Left: Nigel Farage using the murder of Henry Nowak to sew division in society, "rights of white people matter less than ethnic minorities" Right: Henry Nowak's father, "We do not want his death used to create further division hated or tension"

The people of Clacton are always thinking about George Floyd who was murdered in 2020 in a different continent all the time.

One more year in my forties folks.

MY DOG (sitting at the dining room table, doing his homework): What does anthropomorphise mean?

More online fun from @monkeon.co.uk Look-In Star Portrait Challenge www.monkeon.co.uk/look-in-star... I scored 9/10!

It doesn’t have to be like this, public life doesn’t have to be this hateful. It’s like this because our media outlets are hateful and insane, and act like shit gangsters: they can raise up or destroy most politicians more or less on a whim. It’ll be like that as long as we have them, in this form.

Remember folks, the people who've now got the Labour Party to completely abandon the rights of trans people have ALREADY pivoted to abortion, and their real hardcore have got contraception and divorce in their sights next. Transphobia is misogyny.

Laughed at this image for 10 entire minutes

I was in this episode and the Carry On Doctor/Nurse references are planted throughout, I believe simply because the writer thought it was fun

*plays Me and my Shadow in a Les Dawson style*

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

She promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, she survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find her... maybe you can hire… The Sturgeon.

Huge amount of daily newspaper output for years now has been “I relentlessly behave like an abysmal arsehole about absolutely everything, and nobody pats me on the head and says Well Done”. Or, alternatively, “I was acting like an aggro dickhead and people told me to fuck off, it’s totalitarian”

Fuckwits.

Watched The Hudsucker Proxy last night for the first time in ages.The idea that it was a commercial and critical flop is insane, it's sublime, especially Jennifer Jason Leigh youtu.be/vgX1clgR-7w?...

I think about this a lot.

Good Morning! www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJNZ...

*stomping in, covering all the mirrors with silver cloth, grabbing the salt and putting on 17 different protective amulets at once* Blair's back

WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin! WOLF: what PIG: i said go away!! WOLF: no say what you said before PIG: seriously fuck off

Rewatching The Matrix. What a movie.

I love a news article starting with “Tony Blair says” as I don’t have to read any more of it.

What Desperate Dan calls his penis, I believe.

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Best opening to a comic ever?

Beatles. A thread based on this pamphlet thing I just found in Half Price Books.

What's going on with weather apps? 6 degrees difference between the Met Office and BBC Weather forecast tomorrow.

crazy that his name is Peter Mandelorian

A favourite variation was one I contrived for @thefence.bsky.social in 2020, re: Jeff Bezos' then wealth of $177bn. "Iago first said 'Put money in thy purse’ at the premiere of Othello on Nov 1st 1604. You'd only need to put $1.1 million in said purse every single day since to match Bezos’ total".

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

this is a masterpiece

Could it be that the actual answer to the question “Had Britain become ungovernable” is “That’s just too bad and it doesn’t matter, because we’re going to keep forcing this dreck on the public regardless”.

Fun!

@secondmentions.bsky.social "The leafy green vegetables" "The peppery salad leaves" Champion eyes 18th world watercress eating title in Alresford - BBC News share.google/hFl2yKKDcXdF...

Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise received the 1970 BAFTA award for Best Television/Light Entertainment Personality (Ronnie Barker, John Cleese and Spike Milligan were the runners up).

Constantly pissed. Once tried to fight then kiss a lemur

Voters wanted it so much, they voted her party 4th in England and Wales, and 5th in Scotland

Those Taylor Swift tickets weren’t nothing

"Please... I've got a wife and kids, Wes. Please. Don't do this." "Shut up! Shut your mouth and walk into the Thames."

Incredible that anyone with an ounce of political insight would think Wes Streeting could be the answer to anything, except the question "Who would be the worst person to lead Labour?"

This guy is now interim Labour leader in the Senedd. Looking forward to "Skates on thin ice" type headlines

Followed by FLASH GORDON AND MR. MOTIVATOR at 7.30.

Why do they all wear terrible Burtons suits and look like they want to hit you in the face with a spade?

He’s doing better than Trent, who should probably see a doctor

Oh, does he? Ice or roller?

Looking forward to the hantavirus tbh. Anything that means I don't have to see or hear Farage again

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there