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Huge M1 pot hole discovered.

Our ER

Our Streat Hawk

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Getting pretty sick of national radio stations just focusing on the weather in one city, "Brighton sunny spells", that's great but what about the rest of the country??? Now I've nothing against Brighton but it's... oh Bright AND sunny spells... carry on.

Just listening to the rest of this podcast, and Will Arnett is on to promote a film in which he plays John Bishop... yes.

This is heartbreaking for everyone concerned. BBC News - Sperm from donor with cancer-causing gene was used to conceive almost 200 children - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Your annual reminder that Samuel Eto'o played for Everton. Still think it was mental.

And now we're all Leeds (for the next two hours).

Everton double their lead—and it's a special moment as Thierno Barry grabs his FIRST Premier League goal.

Are the away fans singing THAT song?

BBC: "There's no big club bias" Also BBC:

NOW we've started.

We've scored too soon.

“You wouldn’t know them. They went to a different school”

It was a chance to write stupid jokes, or challenge myself to contrive tiny little worlds that were as funny, confusing, or specific as I could, that people might get a kick out of, or have to read twice in the noisy drear of a miserable commute.

Problematic find in the charity shop...

Just had one of these, and while tasty, for all the mess it made I may as well have eaten a glitter bomb. Filo pasty is not worth the hassle. Don't @ me Greeks.

Christmas do tonight so I've taken the day off to go to the gym and get a haircut. My plan to fatten up the rest of the team with biscuits and doughnuts as 'treats' has worked a... treat. Enjoy your xxl Christmas jumpers you greedy fucks.

Just been to that there London, got stabbed twice, had 17 mobile phones stolen from me then got murdered 179 times.

"Bell them birds again lad"

Last minute spare for tonight £20 south stand. Membership transfer ideally or can meet at gate 13. Please share.

I truly believe that this (the original) is one of the greatest rock songs of all time. This remix is a just a bit of fun. open.spotify.com/track/4bqOCN...

Why didn't they go with Faux Mo?

🚨BOOM! The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 70,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 100,000 this week. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Anyone else have/had that Covid variant that means you've got foul odour stuck in your nostrils?

I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture. They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1

"Donald Trump pushes to make Rush Hour 4" might be the most rationale distraction technique he's employed over the last few weeks.

Drink it in lads.

FYI lads, This only works if you do it in Toast of London’s voice.

Not now archaeologists finally lifting lid on ancient sarcophagus hidden beneath capital city.

Come on ITV. It’s 2025, the term is ‘lesbians’, not ‘Bush Explorers’. Please apologise immediately.

Oh no

We're all scabs today.

This cause is close to someone I follow on here's heart - please sign: www.megaphone.org.uk/petitions/no...

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They're not complaining about the added minutes now

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Oh, and www.ko-fi.com/soozuk coz I worked out that if 2000 of you send me a fiver I can book the surgery and have all the rehab starting, like, next week. Worth a shot imho.

Lad* I work with had just put his Christmas tree up. *40

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florence pew: thread

Oh FFS.

Still available tomorrow daytime, Saturday from 12, Sunday and all next week! Let me do the shitty jobs on that never ending list!

Please feel free to share. Got commitments to meet on Friday and have a lot of spare time outside of a very part time role! Local to Liverpool and Wirral, but can travel in the right circumstances Thanks pals! 💙 #Liverpool #Jobs #Chef #Hamdyman #Wirral #ManualLabor

Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round