honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids
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7 months ago
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Someone at work has shaved his beard off, leaving just the tache and he looks exactly like the Joris Bohnson guy
about 2 months ago
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telling cold callers 'you sound like a juicy boy, please continue'
over 1 year ago
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Megan Abbott
about 2 months ago
💔Bud Cort 1948 – 2026
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[rolling my eyes at the waiter]; fine i'll rub my own feet
9 months ago
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the eyes are the binbag of the soul
about 1 year ago
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interviewer: jocelyn in chicago wants to know what is your birthstone? tim minchin [suddenly looking up and locking eyes after a full minute licking his fingers then smoothing his toe hair]: humanity
8 months ago
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changing my surname to Minaj then rolling my eyes and saying 'not this again' when asked if I'm any relation
about 1 year ago
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your parents explaining that mum's pregnant and they think the baby should have your name (because it's such a cool name) and you have to choose another one.
over 1 year ago
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🎵there's nothing i can say your toe nearly slipped up my arse🎶
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about 2 months ago
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just heard someone on the radio say "Starmer's got what it takes" now I've got this guy saying it on a loop in my head, I'm trying to get ready for work
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0wD...
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British Porks got the lot 1984
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about 2 months ago
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remember to get your 5 a day
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about 2 months ago
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jfc
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about 2 months ago
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Lev Parikian
about 2 months ago
Seen a few people recently saying there are too many podcasts, which I completely get, but it doesn’t seem to be something people say about music, art, books etc etc. Anyway, it’s there, and it’s free, and nobody’s forcing you to listen to it, but also do please listen to it.
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Gary Barlow: thanks for your input guys but I think we'll stick with 'magic'
4 months ago
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it's fine if you steal my jokes btw, everyone should feel this funny at least once in their lives
8 months ago
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why yes i did live inside a tombola for a while why do you ask
about 1 year ago
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gonna start signing my posts SR at the end so you know it's me not one of my team SR
about 1 year ago
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'Terrible News Karaoke' contestants sing along to a popular backing track while the host whispers devastating personal news into their earpiece
9 months ago
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this is about me selling your car while you were in hospital isn't it
11 months ago
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i think booksellers should have to read you a bit while you make your mind up
8 months ago
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a pair of cowboy boots pokes out through my wardrobe door and at night i tell myself it's daryl hall keeping me safe while i sleep
about 1 year ago
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business deals should be conducted while slow dancing and if translators are required then they must dance too
over 1 year ago
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Joanna Wyld
about 2 months ago
Radio for Small Prophets fans Pearce Quigley: put-upon caretaker, Plum House
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...
Mackenzie Crook: hapless store manager, North by Northamptonshire
www.penguin.co.uk/books/442786...
Michael Palin: signalman-poet, John Finnemore's Double Acts
www.penguin.co.uk/books/435124...
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/b07hk30x
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every mfer gonna be saying homunculus for the next 6 months is it
about 2 months ago
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they said it couldn't be done but it turns out they just meant safely
9 months ago
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brighten up a trip to the shop by getting them to throw the change into your mouth
over 1 year ago
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screaming where has your mouth gone where has your mouth gone whenever someone turns their head away
7 months ago
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thinking all my thoughts in my sleep then opening my mouth each morning and hearing what they are
about 1 year ago
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Refusing to open my mouth at the rap battle, just staring and smiling at my opponent until he concedes
over 1 year ago
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astonished to find that of the 8 of us at work, only 2 of us pronounce H correctly, and of the 6 that say Haitch 🤮, 5 of them had genuinely no idea anyone said it differently, FIVE OUT OF SIX, SIX OUT OF EIGHT
about 2 months ago
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john le carre implies the existence of john le motorbike
about 2 months ago
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john le carre implies the existence of john le motorbike
about 2 months ago
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no i did NOT steal your joke it was a cover version
6 months ago
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"don't sweat the small stuff" i shout with a cheery wave as i throw t-shirts & cigarettes from my helicopter towards the children emerging from the rubble
about 1 year ago
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Mint Royale
about 2 months ago
All the private jets leaving the super bowl. Paper straws etc
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I (only just) disagree with the sentiment but it's still the best number plate I've ever seen
about 2 months ago
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what b2b rapport-building taught me about running guns into burkina faso
6 months ago
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i'd like to thank his excellency for this neat tennis racket, and look forward to selling him lots of guns
about 1 year ago
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Explaining from my outside table to the cafe staff that yes I know it's raining but I am here to shout garbage at strangers and if dryness was my goal I'd have stayed at home
8 months ago
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denied access to the library cafe bc of all the things i shout
about 1 year ago
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has he had a bang on the head
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about 2 months ago
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i just vote for whoever's at the top i'm not reading all that
10 months ago
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record label boss plays hardball with rapper
10 months ago
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Starmer outsourcing the decision to sack or not the guy he outsources his decisions to to the guy he outsources his decisions to is the biblically accurate Starmer
5 months ago
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come dine with me host answering the door with "i've done a ploughman's and chips, take your shoes off" then not speaking again for the rest of the evening
4 months ago
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i never ask guests to take their shoes off when they come in but i do shave their heads
5 months ago
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i don't count my friends i make them all get in a skip then weigh it if the weight pleases me i let them get out and go home
8 months ago
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦
about 2 months ago
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HG Wells' full name is Hey Guys Wells
about 1 year ago
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cba making any steel this afternoon these tariffs are killing me
8 months ago
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