𝘓𝘰𝘳𝘪
@lrjyn.bsky.social
📤 951
📥 486
📝 6187
just gonnae no dae that
@captainfanny.co.uk
can you kindly explain your pfp please and thank you
about 17 hours ago
3
2
0
At least the clouds are pretty. And it ain't raining 🤡
about 18 hours ago
3
15
0
France Pierron is a dickhead 📢
about 21 hours ago
2
3
0
Bonnie Blue makes me fucking sick.
about 22 hours ago
5
7
0
this feels like a déjà vu.
2 days ago
7
7
0
I can't wait to get shit-faced drunk tonight 🥹
4 days ago
7
17
0
I want both a Chinese AND an Indian. And also maybe a chippy. And some Mexican tacos with all the toppings.
4 days ago
7
20
0
I think I might learn the bagpipes and give my kids something to cry about
5 days ago
4
21
1
As much as I'm wishing for some sunshine, I am appreciating the colours of the cloudy skies.
7 days ago
6
22
0
ngl, this tiffin is absolutely banging
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
9
34
0
morning, fellow dweebs
8 days ago
7
15
0
why is there no emoji of the sun wearing sunglasses, can someone get on that pronto
9 days ago
1
7
0
one coffee, two coffees, three coffees, more!
9 days ago
3
18
0
gonna make me a whole lotta tiffin
10 days ago
2
10
1
y'know what, I kinda dislike nonchalant people.
11 days ago
8
10
0
homemade pizza (again) tonight
loading . . .
Dancing Boy Cowboy's Yeehaw!
ALT: Dancing Boy Cowboy's Yeehaw!
https://static.klipy.com/ii/4e7bea9f7a3371424e6c16ebc93252fe/4b/6d/fFFHF8GkwTWBe.gif?hh=498&ww=383&mp4=TkHSOgDwqzFeZl4&webm=viblqIFRG5Pb6Xq
12 days ago
2
12
0
"And what are your symptoms?" "A cannae be arsed with anything or anybody."
12 days ago
3
17
1
🥱
15 days ago
0
31
4
I drank too much wine last night whilst out and today I suffered the consequences greatly.
15 days ago
4
11
0
duck duck goose
17 days ago
5
3
0
I need someone to send me up some Percy pigs because I've got a proper craving for them
18 days ago
6
9
0
I sat down when I still have chores to do. Rookie mistake.
18 days ago
1
11
0
@captainfanny.co.uk
sir, why did you change your name.
18 days ago
4
2
0
D'ya know what's shite? I'm working all weekend 😒😒😒
18 days ago
9
11
0
the sky was rather lovely at 4am.
19 days ago
3
43
3
I still believe in the auld wives tale that if your ears are burning someone is chatting about you; left is love, right is spite 🙂↕️
19 days ago
5
14
0
I had a funeral yesterday, it's my uncle's on Friday. And my cousin's being cremated on Tuesday. Can life just pack it in and behave now?
21 days ago
16
15
0
This has been stuck in my head for a little whiley now, so it's only right it gets stuck in someone else's head.
youtu.be/xxDv_RTdLQo?...
loading . . .
New Order - Temptation (Official Music Video) [HD Upgrade]
YouTube video by New Order
https://youtu.be/xxDv_RTdLQo?si=TzFtNQVtqmIGm8JL
21 days ago
2
10
0
Last night was more accurate 🙄 I've been up since 5 but had that sneaky 20 minute kip! Pray for me today 🙏🏼
add a skeleton here at some point
22 days ago
2
8
0
On Mondays we make wonky homemade pizza 🍕
22 days ago
5
29
0
I finally got 8 hours sleep last night and I feel worse for it this morning 🫠
23 days ago
4
9
1
Just gave my 2 year old some lindt chocolate and I now believe he won't accept any other chocolate ever again. What have I created.
24 days ago
4
24
0
Clem H. Fandango.
24 days ago
2
6
0
Hi. Welcome. I still look the same as I did a month ago a big thumbs up.
24 days ago
10
39
0
I think I'm going through a midlife crisis because I want to learn how to skateboard 🛹
28 days ago
15
40
0
I think being in a room full of little kittens would make me extremely happy right now.
28 days ago
1
14
0
If I see ONE more post complaining about the sun/heat, I'm gonna come and slap you so hard you'll be sent down to hells doors.
29 days ago
17
33
0
Life is so shit because I feel I can't enjoy anything without something bad happening as a result.
about 1 month ago
9
16
0
What is with all this WIND, good grief
about 1 month ago
5
9
0
yer da sells avon
about 1 month ago
5
11
0
May will always be my favourite month with the sunnier weather, lighter nights and all the bank holidays! Especially since it's my birthday month, too! Twinsies
@stopfordianneil.bsky.social
!! 👯🏼♀️👑
about 2 months ago
6
14
0
It's gonna reach a high 13⁰ here today (that's basically summer for us up here) and of course I have the busiest day stuck inside so can't even enjoy it.
about 2 months ago
4
13
0
I often miss living south where no one knows me, so I can leave the house looking like a little sick goblin and not care who I bump into.
about 2 months ago
1
14
0
[click] 📸
about 2 months ago
2
20
0
what happened to my bluesky mojo, where did it bloody go.
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
7
16
0
Having a different parenting style to your other half is fucking terrible. My head's about to combust.
2 months ago
2
13
0
I'm going to be on so much coffee today I'm gonna start hearing colours.
2 months ago
2
12
0
All I want is that shite but amazing kraft cheesy pasta for my tea. Is that too much to ask for!
2 months ago
4
9
0
and that, folks, is all we have on the matter.
#rudecatbeingrude
2 months ago
0
14
0
BLUESKY, JUST GONNAE NO. 😠
2 months ago
0
8
0
Load more
feeds!
log in