Chippie tea tonight, laaaads

I was a drab little crab once.

This week is feeling like it's never gonna end...

Five shows to get to know me: - Curb Your Enthusiasm - Flight of the Conchords - Sex and the City - Dexter - Still Game (hehe)

aye.

If I don't get a good night's sleep soon, I think I may cry.

oh y'know. just watching the rain pass by 🌧

Could I have 5 more hours of peaceful sleep, please?

How many easter eggs have you eaten already?

I just burnt a pot of pasta. How's your day going?

How's it only 10am? I feel like I've been awake for 7 straight days.

you promised me a pepperoni pizza party!

we've too many analogue clocks in this house.

GUYS❗️THEY ARE BACK❗️Lidl must've heard my calling. What a jolly wee day indeed 🥸

It hurts my brain when people have no common sense and/or thought process.

🥰🌞 hiya

Why has no one posted Jamiroquai regarding all this hat business? We all know he was the king of hats.

Cats are such graceful, majestic creatures. #Ziggie 🐈‍⬛️

I've switched my phone network from EE to giffgaff, and I actually have signal on my phone not using WiFi! I can annoy you buggerheads even more 🥰 What a delightful wee day x

feeling like a discarded teabag this morning

what the fucking fuck is going on

we're all feeling pretty meh today, huh?

Having the laziest sunday EVUR and it is bliss. (I will totally regret it later on)

I want no ifs or buts.

good morning you wee pockets of sunshine x

why is washing your hair such a chorrreee

ran outta coffee.

I don't often go out out, but when I do, I make sure it's a Monday night. (Pray for Tuesday morning Lori, please.)

*in hell* me: excuse me, l was told there would be a special place for me here?

What are the female names equivalent to 'every Tom, Dick and Harry' ??

I've always thought Tuesdays are worse than Mondays.

we got the full moonz 🌝

I reckon I'm just gonna become a food and sky image account because I'm dull and have nothing to say apart from showing those hahaha CLEARLY 🫩

just another wee morning sunrise 🧡

I love a folded over crisp, me. So much flavour trapped within. The calzone of the crisps world #crisps #chat

ziggie got in the mix of viewing the sunrise/birds scattering about on the roof 🐈‍⬛️

the subtle colour gradient of the sky is magical, ft. the moon.

Does anyone know how I can speak to an actual human with Evri's customer service because wtaf

my day is looking like I may eat a spoonful of biscoff from the jar.

Wondered why I've been feeling sleepy today, and it's because I've had no coffee. Zero. Nadda. Zilch. I'm amazed I'm still functioning.

Just watched a wee video clip of a baby monkey that was separated by his family. And THEN he was rejected by all the other monkeys. So, he was given a cuddly toy monkey to keep, and so he carried it around and played it with and cosied into it for hugs, and now I'm all emotional

cereal for tea? alrighty then.

what the actual what

I’ve given up for lent.

at this rate I would pay someone kindly to come over and play with my hair until I fall asleep

If there's one thing I am half decent at, it is making peelie-wally pancakes 🥞

Quite

homemade pizza is romantic, right? RIGHT?! 🍕