He's a German Sports PA. He edits Match Of The Day..... youtu.be/XvVMAguoqoo?...

Grab 'em quick. Someone is uploading Musikladen again and these always get slapped down. It's a German late night monthly TOTP with all of the stars and, well, Germans. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZj_...

Used the Makita strimmer in anger: Old Black and Decker NiCad strimmer: Here weed, let me tickle you a bit.... I'm stuck/tangled. I'm out of battery and it will take 12 hours to charge me. Makita: KILL KILL KILL NOTHING CAN STOP ME! NOTHING AT ALL!

NEW VIDEO: It's Ramparts, a game I stumbled across when looking for a CPC version of Rampart. Came out the same month as Rampage which it rips off. I wonder if US Gold thought they'd get the licence and Activision got it instead. youtu.be/HiYn1GZOvVQ

Just opened an Easter Egg to get an an Aero out and they now taste of...... the inside of plastic containers that you can't get rid of the taste out of and nothing.

I don't usually post news content but the interview is up there with that one Channel TV did with the local man who may as well have been speaking moon language. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Later today. Yes a flying pig!

She promptly escaped to the Los Angeles underground where she survives as a soldier of fortune…

Adam has shagged 3 of the woman in this shot and been engaged to the two he has his arms around. I also imagine he owns The Bitch and The Stud on VHS so basically he's seen them all nude.

Half the weekend gone. Goodnight.

We don't have any good spoof accounts on here. So I'm going to throw a few ideas out there for you lot to run with: Caesar the Geezer Rodney Bewes King Sir Prince Charles OBE Red Rum The Real IRA Donny MacLeod Any of those would be GOLD in the right hands.

Probably best not to keep mentioning your competitor in an advert when their drive controllers actually work. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBV6...

Maywood will not be performing at #Freedom250

Mental image of Bernie going 'EEEEEEEEE' while Diana records him on 8mm through a 2 way mirror. What the dog was up to I have no idea.

Speaking of which, just saw this youtu.be/3loVaRY6oBc?...

Crossroads and we've had 3 months of a terminally ill Arthur Brownlow. But it's all been a terrible misunderstanding ho ho ho. Also Noele Gordon has decided she needs a long holiday so Meg is off on a world tour to buy hats or something.

"Nobody says how good the plastic AI upscaling I have used to turn 240p files I download from torrents into HD. As a result I will be sharing my content via other means that will pay me better you ungrateful bastards"

Robbie Coltrane channeling Roy Kinnear in Keep It In The Family - youtu.be/bFaw52M3ZDM?...

I am starting to understand why a lot of old blokes I know have garages full of this stuff. The drill would happily rip my arm off. The old B&D just made sad burning smells.

New strimmer. After 20 years of a Black and Decker that still uses NICADS, I've gone all in. I may have gone "Waaaaaarrrrggghhh" as I just shoved it in to a load of grass and pressed the go control before it hit me with high speed debris. The B&D one didn't need protective gear as it was shit.

Avon hooking up with her from Duty Free wouldn't have been a bad choice for Series E.

Your angry archive TV man has uploaded THAT episode of Cluedo with Paul Darrow. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur6t...

Charity shop special in Ryde for ya, @chinnyvision.bsky.social - fiver! #Crossroads

New reaction GIF just landed.

Goodnight

Well I played alot of Rampart then had to firmware update the Chinnyvision SSD as it was writing at 2 meg. Thanks Samsung/Apple.

My eyes!

Giant Darth Vader SMASH!

NB: My GX4000 is Spanish

Chipsteaks are unique and delicious and have tremendous protein value.

Never have two up you.

Might actually be playing a game for review!

I see there is a new video from Mr @franticplanet.bsky.social . I hope he's got the episode where they do stunt driving in a Jag MK 2 on Southsea common, and smash up a car now worth 30 grand which then catches for with someone inside. Because the 70's. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtcY...

As you will all be aware, this changes daily, hourly, by the minute.

It's the April 1985 edition of Nederland Muziekland. Mai Tai are the chart topping guests on the show with TWO performances. But who do you get to open such a cavalcade of popular music? Only the man with the biggest balls in Dutch pop music. Nico Haak! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfye...

@ricardoautobahn.co.uk Here you go. He's the opener. Because of course he is.

I can't find the clip of Nico performing this on telly, so you'll just have to imagine because this is an absolute stone cold synthpop banger. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuPa...

'Choreographers are the new DJs'

All 3 kittens. Hitler 2, Fluffykins and Mr Spoffles. Mrs Chinny has given them other names. As will Cats Protection when they come to kidnap them.

Nico Haak has died. The Netherlands goes into mourning. Weeping crowds of thousands have to be hosed down as his mates perform some of his songs - youtu.be/YxqF4moV414?...

Battlefield (alternate edit) - 1989.

I'm not sure it remained static.

Rod Hull Replays: Creatures - Thalamus - 1990 - Commodore 64 - Peak C64'ing! #FACT 👹👌💯🕹️🥵 #Skillage?? www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wDm... #retrogaming #retrocomputing #commodore64 #Commodore #C64 #8bitcomputer #8bit

Somewhere grim in a third tier ITV region with a load of kids from the estate you were told to keep away from.