Crossing my legs and tbh any gesticulation that didn't make it seem like I was bashing something. hands loosely shaking around: Gay A strong clap, one hand chopping/punching another: Not gay

We know billionaires don't appreciate culture because there aren't physical hardcover copies of Achewood, leatherbound with real gold leaf and hand-illuminated title pages for each arc, presented as "the Ray Smuckles edition"

Pearl Jam is a euphemism for cum right?

Offsetting the femininity of not wanting to damage my nails on a soda can by lifting the tab with one of the many cow-tools on my leatherman

I'm glad to follow accounts that post about practical everyday wisdom I can pass along to friends who may need it. Allyship is a verb.

I'd play some Merzbow just to fuck with them

I don't need it I don't need it I DEFINITELY don't need it oldbloodnoise.com/customshop

"What are you laughing at?" "You do not want me to explain this to you"

TAKING the piss

Wife rewatching Mad Men, I get mad every time

Looking for a good Coco (Pixar) torrent and sorted by seed and I had to scroll by 6 different versions of "CumFiesta" to find it. Honestly it's nostalgic.

If you condition yourself to instinctively identify the things you hate in others as something you should improve in yourself you'll be a lot better off. Sometimes someone just sucks but many times they'll tend to suck in ways that remind us of ourselves

"Sounds like you're bi" "WTF NO, I'm straight lol everyone has that one guy they'd go gay for" I'm convinced this is more than like 50% of the country

I'm not gonna diminish the struggles of Parkinson's but the answer is always going to be "skill issue" here. If you can interface with a computer sufficiently to talk to a chatbot, you could be using that effort on literally any other solution that has YOU composing the music. youtu.be/552HPqOVwng

Checking my work laptop on the weekend

You wouldn't catch me dead praising the perpetrators but partially destroying the white house and then saying "fuck it, I'll just have a UFC match in my yard" is objectively hilarious, the nation's capital looks like a lottery win in the middle of rural GA

Having planned large conferences the topic of accessibility is huge, and where a venue is ahead of the game in distributing toilet facilities it's an unequivocal bonus. To deliberately undo this is mental, you might as well divide up catering by gender, why not?

Not sure why but at some point recently this became one of those songs that makes me tear up a little. Been listening to this album since I was like 12, maybe I just understand it better now youtu.be/jnj4OYdNlIY

Every white person's dream

RIP Churchill, you'd have loved AI, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial_...

A lot of white people learned about the Tuskegee experiment during the pandemic and believe that is the reason Black people don't trust the medical establishment. This is not true. Black people don't trust the medical establishment because the Tuskegee experiment is not an outlier.

Avatar 3 is almost a work of dadaist perfection, Cameron has created an entire parallel world and nothing of meaning happens there, you just get pure cause and effect, event after event, going from IRL to PS4 cutscene and back.

It's tough to gauge intentionality but Quaritch's war makeup just looks too much like he's got Misfits hair in Avatar 3

I tend to underrate Dark Side of the Moon, it'a a great album that happens to have the worst possible juxtaposition within the overall Floyd discography

They need to make a Mensa version of those "try not to cum" games for people like me.

Straight hair is life on easy mode

The phrase "can you break a 250" is doing a lot for me right now

Feel emotional pain that I can't just play music and draw and write and work on my OWN projects all day, even eating feels like a waste of my time

We are Blippi, we are legion

(To the tune of "More than a Feeling") MORE THAN A PUZZUUHHHHHLLLLL (More than a Puzz…) IT'S A CLOCK THAT CAN TELL THE TIME OF DAYYYUUHHAAAYYY

No judgement but like who is this movie for? Is there anyone out there who sees Sigourney Weaver in the body of a blue alien child and feels some sense of emotional investment? This movie is like if you took all the positive nostalgia out of 90s sci fi aesthetics and left only arrested development

Oh yeah I'm good on the whole air thing

Tuk. Kiri! Come on! This way! Tuk. Tuk! Come on! Kiri! This way! Kiri. Kiri! Kiri. Spider. Come on! Tuk. Kiri. Tuk. Tuk. Tuk. Kiri. Come on.

Dog the Bounty Hunter is Marjorie Taylor Greene's Sasuke Uchiha.

Wild to think about all the jokes I heard over the years about nazis hiding in South America after WWII when operation paperclip was a thing that happened

I've heard of people who call all sodas "coke" but I've never actually met anyone who does that IRL. That said, Coke has had like a dozen variations as long as I've been alive so the question of "what kind of coke" may just not have registered to me as odd.

an actual video that was posted by the official United States Marine Corps in 2018

Oh shit martial arts action & The Raid fans We Are So Back

while on the subject of phone chargers, I feel it's worth asking how well-known the whole "pocket lint buildup" think is with USB-C because when people say their port broke I often wonder whether it's actually just in need of some scrapey scrapey with a sewing pin.

Pianos should have a comically large whammy lever ("vibrato" lever if you're a square) to give Gymonopédies the sick bends they need

Replace "flower" with "astrophage" and this is the plot of Project Hail Mary

I think it would be funny if Darth Vader came back twenty years later to mow down every one of his former friends who roasted him about his racing pod

Phantom Menace is on and I'm just going to say one thing: people mock the whole taxation of trade routes thing but to me it's nothing compared to how fucking byzantine the podracer subplot is. My ship will be the collateral and you put up the entrance fee and let's roll some dice on it

When someone wants me to explain my profession but is fully unwilling to learn even a single new thing

The Christian God epitomizes capitalism because he consolidated a number of other entities that predated him, then suddenly all the good in the universe moves exclusively through him with all competition going straight to hell. Also that "holy trinity" org chart is just missing "synergy" somewhere.

Twin "lemme tell ya"s cuz holy shit mouth Hurty hubris hubris hubris hubris hubris hubris hubris hubris hubris

hey gang its hexcode 0 here coming to you live from a bowl of microwave Vindaloo curry and lemme tell you I thought those peppers wouldn't mean shit for frozen meals but lemme tell ya I think it may kill me

"Cats Don't Dance" has got to be one of the most "wait WHO was involved in this?" movies I've seen, like what do you MEAN Michael Jackson was originally involved in this animated movie nobody has heard of? What do you MEAN the singing voice of the love interest is Natalie Cole?!