If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars”, “Star Trek”, “Dr. Who”, or “Transformers.”

As my two-hour train journey enters hour five...

Fuck Harry Potter Go watch a Zucker Brothers film.

I did enjoy this. Catch it on BBC Sounds.

God I love EDC.

How long after the car hire company were meant to collect your car until it becomes legally yours?

What was in last night's episode of #TheSkewer to mean it's still not on BBC Sounds this morning? Are there a lot of compliance officers and lawyers meticulously reviewing a five second piece against slander law?

A dynamic map of Europe with how borders change throughout history: Maslow's Hierarchy of Cedes

Has the #BTN brief dropped? Or were they waiting for the Mandelson news?

Did someone say panel show?

Despite my two sketches getting trapped in email jail thanks to server issues, delighted something of mine made the January @treasonshow.bsky.social #WritingCommunity

A TV show you love with 3 seasons or fewer 📺 Always this. Absolutely compelling from beginning to end. Massive cliffhanger at the end of series 2, then nothing.

Eagle carried a reprint of Charley's War, which should be compulsory reading for GCSE history. I would gladly buy anthologies of things like Survival, Mach One, Doomlord and so many of the others.

Timeline cleansing teenage crush? One of mine.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

Delighted to get a fifth sketch for the series into #TheSkewer before the deadline, considering my first draft went in the bin late last night and I had an epiphany just before going to sleep that led to a rapid hunt for new material. #WritingCommunity

Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on Audiogalaxy

Looking forward to poring over this #WritingCommunity

Having a nostalgia trip as I head south from Newcastle, drinking coffee and listening to Mr Scruff and other bands of my Oregon Trail Generation late adolescence (still need an English version for this. I am offering up, due to our love of the Sinclair Spectrum, Generation ZX).

We go live to Suella Braverman

Jehovah's Witnesses: it's the self-assessment deadline this week. If you get out and knocking on doors, you're certain to get invited in by a few people as you're more appealing than doing their tax return. They might even offer you biscuits to stay longer.

Two cups of tea and multiple biscuits lead to a sketch heading over to #TheSkewer for episode four #writing #writingcommunity

It's a part with many lines.

Twelve Angry Men With Big Naturals

I've just used my @treasonshow.bsky.social money to grab a copy of this. Call it investing in my writing.

Some #satire from me on Honest Bob Jenrick showing off his new Reform brass neck this week. www.newsbiscuit.com/post/robert-... #humour #funny #comedy #writingcommunity

You wait years for a credit on #TheSkewer, then get two in the same series. Grab some headphones and get this week's episode in your ears as it's cheaper than therapy. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... #humour #satire #writing #comedy #writingcommunity

NORM!

The @britishcomedy.bsky.social Gag Window results are out. I was delighted with 46 points, but not enough to reach the leaderboard. Well done to @garthie.bsky.social for getting there though, very much a case of quiet persistence to get there #WritingCommunity www.comedy.co.uk/pro/opportun...

I had terrible paranoia and got convinced someone was stalking me. It wasn't helped when the doctor referred me to the ICU. #lunchpun #jokes #humour #funny

Just seen someone on the BBC refer to managing Spurs as a poisoned Challis

Two sketches safely sent to @treasonshow.bsky.social for their January run. That's how I roll for a Saturday night #WritingCommunity

I see he cooked his steak. Beta.

This week's sketch for #TheSkewer flying towards the team. A case of initial idea taking a massive left-turn once I started work.

A top drawer piece of investigative journalism that should be part of everyone's Saturday reading

I asked my washing machine how best to make fun of someone. It said, 'gentle rinse and spin.'

He's getting very Pacific.

With Robert Jenrick joining Reform, they now have six MPs. That makes Nigel Farage eligible to lay a wreath at the Cenotaph on Remembrance Sunday, an act that will inspire a lot of reflection and thought for him; especially because his side lost.

My credit on #TheSkewer finally gives me the 'S' on the @britishcomedy.bsky.social 'BDNS' with a credit also on DM's Are Open, Noising Up, and Breaking The News. When I last looked, there were 12 others in that club, I feel in very honoured company. #WritingCommunity www.comedy.co.uk/pro/features...

This week's episode of #TheSkewer is now on iPlayer. Featuring, for the first time, something by me. And yes, I'm very pleased.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

I'm currently living a plant-based lifestyle, by which I mean I got evicted from my flat and I'm living in my mate's allotment shed. #LunchPun #jokes #funny #humour

That whooshing sound is my sketch flying towards this week's episode of #TheSkewer. And that crinkling sound is it going in the wastepaper basket. #WritingCommunity

Sightly diminish a band: Garden of the Nephilim

Most of the day, when you turned on the TV, this is what you saw.

No new pictures where are you mentally

This one made me laugh a little too much.

Unless you're Reggie's wife.