Getting strong Jim'll vibes from this propaganda.

The Germoloid Belt?

Anusolaris?

S'Avalon? #BlakesSeven

"My cat wins a prize every time I show it."

Just saw this comment on the other channel. Thought @findus.bsky.social might like to add it to his repertoire. 👇🏻 "Teeth like a witch doctor's necklace."

Not sure if this chazza find is trash or treasure. What say you, my gang of BlueSky retronauts? A̶n̶i̶m̶a̶l̶ Audible magic?

Another promise unfulfilled. #CarOfTheFuture #BluePeter

I'm in #ThatLondon. They got robots patrolling* the underground. 🤖 🙀 *cleaning

😼 "I don't have a TV." 👨🏻 "Wait, wut? What do you do in the long dark evenings?" 😺 <completes glow-in-the-dark jigsaw puzzle of #Venice> 💡🧩

Enjoying implementing my own policy of isolationism against the US. #BusinessAsUsual

No wonder pubs are going down the shitter. £9.70 for a 1 x cider and 1 x tonic water. 😾

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Adam and the Anus

How I'm walking out of 2025.

When you live by the seaside, you must abide. #BoxingDayTradition

At the stage of "Well, we won't eat/drink all that on Christmas Day*, so we may as well make a start on it now." *And before Christmas Day you've had to replenish stocks.

Hey! I got a Christmas card from Linford Christie! 🍆🏃🏻🤔

NEW COLUMN in today's #IsleOfWight #CountyPress, in which I consider the motivation behind #KeirStarmer's #BritCard proposal. Does nationwide #DigitalID help justify roll-out of vast data centres? Could criminals' cards be endorsed with sentencing restrictions? How would a local #WightCard work?! 📰👌🏻

FARTING IS ACE? 🍑💨👍🏻

NEW COLUMN I weave a yarn in #IsleOfWight County Press between #KeirStarmer's #Devolution agenda, #NominativeDeterminism via encounter with #TysonFury, plus #JeremyCorbyn's attempts to name his new party (my genius offering is #Kindred), also #Susanalbumparty! 📰 www.countypress.co.uk/news/2538632...

WTF is this clock on about?

Goodbye Isle of Wight. You had a good run.

PERFORMANCE! For one night only, I'll be perfoming at this year's #VFringe with bawdy bard #SteveTaverner. There will poems, songs, vulgarity and opinion - and I might even have a toot on my school recorder #NotAEuphemism! - 6.30pm - Friday 18 July 🎟️👇 purchase.vfringe.co.uk/EventAvailab...

NEW COLUMN. *War? Huh. What is it good for? Shareholder dividends.* One for #KeirStarmer #DonaldTrump #Putin and those other pork sword rattlers. Surely humans can do something better with our time on earth. #LestWeForget #ArmedForcesDay. ☮️✊🏻 www.countypress.co.uk/news/2525941...

SPOILER ALERT Just me, or did Jimmy's #GoldieLookingChain-styled warriors at the end of #28YearsLater look like the deranged offspring of #JimmySavile and #KuntAndTheGang?

NEW COLUMN. I'm in today's #IsleOfWight #CountyPress exploring the issue of military spending, to coincide with #ArmedForcesDay. One for #KeirStarmer #DonaldTrump #Putin and those other pork sword rattlers. Surely humans can do something better with our time on earth. #LestWeForget ✊🏻☮️

Sent off my upcoming #IdleofWight #CountyPress column on Sunday to coincide with #ArmedForcesDay. I've written about military spending; a landscape which is changing by the hour (as is the literal landscape of the #MiddleEast). #KeirStarmer #DonaldTrump etc. ☮️✊🏻 #GivePeaceAChance

What's your sign?

Share a purple character

New column: How abstinence makes the plants grow longer. In today's #IsleOfWight #CountyPress I advocate for #Plantlife's #NoMowMay initiative. With mentions of #Veganuary #DryJanuary #NHSuk #Stoptober. Be a grower, not a mower! Do more by doing less! 🌸🦋💮🐌🌹🐛🌺🐜🌻🐝🌼🐞🌷🦂🌿🦟🦗🪳🪲🪰🪱🕷️🍀

Meanwhile, in #Aldi..! <resists urge to Google 'Mimsy Snacker'> 🤷🏻‍♀️🙀😹

How roo-d! 🙀 #CDC

Loving the new #DonaldTrump figurine.

Mental health check-in with a gif.

Normal for Newport. #IsleOfWight

👵🏻📱"Can I have your email address please?" 😺📱"Sure thing, elderly contact." 👵🏻💌 😼🖱️ <Jacquie Lawson e-card> 🎶🐕❄

It's tree time! 🎄 #AusterityIsBogus

I don't always write about food, biometric surveillance, sustainable transport and flies! Here's my review of the fabulous @Fesshole show at #QuayArts for #IsleOfWight #CountyPress. "Part slideshow, part confessional, all entertainment". 📰🙏🏻 www.countypress.co.uk/news/2477043...

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My face while using the laugh emoji on Teams.

No, YOU'VE just buttoned your cardigan incorrectly, then said to your exasperated reflection, "Who do you think you are? Michael Fucking Foot?"

🤷🏻 No idea what occurred here.

Immortalised. 🐾

Me in my echo chamber.

World's worst superhero. #MalletMan

Gotta be honest, my X timeline is so tightly curated I rarely see references to the usual blowhards. One spin thru #Bluesky's vanilla timeline and I've seen a photos of Hopkins and Farridge, posts about Tate and Trump and blah blah meet the new social media same as the old social media. Amiright? 🤔

🤓"I have a house cat." The Cat. 😾 #HouseCat

Recently discovered @mascotsilence.bsky.social on the other channel. Great to see their (ir)reverence over here.