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JOLDFISH
about 1 year ago
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classic crow blunder ate a big lunch and i still have to work for three and a half more hours
3 days ago
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making a playlist of songs with the perfect bpm for my work walk speed
4 days ago
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using a new music app, starting off strong
4 days ago
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until i do this you’re all just gonna have to deal with my bullshit sorry
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4 days ago
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in the mood to be a moderately overinflated pooltoy again
4 days ago
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[Steely Dan]: “You owed him money but you gave him something more…” 👀👀👀🍆🎉❓ “…with a gun.” oh. okay. 😔
4 days ago
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reconsidering splitting this account because i fear i can't be a horny enough freak without alienating somebody
4 days ago
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bandit / pipsqueak
5 days ago
i bought a nagabe yaoi manga second hand and the previous owner left a castiel bookmark in it..
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rhena
6 days ago
JoJo's
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bsky for the past 24-48 hours
6 days ago
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Deerposts
7 days ago
#deer
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slow but gradual bloating that just won't stop....
7 days ago
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Velodus 🦃🍂
8 days ago
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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big skunkcrow pooltoy…
7 days ago
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the “plays a Skate game for the first time” to “wants to learn how to skateboard at age 31” pipeline is real
9 days ago
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Duino D. Duck 🔜 MFF
10 days ago
Flipping between these drafts like I'm holding up two shirts in front of a changing room mirror
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Mr. Debu
11 days ago
baseball!
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depths of wikipedia
12 days ago
AAHHHHH!!!!
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Jon Bois
12 days ago
i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit
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Happy halloween! Reply to this post with “Trick or Treat” and i’ll give you something from my phone’s photo library
13 days ago
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Happy halloween! Reply to this post with “Trick or Treat” and i’ll give you something from my phone’s photo library
13 days ago
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Schwarz had heard the stories of the pooltoy ghosts, but he didn't expect to find one, much less get transformed and popped by one! Now he's on the prowl, ready to test the limits of anyone and everyone he can catch... if only he could float just a bit faster... 🐦🎈👻🎨:
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13 days ago
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Sam Reich
14 days ago
bestseller this year i hear
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Wriggly Little Sopper
14 days ago
#Survivor
mention cheese to a white boy and he’ll play a mean game of frisbee golf for it
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Lucyifer
14 days ago
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reggie
15 days ago
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love to spend my one day off this week with a big fucking headache
15 days ago
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GnollBreath 🍖💦
18 days ago
Never gonna play the new Pokémon game. But have this.
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mattie lubchansky
17 days ago
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
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God’s Little Ravioli 🏳️⚧️
17 days ago
this is like the meal you give a dog before you put it down
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Gris @ UWU
17 days ago
my faded ass otw to the air fryer:
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Itymnro
17 days ago
Bros getting heated on the ice 🔥❄️
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Ringer
17 days ago
"It’s hard to believe I’m standing in the lobby where the first ever Midwest FurFest took place… because I’m not. That’s in Arlington Heights, which is miles away and hasn't been home to MFF since 2001."
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today’s mood is plump pooltoys just wanna be slightly overinflated
18 days ago
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there’s the “hmm, this might be a furry, i may have seen this bumper sticker for sale at a con” kind of car and there’s the “multiple furry stickers on the spoiler and the license plate is ‘STIMKY’” kind of car
18 days ago
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Food Reserve A
19 days ago
watching game 1 of the world series. absolutely floored by a bigger guy holding a sign that said "THIS SHIRT FIT 32 YEARS AGO. GO JAYS"
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Jerad Walker
10 months ago
The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
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bulge
20 days ago
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wet beast
20 days ago
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Fobwashed
3 months ago
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
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im so full of hotpot yum
20 days ago
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i downloaded this app almost exactly 4 years ago and i’m one solid work day away from 15 million steps
20 days ago
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🏳️⚧️C R E E P🖤
21 days ago
Gift Wrapped 🎁
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Ash
21 days ago
when your political homie has one too many drinks
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Mindof 🔞
22 days ago
When you catch yourself in a mirror and realize...
#fattytober
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Crungo
about 1 month ago
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victoria scott
23 days ago
It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House
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i am once again thinking about birds
24 days ago
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25 days ago
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