I’m contemplating retraining this year(for a second time), but I’m not quite sure what should I do to be able to move away from the city and still make money.

Checking my bank balance and thinking “fuck, I’ve been robbed!”- yeah, by the council and the utility companies, I forgot it’s the beginning of the month.

If only you were using the same energy to protest against the harmful and divisive policies and practices of this government you are using to defend your favourite politician.

Since he is a puppet anyway maybe we should replace the current prime minister with one of the Muppets, at least they are nicer to look at.

Might be time for a cheeky wee kiss.

Might be too cold for a garden fling, but I will give it a shot anyway. Cheers!

I’m not paying attention to the news, not one bit.

Bloody Baltic* *not pictured.

I need Clarissa to come and explain to me how to stop noticing everything and live your life with creeping sense of impending doom.

Rupert has heard us talking about the news.

@magnumificent.bsky.social happy Birthday Mags, have a wonderful day! 🥳

The newest graduates of the Social Media University are collecting their International Relations degrees as we speak.

So when is the WW3 starting, I don’t know if I should be bothered with work next week.

I have the Monday anxiety already.

Got bloody especially for you stuck in my head now. Awesome.

I can’t stand Elvis.

The picture quality of this episode was purposefully lowered in case this dance causes any strokes #totp

Have we somehow traveled back in time to 9pm? #totp

🎶 Nothing really matters to me 🎶 #totp

I’m watching on my phone and I thought they were wearing chainmail sleeves #totp

Is that smoke coming from a massive bong? #totp

I do it too, stop bragging #totp

There’s more?! #totp

Especially for the dads #totp

Those dancers are not there and I’m just hallucinating, right? Right?! #totp

Play PSB and A Tribe Of Toffs, cowards! #TOTP

Clam fisher? #totp

Just some jolly sailors on shore leave, looking for a dose of the clap… #totp

Those notes don’t go together #totp

Deep breaths lads, we wouldn’t like anyone to have a heart attack #totp

For a long time I thought they were called Eurasia #totp

Fuck no #totp

We’re jammin’! #totp

How much coke did he have before this? #totp

This needs more cowbell #totp

They’ve moved him away from the audience again #totp

If you’re having visions you should stop having so many mushrooms #totp

Just a little song about domestic abuse #totp

You’re only a native New Yorker now if you can prove your ancestry three generations back #totp

I’m dead.

Is this an open mic night again? #totp

Them too. And anyone else who shows up with a terrible cover #totp

Get me a double g&to and some chips Robbie #totp

I think I was enjoying puking my guts out more #totp

This is torture indeed #totp

That’s it, take them behind the studio and shoot them #totp

The boobs are out to distract us from this god awful song, aren’t they #totp

This cover is a fucking tragedy. #totp