Watching the new Frankenstein film on the Netflixes. It’s a wee bit ‘Meat Loaf - I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)’ in it’s production

He is just so relentlessly fucking weird

Isn’t it weird how ‘d’ and ‘D’ face opposite ways despite being the same letter?

BBC Four repeating the #Arena about the Chelsea Hotel is as good an excuse as any to roll out the amazing fact that the last guest to leave the Chelsea Hotel was Reg Hollis from The Bill archive.nytimes.com/cityroom.blo...

This is a piece of piss, but very good. I doubled the garlic and ginger, obviously 😍 www.harighotra.co.uk/lemon-chicke...

91 quid up yesterday, 171 quid down today. Car wouldn’t start - new battery fml

Some posts behave weirdly on here. You post, it gets likes from the people you expect, then dies. Then, there’s a weird afterlife sometimes, where it picks up a trickle of likes over several days from people who don’t follow you

Alright betting fans. Do I cash out my acca for 77 quid or hold my nerve for a dizzying 91 quid?

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif

Time to wheel out one of twitters greatest moments

21 yr old has come home very pissed and clutching a kebab. In fact, too pissed to eat said kebab and has retreated to bed = free kebab for dad 👍

Terminator 2 on ITV4. Holds up fantastically well to say it’s 34 (🤮) years old

Blatt's child is 27 now #totp

The thoughts I had about her on the left at age 18 #totp

I’m a right miserable cunt on Halloween. Knock all you want, you little reprobates

Slow puncture. Do I: A) Get it fixed today but cause my self huge hassle on a day I don’t need it or B) Top the tyre up and limp through to Saturday

Fucking lol. www.gbnews.com/sport/cricke...

This was very good (with a couple of alterations). With rosemary roast spuds and roast carrots 😍 www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes...

Danny Tommo, the fascist organiser, instigator of last year's riots beginning in Southport, and good friend of Tommy Robinson got a warm welcome from local antifascists in Southampton today.

I accidentally made an emoji of Supertanskiii, of all fucking people, months ago and can’t delete it. Send help

Lemongrass chicken banh mi, on homemade baguette, with homemade sriracha and lime mayo (the mayo, not the sriracha), pickled carrot, radish, coriander and mint for tea chaps 😍

I’m inexplicably tickled by the guy middle right in this advert for a Coldplay tribute band band 😂

Oh, it’s the yearly let’s make the miserable bit of the year worse by having even less daylight time again, is it

Halloween party for the 8 yr old. Before and after pics 😂

So, unhappy 105th anniversary, Alexander, King of Greece, dead at just 27 on this day in 1920 from a macaque bite that went septic, leading – one way and another – to a *lot* of other deaths, the birth of modern Turkey, and Prince Philip marrying Queen Elizabeth II... 🧵

Fish and chips twice in 3 days

Chippy tea folks

She’s put diesel in it (it’s petrol) ffs. Is it her arranging for the tank to be flushed, like the young adult she now is? Is it fuck

I would've sworn this was AI if I hadn't seen the news this week

I am living for the sumo wrestlers having fun playing tourists while preparing for the sumo tournament in London

I love this www.theguardian.com/environment/...

How do you become ‘verified’? Asking for a friend…

Just had the greasiest, most disgusting, sosij, bacon and mushroom butty. It was fucking sublime

Mega lolz www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...

Didn’t go up a mountain due to too much alcohol last night related reasons. Went for a less taxing walk instead and saw this beauty 😍

Going up a mountain tomorrow. I’m not built for that, so send thoughts and prayers. Or cash.

this high quality gag came from someone who is also here but as he hasn’t posted it himself I assume he doesn’t want to be tagged to share in the glory

Oswaldtwistle. It’s pronounced ‘Oz-ul-twis-ul’…or just ‘Ozzy’ if you’re local. Not that Oswaldtwistle receives tourists, mind

…or, at least just have one app for all car parks. Cos I’ve got about 8 of the fucking things

Subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz349bs

#OtD 8 Oct 1978 the fascist National Front's Sunday League football team, the Lillywhites, were turned over (literally) as the Luton box van they were using as a changing room was attacked and rolled over by members of the anti-fascist Manchester Squad stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1085...

I love people who name their houses. Particularly the less grand ones. There’s an absolutely fine, but average, terraced house near me called ‘Trev-Ali’. I imagine Trevor and Alison to be lovely people!

One of the conspirators who helped Gavrilo Princip shoot Archduke Franz Ferdinand survived to see the breakup of Yugoslavia. He could conceivably have watched the Neighbours episode where Scott and Charlene got married

In crushingly mundane news, I’ve bought a phone case and some multivitamins 🤘

She remains so very very dead

19 yr old bought her first car yesterday = huge parental anxiety every time she heads out for a drive 😬