We apparently have a culprit going around and pissing in people's cereal this morning. y so angry & full of h8???

yourself, but as a cartoon.

Swell day, chaps.

piss aaaaff

This weather is making me wanna hurl myself down the stairs, and the thought of another snow storm...UGH.

@timcattlin.bsky.social I seen what you posted before you deleted and honestly I'm hurt that you got it so wrong 💔😂😂😂 #notashetlander

If tacos can fall apart and still be amazing, then so can I.

I just want cocoon myself in bed 😭

Why's Sky TV so expensive 😫 and don't tell me it isn't, because it is.

Happy Burns Night.

Ah. I see the new layout and I do not likey.

homemade pizzzaaaaa 📢📢📢

but these days, jelly on a plate alone isn’t enough to amuse anyone.

Hello, fellow dweebs x

Dear Diary, It's January 86th, and it is a dreich day out there; very much like my soul right now. PS. I've burnt my mouth TWICE today and it's not been fucking ideal. Goodbye. For now.

My gym induction was tomorrow at 4, but they've just called to cancel it. This is a sign, right? I should just stick with wine and chocolate?

Hi. My name is Lori, and I'm in my chicken-noodle-soup-for-lunch-everyday phase. Again. 👋🏼

can you text me in a happier tone because i'm extremely sensitive

But have you considered that I don't want to?

monday.

Monday

oh, you bunch of wee babes 🩷 #sundayskircle

sometimes, you just gotta ask yourself 'wwld?' ✌🏼

Northern Lights over Greenland 🇬🇱

“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.

ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ

why did I think these guys were british?? 🫥 anyway, cannae sleep 😣 having a wee disco in my head. youtu.be/pT68FS3YbQ4?...

Pillows should rotate slowly like a kebab so you're always on the cold side

first ever #caturday and she is looking both regal and pensive like the queen she is 👑 #catsofbluesky

Would you rather accidentally send a nude to your work group chat, or family group chat?

It's 4pm and it's still light outside❕️❕️

It Could Be Worse*

You Can Do It*

Oh, it's frosty out there. Apparently more sna is on the way ☃️❄️ yay 🫥

It's Friday HUNZ 😘

One day, you will find someone who is obsessed with you. It will probably be a demon, but it is what it is.

is it me or does it feel rather bleak on here at the moment 😒

Zigs appreciating the underfloor heating just as much as me. Wee swadger that she is 🐈‍⬛️

yes, it did hurt when I fell from heaven, thanks for asking

crisp buffets should be a thing.

Tuesday.

Oh, Monday, you wee bastard.

Made an apple crumble today and it's basically 30% apple 70% crumble. The way it should be.

The other day, someone at work had a cucumber and PB sandwich, and I haven't been able to get that outta my head.

hello and good(?) morning.

i got the goodz x

Think the January blues has caught me today 😒

My appetite is back in full swing.