Some Friday entertainment is required pls & thnku 🙂‍↕️ ngl.link/lrjyntt1

yippee yi ho

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I'm so excited to see my bed.

Been up since 03:10 and I already know I'm not gonna get a chance to go back to bed 🤖

This weather is starting to affect my mood 🫩🫩

It's 07:35 and we're going in hard with Jim Reeves christmas tunes. Starting strong with Merry Christmas Polka 🙂‍↕️💃

My watch gaslighting me telling me I had an excellent sleep when infact it feels like I only got 1 hour of broken sleep 😫🥱 Pass me all the caffiene or send me back to bed.

I cut my nails too short and now I can't peel the end of the sellotape up.

Blowin' a hoolie here! Lucky hoolie eh?

shall we play 'is it coffee or wine in my mug?'

Today's to do list: • burst someone's bubble • stir the pot • toot my own horn • add my 2 cents • skate on thin ice • add fuel to the fire

today has been loooong 🥱😴

It's not even *that* cold today but I have a constant shiver. I may wear another fleece on top of my fleece.

They need to make a big bag of only red skittles.

I'm at a 5th birthday party and all the kids keep coming up to me asking for help,food/drink,toilet runs. Like...I'm not your parent nor am I the birthday kids parent. Go and bother them please 🥲

did ye, aye?

in this house, we call it fajita friday.

And good morning! Rise and fucking shiiiine.

you must try the canapés on the mezzanine.

I'd happily go to bed right now. My eyes are zonked! 🫩

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I'm being bullied by my 2 y/o because he is SO ridiculously clingy with only me right now, but all he does when he's with me is throw things and hit me.

I'm here to haunt your dreams.

Idk who has taken off most of the lower baubles from the tree; the boys or the cats. Either way, I should've only put it up on the 24th. ROOKIE MISTAKE.

Will we ever get the chance to make our profiles on here private, orrr? 🤔

jammin' open.spotify.com/album/6YYhMN...

@theweeman7.bsky.social your profile photo 🥹 i love their music so much.

Mr Moon looking dashing 🌚

35 or 85?? December means a wee jar of winter boiled sweets 🥲

y r cats...???

I was sad so I went outta walk and bought myself a Toblerone. So tell me, guys, is that we call ✨️self-care✨️ or ✨️eating your feelings✨️ ?? 🥲

I can't remember anything about Stranger Things so I'm gonna make a restart to it today 🤓

Sunday evening/Monday morning appropriate Jill McDonald Puffin Post illustration

Bleugh 🫩

Does this irritate anyone else or am I just angry about life again???

being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so tough

It's still rock and roll to me 🎵

pippity poppity give me the zoppity

I'm fully procrastinating this morning and I know I'll regret it as I have quite a bit to do today.

open.spotify.com/track/3gQ7Dd... 🤌🏼

It's looking and feeling very Wizard of Oz out there this morning.

f r i d a y.

kinda need m'bed 😴🫩

but how is this song 21 years old.

might tinsel the tv today.

A wee Scottish morning sky.

on the plus side, the sky gave me something to awe at ❤️🧡🩷

I seem to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning 😤😟

it's all a bit flat amd calm here today