Trudging slowly over wet sand Back to the bench where your jackboots were stolen

Both my kids went to University of York, my daughter had quite a bad time at first with snobbishness from private school twits who had failed to get a spot at Oxbridge. It's a class thing, not a North/South thing. www.theguardian.com/education/20...

Curtis Tilt. I don't know what he does to the enemy but, by God, he frightens me. #BCAFC

Will Swan Again Ole Ole! #BCAFC

Up the fucking Chickens! #BCAFC

BANTAM PROGRESSIVISM!

Football. My giddy aunt.

Catching up on Uncanny. I love it tremendously and one of my favourite things about it is Ciaran O’Keefe, when asked to explain the impossible, very kindly suppressing the urge to say “I mean, the most likely explanation is that they’re literally just making this shit up” #TeamSceptic

I like Sebastiaan Bornauw because he looks like Tim Brooke-Taylor.

Sesko.

Had Leeds/Man U on TalkSport doing the washing up. They went to a quick Liverpool team update and Man U scored. Bumbling amateurs. Always good to hear.

Ok. So. They anonymised the sheep.

I say let them have a crack at it.

TNT have been revelling in the perceived hostility between Leeds and Man U fans, then Darren Fletcher makes reference to how wounded he feels by social media posts about his commentary. Pray for him.

Mark Steel on R4 just now - ‘Starmer’s great talent is to say nothing and then, a week later, go back on it’

In times like these I wish the United Nations was real

I'm just watching Luke Littler and that's a stupendous young bloke's wig hairdo.

Good to see that every episode of Hetty Wainthropp Investigates has been added to iPlayer.

Ken Kitson! We always shouted that at the telly whenever he appeared in one of his minor roles, as he used to live a few doors down from us when I was a kid.

I'm watching Hetty Wainthropp. Quite magnificent. And people bang on about The Sopranos.

I keep seeing outcry over what Trump did. He's done the same thing American Presidents always do he's just an idiot who said why. No country should be allowed to do this. No one country should be allowed to keep doing this. America should be ashamed & do something to stop this from happening.

Lancashire. I told you it was weird. (5 bonus points if you can spot a Premier League ground)

Topsy Jane, the original Liz. A sad story.

I've been watching Billy Liar again.

Something really important came up at the last minute.

All this knee-jerk media laundering is making me feel nostalgic. It's like the Iraq war all over again.

Here's what "Anonymous" posted a couple of months ago.

For those justifying Starmer’s lack of condemnation as ‘diplomacy’, I give you the Mexican President

"Yes, I do look rather startled, don't I? It was taken in a photo booth, and someone had just poked an eclair through the curtains"

That first line. She's having a fight in an empty room.

Found him

Hell's bells, this is gold dust 😘

I've no interest in this at all. *goes straight to World of Books*

It'll never beat my six volumes of George and Mildred slash fiction.

The problem with Trump, for America, is that he blows the whole gaff. Makes it obvious. Just does it a lot clumsier than everyone else.

Today we went to Lancashire. And survived.

What a day to run out of cannabis teabags.

Timeline cleanse.

I’ve seen more photos of Epstein in the past year than I have of my own family.

If Ousmane Dembélé now abducts Keir Starmer, I don’t see how Infantino’s position is tenable

Dancing on the head of a pin. Another receipt to store for the future. Peter Sutcliffe's actions could be described as unorthodox and they broke the law also.

I can just see Starmer's face right now. Looking even more than normal that he's doing a big, problematic poo.

live rolling news was a mistake

grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text

Maduro is a brutal and oppressive dictator of Venezuela. Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law. Both of those facts are simultaneously true.