how it feels doing things youre not supposed to do

4-color big ol' lugia for Sot!

wanna be a big fat pooltoy crow

Bro you can’t give up. You were born in a world that has onions AND garlic. You gotta hang in there it's worth it

crow with an tummy overstuffed with food…

toby drew lemons food

insufficient

Me when I get to babysit my 5 year old cousin

thinking about crow with a *big* belly

Sketch for Schwarz that never got posted. Time to change that. Birds need to show off full bellies!

i really need to start packing a lunch for work the cafeteria has been closed on weekends so my lunch options are either -wait 15 minutes at the cafe for a over-toasted sandwich -pay $6 for a jar of refrigerated pesto pasta i could make at home for $0.80 -an uncrustable

went to check my own profile and got long edward jumpscared

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

CW belly Paint page of this freak ass bint

It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses

idk if you guys heard the news yet but in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

well that’s certainly interesting

Rest in Peace, Haru Urara

from GOATed to bloated

Greetings

i was on my Typhlosion high a few days ago

pleasant town comics thread because I've just realized I can pin posts now

losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it

the past month has been exhausting for a lot of reasons, most of them because of *gestures at the state of this country* but i need to be better about actually talking to people and not just existing

realizing i haven't really been posting as much as i'd like. *cracks my knuckles* tummy

I tricked Cocoa into drinking the soda that makes you burp up massive bubbles for several weeks and if you stop burping you inflate!! He got totally pranked!

happy labor day

a delicious beverage served in my finest piece of glassware

New Fat Fur/Inflation story starring @schwarzcrow.bsky.social: "Birthday Borb Gluttony." Schwarz celebrates his birthday with surprise take-out from friends, and is determined to eat it all no matter what. www.furaffinity.net/view/62123896/

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

🎉🎂🎉

Until we give a crow adderall we will never know their full potential

They're flexible

96. 🛼

Experiments with developing a simpler, faster 4-color style. ...I'm not sure how much faster they actually are, but they're fun!

crow sounds

me: you know, it's been a long time since we all hung out, i really wish there was a little old place where we can get together a painted sign at the side of the road:

Pirates Under Fire For Directly Marketing Team To Children theonion.com/pirates...

uma mizutsune

*pushes everything else off the kink table* BIG POOLTOY BELLY