U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

It honestly??? Might be more like Good Bunny??????

Los Angeles cannot trust our financial future to someone connected with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. LA 2028 Olympics Committee Chair Casey Wasserman must take accountability and resign.

Um sorry but Scylla and Charybdis were WHITE

I know it's like so far down on the list of New York Times' many crimes, but is there like an actual reason their games department simply cannot stop plagiarizing?

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible

Boycott. Protest. Divest. Rinse and repeat until we wash them out and they’re too broke to function.

Will SOMEONE in this godforsaken Congress actually take their oath to protect and defend the United States constitution with the same degree of seriousness as every person in Minneapolis?

Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. This is about right and wrong—and the murder we are seeing on the streets is just plain wrong. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans. We can stop this.

the demands schumer laid out, in light of existing rules and current ICE practices, are not a serious effort at modifying ICE’s behavior in any meaningful sense. they’re an attempt to mollify the base with meaningless bullshit without actually changing anything so they can move on to affordability

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

please remember that no matter how many “ICE is losing in MN” articles you read today, there is still a very real, urgent, ongoing crisis in Minnesota. people need food and they need rent money. that has not changed.

Okay I think I've mapped out ICE politics as of Monday night

Every person I know who's ever worked for or with federal law enforcement in any capacity has confirmed this. Border Patrol has been run by and almost entirely staffed with demented white supremacists for its entire existence (since 1924).

They like cops so much that all we’re getting is cops. No roads, no bridges, no school funding, no culture money, just a bouquet of different types of cops

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i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good

In one year, Trump has poisoned our information environment and broken a lot of institutions that mistakenly believed they were powerful. Also true: the future is unwritten, in our hands, and anyone who says that we're doomed is effectively an enemy. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/what-is-go...

it actions like this that make people, especially gen z, despise the democratic party. what are we doing here

the leaders of the civil rights era could not propose or veto legislation. they had no "power." but they had legitimacy because they were out there. Letter from a Birmingham Jail was written...FROM JAIL. But with these guys "Hey it's crazy right now and we can't do much, but give us money." LOL ok.

"Thank God Rumpelstiltskin's not the horny one." - @andrewti.bsky.social Suboptimal Podcasts: Starter Trek: The Bonkers Episodes: DS9: S1E16 - If Wishes Were Horses suboptimalpods.com

RFK hopes nothing but the best…for Hepatitis B, the immunization panel is no longer recommending the vaccine against it for newborns. As a parent, you’re also a fully knowledgeable scientist, right? We talk about the big deal on #FakeTheNation with @brianbabylon & @andrewti.bsky.social.

Do you want more babies, but can’t picture doing it because it would eat into reels consumption? Europe has pretty intense population declines, and they’re really trying to figure it out. We get into this and more on #FakeTheNation w/ @brianbabylon & @andrewti.bsky.social. Tune in!

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I believe this!

Hi just so I'm clear. I wrote "donate to food banks" and do "food runs for mutual aid" because they are different things! Food banks want your money! they can do more with your money than with stuff. Mutual aid groups often want stuff! Mine has a food fridge!

Gen Z is more into conservative Christianity than the two generations before them. We discuss the fascinating data behind this and so much more on #FakeTheNation w/ @ShaqKatzner & @andrewti.bsky.social. #church #genz #millennials

if you're going to a protest today I wish you luck. The only specific thing I will beg of you is this: don't use milk to wash out tear gas or mace. if you see a street medic with milk, yell at them until they throw it out. do not continue to spread lies about emergency medicine.

I got to be on Fake The Nation, listen in!!!

We had @andrewti.bsky.social on episode 1933 ‘Ed Mcmahondella Effect, Trump 3 Princess Diana’ - listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social

I would quite simply wear a pair of heelies when I entered The Long Walk.

We had @andrewti.bsky.social on episode 1919 ‘A Culture Of (Tiny) Bribes, Cracker Barrel Logo Hell’ - listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... @milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social

Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial

I've decided I'm going to be the type of person who pronounces it la-byew-byew.

Between Weapons and The Naked Gun, this has to be the best week of all time for hot dogs in cinema.

New Behind the Bastards 🎙️ Robert sits down with Andrew Ti to discuss the ground breaking performer who created modern stand up comedy and also palled around with the KKK. @iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

You know those folding screen phones? What percentage of all the video that has been played on those screens do you think is podcasts where the hosts call women “females”? I think it’s like 89%.

We had @marcellacomedy.bsky.social on episode 1909 ‘DJ Vance’s Panama Playlist, Rod Stewart’s AI “Tribute”’ - listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... @jackob1.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social

We had @pallavi.bsky.social on episode 1908 ‘Dew Conspiracies, Radioactive Wasps (The Insect Kind)’ - listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... @jackob1.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social

Every time I see Lindsey Graham, I think of when someone wrote into @andrewti.bsky.social 's old blog and asked if it was racist if they thought Graham looks like he never went through puberty, but just got stretched out by some kind of machine

i find myself regularly reminding people that not one single German was severely punished for simply refusing to contribute to the Holocaust

You can tell the new Superman is pure fiction because it doesn’t feature the paper of record assigning all of its reporters to writing pro Boravia propaganda.

I genuinely cannot believe how many Democrats are spending their energy on destroying Mamdani when the GOP is trying to turn ICE into a full on secret police by drastically raising their budget

If only the Mayor used her power to order police to … A) stop unmarked vehicles and masked vigilantes to identify them. B) follow agents and document and report every civil, constitutional, and human rights violation. She can’t order them to interfere, but this she can.