I know everyone's chortling, but the other way to look at it is that the Democrats are like the only people on earth who have ever lost to JD Vance.

It's so rare that Fox News so cleanly lays out that the official position of the Republican Party is that they think 15 year olds should have more babies.

Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

This is real

People who can't create have such insane ideas of what stumps actual writers. "Oh, I can't think of ideas for how to end a scene... woe is me..." -- if you think this is the type of dilemma an actual working writer faces, you don't get to speculate on the alleged utility of AI.

Good to see What the Fuck Is Wrong With You University's Department Of No Fucking Shit Studies is still in business

Drove past a funeral procession yesterday that had two cybertrucks in it.

What the average person thinks HR is supposed to do for them at a job is what unions are actually for.

It's so funny every time they try to market AI writing bots to people who aren't writers, and have to pretend like actual writers get stuck on things like "how do I pick the _perfect_ word, if only I could get through this insurmountable obstacle, but alas, I cannot, so my writing must end."

This. Is. Murder. Even. If. No. One. Calls. It. That.

We’re gonna have to stop doing man on the street interviews pretty soon… @andrewti.bsky.social @morganevans.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social #trump #donlemon #thedailyzeitgeist #manonthestreet #edhardy

"Bunch of guys obsessed with Ancient Sparta can't beat the Persians at sea" was probably one of the known-knowns, come to think of it.

A lot of us in USA would be well served to recall that when we look back on that era we don't call it Germany With Some Nazis we call it Nazi Germany. We don't distinguish between people who silently disapproved or didn't like it but accepted it. We lump them in with the Nazis. And that is correct.

I still have trouble understanding that it's not Michael Basketball Jordan.

Huge missed opportunity not to have Anne Hathaway and Jessie Buckley present together.

The Definitely Had Sex Before mobile is here.

If you don't have anything to bring to the Oscars party, just stop at a mediocre Indian restaurant, get two things of lentils and bring One Bad Dal After Another.

Pro tip: don't describe someone's lunch as "some shit they'd feed Hamnet when he was really going through it," even if it's true.

"Physician..." Doctor: Okay, yeah, that's me... "... heal..." Doctor: Cool, okay, that's what I do... "... thyself." Doctor: 😞😞😞

I assume Racist Sinners ends with the klan and the Black guys (including I guess Zachary Levi in blackface) all getting along???

It is honestly wild that Epstein was genuinely a worse person than I thought.

I have been meaning to do this, and this was the reminder I needed!

Welp, guess the honeymoon's over.

Robert and Sophie dragged me into another couple hours of learning even more about this delightful man.

This one hits hard.

thus post from our wonderful director is tight the two thumbs up rating is incredibly powerful at Netflix (one thumbs up is actually bad. no joke). if you even kinda like strip law please give it a 👍👍

Thousands of institutions abandoned programs, ended or rewrote scholarships, closed down clubs and publications, all in pre-emptive compliance. And you know why? Mostly because they wanted to do it if they thought they could blame someone else for it.

Robert explores how Jeffrey Epstein used his friendship with Brock Pierce and his influence with Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick to push for micro transactions in video games to "indoctrinate" children. @iwriteok.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

Robert begins to explore the new Epstein files with Andrew Ti and unveils a conspiracy that crosses cryptocurrency, right-wing political power and, believe it or not, video game micro transactions. @iwriteok.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

I'm realizing now with some sadness that I kinda wish Turning Point had actually tried to put on an actual competitor to the halftime show rather than their weird racist talent show and yes, I'm saying I want to see their attempt at a full on MAGA dance number.

spoiler alert: epstein fucking sucks???

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

It honestly??? Might be more like Good Bunny??????

Los Angeles cannot trust our financial future to someone connected with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. LA 2028 Olympics Committee Chair Casey Wasserman must take accountability and resign.

Um sorry but Scylla and Charybdis were WHITE

I know it's like so far down on the list of New York Times' many crimes, but is there like an actual reason their games department simply cannot stop plagiarizing?

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible

Boycott. Protest. Divest. Rinse and repeat until we wash them out and they’re too broke to function.

Will SOMEONE in this godforsaken Congress actually take their oath to protect and defend the United States constitution with the same degree of seriousness as every person in Minneapolis?

Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. This is about right and wrong—and the murder we are seeing on the streets is just plain wrong. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans. We can stop this.

the demands schumer laid out, in light of existing rules and current ICE practices, are not a serious effort at modifying ICE’s behavior in any meaningful sense. they’re an attempt to mollify the base with meaningless bullshit without actually changing anything so they can move on to affordability

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

please remember that no matter how many “ICE is losing in MN” articles you read today, there is still a very real, urgent, ongoing crisis in Minnesota. people need food and they need rent money. that has not changed.

Okay I think I've mapped out ICE politics as of Monday night

Every person I know who's ever worked for or with federal law enforcement in any capacity has confirmed this. Border Patrol has been run by and almost entirely staffed with demented white supremacists for its entire existence (since 1924).