I've just made a sensational burger... 2x Sainsbury's Wagu smash burgers 2x slices of TTD salt beef Grated mild cheddar Topped with some southern style gravy TTD Brioche buns with sesame seeds I'll not be moving for a week though.

"OK Google, please send me a metaphor for today's America"

Which player was it worked out which penalty taker would kick the winner so put himself in that position. His teammates bottled it and he didn't even get a chance to take it. I think it was Ronaldo based on his ego.

He thinks he's playing Aussie rules.

John Terry is over the moon as some foreigners will be sent home by England.

John Terry is only there for the Freedom250 celebration.

Heartbreaking for the Congolese keeper.

Should have bought a house mate. BBC News - Man spends £40k house deposit on dad's World Cup dream www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I'm glad I can't hear the Sheffield Wednesday band.

VAR being useless again.

Oops.

Dr Congo, give me the news I've got a bad case of loving the Blues

Is it just me, or does the DR Congo kit look like a massive fanny? #ClitsComingHome

Ben Cullen, a leading figure of the "Raise the Colours" campaign, will stand trial for three separate charges regarding a total of 78 indecent images of children. I have only seen this covered in local newspapers, so far. Grim as it is, it needs wider coverage www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2624087...

Everton, get him signed so we can sing Black Lace.

Is Lord Haw-Haw doing the BBC commentary?

Bake Off: Extra Slice was just taking up to much time.

We really did love #penelopekeith :(

I'm surprised anyone's got the energy in this heat.

What a waste of everyone's time.

After all the theatrics and memeable content, it's easy to lose sight of the face he was a massive piece of shit.

good morning

In this extreme heat, as well as checking animals and the elderly, please be sure to check on former members of the armed forces who might not have been able to tell anyone about how we don't know what heat is as it was hotter in Kandaha.

Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat. Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up.

Put your money on an undeserved 2-0 England win giving the country a misplaced confidence that will lead to heartbreak in the later rounds.

Camera cutting top an absolutely vile piece of shit. And John Terry/Gianni Infantino etc.

Portugal's psychological advantage is because they really on #therapist

Can't believe how far down I needed to scroll down to see this.

A big load of rubbish is on fire in Widnes.

I thought Mike Reid was already dead.

Yes eBay... my next 'Obsession'.

Hydration break

A rare 2 Wordle 1,827 2/6 🟨🟨🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Now the ref needs a hydration break.

"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."

Fixed it.

That Reform UK electoral campaign in Makerfield in pictures:

Well, apart from the last one I don't think any of our December fixtures are in any danger of being moved.

'Don't vote away your rights' via Angel Stroyan

The final line...

The bad guys in Crocodile Dundee 2.

Has Lee Dixon blamed Pickford yet?

Meh

(Ignore the title)

Did Wayne ever play with Landon?

Christ, Rooney looks 20 years younger without that beard.

For UK readers, not that Jonathan Ross, who's only crime seems to be against fashion.