@captainfanny.co.uk can you kindly explain your pfp please and thank you

At least the clouds are pretty. And it ain't raining 🤡

France Pierron is a dickhead 📢

Bonnie Blue makes me fucking sick.

🫩🫩 this feels like a déjà vu.

I can't wait to get shit-faced drunk tonight 🥹

I want both a Chinese AND an Indian. And also maybe a chippy. And some Mexican tacos with all the toppings.

I think I might learn the bagpipes and give my kids something to cry about

As much as I'm wishing for some sunshine, I am appreciating the colours of the cloudy skies.

ngl, this tiffin is absolutely banging

morning, fellow dweebs

why is there no emoji of the sun wearing sunglasses, can someone get on that pronto

one coffee, two coffees, three coffees, more!

gonna make me a whole lotta tiffin

y'know what, I kinda dislike nonchalant people.

homemade pizza (again) tonight

"And what are your symptoms?" "A cannae be arsed with anything or anybody."

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I drank too much wine last night whilst out and today I suffered the consequences greatly.

duck duck goose

I need someone to send me up some Percy pigs because I've got a proper craving for them

I sat down when I still have chores to do. Rookie mistake.

@captainfanny.co.uk sir, why did you change your name.

D'ya know what's shite? I'm working all weekend 😒😒😒

the sky was rather lovely at 4am.

I still believe in the auld wives tale that if your ears are burning someone is chatting about you; left is love, right is spite 🙂‍↕️

I had a funeral yesterday, it's my uncle's on Friday. And my cousin's being cremated on Tuesday. Can life just pack it in and behave now?

This has been stuck in my head for a little whiley now, so it's only right it gets stuck in someone else's head. youtu.be/xxDv_RTdLQo?...

Last night was more accurate 🙄 I've been up since 5 but had that sneaky 20 minute kip! Pray for me today 🙏🏼

On Mondays we make wonky homemade pizza 🍕

I finally got 8 hours sleep last night and I feel worse for it this morning 🫠

Just gave my 2 year old some lindt chocolate and I now believe he won't accept any other chocolate ever again. What have I created.

Clem H. Fandango.

Hi. Welcome. I still look the same as I did a month ago 🫪 a big thumbs up.

I think I'm going through a midlife crisis because I want to learn how to skateboard 🛹

I think being in a room full of little kittens would make me extremely happy right now.

If I see ONE more post complaining about the sun/heat, I'm gonna come and slap you so hard you'll be sent down to hells doors.

Life is so shit because I feel I can't enjoy anything without something bad happening as a result.

What is with all this WIND, good grief

yer da sells avon

May will always be my favourite month with the sunnier weather, lighter nights and all the bank holidays! Especially since it's my birthday month, too! Twinsies @stopfordianneil.bsky.social!! 👯🏼‍♀️👑

It's gonna reach a high 13⁰ here today (that's basically summer for us up here) and of course I have the busiest day stuck inside so can't even enjoy it.

I often miss living south where no one knows me, so I can leave the house looking like a little sick goblin and not care who I bump into.

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what happened to my bluesky mojo, where did it bloody go.

Having a different parenting style to your other half is fucking terrible. My head's about to combust.

I'm going to be on so much coffee today I'm gonna start hearing colours.

All I want is that shite but amazing kraft cheesy pasta for my tea. Is that too much to ask for!

and that, folks, is all we have on the matter. #rudecatbeingrude

BLUESKY, JUST GONNAE NO. 😠