I’m washing the bedding and I think the washing machine is trying to fly into space.

Breakfast anyone?

I find it quite funny how the people who are constantly telling me they are my friends never invite me to anything or even really talk to me. What’s the point on insisting they are?

I’m still raging.

Blep.

Could we make it a Tom Jones night instead? #notTotp

A beach resort in Tunisia is missing its resident magician #totp

I had no idea how he looked like until now #totp

Next Doctor audition #totp

Drugs might have been involved in writing this music video #totp

SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP #totp

Bidet, just bidet #totp

Sorry, can’t talk, I’m dancing #totp

Play a different one! #totp

This is such a tune #totp

🎶 I am in Aldi 🎶 #TOTP

Excellent hair #totp

He’s filming Top Gun after this #totp

Phil Oakey’s cheekbones should be classed as world wonder #totp

Must be a lot of poison mind under that hat #totp

We’re going to eat pizza #totp

Vengabus not good enough for you anymore?! #totp

Didn’t British people have better things to spend their money on in the 90s?! #totp

What the fuck is this shit, and who bought it?! #totp

I hate this song with a burning passion #totp

I was the first man in space, but then it turned out to be too much drugs #totp

The 90s music makes me think that the AI slop was available way earlier than we think #totp

There she goes, hurting my ears #totp

Someone throw her a note #totp

Well, that’s a trip alright #totp

The kids aren’t alright. The millennials either. #totp

Ah, the Spanish guitar. #totp

When Shania says “let’s go girls” and you go, you’re a girl. No other legal definitions needed. #totp

I’m late! What did I miss? #totp

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it): How am I supposed to pick the best?!

A light reading for this Friday morning. 62 million visits in February. The shortest month of the year. Where are the “protectors” of women?

A light reading for this Friday morning. 62 million visits in February. The shortest month of the year. Where are the “protectors” of women?

My OH’s body got a shock coming back to Scotland, and now I’m awake because he has a 38 degree fever…

Hot Overloaded Servers In Your Regino

I have no fucking patience for this zombie of a place today. Somebody holler when they bring it back to life.

Did I break it again?

Let’s spin the wheel of “what unhinged “woke conspiracy” are my colleagues going to discuss today.” Someone kill me.

I might have had a few gins on a school night. Oops.

I don’t need another skin toner, I don’t need another skin toner, I don’t need another skin toner…

The Omen. I think I was 11.

Today’s office wisdom- “they have to be careful when making any new tv and movies these days because people are too easily offended.” Jesus fuck.

The Doctor becomes a doctor.

They would sell their own mothers before even considering changes in their manifesto.