"BUT MUUUUUUUMMMM! Only we're allowed to score after 90 minutes! ITS NOT FAIR!!!"

Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. She's kicked the Bouquet. BBC News - Keeping Up Appearances star Patricia Routledge dies at 96 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Has anyone other than Richard Osman ever bought one of them Charlie Bigham meals at full price? Had one the other day marked down by 75%, and I can't say I was anything other than whelmed.

Right then Blueskyers, as I enjoyed it so much last year at Goodison I’ve decided to spend a night at HD next month raising money for EitC as part of Sleepout campaign. If you can spare a few bob to support this worthy cause it would be appreciated. Thanks www.justgiving.com/page/stuart-...

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Making a yellow sticker freezer 'chilli'. Cooking bacon, diced venison, minded turkey, beef and lamb. Take that, Morrisey.

Absolute state of the ASDA radio ads, not one of the alleged employees from some of the Merseyside branches referrers to it as "The ASDA".

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Just getting ready to pose for my compulsory UK ID photo

Like crisps? Like olives? Then you'll love Lidl's Sea Salt and Olive crisps.

*Logs off*

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Ocean COLOURING scene for the mods

#Everton vs #Wolves 29th Minute 🙏💙🕯️

“I thought you said he was dead” “No I said he sleeps with the fishes” Good Simpsons gag that

Just booked a weekend break to Rome. Who's got any suggestions as to where's good that a bit off the tourist trail?

For fans of early 90s Saturday morning TV

A message to every Londoner, and anyone who talks our city down.

I thought this was the @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social in his cone hat for a second.

Antifa terrorists

Which one's worse?

Some fans have very kindly brought donations for the foodbank on matchdays and have been unable to locate the van. The foodbank van is INSIDE the dock gates, next to the South Stand, near the Everton Way stones. Please bring a bag with you, if you are able to, on matchdays 💙

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"

Hat tip @clownf1st.bsky.social

Just had a wander around that Flannells store in town. Guess the price?

Anyone got Spotify Lossless yet?

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

"A quest that blends heartfelt storytelling, comedy & music, while staying true to the spirit of the classic series." Quests tend to involve a lot of travelling, and Bagpuss wasn't big on moving, like, ever, so unless he now has a flying cushion, it's going to be fuck all like the original.

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@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social You are a man of hidden talents.

UK PEOPLE: If you start watching Threads at 2.12pm, the bomb will go off at the same time as the Emergency Text alert.

Everton beat Liverpool 4-1 away at Anfield, including a hattrick from new signing, Ornella Vignola. THIS is why you need to be watching our fantastic Women at Goodison Park this season 💙 ⚽️🥅🥅🥅🥅⚽️

Ornella Vignola is the first #EFC player of any gender to score a hat-trick against Liverpool since Dixie Dean in September 1931.

I wrote this in a bit of a rage at 3.00am last week 🤗 Love to you all xx

Graham Linehan gets refused entry back in to the US where he now lives so he just has to live in the airport like Tom Hanks in that movie except instead of making friends and getting off with Catherine Zeta Jones he just gets arrested several times a day.

Italian themed burgers.

‘Alternative facts’.

Since this is apparently a resigning matter, I’ll just leave this here… www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

This might be important to some people

U might know my daughterbeen fighting cancer as it came back, she has recently had stem cell trans and is doing well, she should be ok 2 attend the villa game the tickes r not together, we don’t care the fact she is back is all we need, EFC have been boss with a well wish from snods video 🙏

Just in Sainsbury's and as is tradition, I was annoyed at how early the Christmas food is out. Then I looked down...