I know I can make lists, but it's often I don't see the people I follow statuses/bluebs (what do we even call them?) and it kinda makes me sad. y r u hiding from me 🥺

Pray for me as it's been a long 2.5 years.

I'm meant to be getting off this island tomorrow, but that menace storm Benjamin may have other plans 😭😭😭

I do be hurkling and I do be durkling.

oh me oh my

I dislike slow drivers. Tell me why you go 18 in a 30 zone. Twats.

May start watching The Traitors just for Mark Bonnar 🙂‍↕️

Raise your hand if you're already tired tomorrow

purple skies this morning ✌🏼

It's not unusual to have TWO Tom Jones follow you in one night, is it?

a hazy morning moon 🌜 are we doing coffee this morning or straight onto the shots??? 🤭

I love getting notifications from Royal Mail saying they'll deliver my parcel today because wdym? What have I bought and forgot about?

I need silence and a dark room.

If there was ever one song that made me wish I could play the piano, it's this 🙂‍↕️ 35 too old to start a hobby? open.spotify.com/track/6V50My...

Hmm.

I need a walking buddy. Or a running pal.

I already can't wait to get back to bed tonight.

dyktmm

The only fun I want is catching some zzzz's

fool moonz 🌚 🐺

T'is but a breeze.

In 3 weeks time I shall be on the mainland. I could cry with happiness 🥲 Island living is not for the weak ☠️

are you team normal skittles or sour skittles

Is there a better feeling than not being wanted in your own home/family because lol lol hehe 🫠 lol

Hello and goooood morning 🤠

Macaroni pies though 🤌🏼

Ya gal has never been so tired in her life. Can we have a coffee at 4pm? Will it backfire?

🎧🎵

red sky in the morning ⚠️

Getting up in the morning is getting difficult when it's so effing dark outside. (Also when I could sleep for a solid week)

My nine year old drew what he says is a “juvenile delinquent” cat, who is smoking and drinking a beer. In other news, he has been reading a lot of midcentury comics.

*whispers* it's all in your head.

Have some orange sky and black fluffy clouds ☁️ x

I've ate too many jaffa cakes 🤰🏼

Another calm morning here. This place is odd when there's no wind.

@captainfanny.co.uk 🤠

Apparently, I got 8.5 hours of sleep last night. Do I feel any better for it? Oh no.

Being eaten alive by midges is bloody torture.

Kinda fancy some wine. Kinda don't have any in the house. Kinda don't want to make a trip to the shops 😒

Meh.

Miles is refusing to wear his nursery clothes* today because another wee boy told him they're "rubbish & disgusting." Can I go dropkick this 4 y/o because wtf? Why is it starting so young? *he has nursery clothes so that his 'good' clothes don't get ruined with paint and everything-bloody-else.

Don't want to brag but I'm already in my pyjamas 🤠

I just want a big plate of nachos and all the jazz that goes along with it.

Does the full moon affect anyone else with shitty emotions? JSF.

Being told to "calm down" pisses me off an unreal amount.

What's the women's equivalent of a midlife crisis? Because I've ordered a new phone (which isn't entirely needed) and some lip balms that cost 72 bloody quid ✌🏼

Have a Ziggie as well whilst we're posting photies 🐈‍⬛️ Very demure x

Some recent sunrises, because y'know, we get the sun sometimes too. 🌞

A simple thing like having pizza for tea makes me awfully happy.

My BlueSky is absolutely ✨️ d e i d ✨️ now. So sad 🪦🥀