I was going to moan that my son had left season 3 of Stranger Things running and fucked off to bed. But I've rewatched the finale and I'm restarting season 4, so I'll shut the fuck up.

Fuck it. I'm driving blindfolded from now on.

I've also had fucking emails, as I've just discovered. I've asked them to please not contact me again. I don't fucking need this shit, I don't need stresses that I'd left in the fucking past rearing up now. I'm happy, leave me the fuck alone

Gonna log off guys. Night x

And if you pop up on here again, just fucking block me. Because I'll be blocking you.

Received a text out of the blue from someone I haven't heard from in ages. And I decided to leave that connection in the past. I feel pretty good about it.

Tunes for the road

To Bristol! Fucking finally 🙄

I'm counting down. Half an hour until I can take this fucking lava lamp to my daughter in Bristol. Then I can drive back, light the fire, pour a drink, and choose a movie.

2012 First narrowboat holiday with @toriboard.bsky.social - me without a beard 🧔

I can’t believe Fox is actually admitting prices are skyrocketing under Trump!

"Where's your fucking poppy!?"

Just put the potato costume on and let me squirt ketchup on you. Don’t make this weird

Post you from a different era Me in 1997

Post you from a different era Me aged 13. A long time ago

Post you from a different era Me in 2010

Post you from a different era Me in 1997.

Even I thought this was one of mine!

Trump every time he’s confronted about one of his lies: “Who are you with?” Reporter: Gives name of company. Trump: You’re fake news. You’re terrible. I’m not calling on you anymore! You should be ashamed of yourself! This is why nobody watches you! Then goes back to lying.

I'm honestly surprised I don't get slapped more often at work.

I didn't need much encouragement to be fair.

I seem to have reached 2k followers. And I can only ask WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

We're putting up trees and listening to Christmas music 🎅🎄

🎵 Where's your fuckin' poppy?🎵

Born on this day 1927: funny man, Ken Dodd.

Inside California's fight against ICE

Where’s your fuckin’ poppy?

Where's your fuckin' poppy?

Where’s you fuckin’ poppy?

I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files. Change my mind.

Morning. I am once again going to be late for my Saturday shift x

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

THINGS ARE PRETTY GOOD HERE 🇨🇦 PeaceLoveCanada.ca

Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on those very people he likes to write about and claim as his own.

This has not gotten much attention, but it should. Virginia under Youngkin returned to an insanely harsh system where people convicted of any felony lose their voting rights FOR LIFE. Dems' win this week mean they'll get to advance a constitutional amendment to end lifetime disenfranchisement.

Pride is back on the menu, boys.

mr gorbachev, put a gloryhole in this wall

🤣🤣🤣

#DrOz #Obesity #Dementia

"loss of our own dick was not in our projections while pulling the 'shoot off your own dick' lever"

COKE: is pepsi okay DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could

Where's your fuckin' poppy?

Where's your fuckin' poppy?

Where’s your fuckin’ poppy?

Ok. AI might actually improve these faces...

Having a cheeky bottle of Brancott Estate Sauvignon Blanc tonight. Those Kiwi's know how to bang out a decent drop!

There are many examples of prehistoric barrows and tombs being haunted by men without their heads (see list below). Could they be #ghosts or folk memories of sacrifices linked to some ancient head cult? (It's a doubtful theory but all I could think of for #FolkyFriday !) #PhantomsFriday #FolkHorror