A villanelle describing you, a blimp.

Canada-Us-Mexico-flation (nsfw)

the fun part about triangle agency is when your brain doesn’t stop buzzing for 24-48 hours post-mission

windsor after today's mission

i could fuck up an entire barrel of peanut butter pretzel nuggets

A piece for Portland's pride parade tomorrow 💖

Ueueleuleuleue

i forgot you could mute threads, phew

"she was arrested, tried, and hanged for trying to overthrow... your mom" i love end-of-session "where are they now" moments

i haven't been able to stop thinking about kawkaw since chapter 5 released they're perfect

i love being able to tell the exact moment a post exits containment

'hey LOSERS. You all look like you could... Lighten Up 😎' Meet Surge! This Anomalous Pooltoy is an npc from one of my tabetop games I run. It's a pooltoy utterly obsessed with the idea of inflating people to obscene sizes, and keeping them forever! art by @ambergate18up.bsky.social

was transferring some old pics from my old phone can you believe this was almost 9 years ago

"parasite outbreak blamed on taco bell because they're the only company reporting it" feels very "1918 flu blamed on Spain because they're the only country reporting it"

Ensqrklopedia [Medium: Success] - Your mangled brain would like you to know that there is a pooltoy called Deer Mike.

filling yourself with soda before working out at the furry kink gym and setting off the galunk alarm

galunk

Dinner Plans

eating so much you have to unbutton your pants

if i lose my best fantasy hitter to a hbp in the all star game i might lose my mind

HOLY SHIT WHAT A WAY TO END IT

schwar(z)💣

willson contreras with the bowser bat 👀👀

philly fans just booing everyone is the most philly thing i can imagine

Keepin' it together @schwarzcrow.bsky.social

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san diego podrace

i am slowly becoming better at “throwing random shit into a pan and having it turn out tasty” (tofu cooked with tomatoes and black beans over rice, topped with a fried egg and some heinz street corn sauce)

rick "i've played fortnite!" devens

chat do i try and see the big boy tomorrow and risk being late for triangle agency

sigh…. do i need to get a proper ref sheet done for my d&d / triangle agency character… is this what finally gets me to make a non-schwarz character/sona

Me to #Survivor fans: "You should watch #BB28 for Rick!" A man who nicknamed himself "The Meow-Meow": "Get enough BB-tonium to fuel the time machine to make the dining room go back into the past, yo!"

every so often i click show on an adult content warned image and i'm surprised to see it's porn like wtah the fuck did i expect

just casually used the line "the chances of winning drastic go down" in a fantasy baseball conversation with my dad

@schwarzcrow.bsky.social showing off his iconic catch phrase #fatfur #stuffing

a weird but damn good weekend. still getting used to the quirks of commuting to/from the con.

Sweet Jay and Hella Bob

everyone's favorite Bluey character, Bingaur

here i am fuck me like a hurricane

thank you for your amazing digital service

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bweuewgh

i am so exhausted good night furries, see y'all tomorrow

not even gonna try and get into the fatfur meetup, shits fucked lol

great time for bsky to take a shit

how to find a crow

there's a lot of deltarune theories out there but I think my personal favorite is "tobyfox contributes to siivagunner and released a rip over a year ago that hints at chapter 5 weird route"

mlp major league ponies