This makes so much sense., As von Clausewitz once wrote, "Fighting a war on two or more fronts is actually really easy. Unless, that is, you are some kind of pussy."

Oh I can help with this one. It's because David Bowie died in 2016 and fractured reality

Tatjana began her career at EC Comics in the 1950s! Adding uncredited finishes to Wally Wood stories. From 1969 on, she was one of the main colorists at DC. She hit her peak with Vertigo. She hung it up in 2003 at age 77. She was 99 when she died.

RIP legendary colorist Tatjana Wood. You know her work, whether you realize it or not. An important talent. Having just stumbled through a rudimentary coloring job, her astonishing work only increases in my eyes.

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

Important to remember the old military adage: Smart people fight wars on two fronts MINIMUM

Latest Starfleet Academy is an all-timer, I think. Some lovely writing and performances

you're all pleased about the greens winning but you won't be when they try to put avocados up you

The people responsible for this belong in prison

Extraordinary that in these fractious & divided times, so many of us can unite around the single, simple fact that Matthew Goodwin is an irredeemable twat.

Actual LOL

*orb pondering intensifies*

I forget who it was who coined, "Feminism is simply the radical idea that women are also people" but... I mean come on.

‘hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it’

Oh gawd, Nigel's gonna kill me

Reform continue their policy of shadowing Labour government posts with Matt Goodwin taking up the role of Shadow Guy Who Didn't Get Elected In Gorton & Denton

I can't believe telling all the people who voted for you to fuck off and trying to appeal to people who hate you, call you a paedo and would never vote for you even with a gun to their head turned out to be a bad strategy. Much to think about.

Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt

matt goodwin *will* see your jokes about him and they will gnaw away at what’s left of his soul forever and ever and ever

Oh cool they must have updated the headline generator overnight

Guys, is this anything?

Morgan McSweeney googling 'Can Nigel Farage become Labour leader?'

This is going to play havoc with Matt Goodwin’s Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria

Incredible revelation on this week's Starfleet Academy that Klingons have a form of musical theatre

I wrote a brief thing about Rob Grant: profadamroberts.substack.com/p/rob-grant

Had to be done

Look guys, Allister Heath won't see all your vicious mean spirited generated headlines that you've made but he will if you email them to him at [email protected]

About a decade ago I found a website for BOLLOCK ENTERPRISES - a US kitchen worktops company, hence their website bollocktops.com - which caused much amusement to everyone in the UK I showed it to. Anyway, went to look again and FOR SOME REASON they now geo-block access from the UK

Having fun with the Allister Heath Headline Generator and also happy birthday @mhairim.bsky.social stirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.app

All Saints - Pure Shores. "I'm coming, not drowning" just makes me think of the NO PETTING sign you used to get at swimming pools

Haven't really been keeping up with the news about Gorton & Denton but so glad they are writing again

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following four young adults—Ross, Monica, Chandler and Joey—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

What's a line delivery you'll never forget?

me: this is where john grammaticus enters the dimensionally altered geometry of the palace where time is frozen to deliver the athame that can kill the warp altered horus so the possibly dead emperor to return to the golden throne studio: can you flashback to explain this me: honestly not really

day 1056 of working on my horus heresy movie script, into hour 23

Milkshake puck

PSA: I think I may have found the stupidest film of the year, if not the decade. #film26

I see Fiona Apple's got a new album out

PSA: I think I may have found the stupidest film of the year, if not the decade. #film26

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation

In 'The kids are alright' new, Youngest (15) said they had a special assembly about AI where the only negatives presented were that using it to do your homework was maybe less than ideal. Him & his peers very sceptical. Apparently "people were booing."

My favourite rock and roll story is about what a frustrated Michael Caine said to some hookers whom he'd specifically hired to felate Jim Morrison and his bandmates, when he found they were actually giving head to Herman's Hermits.

Wondering what other genius policies Reform are holding back so they can keep the momentum going until the General Election. A 500% tax on streaming services if you watch the final episodes of a show? Free kicks to the balls on the NHS?

Still cannot get over how much this utterly defeated Oompa Loompa looked like she was ripped from a @barneyfarmer.bsky.social and @leehealey.bsky.social strip