I love that - as an asexual - I've probably had more sex in the past three years than any of these guys

a pack of fags in britain is a packet of cigarettes. but a pack of fags in the US is what they call your followers list #ownage

CHRIST LADS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU stop trying to game it and just oh o don’t know TALK TO WOMEN They are lovely and have nice hair

A BETTER AMERICA

Au contraire m.youtube.com/watch?v=2jOV...

It’s Covid You’ve got Covid For gods sake people

Off topic slightly but Ronnie Barker would have made a cracking Wolverine

There it is

Loving the Winter Olympics

The amount of time and effort it has taken me to find socks that are actually cotton now (Sainsbury’s walking socks 90% cotton.)

*signs petition*

Ok actually yes

Just remembered walking into La record shop the other day and the bloke going “just got a new delivery in. You seem like you’d like this” and hands me a depth mode album I mean really Really am I that much of a cliche Really

They should make a Pokémon that's not just a rock but also a lobster

Is? Is erm… there anything else to focus on except beards, leather and gays? Generally I mean

Oh that’s good

Wonder if it sees reflections on the water

Oh do your own bloody jokes

LXDS new sport just dropped Big lads running into each other That’s it That’s the sport m.youtube.com/shorts/CcolN...

Good lord I think that’s called everybody out

Dug my old cycling cape out. Is that mold? I’m assuming it is and I’ll bin it but just to verify if anybody has had similar

A BETTER BRITAIN

Dear readers my deranged hack for skin creping *yes it smells but not badly *seal it down with lanolin/vaseline

Kid rock’s complete inability to catch his breath at points is amazing

Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Allo Allo

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say I prefer this arrangement to the original The heavy bass guitar in the mix works m.youtube.com/watch?v=u3JF...

I prefer the paramore version

Oh well fuck (Although at uni we used to go call the relationship map the incestograph9000)

At the “my MCAS skin is sor itchy the only thing I can use on it is coconut oil without having more allergies stage”

The relief of mafaking

@nikkijay.games they’re doing a one off Barbie branded but articulated RR figure

Neil Young Neil Old

Donald Pleasance Donald Unpleansance

What a fucking album

Well I don't think that's fine 🤬

They have

That pub is the Eaton cottage in norwich

Paul Heaton looks like an ancillary character from Last of the Summer Wine. #totp

Beautiful south Naughty North #totp

Did someone say beveragino?

OI BRYAN THAT IS MY SIGNATURE LOOK

“I checked and I can t find Pat Roach anywhere in this house”

One of the worst part of when I’m having a MCAS flare is the fucking acne

But enough about the government