It's crazy that this entire website revolves around Will Stancil, a guy I am pretty sure is entirely unknown in the real world lmfao

I do love engaging the what race were certain people in antiquity discourse because everyone who is stupid enough to think that the colonial European concept of race exist in the ancient world are extremely easy to troll

I debated many an Asian American man at a university that is supposed to be for the smartest kids on if Charles Murray was indeed racist or not

chicago

Squidward referring to SpongeBob as "Sponge" has a racial element to it

Xbox, Yucatán

Never smoking Chinese death sticks again

It’s still is hilarious that the Tokkaido Shinkansen has shorter headways than the green line

It’s underrated how pathetic Usha Vance is tbh

I hate the rhetoric of inevitability people discuss shit in the tech industry with. There is actually no guarantee full self driving cars will ever be a viable thing lol

Bennedict Mathurin is such a powerful Caribbean name

Music goes hard as fuck

Status: Dumping ass

Sweet

name one white guy who isn't Tom Cruise. I'll wait

My DARE “teacher” (local cop) went off script and ranted at us about how Fancy Feast commercials were intentionally aimed at elderly people to try to confuse them into buying and eating cat food. I had no idea what his point was, and I have no idea what his point was.

i truly believe Chinese people might be the second most American people on the planet

Sad day but had to happen

It’s actually crazy how much braver and more pleasant the average indivisible 60 year old lib is than the average left wing poster online lol

Why is all of this happening man I just want to see some ass

Gotta take down my Coby Shrine 😢

no disrespect but I think the most obnoxious intersection of identities is Gen X, white, male and catholic

@sbunny.bsky.social another day another AD ESPN Breaking News graphic

just 1 more quote tweet of Chuck Schumer

It’s undeniable that I have issues digesting gluten but I am strong-willed

This has gotten even more annoying lol

uhhh Bulma in the Epstein files. Is this funny?

i guess i get vertigo when falling in video games now

this paper is so washed that it has become cute. It's literally 5 suburbanites airing their grievances lol

we got our guy

hard not to notice that it's "take personal responsibility" "there needs to be accountability for your bad choices" "make better life decisions" for certain people, and "no. clearly the algorithm. he's a kind of victim, really" for others

I like how whenever I type “Metra” into google wot see the schedules a news story pops up of someone getting hit and dying at a crossing

I wish i was funny

*looking up from notes* And that's when you dropped an anvil onto his penis? (Crying woman nods) *Looks back down and takes more notes*

Idk if this is an algorithm issue lol

Skinny Charles Barkley freaks me out

I love that all conservatives can do with a plummeting violent crime rate is be like, well the vibes are off on the train I don’t ride

I love living in the state of Illinois and the city of Chicago in particular

Is baseball gay?

Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.

here is a data visualization of why i can’t get pussy:

Klan is back big time

these people need to be curb stomped at some point, they think they can get away with anything because they basically can

Most people understand this already but it’s so funny that AI agents can’t even properly order McDonald’s for you yet and boosters are hitting the media saying the singularity is here

these microblogging websites are honestly terrible for news when paired with the rapid deterioration of traditional news orgs. At any given time I see two people on my timeline mad about the same shit but with an entirely different set of facts lol

I think compared to every other sport I personally follow nba fans watch the games the least and they make it so easy to tell

It seems more and more likely that I will be hitting ass soon

A lot more people should know about the bravery Marimar Martinez displayed in the midst of Chicago’s occupation and the murder of two observers in MSP. They tried to kill her, shooting her 5 times, and it’s a miracle she’s alive to push for transparency like this after being persecuted by the DOJ.

The people of the twin cities are amazing