I can so relate to this.

This is utterly insane. The man is a sickness and yet again America seems to be inexplicably in fatal thrall to him, and will do nothing to curtail him, let alone remove him.

Folks...this picture of Linda Hamilton and Bryan Cranston from an episode of MURDER SHE WROTE. I didn't think it was possible for two people to look this 1986.

The Tropics, by Henri Rousseau, 1907

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

Wait a minute...

Reg was about 3 months old for the Somme, so he could have easily been conscripted.

Reg Varney could have been present at the Battle of the Somme and listened to Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross prank-calling Andrew Sachs.

Hello.

We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words. -Ursula K. Le Guin

This is the sort of thing a cashless society robs us of, the opportunity to try to get away with paying the bus fare in Carthaginian currency www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Find out why we made this. Only in PantoSplaining, this Thursday.

Jesus and his lawyers are coming back.

the western press is truly, truly ill.

😂

Norwich sponsored by the late character actor Colin Blakely.

‘Pockets’ not earned. ‘Flashes’ not cooled down. For ‘gold medal tears’ read over-emotional and mercantile. This, and a thousand instances like it, is the problem. #InternationalWomensDay

Ye have disgraced this place ..... A Cromwellian quote moment www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

I'm starting to think this paedophile's an idiot.

Captain Bone Spurs. He will be a source of great shame to his country for many, many years.

Pep Guardiola is off his face on Yellow Bentines.

TONIGHT WE HAVE BEEN WATCHING A CLOWN-DISCO.

Great to hear "Fuck VAR" being sung with passion at Wrexham.

Biggest result of the season. Brilliant performance, particularly after the red card. Power and Sarcevic absolutely outstanding, not for the first time. #BCAFC

Shit Referee Olé Olé! #BCAFC

BANTAM PROGRESSIVISM!

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Today's visitors: Leyton Orient.

Up the fucking Chickens! #BCAFC

At Valley Parade. Some spiv outside the ground selling Leyton Orient scarves, an extremely cockney person standing near me in the toilets and a bloke sat in front of me watching Rugby Union on his phone. What the hell is going on?

Time to break out the Concrete Milkshakes, I guess

"Sorry about the noise last night"

Part time linesman, part time Tory MSP and fulltime cunt Douglas Ross gets wiped out during the Falkirk vs Dundee United Scottish cup game. (No audio)

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls... #TOTP #notTOTP

"Have you ever had two pegs up you?"

"Have you got a battery for an Ericsson?"

Darren Cann is a referee, apparently. I thought he was a Radio Times competition winner.

Trademark LFC this season. Sloppy.

I think Bob Hope would be rubbish too.

I think Robbo is past his best generally, but he's been vintage tonight.

Rio Ngumoha has lightning feet. Good news for Liverpool. Good news for England.

I'm watching Great Britain playing Mexico in the World Baseball Classic. We've got Bruce Forsyth and Magnus Pyke warming up in the bullpen.

Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'

Sensational scenes

Every time we see this Marty Feldman book it reminds us of that time we stuck googly eyes on it but all that happened was it looked even more like Marty Feldman. 👀

Also the funniest bit about Covid lockdown was the 'right wing evry man for himself and the mighty always survive' Ayn Rand foundation ran to the US gov begging for funds to survive

I knew he reminded me of someone