"Thank God Rumpelstiltskin's not the horny one." - @andrewti.bsky.social Suboptimal Podcasts: Starter Trek: The Bonkers Episodes: DS9: S1E16 - If Wishes Were Horses suboptimalpods.com

RFK hopes nothing but the best…for Hepatitis B, the immunization panel is no longer recommending the vaccine against it for newborns. As a parent, you’re also a fully knowledgeable scientist, right? We talk about the big deal on #FakeTheNation with @brianbabylon & @andrewti.bsky.social.

Do you want more babies, but can’t picture doing it because it would eat into reels consumption? Europe has pretty intense population declines, and they’re really trying to figure it out. We get into this and more on #FakeTheNation w/ @brianbabylon & @andrewti.bsky.social. Tune in!

We’re not running out of good ideas, but the tech fetishists who have no ideas other than “but I put a lot of money and emotion into this basket” always do, and their narcissism does not allow them to consider that their failed ideas suck, and the flop sweat is palpable.

Anybody who has watched the Times pull this shit for ages knows this game. Good piece.

The people we are fighting are pathetic cowards and it's important to always remember that.

Three hours left. zohranfornyc.com/vote

I believe this!

Hi just so I'm clear. I wrote "donate to food banks" and do "food runs for mutual aid" because they are different things! Food banks want your money! they can do more with your money than with stuff. Mutual aid groups often want stuff! Mine has a food fridge!

Gen Z is more into conservative Christianity than the two generations before them. We discuss the fascinating data behind this and so much more on #FakeTheNation w/ @ShaqKatzner & @andrewti.bsky.social. #church #genz #millennials

if you're going to a protest today I wish you luck. The only specific thing I will beg of you is this: don't use milk to wash out tear gas or mace. if you see a street medic with milk, yell at them until they throw it out. do not continue to spread lies about emergency medicine.

I got to be on Fake The Nation, listen in!!!

This is true!

We had @andrewti.bsky.social on episode 1933 ‘Ed Mcmahondella Effect, Trump 3 Princess Diana’ - listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social

I would quite simply wear a pair of heelies when I entered The Long Walk.

Karlie Chirk

We had @andrewti.bsky.social on episode 1919 ‘A Culture Of (Tiny) Bribes, Cracker Barrel Logo Hell’ - listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... @milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social

Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial

I've decided I'm going to be the type of person who pronounces it la-byew-byew.

Between Weapons and The Naked Gun, this has to be the best week of all time for hot dogs in cinema.

I guess the main upside to this is, now that the plagiarism tools have even higher fidelity, maybe tech losers will finally realize that it isn't the tools that have been holding them back from making something that people like, it's their wack-ass ideas.

New Behind the Bastards 🎙️ Robert sits down with Andrew Ti to discuss the ground breaking performer who created modern stand up comedy and also palled around with the KKK. @iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

You know those folding screen phones? What percentage of all the video that has been played on those screens do you think is podcasts where the hosts call women “females”? I think it’s like 89%.

We had @marcellacomedy.bsky.social on episode 1909 ‘DJ Vance’s Panama Playlist, Rod Stewart’s AI “Tribute”’ - listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... @jackob1.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social

We had @pallavi.bsky.social on episode 1908 ‘Dew Conspiracies, Radioactive Wasps (The Insect Kind)’ - listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... @jackob1.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social

Every time I see Lindsey Graham, I think of when someone wrote into @andrewti.bsky.social 's old blog and asked if it was racist if they thought Graham looks like he never went through puberty, but just got stretched out by some kind of machine

i find myself regularly reminding people that not one single German was severely punished for simply refusing to contribute to the Holocaust

You can tell the new Superman is pure fiction because it doesn’t feature the paper of record assigning all of its reporters to writing pro Boravia propaganda.

I genuinely cannot believe how many Democrats are spending their energy on destroying Mamdani when the GOP is trying to turn ICE into a full on secret police by drastically raising their budget

If only the Mayor used her power to order police to … A) stop unmarked vehicles and masked vigilantes to identify them. B) follow agents and document and report every civil, constitutional, and human rights violation. She can’t order them to interfere, but this she can.

AI taking jobs from Nigerian scammers 😕 #podcast #comedy #ai #scam #turing #nyt @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social

Tucker doing gotcha journalism to Ted Cruz 😲 #podcast #comedy #tuckercarlson #tedcruz #iran @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

We had @andrewti.bsky.social on episode 1883 ‘MAGA vs MAGA, US = Cause Of/Solution To All Earth’s Problems?’ - listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social

My main lesson from Andor is that every revolution needs one dude who huffs gasoline.

just a reminder that only water goes in your eyes, don’t wear contacts to a protest if you can help it, hot showers will hurt like hell if you have mace or gas residue on your skin. turn off face ID on your phone. pick a buddy & never leave their side. if detained, ask for a lawyer & then shut up.

LAPD and LA Sheriffs tried to prevent two large protests from joining together in downtown and both departments ended up hitting EACH OTHER with impact munitions from across the same interesection.

I will say, Predator: Killer of Killers basically confirms my theory that all Predator movies are produced in universe by like the Predator version of PETA as morality tales against trophy hunting.

How the fuck is a curfew supposed to stop the cops from rioting?

The Duck Duck Go Duck is condescending 🧐 #duckduckgo #google #jeeves @jamieloftus.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social

We had @jamieloftus.bsky.social on episode 1870 ‘Ode To The Snoopy Museum, Hollywood Hearts MAGA?’ - listen now ! @andrewti.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Every extra hour that ICE spends facing off with activists is an hour they can't spend kidnapping other people. Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.

A little history lesson

Pol Pot and his friends are now in charge of Cambodia and manage to kill two million people. Including a leftist academic from the UK who thought the Khmer Rouge was rad. Here's how! @iwriteok.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

The first of three episodes about the life of Pol Pot, a man who spent too much time reading books and bullshitting with his friends and for convinced he could save his country by destroying it. @iwriteok.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

we’re living in the golden age of comedic photo/headline juxtaposition

"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately? anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.