VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two of fave #ceefauxviewscomp entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 2/20 by @geospacedman.bsky.social

VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two of fave #ceefauxviewscomp entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 1/20 by @kailsar.com

Yes it's an old gag, but we have at least looked up the names of owls and, lordy, there's some beauts #SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl2026 #notjustsnowytawnyorbarn

TOMORROW. 9AM. VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST. BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID. IN SPACE NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU IN SPACE. PART MAN PART MACHINE PART COP. I'M NOT SCARED OF ANY GHOSTS. I'LL COME BACK. HASTA ALTA VISTA. 65 MILLION YEARS FOR IT TO GET MADE. ETC

Only a few days until we hand the reins over to our viewers and their INCREDIBLE suggestions. Lets hope they are better than this crap from us eh?

Go on then #wilty #mandelson #notprinceandrew #bobmortimerwouldstillbeatthem

Competition shortlist will be running next week. In the meantime you are stuck with us #manishotmarvinintheface

"Pressure mounts on the PM as even retro-whimsy social media account CEEFAUX lays into him." #KeirStarmer #MandelsonEpstein #spellingmatters

We don't usually do requests, but this title was suggested and was just too good not to do

Digital chapeau

Someone on Twitter suggested. We’d be more popular if we did porn. We tried our best…

Go on then

Over on twitter/X/whatever, we seem to be reaching fewer and fewer people. 14k followers and next to now interaction now. Maybe we'll just pack that in and just stay here.

Spoilers

OUR COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED - thank you for the hundreds of entries. We will review them all this week, create a shortlist, probably have a stuffed crust pizza, and then start showcasing the very best from next Monday. Brilliant effort all round, although one of them did make us physically sick.

Entering the final stretch now, lots of great entries, a few we've either done before or have been suggested, and one that we absolutely cannot understand whatsoever, with even our cryptology and linguisitics team (Keith) stumped. Keep them coming until 9.58am tomorrow!

Dozens and dozens of entries and some of them actually quite good. You've got just under 23 hours to send us your best listing or two or three. Could you be a comedy genius? And, yes, the rude ones are funny but totally unpublishable - you know who you are.

Well, since we launched last night we have had some ABSOLUTE ENTRIES. You've got the weekend to show us your stuff (not like that). Make us laugh, make others laugh, maybe win an prize? Might this be your first step to worldwide fame and adoration?

Our competition launches tonight - can you do better than this? Surely you can? Surely?

#theapprentice #ifyoudon'tcommissionititvwill

Paul is not only a very, very funny man but is also, in a way, a father to CEEFAUX. An absent father mind. He rarely visits of course and our mum has cut his faces out of all the family photos - but we still love him and recommend you follow him. Maybe then he'll start paying the child support.

What sort of lunatics would come up with something like that?(opens CEEFAUX archive, winces at Sep 2023)

If you've got a 'children's TV show subtley changed so you are eating the lead character' then why not save it for our upcoming viewer's listings competition, launching this fryday.

AN MUG WINNER! Lookit! Rob's mug from our last competition has arrived. Feel the weight. Be dazzled by the colours. Just don't drink anything out of it because whilst the guy who makes them assures us everything is fine he does have severe chemical burns on his hand. NEW COMP COMING LATER THIS WEEK!

OUR NEMESIS! Actually, that's just for comic effect. We still see Bamber and say hello to him, usually at the clinic and then at the pharmacy later that day. We never shake his hand though, due to health reasons.

Sunday, innit

"When I was in the phwwwwOOOOAAAARRRR"

#onlyfans #thatstheshopthatsellsextractorfansandnothingelse

Never let it be said we aren't a truly international operation

We look forward to explaining this one at the US border #trumpton #not #trump

Our latest reader's bluesky prize competition will be launching next week - so if you've got a great idea for a listing that is as funny/funnier than our staff (not hard) then get it ready to submit next week. DON'T BLURT IT OUT NOW.

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