Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU. Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well... www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Squirt Citrus Power (2008-circa 2010): Seeking to compete in the growing energy drink market, Squirt released this "energized" variant on their classic grapefruit soda. It contained caffeine, taurine, and did not contain the grapefruit juice concentrate found in the original, but rather a flavoring

Google have since corrected their algorithm

Pah ha. Up the Leeds.

The duality of man.

Scottie Scheffler’s Masters Hopes Fade After Being Swallowed By Sandworm

Picture of the century. 😍 📷 credit: Science Tube

Panic attack- fucked it at the 3rd

Didn't take long

Artemis II pilot Victor Glover giving hugs to Valentina, a beautiful girl with Down syndrome

Some lovely #PrematureTruncation from the BBC.

@outsidexbox.bsky.social got the order in?

Lisbon or Porto?

The smart tele has just reminded me of one of the most ridiculous misunderstandings I've ever had to intervene with. "I love that film" "Me too, I love a romcom" ... "I wouldn't call it that, but Samuel L. Jackson was great" "Who did he play?" ...

I got an email from Amazon at exactly 00:00 telling me my package will be delivered "Tomorrow", now I'm not sure if that means Tomorrow or Today.

@benburrell.bsky.social mate... the convenience store in the U.S. ia a 7/11. 9/11 is... something else

HALF BISCUIT?

Away from the apocalypse, I've just had a bit of a song stuck in my head but couldn't remember what it was, tried to Google the bits of lyrics I thought I knew, no luck. Thought it might have been on a 80s film soundtrack so went to Spotify, put the first "80's film soundtrack" on shuffle...

So there's no confusion! Turnstiles at Hill Dickinson Stadium open at 10am tomorrow. I've got lots of entertainment for you. The players will be on the pitch from 11!

BEHOLD, HE IS RISEN!

Pa hahaha

This BBC News Online piece will be the most effective publicity my new documentary about Flight into Danger gets. So if you have enjoyed the programme, think you may enjoy it, or are just a kind soul, if you could please share this anywhere you think it may be worth sharing, I'd be very grateful!

Another Brexit win. BBC News - Marmalades may need to be relabelled under post-Brexit food deal www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Why am I only now hearing about Angine de Poitrine?

Pitch and unnecessary sequel Weekend at Bernie's 3: Yes you missed the fact we've already made a sequel

Scotland = The new Everton

Wait... tonight's match at BMD counts as an away fixture for Scotland?

"What can I say? I've got a type" news.sky.com/story/bluesk...

Can’t even have Spurs appoint Jermain Defoe as their interim manager. Because of Woking.

BBC Radio 2 The Scott Mills Breakfast Show Now Playing Queen Another One Bites The Dust

Tricky times for the content creators, life coaches and right wing journalists who left Britain shrieking claims that it was becoming an authoritarian state

Remember them fish pedicure places that were all the rage for a bit? That was a mad 6 months.

Best alt

A Little Owl was rescued after falling down a chimney. South Essex Wildlife Hospital reported he was "dirty and dehydrated but soon on his way back home". Want to donate to SEWH? southessexwildlife.org/donate Source: fb.com/555952912555... #owlsintowels 💛🦉

Hahaha!

If anyone has a spare £3k, this 18th Century reliquary in the shape of an outstretched arm is on eBay at the moment. Probably only lightly cursed. www.ebay.co.uk/itm/23670774...

Trainspotting: The Musical I'd go just to see the set design of the worst toilet in Scotland.

Last week of the month is always a struggle for me. Still continue to he disabled, fighting to get PIP and lost £500 of gigs this month due to medical woes. Any help greatly appreciated. paypal.me/frizfrizzle ko-fi.com/frizfrizzle

Jim Robinson has just popped up in Person of Interest as a former East German spy. Even better, they're using a picture from his Neighbours days to sell it.

Just been approached by Huel to see if I'll be part of their paid influencer campaign. I don't think they're quite across what I do for a living. (FWIW, and in the interests of having influence, I regard Huel as a soul destroying, miserable product and the death of all that is worth living for.)

Vital journalism here. Read/repost please. We need to grapple with the entirely human decisions leading to the slaughter of children in Iran & beyond.Tempting to file it under “AI” but they would be inaccurate & deadly too. And, as a treat, this article may help put ppl in prison one day.🍬

Christ... I could print out the faces of every single member of that Ref*rm audience and have enough ink left to copy Homer's Odessy 200 times.

Can someone check on him?

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If these two lads could work together, they've got the basis of a cracking David Pleat joke.

I'm in a group with the (current) spurs manager, we go and watch films together... You could say its a 'Tudor cinema club'.

I love wind turbines. Huge fan.

Too fucking early for this... but that's because we had to get here 2 hours early.