Checking my contacts for someone called "bubba".

OTD in 2009 Sergey Magnitsky was beaten to death for exposing a massive tax fraud scheme. I've always told Ed Snowden to relax as we only kill our own whistleblowers.

As NATO is so aggressive, we have moved our border guards from where NATO *is* on our Estonian border, and sent them to die in Ukraine, where NATO *is not*

OTD in 1998 Ukraine demolished 1st of 44 Tu-95 and Tu-160 strategic bombers at Pryluky air force base as part of a written promise that we would never invade them.

OTD in 1860 the Treaty of Peking was signed. An unequal treaty, Russia gained about 600,000km of Chinese territory. We said "we just need to secure Russian borders" Imagine that happening today.

Russia bombing civilians last night shows how much Ukraine doesn't want peace

He "arrived for tea". Note it doesn't state if he left afterwards.

Prez's webshop has range of flamingo products, seeing as Ukraine launched a whole load of them last night. % to @mariiakramarenko.bsky.social fundraiser. 🔗👇

Good to see they're upset about the important things in this war.

4 years ago your Prez blasted claims that Russia plans to invade Ukraine as "alarmism". Half true. The idea we had a "plan" has turned out to be alarmist.

OTD in 2021 I denied any plans to invade Ukraine. Which was sort of true. The plan was really shit. But you can believe me now if I say I’ll stop & sign a treaty.

OTD in 1940 Soviet Foreign Minister arrived by train in Berlin, received Guard of Honor and had friendly meet with Hitler. Totally not allies. If Ukraine was actually Nazi we would sign a peace deal with them & we’d actually honor it. Unlike every other one we’ve signed.

Russia's 1st humanoid robot was revealed today. A bit like a mobik, it fell over as if shot and our efforts at hiding the disaster convinced no one.

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, denies it's a duck and says it "just decided to leave" after you shot all the other ducks, it's a Kremlin duck🦆

OTD in 2022, 1000s of Russian speaking Ukrainians, who had been bombed for 10 years by Kiev, reacted with pure terror as Ukraine's "failed Kherson counter offensive" liberated the city. I remain a master strategist.

OTD in 1999 the OSCE conference was in Istanbul. Russia promised to remove our troops from Moldova & Georgia by end of 2002. We lied. But Ukraine should believe Russia’s promises & negotiate…

What has happened to Lavrov? A ☕ B 🍣 C 🪟 D 🌂

Ukraine will surrender after our glorious victory at: ̶T̶o̶r̶e̶t̶s̶k̶ ̶M̶a̶r̶i̶n̶k̶a̶ ̶V̶u̶h̶l̶e̶d̶a̶r̶ ̶R̶u̶b̶i̶z̶h̶n̶e̶ ̶M̶a̶r̶i̶u̶p̶o̶l̶ ̶A̶v̶d̶i̶i̶v̶k̶a̶ ̶S̶o̶l̶e̶d̶a̶r̶ B̶a̶k̶h̶m̶u̶t̶ ̶Pokrovsk Which is much more strategic than the capital that we did not retreat from.

OTD in 1989, the Berlin Wall didn’t fall, the East German government unveiled a “reform package”. Which until the beginning of the goodwill gestures was the best Tankie cope of all time.

OTD in 1989 crowds of CIA sponsored fascists in pay of Soros stormed the Berlin Wall to begin an illegal, and very gay, annexation of East Germany.

The question is, "can Donald exempt Hungary from Ukrainian oil sanctions?"

The question is, "can Donald exempt Hungary from Ukrainian oil sanctions?"

The best cup for safe tea with a good book is our new flamingo o'clock mug. Until Xmas you'll also be helping out @mariiakramarenko.bsky.social's fundraise if you use this discount code. darths-eu-webshop-shop.fourthwall.com

There are 2 problems with the whole "Kiev was a planned withdrawal" lie: 1. Even by our standards of lying, it's a laughable lie. 2. We still kept"peacefully advancing" in Kherson & Donbass. All my trolls are morons

OTD in 1917 the Red Revolution. An illegal, foreign backed coup aimed at constraining & breaking Russia apart, overthrew the legitimate government in the first "color revolution".

Over on twitter we have seen that Russia didn't get defeated in Kiev, we "withdrew to secure peace". Putin Tsu's art of war. The wise commander wins by not capturing his enemy's capital, he retreats forwards from, maing his enemy flee after him in a panic, laughing at his apparent incompetence.

Belgium plans to invoke article 4. Which is going to deter us far more than Belgium releasing the Russian assets to help Ukraine win.

Your Prez is pleased to announce the Xmas sale at webshop, featuring new range of Flamingo o'clock products. Serfs may use code "MerryXmasDarth" for 20% off & help support @mariiakramarenko.bsky.social drive (see below) darths-eu-webshop-shop.fourthwall.com/promo/MERRYX...

For some reason Donald is asking me for election rigging tips.

"Torture, murder and worse. Life in the russian army invading Ukraine". We go thru the recently released report Prez with Liubov in the bunker. Like & subscribe youtu.be/k8wAsY2gfHE

OTD in 1853 the Battle of Oltenita was fought. 1st of Crimea war. Russian troops crossed into European Turkey to "protect orthodox Christians" as excuse to try to capture Constantinople. Lost 20 times as many as the enemy in 1st engagement of a war we'd lose. It's a tradition.

OTD in 1956 several armored Soviet humanitarian divisions, with equipment bought from a shop, went on a "special military operation" to Hungary from Hungarians.

She is being arrested because the video was leaked, rather than because events on the video happened....?

We have reached peak "NATO expansion propaganda". Jeffrey Sachs claims he was personally told by someone he didn't meet that there was a broken promise to a person who says it wasn't made.

May you never fuck up so badly Donald says you're very smart.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me every time, call me Donald.

Day 1348 of my 3 day war. I dreamed I was chased naked thru a burning oil terminal by a pack of flamingos 🦩🔥 I remain a master strategist.

Day 1347 of my 3 day war. West does not have to sanction shadow fleet if Ukraine destroy all oil terminals that they fill up from. I remain a master strategist.

Part 3 of @prune602.bsky.social's regular check in on Russian economy. The Sovereign Wealth Fund & Bond Sales: Russia is running out of money. Like & subscribe. youtu.be/wVVVppQMDiY

Clocks in USA go back one hour. Clocks in Russia already went back to 1937.

I've made Russia a lot like #Halloween    pumpkin. Trying to look scary on outside but inside everything of value has been cut out with the rest set on fire.

We oppose Western imperialism and appease Russian/Chinese. Important concept as we shape our responses by calling on Ukraine to surrender and Venezuela to resist.

Note she doesn't mention the tea..

The official Tankie guide to a US invasion of Venezuela in 10 rules. 1. Being attacked by a nuclear power no longer means you should surrender immediately.

My trolls suddenly believe Western media reports that US is moving forces into position to attack Venezuela. When Russia did the same thing it was "media pushing for war"

Have decided to ban Russian kids from Halloween trick or treating. Demanding free stuff with threats is Kremlin's job.

Russia claiming to support a country's right to defend its sovereignty is like a sex offender claiming to support age of consent laws.

Day 1346 of my 3 day war. Pokrovsk had a pre-war population of 60,000. I've lost 120,000 casualties to capture half of it. I remain a master strategist.