Charity shop special in Ryde for ya, @chinnyvision.bsky.social - fiver! #Crossroads

Chazza special in Ryde for you, @chinnyvision.bsky.social a fiver! #Crossroads

NEW COLUMN in which I explore comparisons between #Japan and the #IsleOfWight, and conclude with my regular #Pacifist stance having visited #HiroshimaPeaceMemorial. With mentions of #TheNeedles #MountFuji, #DonaldTrump #Ventnor #PresidentTruman. countypress.co.uk/news/26017132.…

Only Fools and Slow Horses #TelevisionMergers

Peaky Minder #TelevisionMergers

Call the Midwife Next Door #TelevisionMergers

Magic Roundabout The House #TelevisionMergers

Got my post-apocalyptic outfit sorted.

If you see this, post a robot.

How I arrived on Bluesky.

Be great to have a joyful programme in mould of Tomorrow's World, but called Today's World, in which we are told of all the great advances and improvements on our daily lives, so that boomers like me won't keep droning on about how much better things were before enshittification.

NEW COLUMN: *Take me home, #IslandRoads* In which I weave tale around a trip to #MayflowerTheatre to see #mentalist #DerrenBrown, with eternal gamble of catching the last #RedFunnel #RedJet, plus added frustration of pesky road closures on the #IsleOfWight. www.countypress.co.uk/news/2587802...

Getting strong Jim'll vibes from this propaganda.

The Germoloid Belt?

Anusolaris?

S'Avalon? #BlakesSeven

"My cat wins a prize every time I show it."

Just saw this comment on the other channel. Thought @findus.bsky.social might like to add it to his repertoire. 👇🏻 "Teeth like a witch doctor's necklace."

Not sure if this chazza find is trash or treasure. What say you, my gang of BlueSky retronauts? A̶n̶i̶m̶a̶l̶ Audible magic?

Another promise unfulfilled. #CarOfTheFuture #BluePeter

I'm in #ThatLondon. They got robots patrolling* the underground. 🤖 🙀 *cleaning

😼 "I don't have a TV." 👨🏻 "Wait, wut? What do you do in the long dark evenings?" 😺 <completes glow-in-the-dark jigsaw puzzle of #Venice> 💡🧩

Enjoying implementing my own policy of isolationism against the US. #BusinessAsUsual

No wonder pubs are going down the shitter. £9.70 for a 1 x cider and 1 x tonic water. 😾

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Adam and the Anus

How I'm walking out of 2025.

When you live by the seaside, you must abide. #BoxingDayTradition

At the stage of "Well, we won't eat/drink all that on Christmas Day*, so we may as well make a start on it now." *And before Christmas Day you've had to replenish stocks.

Hey! I got a Christmas card from Linford Christie! 🍆🏃🏻🤔

NEW COLUMN in today's #IsleOfWight #CountyPress, in which I consider the motivation behind #KeirStarmer's #BritCard proposal. Does nationwide #DigitalID help justify roll-out of vast data centres? Could criminals' cards be endorsed with sentencing restrictions? How would a local #WightCard work?! 📰👌🏻

FARTING IS ACE? 🍑💨👍🏻

NEW COLUMN I weave a yarn in #IsleOfWight County Press between #KeirStarmer's #Devolution agenda, #NominativeDeterminism via encounter with #TysonFury, plus #JeremyCorbyn's attempts to name his new party (my genius offering is #Kindred), also #Susanalbumparty! 📰 www.countypress.co.uk/news/2538632...

WTF is this clock on about?

Goodbye Isle of Wight. You had a good run.

PERFORMANCE! For one night only, I'll be perfoming at this year's #VFringe with bawdy bard #SteveTaverner. There will poems, songs, vulgarity and opinion - and I might even have a toot on my school recorder #NotAEuphemism! - 6.30pm - Friday 18 July 🎟️👇 purchase.vfringe.co.uk/EventAvailab...

NEW COLUMN. *War? Huh. What is it good for? Shareholder dividends.* One for #KeirStarmer #DonaldTrump #Putin and those other pork sword rattlers. Surely humans can do something better with our time on earth. #LestWeForget #ArmedForcesDay. ☮️✊🏻 www.countypress.co.uk/news/2525941...

SPOILER ALERT Just me, or did Jimmy's #GoldieLookingChain-styled warriors at the end of #28YearsLater look like the deranged offspring of #JimmySavile and #KuntAndTheGang?

NEW COLUMN. I'm in today's #IsleOfWight #CountyPress exploring the issue of military spending, to coincide with #ArmedForcesDay. One for #KeirStarmer #DonaldTrump #Putin and those other pork sword rattlers. Surely humans can do something better with our time on earth. #LestWeForget ✊🏻☮️

Sent off my upcoming #IdleofWight #CountyPress column on Sunday to coincide with #ArmedForcesDay. I've written about military spending; a landscape which is changing by the hour (as is the literal landscape of the #MiddleEast). #KeirStarmer #DonaldTrump etc. ☮️✊🏻 #GivePeaceAChance

What's your sign?

Share a purple character

New column: How abstinence makes the plants grow longer. In today's #IsleOfWight #CountyPress I advocate for #Plantlife's #NoMowMay initiative. With mentions of #Veganuary #DryJanuary #NHSuk #Stoptober. Be a grower, not a mower! Do more by doing less! 🌸🦋💮🐌🌹🐛🌺🐜🌻🐝🌼🐞🌷🦂🌿🦟🦗🪳🪲🪰🪱🕷️🍀

Meanwhile, in #Aldi..! <resists urge to Google 'Mimsy Snacker'> 🤷🏻‍♀️🙀😹

How roo-d! 🙀 #CDC

Loving the new #DonaldTrump figurine.

Mental health check-in with a gif.