This is who the people should hear more from.

In my new game show ‘Trattoria’, the contestant/diners are asked to guess which one of the waiters/ waitresses is spitting in their pasta because they’re a bunch of annoying twats.

Rather that other people being under threat of death because some tosser wants to drink and drive huh

O, falsely, falsely murder’d!

When I was leaving school Thatcher was running riot. Unemployment was 14%, even higher in my part of the country. 3.5m out of work. The interest rate was 12% Those times were bleak Today isn’t perfect, but it’s no comparison to then Get a grip, the Telegraph

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Of course everyone’s rolling out the salad puns (they’re all in the replies to the post below, kindly spare us any more), but I just want to say: every time she declares it’s not funny to compare her to a lettuce, it becomes funnier

Meanwhile in the United States, it’s not just Venezuelan presidents and the whole of Greenland that’s getting stolen.

Farage: "I believe in vaccinations when they're vaccinations. I don't think what happened with Covid were vaccinations. You have to keep having them every 6 months." Conspiratorial nonsense. Some vaccinations like Covid shots require multiple/seasonal doses because immunity fades & viruses change.

Antisemites have long depicted Jews as members of an urban, elite social class. So when Farage dismisses accusations of antisemitism as the exclusive concern of a London-based “upper middle class”, he’s deliberately invoking that dog-whistle stereotype.

Rather than do his f*cking job or go to parliament, Farage will do a podcast during PMQs because he thinks he’ll have no right of reply in PMQs, despite politicians always asking questions. Always disingenuous grifting clown.

Digging for Britain is back on our screens on BBC Two at 9pm tonight! Two @Nationaltrust.org.uk properties feature in this series - Woolsthorpe Manor, Lincolnshire (Ep. 5, 4th February) and St Michael's Mount, Cornwall (Ep. 6, 5th February). All episodes are also on BBC iPlayer: bit.ly/4qv9H9o

If the world has learned anything, it’s that anyone who gets the FIFA peace prize should be arrested immediately.

With Starmer & Badenoch clashing over scrutiny of plans to send British troops to Ukraine, our December polling found 55% of Brits support sending UK troops as peacekeepers, 28% oppose. Majorities of 2024 Tory, Labour & Lib Dem voters are in support, 2024 Reform voters split

One of our sniffer dogs turned up early this morning to help clear the snow. He's a very good boy.

50 runaway sheep ram-paged through a German supermarket in rural Baa-varia, causing shear mania on Monday morning. After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.

"Sir, it's CEEFAUX" "What?" "They've gone MORE NICHE sir" "Dear God, don't they have any idea about social media?"

Hello Clarice.

"If Sadiq Khan thinks today that London is the greatest city in the world, then he's deluded," says Nigel Farage. Suspect there may be one or two Londoners who, for all its faults, don't much like their city being talked down.

My cat has changed my life more than my son has. Don't get me wrong, I love my son with every cell in my body and would die for him. But there's something about having a pet that completely changes you.

Farage continues to get away with what looks like, at best, tax evasion but could be fraud, on how the purchase of his Frinton house came about. This is the two tier justice he screams loudest about in action. What a hypocrite.

If Farage’s girlfriend could show how she legitimately had nearly £1m in cash to buy a house in the arse end of Essex for her boyfriend you’d think she would, wouldn’t you? He’s enough going on if she could put this one to bed for him it would be a big tick in the box. Spoiler: She can’t.

Sci fi writers in 1950: in the future there will be flying cars and wormholes that allow us to explore the galaxy The actual future: here's a pedophile computer that tells you to kill yourself

The now closed Ffestiniog railway extension passing the Trawsfynydd nuclear power station in 1972.

The last thing Trump wants in Venezuela is a popular democratically elected leader. #r4today

Jan. 6, 2021:

Mark Kelly: “Pete Hegseth is gonna prosecute me under the Uniform Code of Military Justice for saying something that is in the Uniform Code of Military Justice — It’s nonsense — What I said in November is the exact same thing Pete Hegseth said in 2016. This is about stifling people’s speech”

Anyone knows where I can get one?

Damn. Nigel in Freight has just had four pallets of extra strong Omega 3 supplements fall on him in the warehouse. The good news is, he only has super fish oil injuries.

Trump is an ignoramus. He hates Europe because it reminds him he is an ignoramus.

Doves vs hawks. Doves win. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

All those Reform promises were just that. Empty promises. Council after council saying "Errrm, we didn't actually mean it, you know...". I wonder where our millionaire of the people got the idea that it was fine to promise anything, providing it got you elected? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Trump’s obsession with the Nobel Peace prize is now causing democracy itself to falter.

Dipped into Sky News. Trump talking bollocks. Same a few minutes later. Same a few minutes later. His speech made Johnson's Peppa Pig ramblings look like the Gettysburg Address.

I was worried Trump might decide to nuke Greenland. Especially now I see the capital is Nook and he may get confused 😱 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Could be: 1. Desperation 2. Seasonal bounce 3. Increased confidence - along with everything else, I'm inclined to go with the third option. www.theguardian.com/money/2026/j...

Just read on Twitter that the latest pollster recording high polling votes for Reform was registered at exactly the same address as Reform. They quickly tried to change their address….. caught. This is why I don’t believe the Polls. They’re rigged to make you believe Reform are popular. They’re not

Does he want to prosecute Maduro so he can pardon him for a few million in a couple of months?

Why you should have a cat

President Trump, in a speech at a Republican Party event, is saying he should be given the "greatest salesman in the history of Boeing" award.

File under "no sh1t, Sherlock" www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Five years ago today, Donald Trump urged his supporters to attack Congress and the Capitol over a proven lie. More than 140 police officers were injured. Trump then pardoned the attackers. He betrayed his oath and his country, and we won't ever forget it.

OH CANADA! 😳

A quick update on the roadworks that started yesterday near the entrance. They're running a little behind schedule.

More than 2 million files related to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein are still to be released, according to a court filling Monday night from the Department of Justice which said a team of 400 lawyers was reviewing the documents to ensure “victim privacy.”

Remember when a guy lost an election and then spent months making wild, baseless claims that it was stolen, leveraging the personality cult he’d built to try to get people to reject the results? And then thousands of his supporters rioted, injuring hundreds of cops? Whatever happened to that guy?

Why is it called "AI" and not just "plagiarism"?