The truth: we need migration. The problem: too many politicians are terrified to say it. Why? They're led by a) toxicity of the charlatans & b) wealthy media organisations who demand these useful distractions rather than us talking about inequality. Reject it. Draw the line.

Is it really *that hard* to say that it is totally morally wrong to say to people who have come here legally, worked, paid taxes, built their lives here, contributed to Britain, that they have to fuck off now, rather than "unfunded".

All of Vic and Bob's 90s output The Day Today Brass Eye The Fast Show All Alan Partridge

Back in the @vizcomic.bsky.social letterbocks with this sadly true story

Here’s something for anyone who needs a bit of a lift today.

Together in heaven.

I mean sure, but all of this stuff came out in graphic detail five years ago and nobody wanted to talk about it because it showed - at best - that the entire national press had got the most terrifying political scandal of the decade exactly wrong, with truly devastating consequences for the country.

I know we live in the age of prestige television & I know this is just Keith Harris and fucking Orville, but it pains me that something is fundamentally lost now: The budget for this kind of thing. That is a full set, presumably original song, snazzy costumes, acrobats. All for a bit on a kids show

ME: what’s for dinner KIDNAPPER: omg we let you go four hours ago

Lib Dems also falling into the bullshit of "if we resolve the asylum backlog efficiently, we defeat Reform". Reform don't care about the 'asylum backlog' outside of it being a tool. It could be 0 people and it wouldn't matter as long as there are people of colour in the UK. That is the end goal.

...Anything really, she's always incredible

Same, giant teddy. Same

lol yeah it is, fucko

Sombre, national day of mourning for this utter ghoul. Lose your job for besmirching the blessed memory of this complete arsehole.

And speaking of unhinged, the (in)famous cover of Unchained Melody with Spike Milligan (also produced by GM), which so offended the song’s publisher it stayed in the vaults for 30 years youtu.be/wcHdzdCxLuo?...

Remember everyone, all political violence comes from the evil left

Lovely stuff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WDl...

I do the Beadle (Beatles Heardle thing) most days and the AI art on it is getting truly horrifying

Has science gone too far?

Who wore it better, me or John Le Mesurier?

A producer told me once she has to warn young crewmembers to avoid being alone with Aykroyd. "Not because he's a creep, he's a gentleman. But if you let him strike up a conversation the next thing we know all the PAs will be huddled in his dressing room learning how humans evolved from dolphins."

There’s an excellent opportunity tonight for someone at Windsor Castle to pull some proper Scooby Doo level pranks on Trump. Get him leaping into Melania’s arms and running down infinite corridors pursued by a clanking suit of armour.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

No words.

There are 99 days until #Christmas...

I'm so embarrassed to be alive during all of this

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

One of the acting greats, one of the post-acting greats. Too handsome to be The Graduate, famously, but he bore that burden gracefully.

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

Nice to see the King preparing for the President's state visit…

No. You say you were whatever you like but you are racists.

lot of people been posting this one but here’s my post of it with my name correct. okie doke

Trippiest ride on the Transbay station escalator is when the dance lessons are going on in Salesforce Park up top.

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Celebrate the return of Call My Bluff to BBC Four tonight (9.00pm) with a celebration of Robert Robinson and his Combovervirus Hairstyle. #WouldThatItWere

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

folk horror be like "here's some twigs arranged in a different than usual way"

Just for the record: fuck all those fash scumbags marching through OUR streets today. Hope Robinson and his ilk get fistulas the size of a beachball.

Sky News says police are "overwhelmed by the numbers". Met coped perfectly well with 2x as many at the pro-Gaza rally, 5x as many at the anti-Brexit march, and 15x as many at London Pride. They're not overwhelmed by the numbers. They're overwhelmed by the ratio of violent thugs in those numbers.

Ooer sounds a bit rude

Oop.

@adrianchills.bsky.social I think he's doing this on purpose now

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

Watched Best in Show tonight, it's 25 years old! So good, incredible cast then these two come in and just steal the film. Fred Willard, one of the best to ever do it youtu.be/4L8vaffy5w8?...