I'm feeling super on edge this week. Probably a combination of the ongoing life unpleasantness and being night shift knackered but I'm not feeling very people compatible and like I'm just gonna annoy people. So I'll have a bit of a break again. Sorry I keep doing this.

What a director.

variety.com/2025/film/ne... Oh man this is awful 😔

Rumours of Cumbria's imminent demise due to rainfall greatly exaggerated so far. It's a bit moist though.

Things I wouldn’t do for love? Mingers.

Cheers! Black Cherry Kraken & Coke might be my new drink.

Might have a Cherry Kraken and Coke and continue to be shit at God of War

Christmas cookie decorating! T's are much better than my mine 😅

Tonight's scran! Lovely catch up with two of my oldest friends.

I have loads of little mini crushes on people for various reasons. No need to name anyone. I crush on folks who I think are genuine and make me laugh.

Supportive, kind, a listener. I don't have a type looks wise. Any combination of features of all types can and is beautiful.

No I had the tiniest breaded camembert ever.

Thank you! I feel like I'm getting predicable now though.

Do I need enlargement or reduction?

You don't say they can't give it away. I'd give everyone 10 thousand and hope some of them would be generous enough to gift me some back. If the gamble works I could still end up rich.

I'm going to count BS as public and say out a sock on they old fella to recreate the infamous RHCP cover

Neither!

Is this actually @pidric.bsky.social or Yoda?

ngl.link/stuface_1 Ok then I'm off out for food with a couple of pals so I'll leave this here. It's been a while since I've done one of these and it was like tumbleweeds last time 😅. Be nice! (Or naughty if you like 🫣)

Which actor’s facial expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?

Morning! Hands off cocks, on socks.

N'night.

Tomorrow nights menu. What's everyone having?

Morning all! I thought I'd start the day with a bit of rare positivity. I'm going for I nice meal with two good friends tomorrow, one that I haven't seen in a few years. No doubt we'll end up reminiscing about Magaluf 99' 😅 What excitement is everyone up to this weekend?

So my plan is to simply keep eating mince pies until I feel festive

People repost some weird fucking shit.

Who thinks I have food? Yes ☑️ No ❎

Morning all! Coffee? Several coffees? ☕

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.,

Hola fellow boring fitness/running wankers. Finally did a run despite feeling like dirt for a week! I'm actually happy with that. Absolutely shit up from running through all the mucky puddles.

Men. Keep your filthy fucking hands off women. Cunt.

It's been a lovely day

I make no apologies.

Just watched Paul Rudd bludgeon a unicorn to destroy. Violet won't stop staring at my pringles. How's your night going?

Distinctly lacking in motivation and any kind of positive feels tbh

Fuck sake.

Right my brain has decided to be cruel to me today, I'm feeling a bit detached and unloved. Also this week is going to be an incredibly tough one for my family so I can't imagine I'll find it easy to engage on here so it's time a sabbatical. See you on the flip side.

It was 'bring a parent' day to my daughters Acro Dance class today. I thought it would just be watching. It was not. I've been doing back bends, stretches, Roly polys and cartwheels. Every one of my auld joints hurt.

I love this pic from yesterday. It still blows my mind that I've scrambled up this rock face via the snowy gully that you can see ascending from right to left.

I've been brunching again. I wasn't convinced when this turned up but it was actually very nice.

I think this the best birthday card I've ever had. @vintagebintage.bsky.social

Ow me bloody feet!

Just a few more from the day. I'll stop the spam now.pp

45 trips around the sun. What was a positive year turned sour for reasons I won't go into here. But today I just want to be thankful for amazing friends, family and being able to spend the day in my opinion one of the most beautiful places in the world. (Also there is scran)

I don't want to. It's cold and I'm still full of fish and chips.

We definitely should have worn these @stopfordianneil.bsky.social

Had a lovely catch-up with the absolute gent that is @stopfordianneil.bsky.social this afternoon. Always a pleasure!

Yo @lrjyntt.bsky.social how ya doin?

Mmmm lamb burger.

Ahhhhh feels good knowing that I'd normally be at work at 6am BUT it's my birthday week (it's Wednesday) and I've got it booked off 🤗