I'm realizing Celery man was a lot more prophetic than I probably could have give it credit for at the time youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk

Tbh the main reason I hate apologies is that the vast majority of NTs I meet don't actually mean it in any tangible way. Like they feel only bad enough to give you a single sad look for the apology itself, then they also want YOU to shoulder some of the burden so nobody really has flaws to correct.

In 20 years there will no longer be a meaningful separation between apps as AI agents continue to pile band and after band aid on a continuous interconnected fabric of spaghetti logic nonsense known colloquially as "The Software." It roleplays as "The Nozzle" from Venture Bros.

we need a pride month for linux users

AI is, almost without a doubt, the most successful human computing interface known to achieve this degree of efficacy in guiding any given user towards engaging in discussions of AI

I’m so tired of these middle management ass Blue types whose conception of wielding power involves no one acting outside of the strictest interpretation of their responsibilities. this is politics at a time of rising fascism. members have tremendous soft power. you can’t say “that’s not his job”!

It's become such a tired cliche in media anymore when a computer guy or whatever says "I need two minutes to download this data" and some other guy is like "you don't have it!" Like bitch why don't I just go home then. Why don't you come over and blow into the USB port to make it go faster

“If you use <insert grammatical pet peeve here> then I know your writing was done by AI.” Cool, and if you use AI paranoia to try and shame a writing style you don’t like, then I know you’re a bit of a cunt.

Radicalizing nerds with nostalgia-bait really needs to be harder than it actually is

Idk how else to describe it but the Claude app feels like it was written for the software engineer equivalent of "boomers" (some may actually *be* boomers but it's more a spiritual thing I'm referencing here)

How can you expect to know anything if your third eye is filthy? Get a bidet

Well shit I hate that and everyone who supports it and everyone who was just LIKING AND SHARING ALL THE ASININE BOSTON DYNAMICS HORSESHIT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU *THINK* THEY WERE GOING TO SELL A TINY ALL-TERRAIN QUADRAPOD FOR YOU IDIOTS

Right ok Right ok Right ok so Right Okay so It's Slotkin, Baldwin and Schumer btw, reading the room like they are At these moments In our times

I appreciate the headline here saying "expletive-laden" but you REALLY need to see the verbatim text here lol

"Military-aged"

Some people forget that the point of language is communication, it's not a game where you get more points by sticking closely to the rules.

get me a fuckin breakfast sandwich you crazy bastards or you'll be living in hell

I will find a way to stabilize my tuning with this Dusenberg Les Trem II if it fucking kills me

At some point demanding feedback is a refusal to understand your base, Steve Jobs wasn't hated because he was opinionated, he was a gigantic asshole and even his best ideas were always bundled with his own authoritarian ideas on how people SHOULD see his products

Meanwhile in Japan

I'm not positive but I think guitar center is using LLMs on the back-end to generate additional search terms and enhance its results. If I wasn't almost certain they were using flagship models for this and, thus, wrecking the environment, I'd call that shockingly clever

It's so funny that the plot of "The Big O" basically begins as "nobody knows what the fuck is going on"

Everything should come with a built in low gain audio compressor. I don't need to brick things out I just don't want to have my ears gently caressed by a realistic depiction of an explosion from 10 feet away

Look I'm a humble guy but I don't think it's an exaggeration to say I've basically achieved enlightenment. It's cool shit. Join whenever b.

Seems like it should be bigger news that Sam Altman is being sued for raping his own sister when she was a child

I'm dying, continuous laughter. My daughter (2) likes chasing me around before bed and so I closed a sliding glass door behind me as am obstacle and she IMMEDIATELY flipped the lock

I got myself a Donner Hush-I Pro for my birthday because it was on sale for $250 with a case earbuds and it was pre-strung, and it's a little travel piezo "acoustic" that makes enough noise to be audible but has a truly insane built-in effect/IR system and it's only like 2.5#

In the communist utopia Ms. Rachel will be produced in 4K with 5.1 Surround sound

Art like this is why genAI will never win

All of my personal accomplishments are the result of time, privilege, and crippling autism.

lmfao @ today's Achewood

This goes for anything by the way, after a data breach a company can either wax poetic about importance of standing by their strategic partners OR they can tell me how much of my data they leaked and how they're going to guarantee it never happens again

I need to play something at roughly Sunn O)))'s volume but with Windhand's guitar tone on Orchard

Apparently there's an AI artist on Apple Music called "Dolphin Smiling" that's ripped off a bunch of Ms. Rachel music and I only found that out when it came up on a car playlist my wife put together for our daughter and that just sucks, man. How do you even report shit like that?

ai is like a dunning-kruger glue trap

Tbh I think the hardest thing about being super autistic is that you really *can't* express your interests comfortably, doing so is a constant exercise in restraint where you try not to scare off someone who only experiences interest casually.

I would pay cash to watch the mural get blasted off the side

Look at least he was honest about it I'd be kind of embarassed to even talk about God physically removing me from a position of authority and placing me in a chain breakfast diner

imagine if people had responded like this for the last 10 fucking years

This attitude is weirdly pervasive and I wish I had any idea where the actual origin of it was because I don't know of any innovation like this unless you put literally ALL of your faith in institutional knowledge and job titles.

Hang this quote up on the wall

I've passed away. RIP me. Use my ashes to piss someone off.

Look all I'm saying is if the names faces and addresses of every one of the people who work for these organizations and do this kind of thing were published it would make a lot of people very happy in a "warm fuzzies" kind of way.

This woman is facing a copyright claim for her own music by an AI company that took her youtube page and copied her.

1. Nobody was locked in thwor homes for a year and a half 2. The weird thing about diseases is that they spread and impact people from multiple demographics, in this case, children, people without healthcare, those with poor immune systems. But fuck them bc boomers suck? I guess?

This is why I always say journalists on here need to be given the Nuremberg Trial treatment, btw. "we locked down for shits and giggles" Fuck you. Sincerely, fuck yourself if you're spreading this pernicious lie.

"Ball is fucking life I will murder for this shit" youtu.be/R0NNu8ANTa8