It's the hope that fucking kills you.

Ffs @evertonfc.bsky.social (Not a goal)

A light show will take place pre-KO this evening. Fans with photo-sensitive disorders, sensitivities to flashing/strobing lights or adverse reactions to flashing light are advised to avoid the stadium bowl at this time. Lighting will return to normal as the players emerge onto the pitch before KO

Oh.

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

With the amount of hammering going on next door, I can only assume that the neighbours are making their own bed of nails from scratch.

Corey Taylor singing the Spongebob theme. youtu.be/Q5OLtoY70AI?...

Olympics Postponed After Torchbearer Gets Held Up At Deli Counter

“And the $75,000 just turned up in the account, which was nice.”

This picture looks like Phil Mitchell is about to fall off the wagon again.

RIP John Virgo (comic by @comedysavage.bsky.social, posted with permission)

hey wanna see 39 seconds of perfect video editing?

*chef's kiss*

Woke up two hours ago for a bike ride... not left the house yet.

How come I can watch Köln vs Wolfsburg on the BBC website?

january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing

I think Templeton Peck goes to my gym.

Same energy

Not now "Ancient tomb with strange owl sculpture".

I fully expected that notification to be 2-0.

Well that's Beto's loan cancelled

Just watched someone riding a bike with no hands on the handlebar ABSOLUTELY STACK IT. Fucking hilarious.

Can confirm that being a journalist is occasionally very sick indeed.

Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.

Share a photo of mountains that you've taken

we only need just over 15,000 signatures to get over 100,000. Keep this going.

They've scored (3) too soon.

For #Bluemonday I just threw myself off a mountain.

#Today is #Blue Monday 🔵 Statistically the most depressing day of the year 😕 I’d encourage all of you to #check in on a friend today! If you’re feeling down, always reach out! 🐻 Big #bearhugs and mad love for all of you 🫂 #MentalHealthMatters so take care of yourselves 💚

Oh my God a literal wallet inspector

Wordle 1,675 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I don't understand how that happened.

EVERTON VICTORIOUS AT VILLA PARK. Thierno Barry's tidy chipped finish gives the Toffees an invaluable 1-0 away win. 💪

Is @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social actually French?

It's a bit early for the Wisdom of Solomon.

"I bring you love"

<TORY BOY GIF>

At the airport... it doesn't have a weatherspoons.

@sentimentbot.bsky.social do your best/ worst

Fair play to the BBC for doing all the hard work for HIGNFY.

I know its a long shot but to rub salt into the wounds of yesterday my youngest left his scarf somewhere at the match yesterday. Got a load of badges on from this seasons Home games. Hes gutted. Any reposts appreciated in the hope it might be recovered.

As sure as night follows day...

If anyone wants a freebie ticket for today, send me your member number and name and I’ll transfer. full of flu so can’t go 🙁

The Daily Mail is about to implode.

Not sure what took me so long, but my X account is now deactivated.

If the club has any bottle they'll all come out for the next game with a head full of extensions bought from St. John's. #EFC

If anyone has a fan membership and wants two free tickets for tonight send me a message.

BBC News - US says it will discuss Greenland ownership with Denmark next week www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...