Letter in here from Phil, a young Dad of 2. He says, 'is there any justifiable reason why prices shoot up whenever there's a school holiday?' Yes, absolutely Phil. It's because we have you by the bollocks and there's absolutely f**k all you can do about it. Next question...

Delighted to be the first airport in the world to develop a convertible push back tractor. Perfect for summer!

The heatwave has taken its toll on the runway. We might have to take a look at that ‘Tarmac,’ the fancy material our Head of Maintenance keeps banging on about.

That's the 900 year old Bayeux Tapestry just arrived in the Freight Warehouse, ready for transporting to the British Museum for display. I had a sneak preview and it's absolutely magnificent.

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Damn. Caught a little too much sun today.

Loving this mini heatwave. It’s when all the tiny dresses come out. Although this one’s so short you can almost see my bollocks.

My Dad has wanted a bigger TV for ages. Being Father’s Day, I thought I’d make his wish come true. So I bought castors for his favourite chair so he can be wheeled closer.

Airlines, please, please, please make sure your aircraft are hydrated in this unseasonal heat. We do not like to see this, desperately struggling to get to a watering hole. Poor thing.

It’s the longest day of the year. Just been talking to a Vegan.

Gorgeous. A young sniffer dog learning to spot and retrieve. They have an almost telepathic understanding with their handlers

We're now offering fares to Edinburgh for only £5*. *no aircraft, we just tow the boarding stairs up the motorway

On the beach in Majorca right now with wine, friends and then going to a Michelin star restaurant soon. I looked at my girlfriend & said 'this is the life isn't it?' She just ignored me. Fine, I won't Facetime her again.

I think my personal trainer has just worked out that the weekly stats on my Fitbit mean it’s been tied to a propellor.

Good to see the ex has started a business. Hope she does well. No hard feelings here.

Delighted that the Bayeux Tapestry is returning to England in July, after nearly 1,000 years. The 70 metre long tapestry depicts the events leading to the Battle of Hastings in 1066 and the very first French Air Traffic Control strike.

The bond between a handler and their sniffer dog is unbelievably strong. This is Gary with a new recruit we bought from Fast Eddie down the pub. I think it's a labradoodle. Welcome to the canine fleet fella!

So nice to see the England team visit an orphanage this morning in Kansas. ‘It was heartbreaking to see all those sad faces, no hope behind the eyes and all too familiar with loss,’ said Adam, aged 7.

So endearing. This little jet had a very heavy landing and broke its gear, so we're teaching it to fly again by building its confidence. Baby steps.

A lot of people ask about our complaints' procedure. Well, I can assure you, we follow a very vigorous procedure.

Loving the bathroom upgrades in our American Airlines’ lounge.

Just been to the gate of a delayed flight to let everyone know what's happening. I noticed an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German right at the back of the area. They couldn't really see me, so I stood on a box and shouted, 'Can you see me now?' 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.'

Absolutely delighted to have organised the fly past for the King's Birthday toda...oh ffs

We have some amazing England World Cup merchandise in our Duty Free. #Official

Damn. Big Nev from freight has been arrested coming back from New York. No idea why.

Hopefully we'll have no more bird strikes after today. Made great progess with their union rep this morning.

Delighted to be starting a new freight delivery driver today!

Inevitable.

I think the new airport scanners need calibrating. Just a feeling.

We have a lovely mixed salad on the 16:55 to Alicante this evening.

There’s a slight delay on the 13:24 to New York due to a crack in a window.

An airline has asked us to take some staff photos. Very happy with the results so far.

Well that was a fu**ing waste of money.

Marvellous. Picture just in from Betty, 74, on safari at Kruger National Park. Such majestic animals. Super.

Absolutely delighted to have opened our new Customer Service training centre today!

Technology is amazing. It’s fantastic that you can watch your plane landing on the seat back scree…oh ffs.

Airport logic.

Just been down the cafe. Good to see that Margo is letting bygones be bygones.

Please obey the rules. Yesterday a pilot was overstimulated on a digestive biscuit and did a barrel roll on the way to Alicante. Thank you.

True story.

We had a very successful bring your child to work day today!

Well, the Barbie-Q-Chicken didn't go down well on the 'Little Flyer's' menu today. Kids are crying.

Delighted to be launching our new app today!

Tourism in Kansas City has dropped in 2026. No idea why.

A lot of people ask if they can approach our sniffer dogs. You can, as long as you follow the rules.

Flying with a young one? Our mini mart has all you need to help them to sleep.

Good news for airport shoppers, we now have an ALDI price match! This means that any similar item we sell is guaranteed to be no more than 50 times the price you pay in ALDI. #Value

I have a box of brake parts on my desk. Can't for the life of me remember what they were for. It'll come to me.

Employee of the month goes to Brian from our Balloon Club! Caught his wife on the joystick of our Flight School Instructor, yet he still came to work. You'd never have known. Top Lad. 🏆

Just catching up on some old correspondence this morning. Just opened an email from the Home Office. Looks like we need to prepare for something called 'Covid.'