HART EMOJI

Alright, it's a twitter gag but we can make it on here too can't we? OR IS THAT AGAINST YOUR SO-CALLED RULES EH?

Monday, sorry.

"We've listed to a Steps album by mistake."

Final new CEEFAUX of the week, thanks for all the lovely comments - back Monday!

All new CEEFAUXS this week!

All new CEEFAUXS this week. And, yes, if you have a hot beverage based footballer pun then please do get in touch.

New CEEFAUXS all this week!

We get lots of comments, for some reason this one really touched us. We miss Cheese Moments and Brannigans Crisps :(

Yes, all new CEEFAUXs this week. Get them while they are hot.

Lookit! All new CEEFAUXs this week! Don't worry, they are of the same standard as our previous ones.

Repeated from last night, innit #friday13th

We made it to Thursday everyone, give yourself £5 as a reward.

And, yes, we will accept your Star Wars shoe puns via the usual address

A hit in terms of the target audience #bonjour #tricolore #irregularverbs

What an unusual time to schedule this one. Or is it?

We're back once gain (to be clear though NOT like a renegade master)

Starring Vin Diesel, which means it's an extra £18 if you watch it inside the congestion charge zone.

There are people on this site too young to get this. Not you lot of course, you're all fine.

"If you don't make it, Sky will"

It was an absolute banger in case you didn't know www.youtube.com/watch?v=17Zf...

A joke? What are we? Funny? Funny How? You mean the 1991 indie classic single by Airhead? Probably not, that was a bit of a longshot (although if you do like Airhead then please let us know, as we've only met two other people who knew who they were, and one of them was in the original band).

LOOKIT! BARRY WAS OUR WINNER! WE REALLY DID GIVE AWAY AN MUG! Remember to wash before first use. The mug too, you should wash that as well. HURRAH FOR AN MUG!

Hurrah, we made it to Wednesday. Sadly, that means it's Wednesday.

We don't find this kind of innuendo fanny in any way.

Filth. Utter filth.

Go on, have another one. What do you mean you're full? Come on, you can have another CEEFAUX can't you? Look, it's only a little one, barely requires reading? Go on. Don't make us ask again. There are people in world who don't have access to CEEFAUX you know? Send it to them instead shall we? eh?

Bear in mind that if you read this and thought "What a lot of reading for that gag" then we also had to type it out. So we are the real losers, alright?

Super-Sunday

Super-Saturday

With this new CEEFAUX you are really spoiling us Ambassador.

We had a nice din-dins

Never mind this whole #scream7 nonsense, this is what keeps us awake at night

One thing that always makes us smile is when a new follower goes back through our old listings and likes a ton of them and we have to turn of the notifications for a bit. Just lovely. Thank you all - shares, likes and comments mean a lot to us, they really do :)

This one is blowing up.

CEEFAUX's asleep

Monday innit.

ITS OFFICIAL. With 129 likes in 24 hours, our #ceefauxviewerscompetition winner is @geospacedman.bsky.social - congratulations, and jubliations (whatever they are) our supply chain sourcing manager (Keith) will be touch about an mug! Thanks everyone again for taking part, we love you all!

Some great entries didn't make the final shortlist in our #ceefauxviewerscompetition - many had been done before including The Eh? Team, Love Ireland, To the Manor Bourne, and - of course - the many, many derivations of (Eammon/Sherlock) Homes under the (MC/West Ham) Hammer(s).

And that's all of our #ceefauxviewerscompetition shortlist - all 20. Thank you for all the entries, all the interactions and the envelope of £20 notes that one of the entrants posted under our door. We will be crunching all the numbers over the weekend and announcing the winner Sunday night!

VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: our final two fave #ceefauxviewerscompetition entries. We'll count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 20/20 by @cagarvie.bsky.social

VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: our final two fave #ceefauxviewerscompetition entries. We'll count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 19/20 by @jbeaver.bsky.social

VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two fave #ceefauxviewerscompetition entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 18/20 by @thenakedpoet.bsky.social

VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two fave #ceefauxviewerscompetition entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 17/20 by @dextercrisp.bsky.social

VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two fave #ceefauxviewerscompetition entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 16/20 by @jsdocherty.bsky.social

VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two fave #ceefauxviewerscompetition entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 15/20 by @john3ners.bsky.social

VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two fave #ceefauxviewerscompetition entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 14/20 by @ian64.bsky.social