Betteridge’s Law in action. “Could saunas become the 'new pub' when it comes to socialising?” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

After the kids were born, Davros felt he had little choice but to upsize the main family runaround.

“Copy Moon joy” #Artemis

“Hello Daaaaaaave…”

Post a Star Trek gif for First Contact Day

Referee: “You know the rules, and so do I”

Yes, that’s the chap.

Today is Easter, but it is also Roger Corman's 100th birthday! To mark the occasion, I tracked down where you can stream all of the films that Roger directed for free. So, if you're looking to celebrate Roger today, I've got you covered! from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/happy-100th-...

Took one of those photos that accidentally turned out like a painting. Leiden, at sunset.

The fundamental problem with Madman Theory is that if the president employing it as a strategy does actually go mad, or senile, then this may appear indistinguishable from them simply pretending to be so. Which could be a very bad thing indeed. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madman_...

Alleluia!

I really don’t think that things are going the way Trump wants them to be going. Do you think that he’s realised quite how badly he’s screwed up yet?

And by the magic of Dutch public transport, Utrecht! It’s very pretty indeed, and a really interesting combination of traditional and modern architecture.

Great to see Danny Dyer finally getting a prominent role in the Star Wars universe.

Find yourself someone in this life who loves you like the Dutch love chips. Den Haag, you are wonderful.

I reckon this could be Rotterdam.

Highly intelligent American citizen actively getting as far away from Trump’s America as is humanly possible.

“You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.” --Anne Lamott

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

Great to see France24 really addressing the most important world events.

Ooops. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Sitting by the canal in Leiden, drinking a very, very black coffee, and watching people and dogs of every possible description come and go at the Saturday morning food market. Perfect.

America: a modern tragi-comedy in three paragraphs.

Well these are oddly satisfying, as light features go.

I would 100% watch an entire series of these mannequins solving crimes in the greater Amsterdam area.

I mean, you’ve got to laugh.

ok if we just shut up and give them this one then play the long game, it opens up a lot of poetic irony come 2028

I’m not saying that Scottish football is boring, but the BBC can’t seem to remember any of these players’ names…

I absolutely love sitting in an international hotel restaurant at breakfast time. I love the people watching: but most of all, I love watching what people put onto their plates. So many interesting, incompatible foods being heaped together, and all in quantities at best considered inadvisable.

The hotel restaurant concierge: “First time at breakfast?” Me, channelling my inner Robert Hays: “No, I’ve been at breakfast lots of times.”

Goedemorgen!

I need an important job so, if the time comes, another country will be willing to take me, like as an asset to the community. I was thinking A list movie star, but it’s so unoriginal. Maybe i could be a really big deal engineer. Does anyone know what engineers do

Credit where it’s due, “transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector, to be announced at a date in the near future” is, you have to admit, a creative turn on the old tried and tested “tossed onto the waste pile of ex-lackeys, like Sean Spicer and The Mooch before her.”

Knock Knock.

There’s a shop at London St Pancras train station that will currently sell you a four foot high chocolate Easter bunny. What exactly you choose to do with this information is entirely your own affair.

I reckon the only thing worse than being killed by a storm is being killed by the least threatening sounding storm ever. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/arti...

The kind of absolute thieving fuckery that we’ve all come to expect from FIFA. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

The most confused shop in Amsterdam.

Is it too much to hope that the rocket hits him right in his big stupid head?

Went to Forbidden Planet with the second born. The titles of Manga books will never not make me laugh.

Remember, YOU’RE a star! #ThursdayMotivation

Off to that there LON-DON with the second born, and was actually astonished at how cheap the train was. I feel like such a bumpkin.

If they think THAT’s bad, just wait till they hear what estate agents get up to… www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If I was directing a Star Wars show you can fucking bet all four of these glorious bastards would finally get canon screen time. Oh yes. #starwars

Oh, Canada… Big Maple once again plotting its insidious machinations, only this time, it’s IN SPACE!

1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ days until the World Cup, so here's one poorly drawn World Cup moment every day until the tournament kicks off or until we forget to post one (I give it a week) We'll start with Diana Ross failing to work the goalkeeper. She'll be disappointed with that.

The only Boss worth listening to. www.youtube.com/live/2EN2kOj...

I was in Costco yesterday, and didn’t see any Bunnyzillas; so either the British still have some very light residual sense of self-concern, or else they were all sold out already.* In any case, what a time to be alive (for as long as it lasts in current circumstances). [*I suspect the latter.]

Nonchalant animal noises This is what the internet is made for 😭😭🤣🤣