Prince Andrew asked about claiming asylum. I said he can if he does a podcast with Scott Ritter about war, strategy and family values.

OTD in 1951, 6 years after we "liberated them from fascism", Stalin received plans to deport "Jehovists" from Ukraine, Belorussia, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania & Moldova. Imagine mass deportations in this day & age..

Comrade Goddek reminds us that when a nuclear armed far right country uses made up history to commit genocide, we should call it out right through the Olympics. Unless it's Russia. Then keep fucking politics out of the Olympics. If you don't want to die, surrender.

OTD in 2022 Russian Deputy FM Ryabkov stated "Russia has no plan for any aggressive actions. We will not attack, strike or invade Ukraine". So you can believe us about peace negotiations now.

Agree with Donald. It is very unfair Ukraine keeps killing our soldiers when they could just stop resisting and let us win peacefully.

OTD in 2022 we were informed not to perform mental gymnastics if your predictions about Russia don't come true. So it's good @caitoz.bsky.social would never do that when she's wrong.

OTD in 2022 i denied any invasion would happen. So you can believe my promises about peace now.

OTD in 2022 my parody ambassador in London said Biden was absolutely wrong that Russia is about to invade Ukraine. Biden was trying to "instigate Ukraine". Whatever that means. But it does mean you can trust us now about peace.

Day 1455 of my 3 day war. We gained negative 200sq km of land that Ukraine retracted forwards into in a panic. I remain a master strategist.

OTD in 2016 @msf.ca stopped sharing the locations of their Syrian hospitals with Russian Air Force cos we kept using the info to bomb them. The EU punished me for this by agreeing to open nordstrean 2. www.theguardian.com/world/2016/f...

OTD in 2022 we had to promise @caitoz.bsky.social that we would completely revise our worldview and media consumption habits when Russia doesn't invade Ukraine.

El consolador de las consecuencias rara vez llega lubricado.

What navy?

Yandex Maps has for years blurred sensitive weapons stores sites and military airports on the Kola Peninsula, but limiting public insights to a cemetery is a first of a kind.

The hard part about insulting stupid people is that they think the attention is a compliment.

This war "actually worked out in his (Putin's) favor"

Happy Independence Day "Lithuania"! Here is a picture of you peacefully leaving Russia in 1991, for which you don’t show enough gratitude. Russia is the leading provider of European independence days.

OTD in 2022 my parody MFA's tumbleweed tweet became the granddaddy (or maybe the vodka soaked Auntie Zakharova) of all takes that eventually made a lot of my trolls look as dumb as they are.

OTD in 2024 we killed Navalny. A short history of what we anti imperialists believe. 1 In 2020 a Russian in Russia, under surveillance by Russian intelligence, left a hotel in Russia & got on a Russian plane going from Russia to Russia & consumed a Russian nerve agent only Russia by the CIA.

OTD in 2022 comrade Mick Wallace informed us that the very notion of intelligence was discredited after the warmongers were disappointed Ukraine was not invaded. We now consider defending yourself to be warmongering

OTD in 2022 TASS reported that western media, who are the ones who really control the Russian military tried hard to trigger a war. The Russian military then invaded as part of their plot to improve the value of our enemies defense contractors.

OTD in 2022 the culmination of the western misinformation campaign was witnessed about Russia's mythical "invasion" of Ukraine. This was caused by the West deceitfully quoting Prez's own words by promising a military-technical solution to Ukraine.

OTD in 2022 leading geopolitical analyst "Colonel Homsi" reported with amusement Lavrov's invasion denial. Colonel is a good name. Colon. To do with the asshole.

Telling Trump he will make the same mistakes as Obama did is one way to get his attention. Obama lives rent free in Donald's head.

Ukraine was supposed to have been invaded OTD 2022. Which meant that Russia was never going to invade cos US intelligence was wrong about Iraq. They are like the WMD crowd in that having been proved wrong, they won't shut up about something they don't understand.

