This is the first technically brilliant piece of comedy I’ve ever seen this fraudulent toxic buffoon do. Nigel Tufnel good. A masterclass. Also: props to the team in the production booth who take his casual diss and then double down on making the joke work harder, using vision mixing.

#Film26

#Film26

🚨 NEW: No 10 says Keir Starmer will be Prime Minister forever “The Prime Minister will continue to lead the Government throughout this Parliament and beyond. Beyond space and time. Beyond even the veil of existence itself. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Keir Starmer Downing Street wgah'nagl fhtagn.”

Saw someone describe Glinner as “the guy with the swollen head from Theme Hospital” and I’m like lmao

@laurenlaverne.bsky.social thank you for playing Missy Queen! Xx

"That half's not doing anything, fuck it gonna have a whole one" Fifteen minutes later...

any policy that has a minimum age should also have a maximum age just think on how a ban on sex for the over-90s might have saved captain tom’s life

Katherine LaNasa saying "Babehjane Dough" on The Pitt is the new Natasha Lyonne saying, "Cock-er-oach" on Russian Doll

I contain multitudes - I think Keir Starmer is pretty bad at his job and should probably go BUT I also think if you post that clip of Starmer bending down to pick up the papers Trump dropped as some kind of "Ahhh. Do you see?" gotcha then you are a fucking idiot

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

I think Daredevil:Born Again is about to reveal that Karen Page is a mutant. Her power is the unfailling ability to choose the absolute lowest-quality wig in any situation.

DR. ROBBY: I need everybody who can walk or breathe out of chairs, every pair of hands not actively treating a patient making atomic burn kits, and any other bright ideas, fast as we can-- DR. ABBOT: It's a little primitive, but back in Kandahar we would use the fairies to ask Mothra for help.

Crowdfunding to get Castle Rat to do a doom metal cover of A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End

Iran now going full Not Like Us on Trump

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

This isn't actually about Linux, but rather the enormous amount of lobbying that Meta is doing to push mandatory age verification at the operating system level, while quietly excluding its own products from regulation. Worth a read if you are interested in privacy and tech regulation.

RETVRN

My ability to stand up from a chair without making a sort of grunting sigh

The Castle Rat album is a load of doomy fun and - I can exclusively reveal - excellent to put on 11 while playing Warhammer 40,000: BOLTGUN

Oh yeah. We are so Milli-BACK

My hot take is that I don't think anyone involved in government should be called 'Olly'

Picked this up at the tail end of Aldi's 'Italian week' and it is INCREDIBLE. Seek it out if you can.

This is brilliant www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML0L...

This is - by some margin - the most insane, every-acccusation-is-a-confession take to have been dug up from the right-wing crazy mines.

A certified poet from Slough, Whose methods of rhyming were rough, Retorted, “You'll see That the letters agree, And if that’s not sufficient, I’m through.”

Ok they have the compulsory crosssover stuff nailed. Next they need to produce multiple versions of the film with different first scenes made by famous directors or cinematographers. Some of them could be gold embossed if they can figure out a way to do that on film.

Who are these people who don't give a shit about missing flights? Do they have an infinite travel budget or is someone else paying for their tickets?

​​​​​​How about some advice on what to look for on the (vastly more common) occasions when Saved By The Bell Star Patrick Muldoon has NOT just died aged 57?

Is there anyone left who genuinely believes that Madelson's dodgy contacts list wasn't the whole point of making him ambassador? They thought it would give the UK an edge with Trump and that's all she wrote.

All the guidance really says is that NHS staff should be more like Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Butterflies, sir... thousands of 'em

Timmy Mallet has let himself go

It's the big one. That is not produced, which can eternal crowdfund. And with strange donations, even Julian may type. Get on board!

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

the problem isn't that Pete Hegseth shared a prayer adapted from PULP FICTION (1994). anything can inspire a prayer it's that he clearly hasn't interrogated the prayer, or the source, or himself Jules (the repentant hitman played by Samuel L. Jackson) recites Ezekiel 25:17* twice in the film:

What's wrong, Sgt.? You've barely touched your carrot, mulched cardboard and braised innersole

Four European tech firms have assembled a “fully sovereign disaster recovery pack” for companies that are worried about Trump flipping the kill switch www.govinfosecurity.com/europe-moves...

The outages in Twitter's early days just flew by thanks to the adorable Fail Whale mascot so I thought something like that might help here too. May I present... the DDoS Hoss

Dear @labourpartyuk.bsky.social you may wish to fix this.

"The sweat wis lashing oafay Stephen Dedaluis; he wis trembling. Ah wis jist sitting thair, focusing oan the telly, tryin no tae notice stately, plump Buck Mulliganame, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.”

guys, this is how you lose the time war

Wow. Vibe coders really do not like even mild scepticism about their thing, do they? Still at least they drafted the response themselves. I assume.

Chat, is this good?

Of all the many things I would change about Facebook the number one I think is the ability to stop seeing birthday reminders for friends and relatives who are no longer here

Poor lad. How’s he meant to focus with all those coquettish empty seats?

The Trump subtext to The Boys (TV version) has been getting incresingly unsubtle but this week's is particularly on the nose, given recent events

Whether you are a fan of his music or not I can recommend Robbie Williams on Instagram. He mainly posts screengrabbed text notes which are always funny and interesting and often confessional about his drug and mental health struggles. He is an interesting chap with a unique perspective.

Game's gone. May as well just impeach Trump now and move on because the arse has properly fallen out of MAGA populism