All the modern televisual hits

I’ve been duplicated by an amorphous extraterrestrial entity So here’s the Thing

Gerviase would probably have worked quite well as a sort of anti Forsyth figure. A game show host whose thing is he isn’t very nice to his contestants. The lack of game shows now means we have this rubbish instead

This is interesting. A max miller album with Keith skipper’s name on it. Keith skipper is a sort of Norfolk Jack Hargreaves and who Alan partridge would be if any of the creators had been local. Was it his?

Is this a trap

@hexadecibelle.fyi look who’s in this

Time to give @chinnyvision.bsky.social the vapours

One bonus of new job is canteen has free coco-pops

Oh interview with the NHS (again) for another job I applied for

Oh boo didn’t get past the sift for. The school sports administrator job I really wanted

Aussie ghosts should have featured a “it’s clearly Mrs mangel but not “

If they’ve not got the Blake’s 7 sofa I’m not interested

Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?

Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?

A dating app for cockneys in trilbies called Mindr

Oh that’s a new bit of neighbours trivia

While delivering to a rather large house in the Norfolk wilds last week they had a mezuzah on the door I have never seen one of those in Norfolk (I concede we were responsible for the blood libel so it’s not a welcome location)

“There’s a ghost in my house”

It’s so hot yesterday I saw a road man without a puffer jacket

Don't forget: heatwaves are a great time to sit quietly in a darkened room and vividly relive all the viscerally embarrassing moments from your life.

Finally everybody it’s time

Visited a property on deliveries yesterday for “major UK retailer” All windows closed Had clearly been smoking in there since 1952 Made me quite unwell

Of fuck off algorthim how dare you perceive me

“For the last time we don’t stock an ITV region branded clothing”

In the latest sheringham bus shelter update the campaign is seemingly being run by somebody I was at school with

Looking forward to him raising his standard over 10 Downing Street.

how dare he do my line

They should cover it over with an enormous €2bn metal sarcophagus like they did with Chernobyl and then we'll all just forget about it after a while.

Josh Widdecombe talking about crossroads GET OUT OF MY WHEELHOUSE WIDDECOMBE

you wouldn't wet a bulb

Intersting this because under Rees mogg it would but only becuase he wanted to do away with trading standards

Blobby blobby blobby

At this rate but 2028 former British prime ministers will outnumber former members of the Fall

Today in being a TA In a SENS school which is poorly designed to retain heat

Keir Starmer resigns, as Andy Burnham confirms he will run to replace him as Labour leader and PM.

In other news in about 3 days using azalaic acid seems to have cleared up a lot of my skin redness

After watching this on a bbc2 showing pre google it took me YEARS to track down the name

This is SPECTACULAR

What was whatever next

I like big butts

we are moments away

Oh you like my boots do you If you want to know more why don’t you just slip into my DMs No you shush

Pornhub has gone really niche these days

Have you considered anti nowhere league so what

This reads like the beginning of a children’s foundation film