I guess, when push comes to shove, I too think that it is bad when too much liquid goes in that baby.

First-ballot Hall of Famer in the field of grifting.

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Look, I’m not conspiratorial… but some of the insane imagery out of Charlie Kirk’s funeral certainly SEEMS like it’s intended to bait people into making fun of it so they can do another week long “how DARE they” news cycle.

What the administration has done to Mahmoud Khalil, and the silence on it from a LOT of Democrats, is reprehensible. It is a much bigger threat to free speech than Kimmel.

If I were Jimmy Fallon and someone wrote this about me, I would simply fade into the ether and never be seen again. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/a...

I see things like Dropout and The Onion and Defector and a growing number of worker driven journalistic sources and if I let my guard down a bit, I can let myself get optimistic that maybe the corporate ghouls pushed too hard, demanded too much and there’s a legitimate break from that world coming.

Sade was just playing over the CVS soundsystem and then a lady’s phone rang and it was also a Sade ringtone. We had a nice laugh about it.

I bet I could make a lot of money if I told a Starbucks Barista my name was Karlie Chirk and then furiously started tweeting pictures of the cup, insisting it was a hate crime.

i am encouraged by the dem response to jimmy kimmel but i swear to god if they dont start bringing that same energy to this shit i will go scorched earth

Replacing Schumer with AOC would really be a remarkable upgrade.

I want the dude in this photo to team up with the skater kid from LA a few months ago who got hammered with pepper balls and just flipped off ICE.

There's failing to step up in the moment, there's REALLY failing to step up in the moment, and then there's whatever this is.

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welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)

For the class of people running things in this country, America was just a vibe, basically. All the rah-rah, chest-beating, flag waving stuff. None of them meaningfully believed in any of it. Just swept aside completely in the face of literal cartoon villainy. Minimal resistance. Whoosh. Gone.

The people in control of this country are the most petty, most embarrassing people on Earth.

these people are genuinely idiots

Dem leadership trying to pencil in time to give a “this is very concerning” soundbite about Trump’s crushing of free speech in between sessions of not endorsing Mamdani.

A lot of shitty things happening, but if you need a nice moment, here is Mark Zuckerberg getting embarrassed.

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

Every single one of these people has a high profile op-ed gig.

Everyone has to be nice to President Pedophile

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

Beginning to suspect that all the conservatives who spent the last ten years getting rich by screeching about “cancel culture” may not actually care about free speech after all.

Defending trans people is obviously morally just and ethical. Beyond that it just is tactically the correct thing to do because the GOP is going to say the same thing about Dems no matter what and either you can respond with 'well my opponent has some points' or 'look at this hateful shit'

I guess I just have a hard time buying the idea that Kash Patel and Dan Bongino are capable of carrying out a large scale cover up conspiracy.

This is an extremely basic point, but one that bears repeating: in a law-governed society, the state cannot simply murder people it has identified as potential criminals. It does not matter if those alleged criminals are foreigners. If you illegally kill people, you have committed murder.

I'm sorry, I get that we all have our own s**t but it's incredibly weird that anyone ever thought this quote was meant to stoke the embers of violence, found it to be a radicalizing moment in their life, or is still angry about it a decade later.

Nancy Mace has always been a racist, homophobic ghoul, but it really feels like she's having a legit nervous breakdown.

the Colorado school shooter from the same day that Charlie Kirk was killed posted himself holding his gun on Twitter / X where he followed multiple far right accounts weird how you wouldn't call on Elon Musk too to testify at an online radicalization hearing

Bizarre that there are people out there who are stupid enough to think that conservatives will stop stripping rights away from people once they're done attacking trans people.

Hard to find a better summary of why so many pundits are useless than Ezra Klein saying "Kirk's worst moments were standard-fare MAGA Republicanism" & we just have to live with it. I legit think he's trying to understand why people disagree that Kirk "did politics the right way" but just cant do it.

We are absolutely a failed society

Kash Patel pulling on a suit three sizes too wide and heading down to Capitol Hill to tell everyone that the world famous sex trafficking pedophile was a lone wolf as his neck pulls his head deeper and deeper into his own torso.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Watched The Royal Tenenbaums for the first time in over a decade and I dunno, man. It’s just a real, real good movie.

It shouldn’t be surprising that all of the free speech comedians are so silent

pointing out the rights hypocrisy about freedom of speech doesn’t really do too much but i honestly am just stunned how blatantly and quickly they reversed on pretty much every constitutional freedom the moment they gained full power

"We love the racist conservative guy who says how we truly feel! Cry more, libs!" (racist conservative guy dies) "How DARE you mention that the racist conservative guy was racist! You are MONSTERS for making us cry, libs!"

It's kinda mind-blowing that someone succeeded in being a worse president than George W Bush.

Kash Patel is shaped like Spongebob.

Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired

Has Netflix ever had a movie with a cultural impact anywhere close to KPop Demon Hunters?

Look, we all know that when the founders came up with the first amendment, they specifically intended for free speech to NOT apply to accurately describing Charlie Kirk’s beliefs.

Wild seeing so many people claim Charlie "I'm Going To Create A Professor Watchlist To Monitor And Chill Academic Speech" Kirk was a supporter of free speech. Especially at the same time a lot of those same people are actively trying to get people punished for saying mean things about him.

I honestly think that Hakeem Jeffries is somehow worse at his job than Chuck Schumer is. Which is pretty impressive.