Never mind about all of those people being killed, would someone think about the influencers who are in Dubai right now?!

One of those days I will not have overwhelming anxiety on the Sunday night, but today is not that day.

And all together now! “For might makes right, And till they've seen the light, They've got to be protected, All their rights respected, Till somebody we like can be elected. Members of the corps All hate the thought of war. They'd rather kill them off by peaceful means.”

Yesterday I’ve made myself an elaborate breakfast, today I’ve had noodles. It’s all about balance.

Oh great, it’s raining again.

The WWIII is starting, and I’m watching Bridgerton and drinking wine.

I’m watching 911: Nashville. It’s sooo cringe. I love it.

The young woman at the till in Superdrug looked at me like I’ve just told her that I like drowning kittens for fun when I said no to “donating” 50p to charity.

The sun’s out, so you go for a stupid walk for your stupid mental health, you step into a Glasgow park, take a deep breath… and a cloud of weed hits you in the face.

There’s that weird bright ball in the sky again.

Does anyone know why I’m not a wife yet?

See, I didn’t have to watch it after all.

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I’m going back to bed.

Why am I dramatically singing along to Delilah?! #notTOTP

Tell me this is for charity #notTOTP

“She knows how to swing opinion” She’s running for the Green Party in a Labour safe seat. #totp

Hop! Jo’anna! #totp

Does anyone else have an urge to jump? #totp

What's The Mission? It's a small church in South America but that's not important right now #totp

Rick! 😍 #totp

Joe! Joe! Joe!

I’ve been tortured with this song by my mum most of my life #totp

The way he sings is annoying me #totp

FUCK OFF #totp

I think there were drugs in my drink again #totp

There was one who wanted to be a painter man, but got refused. We all know how that ended #totp

Song written by drugs #totp

That would explain why one of them came dressed as a disco ball #totp

I’m not sure what’s happening on my screen- is this a wedding band? #totp

Me, sing to a bottle of gin #totp

Are they trying to say that they will dance and romance only if he marries them? #totp

I Will Survive is a song that has somehow managed to avoid being tainted by drunken karaoke and nostalgia radio. It's immense. #totp

A chuj!* #totp *dick in Polish

Thank fuck for a mute button #totp

I would prefer not to look at you #totp

All of the facial hair on the stage has been drawn on with a sharpie #totp

Sorry, I just had my perfect moment with a kebab #totp

What’s wrong with me? Have you seen the state of the world lately? #totp

Why?! Why did I put it on? #totp

I’m giving up #totp

I’m late! What did I miss? #totp

There’s a scaffolding being installed outside, I wonder how many drunk people are going to try it tonight…

Woke Islamists, not “forcing the sharia law Islamists” anymore? Which one is it Matt?

Scrubs got revived? …why?

Jesus fuck, I hate my job this week more than usual.

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Funny how a glass of wine on a school night tastes like “fuck everything, especially work”.