Portugal v Croatia #WorldCup

Truest words ever written.

*the coolest shit you've ever seen* FIFA Ref: ...offsides

hot take: offsides is a rule for cowards

:::pretending I know what offsides really means::: what a shame

I was so hardcore “the World Cup should absolutely not happen in America” and I still think there’s an argument to be made there but I’m also coming to believe that it’s exactly what we all need right now

worst red card in my two weeks of watching soccer

Four Supreme Court justices supported that red card 😔

Tolkien cursing this guy from hell

I mean I get it, I'd be depressed if I had to be a part of congress too. Hell, I'm depressed just existing alongside congress

More than "this should have been a foregone conclusion," this should never have been up for debate in the first place, but...good I guess

actual there is a rule that a dog can’t play basketball but the Supreme Court has determined it does not apply to golden retrievers

Hustlebros are LARPing on TikTok by buying software that fakes sell notifications and revenue dashboards from Shopify, Stripe, and OnlyFans. So I emulated them: www.404media.co/how-i-bought...

I would like a more satisfying answer than "entropy" or "late stage capitalism"

STARLOG JAM @listentosassy.com

What are rosary beads but God's fidgets

Flying toasters? Now I've seen everything!

In her oligarch era

I don’t know man, who is “the Democratic Party” if it’s not the voters?Democratic voters choose candidates, not party leaders. And party leaders need to listen to what voters are telling us - and right now they are demanding our party be bolder.

also not lost on me that as democratic socialists are winning some elections, a new red scare targeting anarchists, antifascists, and their allies is digging in hard, and today handed down 30, 50, and 100 year prison sentences to activists and organizers

Haha that caught me off guard, well done

OK but Brad Lander probably didn't need Mamdani's help here

Garffeld

I don't like to buy anything on Prime Day if I can help it, but if I didn't already have one of these, my resolve would be sorely tested.

i will not let some hitler youth dickhead running a govt twitter account ruin my enjoyment of our extremely multinational, diverse, and beautiful soccer team. thank you for your understanding at this time 👍

A lot of the time, when you call someone "the best to ever do it," it's hyperbole. But when it comes to classic multi-cam sitcom direction, Burrows was without any scintilla of a doubt the best to ever do it. RIP.

The whole last decade has been building to this exact op-ed by this exact person.

No, you're done working for the day

I'm sorry, do we really need an article that's like "The Beatles...they're a big deal actually?"

👀

A24's marketing department has gone too far this time

RIP orange bucket seats I love you (and I love this)

I love this & live by it. 💚🚲

Hey with the news Gilmore Girls is leaving Netflix, I just wanted to point out that Lorelei would now be older than Emily was at the start of the series, you're welcome

NPR is comparing a trans woman fleeing Texas for her personal safety with a conservative fleeing Seattle because he was annoyed with his neighbors. This is honestly insane both sides framing to a degree that is just blatant lying by omission.

It's fine to wish these people ill.

Brooklyn. 🏀 (via Paul Williams) 💕

Is that good?

As a Knicks fan going on two weeks, yeah, this feels pretty good.

What if we just believed young people when they say it’s because of climate change and being broke?

I'm so high on moderate to severe ulcerative colitis medication I barely even notice them

I had no idea this movie existed, it looks stunning, and it's on Netflix today! I love it when that happens.

I thought "the swamp" was just a metaphor!

Parrots Keep Saying 'Polly Want a Cracker?' We Might Know Why

the epic saga continues

When you drop kids off late at my son’s PreK–5th school (which I do several times a week, sigh) you have to write a reason on the sign-in sheet. Today someone just wrote “socks,” and the way that exactly communicated what their morning was like—talk about economy in storytelling.

Oh this is terrible news. 💔