🎶…rat-atat-atat🎶 #totp

DO THE RA TA TA TA TA ONE! #totp

Earth, Wind and fire. Transuranic elements may not be used where there is life. #TOTP

Slutty knitwear #totp

Chinos brett? Really Chinos? She might be in fashion You’re not #totp

That’s it’s Whitney Give us nothing #totp

Bubbins

Gays of a certain age assemble #totp

That it’s everybody Give us nothing #totp

The audience clapping in time there Not with the song obviously #totp

Up the arse boys #totp

Jo from s club 7 there #totp

Gail #totp

Oh now that’s the stuff

I see a comedian who was recently dumped is now claiming he’s a lone wolf Dear me

Well full blood work back Apparently I have no free testosterone which explains ALL the symptoms HRT here we come

It’s bins again

Hang on, she says she teaches children who identify as cats, and now holograms? Has anyone checked that she hasn't just been watching Red Dwarf and thought it was real?

My dating profile

People oftjen ask me why I like Bsky and this sort of deep cultural mashup just doesn’t happen anywhere else

Absolute glup shitto behaviour

“Have you considered the rejuvenating properties of a mudpack?”

In a pub in Edinburgh 15years ago somebody sat on the sofa opposite me I looked up. It was Julian glover I was utterly starstruck

Best #Crossroads post-credits scene ever!

HONK THE TITTIES

Cat

It’s really fascinating watching the trump administration falter around Iran simply not giving in. They so used to the domestic opposition just rolling over they can’t figure out why they’re not being applauded

Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this whenever they see a map of The Strait Of Hormuz on the news?

Just out too much mustard on my sandwich and my heads exploded

Oh that’s worth rather more than I expected

Oh also a LOT of nitric oxide stuff like beetroot extract and vitc/d but you need like 50,000iu a day not the 500iu they sell in shops

As a couple have asked how I cured my fatty liver. It’s this Half a cup of the resistant starch a day. The efficacy I found in a research paper And two - four tablespoons of PH a day Plus at dinner it goes Greens Then the protein Then the carbs A ballache but one that’s pulled off a miracle

My birthday treat to myself

Ahh yes he scene of the “cocaine at the funeral” incident

On that patch of grass I once saw two men in donkey jackets warming themselves by a fire in an old oil drum Like in the movies Kept expecting a tramp to see something odd double take and roll his whisky bottle away

Best 25th birthday present I ever could have had

Who are these people?

Weird to think that Liza Minnelli and Dusty Springfield were respectively only 43 and 50 when they made their comeback records with the Pet Shop Boys. At the time they felt like ancient ghosts of showbiz past. The equivalents now (in age if not in stature) would be Cheryl Tweedy and Emma Bunton.

Really fancy a full fry up for my birthday breakfast at a greasy spoon but this “unable to eat pork” thing has really burnt that idea out

Just had to double check that wasn’t me

Evil me has a podcast

Interview with Kraftwerk from 40 years ago, talking about "The Comfort Of Divisions"

Might I also suggest robert rankin simply for the FART will flush out Dr Bumpoo gag and its incredible book long set-up

@agirlcalledlina.bsky.social happy birthday twin

Happy birthday to me

Does anybody know any @tfnation sellers who might want some additional stock I’ve got basically half the unicorn trilogy to get rid of plus some other bits and bobs (the ark)

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

My sultans. pinged