The premise of Pluribus is giving me Leech by @hironennes.bsky.social vibes (you should read it!)

Disappointed Tor didn't use my review of Leech on the cover.

Great pics! Here's one I captured with a long exposure on my iPhone 17 Pro.

I will now be using "THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI JANET" as shorthand

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

I don't think you're allowed to make this argument unless you're wearing a fedora and a predatory goatee

Is this a safe space to admit that I could barely parse Wuthering Heights on, like, a narrative level? Why was it told as a series of nested flashbacks by a character who barely mattered to the plot? Anyway this looks ridiculous youtu.be/3fLCdIYShEQ

along with the heinous literal crimes i think a lot about how there's a kind of moral, national crime in subjecting all of us to this, to this consuming our politics, committed against us by a number of powerful and connected people up to and including the president

Jim Spanfeller once brought Wolff in to talk to the GMG staff and it was honestly one of his worst ever failures to read the room, which is saying something

There's one particular guy I went to high school with who loved this justification. "I think of him like King David!"

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

big day for epsteins

One of my weirder tech review experiences

When we gave that mouse a cookie he PROMISED he wasn’t going to ask for a glass of milk!

I've got an iPhone Pocket, it came built into my jeans

“But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.” “What is that?” asked Frog. “I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”

According to Google I'm one of the top six most notable Joel Cunninghams on the internet 🤗

the president’s affordability plan is to saddle people with a generation’s worth of debt

TWO TIMES I thought this said "marijuana sauce."

inspired by @dialacina.com

OK, I'm buying a copy of the Post today

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

Not since Nov. 7, 2020

Capitalism is now illegal

It's like poetry

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice

I told my daughter if it was a blowout we'd know the result by 9:30. Whoops, it was 9:33.

Looks like it’s going to be one of those election nights where it doesn’t feel awful to be alive. That’s something anyway

He voted for Sliwa, because he loves kitties

Today is only the beginning. Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.

a lot of you are probably too young to remember but there was a time when the president didnt harass and declare war on the parts of the country that didnt vote for his party

Earlier this year, I met a Croatian journalist who was in the US doing a piece on America’s politics and I asked her what surprised her. And she said, “What you all call the far left is just being normal.”

Democrats afraid they might have to actually deliver

the water balloon didn't hurt me but it did explode on impact. i could feel the wet

If you thought the gaslighting over what Charlie Kirk "really" believed was bad, watch how the GOP tries to digest Fuentes nakedly confrontational hatred and racism www.wired.com/story/gop-ci...

The EPA guy from Ghostbusters has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

About 20 years ago Bath & Body Works had a 3-in-1 body wash that smelled like lemon sweet tea. I still think of that sometimes

There was a time when something like this getting out would end in a resignation. I miss shame

I just realized there will be a 6-7 joke in Shrek 5

OK folks if you are at the point where you are pretending this obvious joke is a serious policy proposal you need to toss your phone in a drawer for a bit

We've got you 👍

Night of the Comet>A Nightmare on Elm Street>Freddy's Dead>New Nightmare (complimentary)

Theory: He is a deeply awkward man

Park Slope on Halloween is peak NYC

wow then why are you working so hard to deport so many people who are here legally too