Hey. I am taking a break. But before I do I just want to leave the link to this website here - which has been invaluable to me the last 24 hours or so. Please share with anyone and everyone. Www.reasonstostay.co.uk

None of you even like me so I’m just gonna fuck off. Yes I am spiralling but so what.

Oh good. People are making more plans that I’ll probably be not allowed to be involved in. Amazing. Good bye.

Tried to get a doctors appointment today because of my MH. Was told I’m not a medical emergency so I can’t have an appointment. Sorry my mental health being in the toilet isn’t a priority for you hun. That really made me feel better. Yep. Champion.

I’ve been teaching myself chair acro today. I’m Aiming for the second pic. I’m not as graceful but it’s only day one. Also I wouldn’t be wearing activewear on a stage either so will already look 50 times better 😆

I’m going to be gutted when the masked singer is finished next week.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? (I genuinely say this at least once a day)

If anyone’s interested in the last one, it’s part of a large project. Have a look www.instagram.com/barelylit_ar...

2026 is my year of new things. I’ve signed up to a pole dancing course. Booked a lapdancing workshop and a nude photo shoot. WHAT MIDLIFE CRISIS?

Hello. Please don’t tell me what I’ve missed as I deactivated for a week entirely to miss things. Thanks.

I’m watching the take that documentary and stand by mark Owen being one of the most beautiful men ever to walk the earth. IDST 😂😂

Oh. This is good. If you know you know, why I might do this 😏

Good morning.

Payday treat for me today! I love it.

I guess I’m being big spoon tonight then?

Leather hot pants have been deployed for tonight’s dance class

Finished mobland. Bereft. No more sexy Tom until series 2 comes out.

Me and my big lad are having a nice chilled morning after he spent half the night jumping on me and shouting at me.

Good morning. Is anyone going to be talking about anything other than football today or should I just close the app till tomorrow?

A Saturday well spent taking photos of my own bum. What?

Can some women answer this please cos the men don’t get it 😂

Does anyone use a protein and collagen coffee? Can you please let me know what you recommend? Thanks.

Good morning. Happy Saturday. I’d love someone to look after me today by bringing me cups of tea and snacks in bed.

Right time for more Mobland. Aka 2 hours of imagining Tom hardy absolutely ruining me.

It’s 13 years today since my lovely mama took her last breath. I miss her so much. Started the day with a run to lift my spirits and have actually smashed the day. She would be proud.

For those of you who remember our lovely Jem, that’s who I’ve been away with this week. And she bought me this gift and I have not laughed so much at a book in AGES. 🤣🤣

In fact if anyone knows him tell him I’m waiting…

Only just getting round to watching Mobland now. Tom Hardy is so fucking beautiful in this. Would let him ruin me.

Getting my steps in while someone else is talking. Champion

Thank god Claudia told them it was time to shut the fuck up #traitors

I’m at the station waiting for my train home. What a lovely couple of days ❤️

This is so peaceful.

Good morning! Two days off work for me now. Going to spend them in a forest. 🌳

Why don’t you all just marry Spurs?

If someone you’ve know for several years but rarely see suddenly starts sending you loads of memes and reels on the daily, what does that mean? Do you think they’re lonely?

I love how the box that my heated socks came in suggests they’re for people who do really adventurous things like snow boarding, and there’s me, buying them to keep my feet warm while I sit and watch Traitors of an evening.

It was pissing down out there. Just what you need on a Monday morning.

This 2016 vs 2026 thing just makes me think ah well. I’ve gotten old but my eyebrow game is better

I have declined the offer of a paid for by my husband take away for tea tonight, and am going to cook myself something. Everyone congratulate me on my incredible willpower and give me all the rewards please.

What the fuck is this new iOS update and why has it made my Home Screen fucking awful to look at.

Little test run out after about ten days illness. That’ll do.

I’m so popular.

Saturdays child is full of mischief. Or something like that.

Tonight my friend said she could not cope with how hot I’m looking. We’ve been friends for 40 years. She’s never said this before. I’m blaming the neckline.

Nobody cares we’ve all deleted it anyway

I am still wearing my Christmas pjs and there’s fuck all you can do about it. Good night from a still poorly me. Will this cold ever fully fuck off?

Indeed! Sometimes we get so hung up on what everyone else is doing, not doing, or what they have that we forget to have gratitude towards ourselves. Stop worrying abut everyone else and focus on you. There’s only one after all.

It me.

Morning! It was so good to be back at dance last night. I’ve missed it. Happy hump Day

Guess where I’m off to? 💃