Michael J Fox and Kevin Bacon Star Trek transporter accident #totp

If I wanted to see racists, I would have watched the news #TOTP

Is this punk? #totp

Don’t get too close to his hair if you’re smoking a cigarette #totp

I think there were drugs in my gin #totp

Bingo! #totp

I have no memory of this. #totp Anyone got a bingo yet?

That message went straight to spam #totp

FUCK OFF STING #totp

Sorry, still a no from me #totp

If I wanted to see a racist, I’d have watched the news #TOTP

They should be deported for this song. #totp

Thank fuck #totp

Excuse me, I need to go and pierce my eardrums #totp

Did they take the previous lads and dye one blonde? #totp

Can they call the police on themselves? #totp

The guitar player just gave up there #totp

MY, MY, MY DELILAH #totp

I would like you to be gone now #totp

England singing about football coming home is like an ex who can’t let go. Football barely even remembers England. She has kids and is playing with another country’s balls #TOTP

FUCK OFF #totp

Did he have to record this because he lost a bet? #totp

Wait, this is their different song? #totp

Right, *slaps thighs*, gin? #totp

A song about forgotten bottle of vodka in the fridge #totp

Terfs just spontaneously combusted #totp

Oh, how far we’ve come in the last 25+ years. In the wrong direction. #TOTP

What’s with that dill above lip? #totp

I forgot heavy alcohol consumption #totp

Are they coming to deport me? #totp

We are breaking the usual “Raging at the State of the World” programme to give you two hours of questionable hits. Expect strong language and violent scenes. #totp

Not a shepherds pie, more like “those veggies need to be cooked” pie.

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I might wash my windows to distract myself from all of the shit that’s happening right now.

Late breakfast, early lunch anyone?

Couldn’t they just announce they are going full Nazi, because I don’t know if I’m buying a house or packing my bags.

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I need all of the writers of dystopian fiction to stop writing now, the fuckers in the governments are using it as an instruction manual.

All of you people in England bragging about a bank holiday not that long ago- we have tomorrow AND Monday off.

“We will save you from the foreigners for a small price of giving all of your data to Palantir!” British Government Next up: “Watch this advert to gain access to a glass of water from your kitchen tap.”

Just need to survive the office today.

Jesus Christ, I would like to remind some people once again that not every thought has to be expressed.

Wes Streeting is a cunt.

So, we’re watching every single step from the Nazi playbook happening in real life and the only thing we have is posting on social media? Cool. Cool cool.