I see your Dad's new book is out

Got a camp TV presenter in the room who is quite cross. It's like being back in BBC local radio with the drivetime presenter bitching he can't get access to a studio to put together his Tesco Value Kenny Everett self sung jingles.

I see the Linkedin Dubai twats are leveraging current events for likes

Good afternoon

In today’s episode of “hello, I’m a dickhead” x

One of ABBA’s greatest legacies as a 1970s act is that they had a hit with a song about NOT being a paedophile

Goodnight

No wonder Get Fresh was so shit and 'right on'.

New video: Ullo tosh, gotta Visicom? youtu.be/ZgjJChWLIDQ #RetroGaming

Extra hidden content that is usually on Kofi (free for all) but here are the direct links anyway: youtu.be/0KNC5_Ay0ys

I still remember the SFX article in the April issue a year or so after Crime Traveller sank without a trace. One page, a headline saying "Isn't it time we gave Crime Traveller another chance?" Turn the page and you are greeted with page-filling NO.

This absolute shit still makes me angry.

Task Force 3 are here today to say we are safe and well despite the efforts of Big Daddy.

Iirc these were yet another Strand tape which came under the category of decent midrange tapes.

Blimey, Shaun Ryder has let himself go…

It looks like he spent the family rations for the week on that meal and is eating it under the table as the Luftwaffe fly overhead.

Absolutely beside myself at this

Knock yourself out. #EveryoneKnowsHesALoon #OmaPalomaNoncer #JKsMealsForOne - www.kingofhits.co.uk/component/op...

No, he's still uploading photos to his website of every sad meal for reasons best known to himself. www.kingofhits.co.uk/component/op...

If you are a convicted nonce, as terms of your release you are required to take any pictures of food using a colour filter that replicates a 1970's cookbook.

I imagine all her meals are like Jonathan King's.

Ladies and Gentleman, it turns out that in 3 years and a month, ChinnyVision 2 earned 58 quid! Granted the only stuff with adverts is the non retro computer stuff. Still, that's the first ad money in 11 years of doing Youtube.

Google have just sent me 58 quid and I have no idea why [narrows eyes] Why are they being nice to me?

Great, I'm now so old Youtube is advertising colostomy bag holders at me.

Happy St David's day, so lets enjoy some singing on Ar Teulu Ffon Roedd: ( I hope Ive got that right)

I was going to point out the Ayatollah had been the last man standing from the Spitting Image game but by a matter of months it's the previous Ayatollah featured.

Travis and Arthur Brownlow, together at last. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRqn...

Kendo's going on a nice drive - www.youtube.com/watch?v=whot...

Sunday

Goodnight

In Middle East News

Battery alert! Looks like B&M are stopping selling Panasonic cells. They appear to be remaindered by the tills at half price. 20 for 3 quid. Stocks already low.

Lads, just resealed the bath and it only looks partially like a psychopath did it.

Christ only knows how much people spend on entering this shit because “it’s a million pound house if we win it’ll be an investment!!!!” or some shit.

Not saying who recorded himself singing Maywood in a nightspot last night to a bemused set of British people.

🎵You’ve blown it all Sky High By selling me a pie🎵

They sound EXACTLY like Smurfs! youtu.be/B5cWuDM36NI?...

Recognise this little known Abba B side covered in Dutch? youtu.be/CKjiAWHekxg?...

Another Nederland Muziekland uploaded and I'm already going WHAT THE FUCK? I'm not messing up my hair. I'll hold it upside down.

Now own a copy of this issue of Films & Filming. I may need to get it framed.

Red hot ladies in your area want to meet @chinnyhonk.bsky.social

I'm drinking red wine and eating cornflake cakes. This is the life.