Explains the ceasefire. Remember when her with the cleavage and the chewing gum tried to stitch him up?

Giant Benny head is now 45 quid. That's a price rise of 9 quid. You could have had a bargain!

Your final call to donate if you want to www.justgiving.com/page/mw-wind...

There's only one pop music based movie you ever need to see.

A Youtube advert has just promoted a movie about drug addled nonce Micheal Jackson to me that has been produced by the same people who did Bohemian Rhapsody.

This is my Generic Netflix Fantasy Series Set In An Iceworld 6! A televisual feast!

2 things I miss from the hell site. 1 - Alan Sugar and the absolute throbbers who tweet stuff at him like "I had an Amstrad 488 and it took 2 years to load and set fire to my cat" 2 - Posts from Robin Askwith which included the latest Richard O'Sullivan news and photos.

How virile was Richard O'Sullivan in his late 70's? She's up the duff as soon as she entered the room and he hasn't even made eye contact yet. God level!

Oy! Craig Daaaaaaavid is Southamptons own. Him and Robin Tripp.

Oh my, this lad makes Pat Sharp look like a rank amateur. youtu.be/Q7bv0oPceG4?...

I see Yo Ma is on a cigarette xard

One of the Kershaws is dead. Don't get my hopes up.

YouTube is now going to let you remove shorts from your feed. Which is great news for the DJ, not so great news for Ben.

The site has performance so bad today it's like trying to dial in to Demon Internet in 1996 only to find the gateway is overloaded again.

Zombie Ken Bates? Sponsorship from New Commodore? More Mellor sex antics in a full kit?

I'll go to the local independent Autofactors to get myself a new Evap Purge Valve I thought. I drove down there. Hello I'd like a N80 Purge Valve for a Chinnymobile please. Preferably the Bosch one. [blank look] I don't know what that is. [epic waiting] I can't find it on the system. [cont]

I might have amended the one I had pop-up

Have you thought about using a search engine, not looking like a knob and putting your display into 4:3 you absolute thumbs up for Len throbber.

That's good. @mrpsb.uk has uploaded the Train Sim session he did IN SECRET and I have a really boring task to do. So I can kill two birds with one stone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fuj9...

Tried that Youtube AI thing where you can ask questions about a video. It's not very good.

Don't tug Ronnie's hair too hard, the front bit might come off. I also have questions about what the ATV sound effects department think a normal heart rate sounds like.

LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMMEDIATE CROWDFUNDING REQUIRED FOR @mrpsb.uk TO DRIVE US ALL TO OUR DEATHS

Sorry, but I broke the rules and you know what has to happen.

This is the crossover we wanted. Grotbags out to get that duck. Presumably aided by Cuddles.

BBC to cut 1 in 10 staff. I *GUARENTEE* every single job cut will be from people at the sharp end, and nobody will be cut from what my colleague used to call 'seat polishers on the 6th floor'.

It's not just the British that decide it's a good idea to make TV on the North Sea in the depths of winter. Here's a cold and very unglamorous Nederland Muziekland. The line up is pretty shit as well. youtu.be/J4s01vNtEl4?...

They left me with the dirge that is Absolute Radio again. I have reprogrammed it.

Anyone fancy a go on the cursed stuffed animal paw? I've used my three wishes and I'm getting 2 GX4000's and I've sent a nude Pat Coombes to @chinnyhonk.bsky.social's house.

Football: bobbins. Still, I see on Prime that the latest Avatar film is now available to buy.

Saw this mobile brothel in Worthing.

NO SPIT! THE FILTHY ANIMAL!

I fully authorise and approve that in the event of my death you can do an AI of me in heaven with Alan Sugar, Maywood and Bob Carolgees on a Pacer train driven by @mrpsb.uk .

I imagine at least 5 of you have exploded in excitement at the mere thought of an Arthur Bostrom and Linda Lusardi play called "When Did You Last See Your Trousers". Also, OLIVE! Surely Arthur got the gig because Bob Grant was double booked?

Just had an email from someone I spoke to recently which is worded in such a way I think an AI may have gone over it so it is in written in a way nobody would ever write an email. Including a summery paragraph. Baffling. I replied like a normal person.

I'd prefer pork

I'd prefer pork

Why is Worthing full of learner drivers? I've seen 8 in 5 minutes!

Tuesday

Goodnight

A sitcom written by Jimmy Perry starring Matthew Kelly? That sounds goo....... oh jesus christ no. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckLZ...

The bit at 46 seconds where Nico manages to speak and play the saxophone at the same time.

36 quid to own a 46 inch Benny head. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

As this is in Oz, why not have something a bit closer to home and cheaper. Giant Benny Head is now just 36 quid or Best Offer. www.ebay.co.uk/itm/37524152...

2 cans of Special Brew on the way to Pebble Mill, 2 cans on the way home.

He breaks in during a power cut and plays Doctor In Distress?