OTD in 2015 we learned from a leading journalist that a body with hands tied behind its back & a bullet in its skull is "evidence of bugger all". Just a small journalistic turd helping to fill the well of apathy as I continue to execute POWs 11 years later. Aged well, didn't it

At least I now know where Russian intelligence gets the information it uses from.

Prez has never heard anyone explain why exposing how democracies spy on dictatorships that invade people is bad, yet not exposing how dictatorships spy on democracies they threaten to invade is good. Greenwald disappears into a puff of anti imperialism at the question.

We are the self declared successor state. Which is why Russia, not Ukrainians & Belarusians, beat the Nazis. So for that, we are USSR. But when it comes to soviet crimes, we are not the USSR. Think of it as the Soviet Schroedinger's Union.

OTD in 1921 Soviet invasion of Georgia began. Less than a year before we signed a treaty with them promising we'd never invade. Lying we won't & then invading anyway is a tradition I maintain to this day.

OTD in 2022 Edward Snowden continued his chain of thoughts about how journalistic credibility was instrumentalized for disinformation. Your Prez will now explain the various ways it was clear that this was a very stupid thing to say.../

OTD in 2022 we saw a genuine appeal for an authoritative statement about the *actual* size, *precise* location of the 100,000 troops alleged (lol) to be poised to invade. He objects in various comical ways that being wrong on a topic in the past is relevant to being wrong now

OTD in 2022 Russia's MOD announced that all Russian troops near Ukraine were returning home. And seeing as we weren't lying then, you can believe us in negotiations now. In most cases the "withdrawal" placed the units closer to Ukraine.

Zelensky said he'd stop bombing Russia so we can have an election that's free. But our elections are free Of opposition candidates.

New podcast with my colleagues’ and my views from Munich. #MSC2026 ecfr.eu/podcasts/epi...

5 western countries say killed Navalny with poison. A short history 1 In 2020 a Russian in Russia, under surveillance by Russian intelligence, left hotel in Russia & got on a Russian plane going from Russia to Russia & consumed a Russian nerve agent only Russia by the CIA.

Roses are red Violets are blue Moskva was turned into a submarine Now there's others too.

OTD in 2022 @ivorcrotty.bsky.social got a feeling that there was a media coup for Moscow when no invasion comes. You don't have to be an idiot to work for Russian state media, but it helps.

OTD in 2022 George Galloway released one of the absolute, all-time classics. He has yet to delete it, show humility, or confirm/deny if this means he in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free. #JustAskingQuestions

As we approach the 5th year of claims "Ukraine will lose soon", my trolls are so convinced of this that they use maps showing Crimea as part of Ukraine. What are all my trolls?

Strap in ladies & peasants. There are many pints of milk due today.

OTD in 1992 CSTO alliance was signed in Moscow. A mutual defense organization that has enlarged without asking NATO for permission. If you're a member of an alliance with Russia, Russia will either attack you or sit idle when someone else does.

Hi friends, As many of you know, ICE is operating in ways that tear families apart, enter homes without warrants, and traumatize innocent people. This is not law enforcement — this is terror and an abuse of power.

It is completely relevant that cos Russia lied about invading Ukraine, the US funds Israel. Smart people know this.

OTD in 2022 George Galloway created the rule that cos Russia did in fact invade Ukraine, he should delete his account an get in the sea.

Apparently Russia lying in the run up to our invasion and Donald's repeated blaming of Ukraine for starting the war by defending itself is explained by the US apparently sending billions to Israel.

In unrelated news, this conference is taking place on the 5th floor by the window with excellent views to the incorrect answers.

OTD in 1990 the Treaty on the Final Settlement with Respect to Germany was drafted Despite how massively important NATO's promise was, and how it *totally* was made, the treaty makes NO mention of NATO allowing new eastern members. The USSR didn’t even ask for it to be included.

Russia is engineering a migration bomb for Europe. Disinformation on local airwaves in Mali and Niger pushes desperate youth toward deadly routes; Russian paramilitaries guard traffickers in Libya. Endgame? Chaos at EU gates, fractured politics. Europe ignores this at its peril.