Not sure if this will work on here but will try

Oh apparently that’s sexually suggestive. Hahahaha. I think not.

Right Bluesky. You have fair warning. I’m going to post a progress picture here in a second. Don’t look if you’re easily offended by flab and thunder thighs. Thanks.

Isn’t unsubscribing to shite emails so satisfying.

I have before. On an old account. But no, I don’t think I would. I’m 47 mate. Nobody needs that.

Batman knows exactly why he is my favourite.

Burlesque is for everyone. Age, gender, shape, size, ability - all welcome.

Fish chips and curry sauce. Plus scraps.

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Should’ve gone to specsavers.

Yeah I probably would Although I don’t think anyone would actually visit it 😂

Neither. I prefer bbq

If you are asking me this you don’t know me because I can eat neither really. But if gluten free is available then pasta

This could end up a bit of a thread to give a full answer. So I got into it in 2018 when I was in therapy for my self esteem issues. Trying to build confidence and particularly confidence about my appearance, I learned about how we need to push ourselves in order to grow. Couldn’t think of anything

Hmm ok. All these people are women. And I’ve never heard of them. And they’re all bikini pics. Nah. Game over

Right I’m not pratting on with finding 3 photos it’ll allow me to download. She’s pretty. Great bum.

Right ok. This better not be shit.

Ok.

I 💚 yooouuuu. Even if you are a prick sometimes.

Ummmm ok?

Wish I had done a boob flash! Would have been worth a ban 😂😂

Who wants to play? ngl.link/neuroticblon...

Right. Who was it then? Cos your punishment is ready.

I got booted off Bluesky and I didn’t like it. Who grassed on me 😂

Picked up two awards last night as well which I was absolutely over the moon with. First place in the first category and runner up in the second.

What a bunch of flappers we are! Last night’s 1920s secret speakeasy style burlesque Christmas party was fabulous.

Went out for Christmas meal with my team yesterday and to give them their gifts. Look what they had got me!!!! I’m absolutely over the moon 😂😂 the human pet bed. I had a lovely tipsy nap on it when I got home. It’s very comfy.

Had my festive nails done.

Fuck it. Christmas avi activated.

God I’m exhausted. It’s hard work trying to support absolutely everyone, do all the Christmas shopping, work full time, exercise and keep pushing those self loathing feelings down into the bottom of your soul. Can I have a day off where I give a shit about nobody and detest myself freely? Please.

Megan : mam do you like sparkly things? Me : whatever makes you think that? 😂

My team have bought me a Christmas present that apparently is too big and heavy to bring to our Xmas meal on Friday so will need dropping off at my door. What the hell could it be? 😂

Ok! Finally got them sorted. My god. What a faff.

Also. Are any of you any good at editing? I wanted one of the pics (not this one) to have a fireplace in the background with Xmas stocking hanging off it. The guy who did the shoot is new and didn’t have time to do it but said I can edit that one myself. I don’t know how to do it 😂

Christmas pics have been finalised. They’ve been massively delayed so won’t have time to have them made into cards sadly. But here. Have a virtual one from me 🎄

Been asked to do mine as well. I’m looking forward to some time off over Christmas with my family, and I’m grateful that my body lets me exercise and push myself

Ohh. I’ve just fallen in love with these nipple covers. £35 tho 😔

Anyway. Last night I wore a playsuit for the first time in my life. And I felt good. Never felt like I could pull them off before.

Right. Everyone stop being grumpy and tell me something you are happy about/grateful for/looking forward to. Immediately. Now.

I’m annoyed. Why do drunk men think they have carte Blanche to touch a woman who is just minding her own business waiting to be served at the bar. Fucking wanker.

Just nipping to the co op like a disco ball

Santa came early this year.

Can I show you something? It’s my costume I’ve been making for my first ever solo act debut in the spring. It’s based on She-Ra and I’ve hand applied every single gem to plain white items etc to create it. I’m very very proud of it.

Can’t sleep so fuck it. It’s raining though. So pray for me.

If people wanna post their Spotify wrapped, who are they hurting? Just let people share what they enjoy ffs.

I booked a flexi day from work today to have a nice little day to myself. Daughter off school poorly and now husband has phoned in sick. I CANT HAVE ANYTHING!!!!!!

Just to add context. This was the last Christmas present my mam bought me before she died 4 weeks later. It fit me at the time but hasn’t fit for 13 years. Just found it in my wardrobe. Wanted to check it isn’t dated - thanks all I’m gonna wear it x

Christmas party dress. Yes or no? (It’s a deep purple but the pics don’t really show the colour very well)

Ooh professional shots are back. I really like this one.

I’m off for a bit. Take care all.