Credit the dog as fourth place!

Surely that’s not a real name, right? That’s just some nonsense straight out of a comic book.

“My god, that’s punmanship…”

It’s just until they’ve grown up.

I WOULD ABSOLUTELY WATCH A MUPPET MASTER AND COMMANDER.

Happy Pancake Day to all who celebrate

Let the batter see the pan!

Man, Robert Duvall was a great actor, wasn’t he? What a legacy of films.

Whom amongst us has not hidden in the woods after a slalom gold heartache?

Liz Truss has barely made contact, and already Trump looks like he’s just ill-advisedly taken a swig from the wrong holy grail. Remember: everything she touches. (Cross your fingers, and make a wish.)

Happy Pancake Day Eve. Be sure to leave out the syrup and lemon juice for Cousin Pancake.

Gone round to a mate’s and he’s feeding me like I’ve had an appendectomy x

Suck it, Oscar.

I’m not sure that this has gone exactly the way the flag-fiddlers planned. Oxford: fighting fascists, one roundabout at a time.

Celebrating the tenth anniversary of Starbucks being close but not quite right.

Watching the Olympic ice hockey, and I’ve not seen Denmark frustrate American territorial ambitions like this since last month…

No, I don’t want no SKUBBS…

The real-life Russian version of Q Branch is clearly every bit as nuts as anything that Ian Fleming could ever have dreamed of. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I don’t believe it!

“I take a look at the driver next to me, he’s just the wait what”

Credit where it’s due, that is one well trained sheepdog.

Been there, done that, and I’ve got the scars, the screws, and the titanium plate to show for it. Get well soon. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...

I'm sure the mad king being at 36% is totally unrelated to this

The first episode of the rebooted Muppet Show features Kermit and Sabrina Carpenter performing Islands in the Stream; and credit where it’s due, that frog can still sing.

Why does bigoted billionaire Jim Ratcliffe always give off the impression of a man who woke up this morning in a skip, and has absolutely no idea how he got there?

The stuff on the desk this #WIPWednesday is mostly Necromunda themed. Having a bit of fun with my pile of spare transfers. #Nerdlings

To be fair, that fact alone probably wouldn’t have stopped her from getting on board with these absolute villains.

“Lend me your ears…”

Benjamin Sesko pulling that one back at the absolute death for United, though.

Well, Everton properly Spursed that one, somehow wrenching defeat from the jaws of victory.

It’s what we do. Nil Satis Nisi Optimum.

BBC COMMENTATOR: “She’s been down this track so many times so far, she should be able to relax.” Mate, she’s doing the LUGE.

Ironically, it wasn’t the hardest word.

PLAY IT LOUD.

That seems like the obvious way to obtain a presidential pardon.

To be fair, that was some fine twizzling from the Canadians. But it still doesn’t forgive choosing Right Said Fred as your tune.

All of the pairs are out on the ice at once ahead of the ice dancing, and honestly I reckon that this is how they should compete, all together and without any prior warning of the tune they’ll be dancing to.

Post a banger not in English youtu.be/YnopHCL1Jk8?...

“The Prime Minister is under increasing pressure to resign”

The two extremely enthusiastic blokes doing the big air commentary who just keep making up increasingly mad new expressions as they go without explaining any of what it means are my new jam. They just dropped something about monkeys and gold coins, and I am 100% here for their brand of nonsense.

Wait, THAT Anas Sarwar?

I like how she found the silver lining at the end, to be fair.

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

I think that meant to be an o, not an e.

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

The American who won the women’s downhill is named Breezy Johnson; which would actually be a far better name for a competitor in the men’s ski jump.

Dewsbury Hall is a better name for a stadium than Hill Dickinson.