"Oh mighty and everlasting bomb, who came down among us to make heaven under earth, lighten our darkness."

Bleepy bleep. Dubby dub. Bubbly bubble. That bassline though.

AC stands for Americans, Copacetically.

Very proud of @fruitypy.bsky.social writing for the G on the EHRC Code. Getting a trans voice into those pages - supported by another team of trans people - is no joke, and she hits a good tone between educating the masses and articulating our fears. @transsolidarity.bsky.social

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You know how rich people are all low-key psychotic with no grasp of reality because they're surrounded by people who just tell them what they want to hear all the time? That's you when you use AI that is.

Charmed to hear that the 92 year old fireboat "Pyronaut" was borrowed from her berth by Bristol M-Shed Museum to spray the underside of the bridge www.bristol247.com/news-and-fea...

Gah.

I wrote a thing on my patreon, it's free to read: AI is everywhere, maybe now is when we (meaning artists) start winning www.patreon.com/posts/ai-is-...

It's almost too hot to paint. Everything dries too quickly. Especially if, like me, you work at a small scale and with very fine brushes. Tomorrow will be even hotter, so I expect many instances of the paint drying on the brush before it has reached the paper.

We've found that being the family with diabetic, coeliac, vegetarian and autistic safe food requirements has stopped any invites for food.

Tempted to rat on the Mob so they lock me in a nice, cold chest freezer.

We know why. I'd call it the greatest sunk cost fallacy of our time, except they already know it's shit.

I might go get a choc-ice.

Salvation's Child, my first graphic novel and one that expands the universe of the Final Architecture, is now out!

This looks great!

I've absolutely had a conversation about this with a random at a party at 5am.

Ooooooh

Had to leg it down to the high street on my break. Not advisable. 🫠 I'm a sweaty mess and definitely doing my next meeting sans shorts with feet in a washing up bowl of cold water. Obvs off camera.

Once more @prudenceandthecrow.bsky.social have managed, in this month's parcel, to find me an Agatha I haven't already got (although I have read two of the four stories within before, but I don't mind because one of those is a favourite)

Looks at the utter twats throwing balls for their dogs in the sun in the park in the afternoon in 30°C.

hello! it is my birthday! buy my weird (complimentary) pictures! (I won't ship until mid June though because house move chaos)

6:00am, garden thermometer said 21C and the air was already thick enough to cut with a knife. Even the dogs were not into the walk. Back to work today, I've started early so I can finish early and siesta the 3pm heat away. Even in the shade it was air soup. Bring on the cooling end of week!

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Everyone should read Vonnegut

Lovely. With alt text

Edgar Allan Paws has been deperate for a cuddle all day, but every time he's tried sitting on me it's just been unacceptable (cos stupidly hot). It's now acceptable. He's now purring.

Jam Cake Greggs Wedding DJs

Guys, what if the Turing Test was testing *US*? <mind Blown>

Listen, you might learn something

Currently:

Generally it'll turn out fine so long as you're not a selfish or thoughtless prick. It's not a competition. Kids will be their best selves, don't pressure. Believe kids when they tell you school is tough. Don't "well in my day" or "it's always like that". It's not chocolate, wash your hands.

I can hear House Teenager planning to meet up with their Cardiff Uni student pals for a day trip to Barri (Barry Island) tomorrow. Feeling quite jealous.

Heh, I love this. So silly.

Trying to Tell Myself I'm Cultured by Listening to Radio 3 in the Car But Then This Happens

[grumbles]

“AI is a tool” *you’re* a fucken tool

Yeah.

Oh wow!

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I've not seen it cos I have set many wise experts adrift on The Mute Sea, but apparently it's "You need to get back to X" time again? All I'll say is I've not had a KitKat since 1992, cos Nestlé, so I'm not going to be going to that place. It's like people don't even understand how boycotts work?

Bluesky is dyeing

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Inside you are two Bluesky posters. Sorry about the noise.

Right. Aeropressing an iced coffee. Try to wake up a bit.

What like this ?

The big dog caught it. Sent a side table and pint of water flying in process. Cats have both just rocked up demanding food. 🙄

Fucking bastard shitting massive house fly. Where's the cats when you want them?

Apparently Wyndham's publisher rejected the initial title "Day of the Trinads" fairly late in the publishing cycle, but due to a marketing balls up the original art remained.

Let's go steal police officer helmets, they can't arrest us. Its the perfect crime. Love this is an FAQ.