crow balloon balloon crow go on and give em a squeeze

gLrpk.⁰●

Fat fucking bird @schwarzcrow.bsky.social

every friend group has: - the specialist - the dominatrix - the eliminator - true grit - intelligentsia attaché - the conqueror - the silent one - serenity

We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.

if i got art of schwarz in an umamusume outfit, whose would it be and why

I have interactions with customers at my job at least once a day that go exactly like this

every time i see this damn sign it makes me laugh

Repost if you'd be shot by the Olympic weasel

fuck this is a good post i need to show [person] “Reposted by [Person]” NICE

Soda pop commissions by ( @schwarzcrow.bsky.social )

tidal recommended i listen to bleed by meshugga but listening to it in one bad earbud doesn’t really give me the full experience it kinda just sounds like a guy yelling at you atop an idling harley while somebody else plays guitar on the other side of the street

oh...

In the Ghost of Yōtei DLC announced during the most recent State of Play, Gēmuchenjā, Atsu finds herself on a hellish gameshow where the only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning. paletteswap.site/dif...

speed skating relay is fucking bonkers

it’s so warm out i just saw a bee

Sketch Page for @schwarzcrow.bsky.social

i need to post more, regardless of quality

getting an art update and having to try and translate "AAAAAA OH MY GOSH OHH MY GOSH" into actual words

i've discovered one issue with Tidal it tends to get confused by artists with the same name

fucked up trimming my beard and have to decide if it’s actually fine and i’m overreacting or if it’s so bad that i need to shave it off entirely

252 days the most true theory edition #deltarunetomorrow

bird with a round plump tummy

birds are pretty neat

Me as the antagonist of the bad end feederism story realizing I have to personally feed the feedee forever

super bowl champion

relax your tight end

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

what a shot

Schwarz can't catch a break with faulty equipment at his desk job! At least they were kind enough to move the vending machine right outside his cubicle For @schwarzcrow.bsky.social! | www.furaffinity.net/view/63944309/

taking the potion that gives me a hyper cock and balls so i can be… *squints* better at skiing

The crab Rangoon fandom is dying Reskeet if you're a true gooner

all we gotta do is strip, sand, varnish, buff, varnish, buff, varnish, wax, sand, buff, buff, buff, b’OH GOD

3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey https://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/

Doing no-block/dodge/parry runs:

forbes walk sign is on to cross forbes

every so often i have a little inkling of “maybe i should make a [species] character” but then i see a bird and i’m like nope, am crow

houegh

i love a realistic-looking stuffed belly

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

this car dealership is playing the exact type of music you’d expect a car dealership to play spent the past hour signing along to the best dad rock

cabunga

What is your green?

hello I am launching my very own podcast with @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay where we (mostly casually!) chat about car culture in the decline of the American empire, auto racing, and industry news interspersed with tales of our former auto journo careers. we call it TRAN GIRLISMO

Was looking through my steam library to see what I need to add to the backlog and forgot I changed Yakuza 0's cover art to this

It's soup season. Pooltoys have to keep warm in the winter but this is a bit extreme. Art by the wonderful @vanillabuttad.bsky.social

every time the cafeteria serves the pittsburgh steak salad i am compelled to get it

Its a happy Man Milk Monday to all who celebrate