*signs petition*

Ok actually yes

Just remembered walking into La record shop the other day and the bloke going “just got a new delivery in. You seem like you’d like this” and hands me a depth mode album I mean really Really am I that much of a cliche Really

They should make a Pokémon that's not just a rock but also a lobster

Is? Is erm… there anything else to focus on except beards, leather and gays? Generally I mean

Oh that’s good

Wonder if it sees reflections on the water

Oh do your own bloody jokes

LXDS new sport just dropped Big lads running into each other That’s it That’s the sport m.youtube.com/shorts/CcolN...

Good lord I think that’s called everybody out

Dug my old cycling cape out. Is that mold? I’m assuming it is and I’ll bin it but just to verify if anybody has had similar

A BETTER BRITAIN

Dear readers my deranged hack for skin creping *yes it smells but not badly *seal it down with lanolin/vaseline

Kid rock’s complete inability to catch his breath at points is amazing

Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Allo Allo

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say I prefer this arrangement to the original The heavy bass guitar in the mix works m.youtube.com/watch?v=u3JF...

I prefer the paramore version

Oh well fuck (Although at uni we used to go call the relationship map the incestograph9000)

At the “my MCAS skin is sor itchy the only thing I can use on it is coconut oil without having more allergies stage”

The relief of mafaking

@nikkijay.games they’re doing a one off Barbie branded but articulated RR figure

Neil Young Neil Old

Donald Pleasance Donald Unpleansance

What a fucking album

Well I don't think that's fine 🤬

They have

That pub is the Eaton cottage in norwich

Paul Heaton looks like an ancillary character from Last of the Summer Wine. #totp

Beautiful south Naughty North #totp

Did someone say beveragino?

OI BRYAN THAT IS MY SIGNATURE LOOK

“I checked and I can t find Pat Roach anywhere in this house”

One of the worst part of when I’m having a MCAS flare is the fucking acne

But enough about the government

LEXX

The UK Parliament needs to move to a more central location. I think Eileen Bilton could help.

Why does uber no longer auto pick up your location

“And to my friend, I bequeath my jazzmags and collection of big dick movies, in the hope he finds the same solace and joy they unlocked within me”

A BETTER BRITAIN

I’ve never consciously heard this before but this is where call on me by Eric Prydz is sampled from This is great m.youtube.com/watch?v=cbKN...

Why does he look like he’s been drawn by Rob Liefeld?

He looks like the notepad next to the landline.

This months DWM letter page and not a single mention of Russell Tovey Fucke A Fysh Tsk tsk tsk