The last WILDLY APPROPRIATE of 2025 is gonna be a fun one with KIMIA BEHPOORNIA, RACHEL BLOOM, DREW DIFONZO MARKS, ALEX BERG & CRAIG ROWAN! All-ages improv where kids in the audience can get on stage and place! Dec 6 at UCB! Tickets here! ucbcomedy.com/show/wildly-...

Over the years, I have met MULTIPLE people in the comedy world that were exactly like Matthew Macfadyen's version of Charles Guiteau in Death By Lightning. If only we'd had long form improv in 1881, maybe James Garfield could have survived.

Who all's gettin' PUMPED to watch the Ken Burns American Revolution 6-part documentary series?!?!

The Lowdown and One Battle After Another feel like they are in conversation with each other, and in a better media world there would be like a dozen blogs that would write pieces on stuff like that.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

honestly one of the most striking things about epstein's emails is the fact that the man, described in many places as "a genius," is essentially subliterate

Every powerful rich person/government elite type loves to send catty, gossipy emails to each other where they say things like "Great catching up and doing crimes with you last week! Did you see what (insert fellow elite here) was wearing at our pedophile brunch?"

Two weeks from tonight! It's time for the 19th Annual Thanksgiving Feast Show! W/ Siobhan Thomspon, Ronnie Adrian, Suzi Barrett, Alex Berg, Deborah Tarica, Julie Brister, Todd Fasen, Alex Fernie and FREE PIE FOR THE AUDIENCE!! 11/26 at the Elysian! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...

You think that they’re meeting in smoky mahogany rooms doing eyes wide shut shit and while that does happen mostly it’s just emails to fellow perverts like “stupid purple hair barista was mean 2 me im gunna fund gender essentialism center at a prestigious university Sent from my iPad”

“If you go after Trump you’re going to have to deal with Clinton” Yes! Yes deal with him! That’s a plus! He’s a piece of shit that we should never see again! Throw him into a volcano!

the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”

Extremely jealous of everyone getting to see aurora borealis tonight.

This poor, poor kid.

It is very possible that, at the end of this, the accelerationists will end up being the closest to correct.

This is national (not just NYC) polling on some of Mamdani's platform. Which is weird, because the oldest, wrongest people on Earth keep telling us that his ideas wouldn't fly anywhere but NYC... Huh. Could.... no. But maybe... could James Carville be... wrong?!

The 07/08 economic collapse isn't cool. You know what is? Doing the 07/08 economic collapse again, but this time destroying the environment too.

The only possible thing for Democrats to do now is go all in on universal health care. Anyone who won’t do it needs to go away forever.

I do think the fundamental problem is we see the country on the existential brink, and they still appear to believe that there’s still some value in the way they’ve always done things.

The number one way you know the whole "the Democrats are controlled by the far left!" thing that centrists and Republicans like to talk about is 100% bullshit is just watching literally everything Chuck Schumer does.

Democratic leadership saw people getting excited and encouraged by the elections last Tuesday and said "that's QUITE enough of that!"

theres a whole category of newstertainment thats gotta go. and its "ask a really rich freak who is also evil and directly stealing from you what hes seen on the computer lately that has made him feel bad." the only -- ONLY -- story about this guy worth exploring is: he is getting rich spying on you

If you find yourself arguing that some people should have to go hungry, you are a bad person.

Hell yeah, Vince Gilligan doesn’t miss.

I hope the grieving parents suing ChatGPT for creating a chatbot that encouraged their kids to take their own lives get every last penny out of Sam Altman.

Guess which one is the most likely.

It's impressive to write a sentence this completely, totally wrong, let alone have it be the opening line of your article in a major national newspaper.

Wild how many people are just blindly believing CEOs when they claim job losses are due to AI and not due to the many many other factors right now that historically contribute to job losses.

It’s funny watching pundits be shocked that “he doesn’t have experience” is more appealing to normal people than “he has tons of experience and all it is bad.”

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Prop 50 passed! Hooray! Unfortunately, in the fine print, it makes it illegal to skip tonight's Convoy/Hebecky Drysbell show at UCB. Punishiable with heavy, heavy fines. Don't get mad at me, I don't know why Newsom did that. 7pm, tickets here: ucbcomedy.com/show/convoy-...

Anyone who ISN'T radicalized by shit like this is too far gone to be saved.

I turned on Fox to see how sad they were and holy shit look at this guy’s head!

Uh oh Van Jones has thoughts on Mamdani's tone. Who would have guessed?

"No longer will we have to open a history book to believe that Democrats can dare to be great" is a great line.

It's so funny watching idiot conservatives yell at Sliwa for "splitting the vote" when Mamdani is over 50%.

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

Even this is far nicer than Cuomo deserves.

A "The Baldwins" style reality show but with Cuomo and Adams.

Dude 100% deserves to take his victory lap.

Cuomo googling Budd Dwyer right now.

The worst people on this country are having a fucking terrible night right now, and that rules.

Bill Ackman’s tweeting fingers about to burst into flame.

lol. lmao.

I just wish Dick Cheney were still alive to see these election results.

It's tough, Mamdani seems like a great guy and inspiring candidate but when you look at the sterling coalition standing against him (Cuomo, Musk, Trump, The NY Post, Dave Portnoy, Bill Ackman, Chuck and Amy Schumer, the little guy from Shark Tank) it's hard to know for certain.

When Democratic leadership said they needed to find ways to appeal to young people, they meant find ways to appeal to young people without changing a single thing about the way they think, act or believe.

Find yourself someone that loves you as much as Kamala Harris loves the Cheneys.

Sucks that Cheney died too late for us to do mean Halloween costumes.