True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer

😭 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

JESUS CHRIST Can’t even describe how devastating his turn on traitors has been to my level of respect for this man.

Two animal charities and a Montessori one is it

He's 36

Well that's nice. My son being advised he's a genocide sympathiser by 12 year olds who think 9/11 was an inside job

Elon Musk’s ‘1984’

Also this; does this not give anyone what I believe the kids call "the ick"?

David Beckham serving Stella in a roll neck is it Adds up

*sighs*

At the

Friday. Let's all cheer for the end of the week and wishing away another day of our limited existence just so we can spend the next two doing nothing of any value but at least it's not work 🥳

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

What a headline

Having a poo on work time

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Having a beer tonight after work. Need one now, tbh

If you think that “the slow vanishing of employee benefits” is a better trade politically than “the other lot saying you broke your promise on income tax”, you are out of your tree: www.ft.com/content/1160...

Thursday

Just admit it's a failed business... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

How did I get this in my notifications? Don't even follow them... Anyone know?

New selfie format dropped

Can't believe the BBC edited the president's emails to make him look like a massive greasy nonce.

HI SANDY HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL

Bad Taste Emanuele 2 Evolution Days Of Thunder

Wednesday

32 years ago today, TRAMAPOLINE! TRABAPOLINE! “Bart's Inner Child” premiered November 11, 1993.

Pardon

BED

*seen*

Having carefully calculated that there is absolutely nothing in the budget, floated, mooted or recommended that isn't going to hit me (rightly, though less rightly for some options) I'd just like the love shared a bit so real money got raised and the country visibly got better as a result.

Mate

Every element of this is comedic perfection.

Guy gives us too much credit

Not that I'm emotionally fragile at the minute, but saw a film on Reddit where someone accidentally caught their kids first steps and I nearly cried Kids are mad like that, my son took a couple of clumsy steps one day and that was it. The fucker hasn't sat down since

Petter Minge

It's lunchtime!

I don't even understand how you sue big black cocks.

One of these, you mean?

Relentlessly free scrambled eggs for breakfast

Still haven't seen the John Lewis advert despite everyone's protestations on here

Amazing ingratitude for Farage to turn on the broadcaster that made him a household name.

Tuesday

I wish I laid eggs

Without the BBC we wouldn't have this. Protect it at all costs

Good God, someone's just uploaded to YouTube a nearly 2-hour long video of one of the original Vic Reeves Big Night Out live shows at the Albany Empire from 1989. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKPU...

me when the AI bubble bursts

All your mum took.