Ich bin ein CEEFAUX

It is summer time yet?

Happy 100th birthday #sirdavidattenborough

This week, Ted gets scammed in to joining a pyramid scheme by Barney.

Sorry we weren't here yesterday, we simply couldn't be bothered to turn up for work.

Happy May Bank Holiday to everyone, even if you don't celebrate/believe in Bebankholidayamon (God of random days off) #bankholidayweekend #bebankholidayamon #mayday #triffids

CLEAR SOME SPACE, THE ROFLCOPTER IS LANDING

Sorry about all those gifs, no idea what this K.E.I.T.H. thing is, maybe there'll be more hilarious teasers soon?

Coming soon...

Word on the street is that there be all new CEEFAUXs coming next week. You didn't hear it from us, alright?

We'll be in the karaoke booth at Boom Battle Bar Exeter from 9pm singing this.

Sorry we're later, the homework ate our dog, or something.

Hopefully you're not yet sick of our motherflipping account on this motherflipping platform.

Hey bbc, replacement for #footballfocus ?

HURRAY!

Thanks for all the love today, means a lot to us. We don't do Patreon & our plans for a book fell apart, so if you want to support us then please keep liking, commenting and sharing - recommend us to your friends. Oh, and if you run a podcast that might like our brand of silliness then get in touch!

Based on a true story. About a dozen true stories in our experience...

"Ant man!" "Dec man! I just knocked the lights out of Kang!" "Kang? The Conqueror? Divvent muck around with him lad, doesn't he lord owah the quantum realm? Little place fulla weird creatures?" "Aye, just like Sunderland!" Cue canned laughter and 20 consecutive NTA awards

Normally we'd be fuming we didn't think of this, but @quantick.bsky.social was very kind to us in the past on the other place, so we'll let him off. And he created the phrase 'Pop Will Eat Itself' which is reason enough on its own.

300+ new followers this week, thanks so much for joining our mildly amusing/rarely offensive/perfect for children's parties/if wet will be held indoors account. More new CEEFAUXs to come next week, but in the meantime - especially if you're new - a weekend of our best oldies (repeats basically)

Friday! New CEEFAUX! Exclamation marks!

Looks like images are back in business, so our new CEEFAUXs continue with the perfect in-flight movie (£15 to activate your screen, £5 to skip adverts, £7.50 for headphones)

Seems that Bluesky is back up but that images aren't. So until things are resolved please just imagine the funniest listing ever, one that hits so hard and has you both convulsed with laughter but also thinking "that's quite wise, these guys really are next level". Thanks, that means a lot.

Apologies everyone. Turns out our content this week has been so funny and entertaining that it broke Bluesky and they had to come round to CEEFAUX Towers to ask us to 'turn down the hilarity a bit' before they rebooted it.

Glorious

Brilliant

New CEEFAUXs all this week