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Can the @ceefaux.bsky.social #ceefauxviewerscompetition be over already? Like the mysterious time between Christmas and New Year it goes on forever. In a good way. Not like January or anything

Comrade Goddek reminds us that when a nuclear armed far right country uses made up history to commit genocide, we should call it out right through the Olympics. Unless it's Russia. Then keep fucking politics out of the Olympics. If you don't want to die, surrender.

Wow.

VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two fave #ceefauxviewerscompetition entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 5/20 by @robscatray.bsky.social

VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two of fave #ceefauxviewscomp entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 3/20 by @nedkelly.bsky.social

TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer. (I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)

Yes, quite. It's the biggest scandal of this administration, so far, probably. It's an average Tuesday under Johnson.

Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

In Santa Barbara, California, footage of a confrontation between locals and ICE agents shows a woman being sprayed with some kind of chemical, apparently in retaliation for filming the encounter. Civil rights experts say that filming is fully protected under the First Amendment.

1/4 Morning everyone. This story has suddenly come back into sharp relief... Byline Times - who else? - were on it months ago. Just the small matter of our favourite frog-faced fascist, in bed with the second-most mentioned person in the files. A few reminders, below... ⬇️

www.justgiving.com/page/megan-b... What an amazing challenge and cause! #Running #Charity

Word Search for the Wilderpeople #ASongOrMovieForWordGames

Conandrum the Barbarian #ASongOrMovieForWordGames

Matt Goodwin makes a living out of railing against university educated elites & his whole schtick is "he was the first person in his family to go to university", which is a bit weird given that his Dad, now being heavily invoked for his Manchester connection, appears to have a string of degrees.

AN MUG WINNER! Lookit! Rob's mug from our last competition has arrived. Feel the weight. Be dazzled by the colours. Just don't drink anything out of it because whilst the guy who makes them assures us everything is fine he does have severe chemical burns on his hand. NEW COMP COMING LATER THIS WEEK!

Proud recipient of an mug God bless @ceefaux.bsky.social and all who sail in her

Please don't go to see Melania's film ironically. You'd still be supporting the Nazis and they won't know/care if it was a joke.

It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.

Videos verified by The New York Times show the man federal agents shot and killed in Minneapolis on Saturday was holding a phone, not a gun, before the agents took him to the ground and shot him. At least 10 shots appear to have been fired within five seconds. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

JUST IN: In a new lawsuit, Minnesota officials say DHS mishandled evidence from today's crime scene and made "astonishing" law enforcement decisions. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Something that’s not nearly being talked about enough is the detention by ICE of Native Americans. It is something that has been continually seen as ICE has terrorized neighborhoods and families

In @nytopinion.nytimes.com “Bullying Denmark will make the United States weaker and perhaps even poorer,” our columnist David French writes. “It’s not just wrong to turn on our friends; it’s stupid, and that stupidity is spreading across the length and breadth of American foreign policy.”

Slightly diminish a band: Aluminium Zeppelin

All republicans voted down a subpoena of all records and footage related to the murder of Renee Good by ICE agent

Amount of blood US has expended defending Greenland: zero. Amount of blood Denmark has expended defending the US: 43 Danish soldiers gave their lives in Afghanistan, responding to a US appeal under article 5 of NATO. Ogles has no idea about any of this, because he's an incompetent buffoon.

Saw Eric Richard (Sgt Bob Cryer from The Bill) in a Thames Ditton pub. He said “alright”, and I said “alright”.

Matthew Goodwin objects to prosecuting this: ‘I think it’s time for the British to gang together, hit the streets and start the slaughter. Violence and murder is the only way now. Start off burning every migrant hotel then head off to MPs’ houses and Parliament, we need to take over by FORCE.’

Just been to the post office and seen that last UK 2nd class post is Wednesday and 1st class is Saturday, so lets do a flash sale. All Happytoast.co.uk prints from now until Friday night are buy one get one free. If I've got it in stock it should be with you for Christmas.

I'm giving away a copy of this year's Monster Month, just Like/Follow/Repost and you're in with a chance of winning.

A prime example of how the far right can never be appeased. Give them whatever they demand and they’ll bank it, then use it as a new base camp to strike out for more and worse.

Maybe no one heard me, 20% off sale on happytoast.co.uk today and all weekend. Hell, I'll include commissions in that too.

Work? No just visiting family. Thanksgiving.

British police published an appeal for information indicating that they want to speak to two people following what police called a “racially aggravated” incident in central London.

Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round

Mamdani will implement Showaddywaddy law and this will be mandatory clothing for all men

This is a lie. There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years. But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.

Extraordinary level of blatant lying on the Mail’s front page this morning.

One commenter said of this “ I can now peacefully die, fully sated, knowing that I, with my own eyes, have witnessed the greatest human creation that has ever existed or will ever exist. ” So without further ado I present youtu.be/fsgWUq0fdKk

🔴The Fake Patriotism of Nigel Farage Despite his claims to love this country, few politicians have done more to undermine its interests and assist its enemies than the leader of Reform www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-fake-p...

Did you see this this morning? Please share it around, for the love of Art, you can even learn things at the end!

In fairness Nadine Dorries should fit in nicely inside a party led by a man who never visits his own constituency

I think we can accept Judge Inman has been proven entirely correct on the lack of insight. www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/u...