Oh good. The Martin Clunes-starring, ITV Drama about Huw Edwards that everyone was crying out for.

That Minneapolis shooting. Fuck. That has to be the line, doesn't it? Something has to happen.

Remember at the start, Claudia said that the secret traitor is... YOU? My prediction is that the BBC has partnered with Palantir and Cambridge Analytics to model the median Traitors viewer as an AI.

It will be taken by storage ships and brought directly to unloading docks in the United State. It will then by picked up by lifting cranes, put on driving trucks and choo-choo trains directly to refiney-factories to be processed for your brum-brum cars. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

What if Linux ran Windows… and meant it? Meet Loss32 www.theregister.com/2026/01/06/l... It's crazy, a million-to-one shot, but it might just work <- by me on @theregister.com

Greatest thread of 2026 or simply greatest thread? 🧵 🧹🍑💩

This new Wolf Alice songs sounds a bit B52s (complementary)

Decided to 'have a go' of my niece's split scooter. Stood on it for approx one nanosecond before it flew out from under my feet, leaving me horizontal in the air at about waist height. Hung there in a physics-defying manner a la Wile E Coyote before landing on my back. Some cold drinks involved.

"Have a good time, all the time," coughed the Pontiff.

For Trump, it is about being told that he can't do it. For Miller et al, it is about wanting an inciting incident to dismantle NATO

Some people ask how I know we have a 15 year olds boy in the house. Well, there are some signs.

"This is OUR Hemisphere" is a fucking stupid rallying cry

I suppose the problem is that banning X, even for publishing CSAM, would instantly be denounced as being anti-free speech. Not just by elements of the Right here, but also Musk and the US government in general. Thing is - CSAM is the best possible rationale for banning X that might side-step that

They should do the Gollum origin story as a three hour Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles homage that just follows Smeagol around his village as he makes fishing flies, repairs his coracle, cooks up a stew etc. and then Surf Dracula's by killing Deagol in the final scene

corbyn on newsnight arguing the salient point that teddy is his best friend and the best way to drive his yellow mini is from the roof.

Back once again for the yellowboot master D4 damage Bombadil behavior Back once again for the yellowboot master D4 damage Bombadil behavior Bombadil behavior Bombadil behavior

New year's gift to myself - turning off the news feed in MS Edge* that shows me a combination of regurgitated celebrity gossip and clickbait Mail & Telegraph articles where doctors 'warn' that every conceivable medical symptom is a sign of terminal cancer. (*it's the one I use for work stuff)

"No thank you dear, I don't need another pillow. Wait what are you doi..mmmffMmfFFff!!!"

Blimey. Putting the bins out in the snow was pretty tough. Still, at least that's the Pride of Britain Award in the bag.

It is not this government's job to criticise the CSAM robot. This government is of the opinion that the CSAM robot will hopefully stop making CSAM and if it does not then hopefully it still might, anyway.

Good grief. In the free version of MS Planner you can sort your grid by various column values. For reasons best known to Microsoft, this feature is NOT available IN THE PREMIUM VERSION YOU GIVE THEM MONEY TO USE. Fucksake.

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

Saying the right things now.

JK Rowling: *dresses as 'Robert', sits at laptop, begins typing* CORMORAN STRIKE BOOK 9: THE CASE OF THE TOILET TRICKSTER by ROBERT GALBRAITH

FFS. I understand that diplomacy is delicate & we are in a weak position against a country governed by a fucking random number generator but surely we can say, "Invading a fellow member of NATO is bad, actually"? Is Labour worried about taking a different position than Farage?

I love Bowie but, "I think you either love music or go off it a bit" might be the most banal observation in human history

I wouldn't really call myself a *fan* of Huey but he does have pretty great taste in music. Surely this new show where he gets to play '90s, 00s and bangers' just like *every other DJ on the station* will drive him insane? I hope they are paying him well.

Somehow made it to the gym despite this bullshit. BONUS: did not die at gym

Eva Marie Saint is still alive by the way. She is 101.

North by Northwest is still undefeated. What a film.

This Amy Winehouse film is *terribly* made. Almost every shot is just *wrong*. Like, if there was a right place to put the camera, they put it at the opposite point to that, every single time. It looks like a 90s FMV game.

Stranger Things finale is a right LOTR multi-ending festival

If you are thinking of following suit, here's a list of EU tech alternatives: european-alternatives.eu

The International Criminal Court (ICC) will switch its internal work environment away from Microsoft Office to Open Desk, a European open source alternative, the institution confirmed to Euractiv. www.euractiv.com/news/interna...

Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it

Zucchero is a bit 'homeless Jack White'

Real LAN Party energy to these pics

When my grandad was in prison he used to dish out his own brand of justice to sex offenders BUT he was fastidious and would thoroughly reconsider all the evidence first. His motto was, "Measure twice, cut nonce."

"Cuh. What's he like, eh?🙄" - Downing Street source

Non-zero chance that the reason these dickheads write RETVRN isn't cod-Latin typography, but that their AI can't render the word properly

Privately, some White House officials worry the Venezuelan adventure will prove a distraction from President Trump's focus on the real mission - destroying the coca fields of Greenland

Forgot to post this one

In the space of a few minutes Anderson Cooper manages to articulate so many things that I've felt in the years since my parents passed away.

Oh shit

Someone needs to explain to the government that the supposed reach they think they have over Twitter/X is illusory and quickly being whittled down to a self-selecting audience of political extremists, bad actors and fans of CSAM