This is a fuchswerfer. It werfs fuchs.

Always read the small print.

Wednesday

Or, you know, maybe actually trying to do something about it.

“My only consolation in this time of immense personal difficulty has been the vast sums of money that my husband and I embezzled from the British taxpayer in the midst of a global health crisis.”

You’ll all be laughing on the other side of your faces when Keir Starmer realises that he’s actually been learning Karate without even knowing.

GANACHE

Police? Yes, I’d like to report a crime. No, a different one this time.

Err, won’t that make it easier for them to score?

Dewsbury-Hall has been absolutely robbed.

Assuming they still have elections next year.

Tony Blair has the opportunity for the funniest hire of a former associate in history, imho

The "you" in this instance presumably being an arms dealer or a drugs cartel

Don’t you think he looks tired?

Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap

Is it sausages and chips?

'We'll call it... HISTORY 2!!'

That’s the stick, guys. You’re not meant to eat that bit.

And that’s the cup! Can you hear me, Donald Trump? Your boys just took one hell of a beating!

I thought Fox News had stopped broadcasting in the UK?

Attenborough voice: And here we can see a rare specimen of the older TVR (Twodoor Britanniensis Temperamentus) in its natural habitat. Some believe these beautiful but painfully delicate creatures spend much of their lives living on the backs of these great beasts as they migrate about the country.

When the Roger Rabbit short ROLLER COASTER RABBIT was produced by Disney & Amblin, Spielberg wanted it packaged with ARACHNOPHOBIA. Michael Eisner wanted to release it with DICK TRACY & ultimately won out. Its a shame Spielberg & Disney only made 3 Roger Rabbit shorts because they were immaculate.

This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.

I immediately want Karen Carney to win #Strictly.

Dress for the job you want… (Widow)

Thomas Skinner cannot be voted off this show soon enough.

“Spurs Wolves” sounds like Fred Elliott describing his favourite 40K army, I say it sounds like Fred Elliott.

it was a joke but here we are

That, and also the fact that the vast majority of what Americans call cheese is absolutely awful.

I have a feeling this quote is not going to age well for the lad.

Happy birthday to the Stockton and Darlington Railway.

It’s Ankylosaurus, obviously.

At some point someone decided to keep beating egg whites for much longer than it made any conceivable sense to do so; and was presumably quite surprised when they formed soft peaks perfect for meringues and soufflés. But I can't help wondering: what the hell were they thinking while they were at it?

Well don't I feel stupid

“I have been asked by many people about the life and times of Amelia Earhart”

If I was Donald Trump I would not be drawing the public’s attention right now to my ability to release files

Well, they’ll never see that money again. It’ll be gone faster than you can say non-traceable bearer bonds.

Green stuff. #Nerdlings #WarhammerCommunity

A very good morning to you, from our local fox Geoff Jr.

The legendary Lutz Pfannenstiel, goalkeeper and penguin fancier, has had more successful comebacks than Jesus.

How did it do it without hands, though? www.bbc.com/news/article...

That sounds like an uncomfortable way to sleep.

Just ate a large slice of Chilli Manchego - which, by the bye, would be a great name for a legendary jazz musician of the late 1920s - and the only suitable adjective that I can currently think of for it would be “aggressive”.

Working my way through IMDB like Columbo right now…

"I go back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical asshole like Nixon who wouldn't be that bad (and might even prove useful) or that he's America's Hitler. How's that for discouraging?" - JD Vance to Josh McLaurin, 2016.

What video game do you consider perfect?

Once you know this, it is impossible not to hear the line as "I'm addicted to you, but you know that your dog's sick".