I just heard that, apparently, the USA has banned 3 of the Scotland’s opponents in the World Cup. So, are you trying to tell me that we might have a chance to get out of the group stage?

I just had a massive panic attack(mind fine, body still shaking) and had to lie down, and she sat next to me all that time. All is forgiven.

Jesus Christ somebody make it stop.

Wild haggis is causing problems again.

Guess who puked all over the duvet covers again.

I’ve made this “marry me orzo” for dinner quite a few times, I don’t think it’s working.

A Witcher. Bring me the elixirs.

I want to be Celine when I grow up.

Is it Friday yet?

I think I might be cursed- every time I manage to relax and forget about the anxiety for a bit something happens to ruin it.

Tonight reminded me of the “good old days” of silly banter we’ve had here in my early days on bsky. And it was nice.

WOULD SOMEBODY THINK ABOUT THE HORSES.

Tempted to ditch work and have a long nap.

😩

Why am I awake if I could be asleep until 8am, you ask? Because my OH has a work meeting. Whoever planned that should be whipped.

I’m honoured. 🥹 I would like to thank my parents and the community I’ve grown up in, I wouldn’t be here without all of the trauma.

Don’t make me tap the sign.

“I came here from X and looking to get back the 100k followers I’ve lost, help me out!” No problem mate, have a block.

No idea what I’ve done to deserve all of those new followers, but welcome! And fasten your seatbelts, you’re in for a wild ride.

Not sure if I should watch Fallout or just wait for it to happen in real life.

Jesus Christ, wouldn’t it be nice if some people just shut up, even the “well meaning” ones? I can barely motivate myself to brush my teeth, what makes you think that I will be able to get outside or exercise? Also, I’m glad to know that “I don’t look depressed”. Get tae fuck.

Part of an email I’ve received today- I thought they were going to make it more difficult?

Everything I’ve learned about Brooklyn Beckham I’ve learned against my will.

Repost with your home river. Biebrza, Podlasie, Poland. (Picture by Grzegorz and Tomasz Kłosowscy)

I’m going to buy them all. www.dazemade.co.uk

So, how are we all feeling about the renaissance of the nazism that is happening right in front of us? At least the first time people didn’t have the comparison.

I’m struggling today, physically and mentally. I might go to bed and watch some Chinese drama.

Ricky Gervais got a golden globe? As funny as a root canal.

My brain is refusing to work today.

Why is it so dark?!

Could the anxiety just fuck off now?! I’m tired of this shit.

Hide K9!

They also had a party TARDIS

I’m standing in the Riverside Museum taking pictures of DeLorean and hear a woman next to me saying to a little boy “come, I will show you a car from this old movie!” I could feel myself crumbling into dust.

@davidjboughton.bsky.social Happy Birthday, I hope you have a wonderful day 🥳😘

There’s a noise outside that sounds like a petrol power generator, but I can’t see anything, and it makes me think that one of the air conditioning units for the take aways downstairs is malfunctioning. Anyway, the noise is driving me nuts.

I’ve had a pot of ginger and lemon tea instead of gin tonight. Who am I?!

Forgot dips. Twit.

Fuck it, I’m ordering pizza.

Feed cleanse, because I’m raging too much today. Enjoy!

“Today I will write a blogpost about how shit X is and that all of the public figures should boycott it, and post it on the least controversial platform out there, Substack.” Dude.

People need to shut the fuck up and stop “debating”. Trying to drive away from an altercation does not warrant being executed on the spot.

I’ve corrected someone saying the wee guy was a Dik Dik under someone else’s posting this video, and got more likes than the post below…

There’s only so much rod you can take #NotTotp

Sorry, I can’t stand them #totp

I want you to leave straight after sex #totp

👇 #totp

That’s very Donnie Darko #totp