17 years old. Never had a better friend. His last frisbee. The bestest boy. Sleep well.

Airlines are going to love our new billboard.

Fact: San Francisco airport has an anxiety therapy pig they dress in different costumes to help relieve stress in nervous passengers. We do a very similar thing here, except ours is dressed in a bun with egg, lettuce and tomato and is available as part of a meal deal.

He has risen, to 35,000 feet.

The airport Chaplain gets very excited at Easter. I’m guessing he’s planning something big in our Chapel. He did mention that he might be in the local paper…Oh ffs.

Fact: The reason airports use a 'push back tractor' is because if it they used a 'pull forward tractor,' it would tow aircraft into the terminal and destroy perfectly good planes. Idiots.

That's Tiger Woods just landed. Welcome.

Met with HR today. She said I had to respect personal space a little more. I was so angry I got up, grabbed a towel and told her she could loofah her own back.

Just been chatting to a lovely old fella on the viewing balcony over the apron. What a character, he was telling me all about shooting down German planes. I managed to wrestle the rocket launcher off him though and the 19:40 to Munich left on time.

Very pleased to have won the Artemis launch contract for NASA. Benny in Maintenance has played a blinder. Godspeed chaps.

Everything is running on time, there are no flight cancellations, going through security takes 5 minutes and WH Smith has reduced all prices.

This is getting silly. A Texan has brought his emotional support tractor.

A preflight walk around is vital for safety reasons, allowing the pilot to se...oh ffs

Parking Announcement: If you're short stay don't use long stay. If you use drop off don't stay long, stay short. But not short stay. Stay long enough to drop off, but not in long stay, & shorter than short stay. Short stay is not drop off & drop off is way shorter than long stay.

That's our Head of Health & Safety heading away to a conference. Safe flight Tony.

Bit short staffed today, so Benny from Maintenance has been helping out in the Food Court.

Fact: The Antonov 124 was so large, a 747 full of cargo could land in it, slashing loading times.

People complain about security pat downs, but in the 13th Century, airport security searches were far worse.

Just looking through an old airport pin up calendar. This beauty here was Miss Runway.

Just been down the cafe. Good to see that Margo is letting bygones be bygones.

We've really lost the romance in flying. This was the typical configuration of an upper deck in a 747. Look how happy people were? No one on their phone, and no flip flops or joggers. Boeing really have lost their way.

I wonder what this suitcase is the best thing since?

Marvellous. Video just in from Malcolm, one of our sniffer dog handlers, enjoying himself on holiday in Miami. I believe he's taken his dog with him too. Smashing.

Travel Fact: The Japanese flag is also a very accurate pie chart of how Japanese Japan is.

Coka Cola are going apeshit about the branding on the new promotional concession we designed for them. No idea why.

There's nothing worse than having a lovely quiet meal then someone really annoying tries to interrupt. You try to ignore them, and drop hints they're not welcome, but they still keep trying to start a conversation. I hate anniversaries.

My guess is that Bob from Freight does have some regrets.

Need a hearty breakfast? Why not try the Vegan sausages in our Food Court?

There are some huge lines in Customs this afternoon. Seizing cocaine has its perks.

A passenger complained that they found something truly disgusting in their in flight meal. We've investigated, and it's the in flight meal.

Air China really go the extra mile for their 1st Class passengers.

Historical Fact: Between March 1946 and August 1947, our airport was used for housing prisoners of war. This taught us everything we know about handling passengers today.

Haven't seen Betty from Housekeeping for a while.

When visiting places in Amsterdam, I strongly urge you not to make the same mistake I did.

Teamwork makes the dream work. Well done everybody.

Such a shame about Chuck Norris. The only man an airport WH Smith ever gave a discount to. #RIP

I have man flu and I’m still tweeting. In case you were wondering where the Nobel Prize is going this year.

Just finished a film for our shareholder presentation! After the bit on record profits and enormous management bonuses, this shows what we're giving staff.

🎶If you like Piña Coladas (only £29), And gettin' caught in delays, You will shop in a WH Smith, Now you're poor with half a brain, If you like rubber gloves at midnight, Between the dunes of your bum, We’re the airport that you've looked for, To miss your plane to the sun🎶

Just going to a party for one of our pilots who suddenly decided to retire early. No reason.

Delighted to have won the catering contract for British Airways 1st Class! Even happier that’s it’s part of our prisoner rehabilitation programme.

I'm just about to have an Emirates Airbus A380 shower! Hopefully they won't miss it because it really suits my bathroom.

No way that aircraft is moving.

The investigative skills of our customs officers is unbelievable. As is the case here, only a highly trained, eagle eyed Custom's Officer would notice that the bag this passenger was carrying felt just a little off. Can you tell what tipped them off?

The reason Air Traffic Control towers have glass angled at 15 degrees is because if it was brick, no one would be able to see out. Idiots.

Police have just told Kevin in Air Traffic that it looks like his girlfriend has been hit by a truck. Kev said looks weren't everything and she had a nice personality.

Fact: The most air miles ever collected in one year was by a Miss Lisa Stansfield in 1989. It was because she had been around the world multiple times to find her baby.

Good news, looks like we've got Air Conditioning on our Shuttle Bus.

Had a meeting with Ryan Air today! We confirmed the location in London, then went to a hotel 80 miles away in the middle of nowhere and waited.

We’re still experiencing severe delays on the supersonic service to New York. This is mainly caused because a replacement for Concorde hasn’t been built yet. Please remain at the gate.