a nause. If you're not at your laptop you can't answer anyway and if you are the alert comes up on the screen you're looking at. There is literally no need for ringer volume. Banishment to the sewers for you.

The internet became better when I discovered Weebl's stuff. The 6 hour long video of Choccy was a highlight and you fucken best believe I had it on for 6 whole hours.

This is your bi-monthly reminder to listen to Yes by McAlmont & Butler with added birthday hats

America is rotting from the inside.

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

this is extremely funny because "too right wing" is the top answer and "too left wing" is the very bottom answer, like the exact thing that every single person said would happen.

Great episode that #taskmaster

So yer Matthew from Dept Q and yer Matthew from Widow's Bay did a TV show together about WINE and I'm finding this out NOW?

funny

Reading this and thinking of the taxi driver in Torquay last weekend enthusiastically telling me he’d watched a video of Nigel Farage speaking up on Question Time to champion the needs of those who earn just £15,000 a year. He’d later discovered it was AI, but “I was impressed anyway”

think i might need to spend some time dicking about with my shark vacuum on Saturday, doesn't seem to suck as hard as it used to LEAVE IT

Objectively hilarious

Double fisting some jazz this weekend

Angela Rayner was dragged through every front page for weeks... HMRC's verdict: NOT deliberate. NOT even careless. Farage pockets £5 million and chooses not to declare it So where's the wall-to-wall coverage? Tell me this isn't a rigged game.

Embarrassing that this is even in question tbh, people acting like they've been straddling relegation all season.

remember the superted shaped vitamin tablets? they were fucking mint

the Streeting offer seems to be: I'm equally as uncharismatic as Starmer but instead of his impressive legal career I've been a politics weirdo since university

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING WEATHER, I NEED TO TOP UP MY TAN

When it could've been an email

Me for the first 17 minutes of payday

Wes Streeting supports the Cass Report and Palantir's UK govt contracts. Either he lacks the critical thinking skills to evaluate the evidence/arguments against them, or he ignores these things for ideological or other reasons. Either one makes him unfit to be PM in my view. (Not going to debate it)

excuse me EMR, what do you mean 'sit in any unreserved seat', how about you give me fucking reserved seats

Time for 'Post Holiday Information Archiving and Spreadsheet Tidying'

@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com had the egg sticky rice, banged

The entire Southampton fan base looks like Chesney Hawkes and his band.

PLAYOFFS AGG

I hope boro wins for Bob

The week away was so needed and was great and relaxing and fun but having Nandor sleeping against my leg under the blanket brings me more joy than I can handle.

Okay, ten minutes into Widow's Bay. Obsessed.

It's a rerun of the 2008 financial crisis Bankers argued their duty was to maximise gains for their own organisations, without regard for consequences No one took responsibility for survival & stability of whole system Same with universities in 2026 www.timeshighereducation.com/news/no-plan...

El Chupacabra has been seen entering Downing Street

Fun fact: the magical child safety solution which Jess Philips cited in her resignation letter is a vendor-specific offering, which benefited from an intense PR and lobbying campaign, and was previously praised by ... Prince Andrew. I always keep the receipts. heatherburns.tech/2026/02/20/t...