Joel Cunningham
@joelevard.com
π€ 1954
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writing, editing, existential dread
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2026 keeps making me tap the sign
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3 days ago
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You'd think I'd be good at writing an obituary. It's basically a book blurb for someone's life, and I've written thousands of book blurbs. And yet
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Better Things Are Possible
5 days ago
The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it
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David Ho
7 days ago
Atmospheric COβ of 340 ppm
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If you send the gasp emoji with disappearing ink, wipe it clear, and let it fade back in, it looks like the end of The Emoji Movie: Infinity War
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1912 Titanic π 1997 Titanic π
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I was looking at this picture (rip my parents) and it got me wondering: Iβm 44. Would it have been worse to live from 1900 to 1944 or was from 1981 to the present worse? Pandemic Two World Wars Great Depression Pretty bad tbh
7 days ago
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To lose one of your kids' grandparent in six months seems understandable. To lose two seems like carelessness. To lose three though, what the fuck
10 days ago
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I have asthma and diverticulitis, both of which I control without medication. They are still chronic diseases!
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11 days ago
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The Pope's Exorcist, 2023
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12 days ago
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Why is this dog Kash Patel
12 days ago
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Operation Epic CTRL+Z
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13 days ago
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Casey Explosion
13 days ago
Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.
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Sam
13 days ago
You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,
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MortifiedPenguin
16 days ago
I'm gonna start mentally replacing "I asked chatgpt" with "I asked grima wormtongue"
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Justin Baragona
13 days ago
Just to point out, he is not talking about the United States blowing up dozens of Venezuelan boats in the Caribbean Sea. I know it can be confusing.
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Bugs Maytrix & Grogu
14 days ago
happy star wars day to this tweet in particular
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Jason Fanelli π SGF
15 days ago
ps1ps1ps1ps1ps1
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Emily Darling
19 days ago
ikea has this new storage chest for kid's rooms that looks like a mimic, and I applaud this kind of thinking. it's good to teach children about the dangers of mimics early, so they don't fall prey to one the first time they go adventuring
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What are your feelings on taking your kids' names from pop culture? If we have a girl, we're planning to name her Daenerys. And if we have a boy, Bort.
17 days ago
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Rory Carroll
18 days ago
Tech culture is for old people. The biggest boosters are always Gen Xers and boomers who reflexively embrace every sham because their big reference point is the birth of the internet and they donβt want to get βleft behind.β Thereβs nothing hopeful or inspiring in companies that do/make nothing.
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Whatβs up all you
18 days ago
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Remember that news story about the dad that read to his daughter every night, even calling her after she went away to college? Honestly, goals
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18 days ago
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who is going to tell them
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Micah
19 days ago
the voting rights act actually worked, which is why the conservative legal movement immediately went to work on dismantling it this has been the focus of john roberts' entire legal career
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Candice Frederick
19 days ago
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I Miss My Old Life
One year after my abduction by ICE, I still watch my back. When someone falls in step behind me, I stop, tie my shoe, and wait until they pass.
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/mahmoud-khalil-ice-arrest-one-year-later.html?ueid=f4a0a0d4591c992846af938449a949aa&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=ogs_nymag_20260429&utm_term=Subscription%20List%20-%20One%20Great%20Story
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My favorite albums of the past few years are from Huntrix, Mother Mary, and other artists who definitely actually exist
20 days ago
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alix e. harrow
20 days ago
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
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Bring it on, we got through the last Bond crisis (Die Another Day)
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20 days ago
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TACOCAT
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Meira Kensky
22 days ago
Have learned that my fellows do not know the tiger poem so here it is for you
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Riley MacLeod
21 days ago
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this is how i learn "fr e sh a vaca do" was a meme and not something my brother-in-law made up, sad
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21 days ago
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Sam Altman more or less publicly asks victims to file a class action lawsuit and bankrupt his awful company
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23 days ago
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To be fair to Joan Jett, she never got asked to star in Videodrome
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23 days ago
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FuzzWolf π³οΈβπ
24 days ago
Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.
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You can get my new favorite silly little e-reader for under $60 on Amazon for the next five hours or so. It's an impulse purchase you (probably!) won't regret!
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This Buzzy Pocket-Sized E-Reader Is Under $60 on Amazon for the Next Few Hours
The Xteink X4 e-reader is on a flash sale at Amazon, but you'll need to act quickly.
https://lifehacker.com/tech/xteink-x4-ereader-is-under-60-on-amazon-april-2026
23 days ago
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Excited to see the movie about the problematic pop star tonight
23 days ago
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Still mad Barnes & Noble took down the original blog version.
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Flannel, Steady Diet of
26 days ago
*Sean Connery voice
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Good Trailcams
26 days ago
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gonna tell my kid this is the super mario galaxy movie sequel
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Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Complete Walkthrough (All 120 Main Stars)
YouTube video by NintendoCentral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx1w3oworew
27 days ago
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Maybe this weekend go see a movie that doesn't require you to write a tortured essay about when it is and isn't OK to overlook credible accusations of child rape.
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27 days ago
how i'm entering silicon valley after the Great Unraveling
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win
27 days ago
it's becoming increasingly clear that the Hagseth Doctrine boils down to "Strategy and Logistics Are Woke and Gay"
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War Columbo
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Adam Kinzinger
27 days ago
Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them. New piece β
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
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This Isn't Trading. It's Theft from Your Retirement.
Someone keeps making perfectly-timed bets right before the President speaks. The victims are your pension, your 401(k), and the country I took an oath to defend.
https://open.substack.com/pub/adamkinzinger/p/this-isnt-trading-its-theft-from?r=kjv0f&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
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Steven (with a PH)
28 days ago
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
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smoke 'em if you got 'em
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50 Highbrow Movies to Watch When You're Totally High
There are a ton of stoners movies about weed, but the best movies to watch when you're high are actually art house and Hollywood classics. Here are 50 of the best, from Pinocchio to Everything Everywh...
https://lifehacker.com/the-best-highbrow-movies-to-watch-when-youre-stoned
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