I've got to be honest with you, I'm not sure that I can be arsed to get dressed for the rapture. It can take me as it finds me. I hope that's not how I'll be dressed for eternity, though

I see he's being silenced again

always loved this photo because man she was not done justice lol

3D depiction of rainfall distribution across Great Britain. England is a very dry place: London gets as much rain as Jerusalem. With climate change, the south will need to prepare for even more acute water shortages.

When you see a hare running through the fields, it really is quite magical, please sign, I love these big hare lads, and we should be protecting them at all costs xxx

I'd hoped to break this news to you myself but it is out there now

Paracetamol is the only analgesic most people can use in pregnancy. It also reduces fever. The unwitting will stop giving it to small children. It alleviates and prevents febrile convulsions. Children will die. They will be suggesting exposing babies on hillsides next.

It's funny where grief hits you from. I just received a nice email from one of my Dad's friends and it has set me off 😢

Attacks on trans people are attacks on bodily autonomy. If you let them do it to Julia, they'll do it to you too. I thought contraception and abortion would take the heat for a while but it looks like women are going to struggle to get basic medications soon. This is direction of travel for UK too.

Wonderful that Arsenal have introduced facilities to ensure no-one misses out on Escape to the Country

Chelsea Dagger by the Fratellis. The permanent earworm of ten thousand roundabout painters.

Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke. Russell Brand New Heavies. Utterly vile.

My statement on the formal recognition of the Palestinian state.

Quote with a gif you can hear

Poached eggs for breakfast today. The best eggs

New graffiti in Norwich. Not quite sure what Ross Kemp did to deserve that.

Thomas Skinner, the “bosh” oaf off Strictly, went to the same fee-paying Essex school as Douglas Adams.

Brothers In Arms

Why are you "both-sides"ing this? The racists were massively outnumbered and clearly shown they weren't welcome. You could be reporting an anti-racist victory. Why start the story interviewing the racists? Their "legitimate concerns" are clearly bogus, why give them credibility?

Good weather for Old Trafford's leaky roof

This game could do with another handful of red cards

How are you? It's Alan (Partridge)

Wonderful launch at @britishlibrary.bsky.social for their new digital archive ‘South Asian Britain: Connecting Histories’ site. A wealth of information, including original sources, oral histories and more, for schools, families, academics and writers. #edusky #academicsky southasianbritain.org

Jazz cunts is back. Please block and report

Glasgow is anti-racist. Let's keep it that way Come in numbers. See you there. @sutrscotland.bsky.social

Proper news! www.bbc.com/news/article...

U21s 0-1 up after 2 minutes. LWB with a scrappy goal after really good build up

What's the best Jelly Baby?

So many people helped me put Hot Shot Tottenham together. Huge thanks to @alasdairgold.bsky.social who read my draft script and his endorsement is on the cover! Learn about Spurs in the 80s in my new book. Ali has his copy. You can buy yours directly from me here - 90sspursbook.square.site

It a shame about us cancelling V. Oh well. Had to happen

I love this song. The top 10 has been back to back bangers so far. Well done selectors

I've just come back from a run and it is warm out there today

This is lovely news

Confession. Fawlty Towers makes me anxious.

What's the best thing that you have bought recently? Not necessarily the most expensive, but something that gives you pleasure (👀 behave yourself).

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned. Thought you'd enjoy this.

Bruno penalty

Superb productivity vacuum

(quote) post a female character you love

😌 Hey @notthatmilo.bsky.social! Your posts have a minor positive spin to them. Your sentiment score is 0.13 (slightly positive). You're spreading some good vibes. Don't be shy about it!

Do your worst @sentimentbot.bsky.social

I love this Vonnegut post so much!