Oh fuck off why am I having histamine flushing. Knob off my immune system frankly

Mmmm

Fuck me I want to go to the pub and get rat arsed

God I miss it

Doing an online gig in a couple of weeks where @lesliegold.bsky.social and I will fight for the right to our haircut www.jokepit.com/online-comed...

Oh look it’s bsky posters

this is what nights out feel like when you don’t drink

This has massive @deathofbuckley.bsky.social energy

God this conversation went places

HOW DARE YOU DANGLE THIS IN FRONT OF ME at that price www.phixclothing.com/products/red...

would that be the definition of Mal-wear?

Mmmm i can’t say I’m not tempted

Sheryl Lee in "TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME"

Have they croched Dresden?

It’s true yesterday was insane form 5am onwards

What happens when @danmckee.bsky.social and I are still taking at midnight

A drag queen called Girda Loins

Going to hang that on my door for the overworked delivery driver

MORBIUS: How far, Sailor? How long have you lived?

Oh yes

It’s time for a cantor

Now it’s the Nolan’s. Are they trying to attract me like a giant moth

Walk into a charity shop and they’re playing wanted by the dooleys THATS THE STUFF

Austistic people after somebody mentions their hyperfocus

I’m now merchandising my bum

Good morning

Here’s a gif of Ken Campbell stuffing a rancid prawn into Jim Davidson’s face.

Ladies and gentlemen finally some proper journalism www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...

I wouldn't recommend doing that

And now a late entry by Italy into the pool of 70 showbiz grot m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbsp...

He’s back

"My heart goes OUCH to you" #absolutebatman

Guy Fawkes' signature before & after he had a look at the gallifreybase forums

This is spectacular

New sign outside the Oval Office..

I don’t approve of nail bombs going off, but.

That is a proper headline

As I often say on one of my quirkier bits of personal history I was in New York on 9/11. Had been due to fly home that afternoon. Then i didn’t so had a holiday fling with a 6’2 woman from hull

God imagine if there’d been posters on there firing up Twitter

It’s just filth by this point lads

Rubbish they should clearly be named the Soggy Poofs